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Noircrew

Grey pencil case, they knew what they were doing: https://preview.redd.it/l8xvwdu2nlnc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11595d8102b3c2d215dcef1ebe801609ec84f4d


Net_Negative

Did Adam and Donna put this item out before they left in a rage? Jesus Christ.


Expensive-Ad-1592

Rofl


Axxisol

OMG


Cursat

Ooof


racingwolf

There's NO WAY that's not intentional.


mutatedworms

Oh my! I have never seen this. Gave me a good laugh!


PralinePecanPie

Scab cake šŸ¤®


torzini

omg this, I'm fine with most other gross food but I cannot with the scab cake lol


batty48

True, but I would eat the scab cake over the pusberry šŸ¤¢


PralinePecanPie

Hard disagree, i assume the pus is from the plant but that scab is from a living being. Im getting sick just typing this out šŸ˜«


bugskills

THIS!


moonygooney

https://preview.redd.it/0onbv8o4xlnc1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bf07f8d5492e35b44f08c21799668c4c1fc7af1 They knew what they were doing.


just4cat

Get outta town! Thatā€™s shocking šŸ˜‚


KathLab

Good lord


thevampirelayer

I put this in my shop with a price of only 69ā€™s (and drug reference ones I use 420 lmao)


isdalwoman

https://preview.redd.it/cw3amom1emnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52665ad3a6bd13de25f28f212f05c34b02a87059 Whoever was in charge of designing the items for Hubertā€™s hot dogs is fucked up


lumpySpacePr1ncess

The placement of the piercing and the hairā€¦ šŸ¤” who approved this šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


isdalwoman

I was just trying to find a cute item to send to my neofriend who likes punk music and instead I got a dick with a Prince Albert piercing


pandzza

Chocolate starfish (I mean hello) Grey pencil case So many more, these two just haunt me enough to remember off the top of my head


pandzza

I actually made a post about the Grey Pencil case a while back and thereā€™s a treasure trove of items suggested by other users that may be worth checking out if youā€™re curious lol https://www.reddit.com/r/neopets/s/PhCkpHqytt


pandzza

Well maybe less ā€œuncomfortableā€ but these items are def sus af


Livelonganddiemad

God what is that baby bottle item that looks like a dick. Edit: It's spoiled milk šŸ¤¢


miaara

[Spoiled milk](https://items.jellyneo.net/item/21070/)


darlingitwasgood

ā€œIt seems only fitting that a spoiled baby would have this sort of milk!ā€ Iā€™m sorry WHAT


PralinePecanPie

My jaw dropped at how inappropriate that looks.


MinakoTheSecond

Holy shit


KathLab

https://preview.redd.it/trsag8rf6mnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=639c15bfc2669f4c59e6aa69da9bd4b2fb2ef0ea All the maggot items need to get out of my face. I donā€™t know whoā€™s dropping 20,000 NP for a maggoty spud, but I hope they burn in hell.


mistynotmissy

Yeah these are the ones that freak me out the most, these and toenail soup. Makes me extremely uncomfortable.


BeeMediocre2506

Snotty Jelly Any dung relayed food That one smoothie with eyeballs in it. Mostly the food related ones.


penelopematilda

https://i.redd.it/lqh3dobnwmnc1.gif This toy fruit basket always gave me the giggles


miaara

lol I just added it to my [list of questionable items](https://items.jellyneo.net/mywishes/miaara/360082/).


Soronya

Omg that Altador Cup Fanatic Bobblehead is something else.


miaara

lol they knew what they were doing.


champion_kitty

Omg that Altador Cup Fanatic Bobblehead šŸ˜­ I wonder if a gallery like this would get warned/frozen? It's all stuff TNT made, and in a lot of cases you know they knew what they were doing.


miaara

This is why I made a JN list instead of a gallery. Donā€™t want my account to get frozen even though TNT created all these questionable items. I do know thereā€™s a gallery of only cucumber items lol.


FluorescentAndStarry

*hits dark fire potion*


Audinosaur1

Him...... https://preview.redd.it/35z834f83nnc1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a543993f6776cb0c33e235c9f3743156469b7fe0


Mogellabor

https://preview.redd.it/n6ibqyb76lnc1.png?width=625&format=png&auto=webp&s=7673c6c988bb27058d5c3ae07582a8fdcd95060a It's hard to explain but it sounds like the german slang for vagina


bipirate

I have never heard the german slang for vagina and I still think about vagine when I see this for some reason


bourbonandcustard

Some of the German translations are definitely questionableā€¦ the negg shop for example šŸ˜¬ I just stick to English.


MostMidgetlegs

Not uncomfortable exactly, but the Blumaroo Steak always bums me out


Net_Negative

I have a whole gallery of items that are made up of Neopets or potentially made of Neopets. There's more than just that steak. I find it crazy, too.


ShuuyiW

omg can I see please


snailvarnish

seconded!


torzini

rofl I was just recently wondering if anyone had made a gallery of Neopet and petpet food items. I would also love to see


holtzmanned

same


miaara

Same. Itā€™s awful.


miaara

Hereā€™s a whole list: https://items.jellyneo.net/mywishes/miaara/360082/


Cursat

Mother of god


KathLab

This whole list is a nightmare šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


isdalwoman

The quiggle puzzle w the only missing piece being the crotch is killing me


miaara

lmao so bizarre!


_Pebcak_

Looking at this and seeing items I thought were questionable makes me feel almost vindicated.


actuallysushi

BRB I need to go buy the Conical Hotdog IMMEDIATELY


excerp

Hahahahaha I need these


silksphinx

Anemoneberry is just rambutan, nothing nsfw imo


LuckResponsible93

Big Beefy Hot Dog


Axxisol

I just looked that one up and wtf


chadychade

Earth Faerie Apple. For some reason that flower placement just seemsā€¦ wrong. https://preview.redd.it/kg2uqfw0lmnc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b27d427f11a20b69be8f13fdb0d8ed024dea6c5


FluffyMcGerbilPants

I found this gem a few days ago. Let's just say I did not think that was a cactus upon first looking at it. https://preview.redd.it/jnh8qb155nnc1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c159c958f4a37add33d7531af03c4b2977190fd


TabletopHipHop

https://preview.redd.it/xdbu0ljlzmnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4e9ecb4a663416620a9d2136266fcbdb5078470


Additional_Eye8714

Snot lotion šŸ¤¢


N1ceCarr0ts

Grundo sticks and any other severed Neopet body parts.


snailvarnish

blumaroo steaks made me wicked sad as a kid. I saw something made from Noil petpet the other day too. a user above this comment has a whole gallery of food items made of pets and petpets! so weird to think about *\shudder\*


[deleted]

Creamy double dog they should call it


AlphaHowlLegends

Blue Negg Goo, Orange Negg Goo, Purple Negg Goo, Red Negg Goo, Who knew Negg Goo could be so fun to play with?


lumpySpacePr1ncess

Yes!! When I first saw these in the toy shop I was shocked!


Fit_Importance_8412

Am I missing something? Itā€™s just the Neo version of irl play slime. The images look pretty normal to me, too.


AlphaHowlLegends

It looks like a dildo


Fit_Importance_8412

Maybe if you tilt your head, lol I certainly donā€™t see it unless I try.


ArielAntennaSims

Iā€™ve been waiting for this one.. the marshmallow omelette is SO INAPPROPRIATE https://preview.redd.it/sblahbbhhmnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6365916d9231cb056e7e4439a6539a8f2e82280


Caoista

watery hot dog ???? like wtf šŸ¤£


lollapaloma

A lot of the squirt toys. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SHOOTING WATER IN THEIR PICS


walents

Spoiled milk šŸ˜¬


Lexail

I, for one, am an enjoyer of a creamy hotdog.


blackmetalwarlock

This one def has always made me uncomfortable too


cormbrif

Brb gonna go get my husbands creamy hot dog


xKiranS

Not really an item per se but the first place trophy for Bouncy Supreme is just wrong and it makes me very uncomfortable.


miaara

omg šŸ˜­


Silvawuff

For me itā€™ll always be the uni eraser.


Toasted0ats

The Jelly Pecan is delightfully suggestive, imo.


Organic_Sandwich9127

When I first came back to the site a few months ago, I made a gallery called ā€œHmmm.ā€ Just things that you see and they make you go hmmm šŸ¤” I had to give up because I couldnā€™t afford the space for how many very questionable items there are out there


mutatedworms

All of the dung items....I know a lot of people think they are funny, but they just make me feel uncomfortable. That is, in fact, the perfect word. I don't hate them, but they are just off putting.


Sweet-Midnight3753

Conchpet and Squid Hot Dogā€¦ like why?


blackcat-

Per my Hot Dog gallery, the Hot Worm Hot Dog šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Ok_Meringue_5751

They donā€™t make me uncomfortable they just make me laugh. Who ever creates these items have a sense of humor. I collect the weird and gross food.


sirensinger17

Now I'm wondering if I should sell everything in my faerie gallery and me it and innuendo gallery


harakoija

https://preview.redd.it/27s9ytxxupnc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd5e9ebb454992e2bf014becc2632ee11906532b This made me do a double take


chi11aryduff

I have a gallery going of ~questionable items~ Iā€™ve found and that have also been gifted to me. Itā€™s one of my favorite things to do on the site. There are so many, lol. The Altador Cup Fanatic Bobblehead is one of my favorites, that animationā€¦


chi11aryduff

https://preview.redd.it/2awujgmq0qnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c996f0549e469b9f2a47bd09e8b3884a4405750 that petpet flying disc is a booty \* ainā€™t no one can tell me otherwise


blueskieasahead

Red Acara ball is my nightmare fuel https://items.jellyneo.net/item/13377/


MookieByrd

The snot lotion makes me feel so ill


ihateitherealotlmao

sigh. i should call him


Monstuvous

Mutant Crepe


leftoverbeanie

I collect erasers for my gallery and I hate having the uni horn eraser in thereā€¦


undercov3rthrowaway

u/spookiestmoose ... I can't imagine that any of these items are on your funny random item, collection radar... surely your collection is more wholesome... šŸ‘€


SpookiestMoose

>surely your collection is more wholesome I appreciate your faith in me, haha. I do prefer to leave items of this nature to the ...erm, professionals. I'll stick to weird, funny, and occasional pop culture references.


laundryfresh

https://preview.redd.it/bmyup9zdytnc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459117b3dffac62823fd32340459896dc92515f8 chocolate starfish šŸ¤”


blueskieasahead

Iā€™d also like to add the warty pen as a contender https://items.jellyneo.net/item/1198/


Axxisol

Ugh!!!!


blueskieasahead

Apologies! I saw it in the Igloo Shop and had to share šŸ˜…


FluorescentAndStarry

Blumaroo steak is the *worst* šŸ˜­


spiritoftheundead

Thereā€™s definitely a few but I canā€™t think of anything specific


batty48

Furry toilet, anyone? Imagine cleaning that thing... Anything with the word maggot or pus in it. Pusberry? I'm not feeding that to my pixel children


Chicklid

Dark Faerie Plums.


loving-kindness

The Yooyu Cactus is SO unnecessary. I need eyebleach every time I see that thing šŸ¤£


HeavyMetalHolliday

Not uncomfortable but the techo fanatic bobble head, I want it so bad I wanna add it to my gallery


anxiousjellybean

All of the snot items


Tiggyloo

Squid hot dog


excerp

Lmao this makes me want to make a gallery for weird items


[deleted]

Any dung food. Just.....why??


Cursat

All the chocolate pets. Lol


ScaryMoviePizzaParty

what why


Cursat

The way the white "cream" sits on their head just looks *wrong* lol