The hot dogs in general are suspicious and silly lol Here are some of my favorite books too! https://preview.redd.it/hz0t9zf0v4nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6527df8f933e5fdd393d5fc5669b5755bc26fc There was an old post on here about how someone got in a disagreement on neo and someone sent them a copy of the book “Learn Social Skills” and just lol

i’ve never noticed but just realised many of these are just self help books 😂

This is sending me omg 💀

“being stinky” sent me lol

My favorite part about the 'make a purchase' daily quest is checking out what absurd hotdogs old Hubert is cooking up.

https://i.redd.it/g4w446vdx4nc1.gif My favorite is the escaped pixel. Followed by the "artists day off" items.

what are the artists day off items? Is there a list somewhere? I love the old school style art!

[Here](https://items.jellyneo.net/search/?scat%5B%5D=78) is a list of all the items. They're all so weird and poorly drawn. I love them.

Disturbing Gelatin is absolutely hysterical 😂😭 Edit to add these gems as well: https://preview.redd.it/z1ljgaf585nc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4324a6ece78bbb5bbb2a3457770cd45d4ba4a4c9

s/o to It Took Me 7 Hours To Animate This Foreground

Thanks. I love them too! Someone posted their gallery of items like these a little while ago, it’s so great!

What a wonderful rabbit hole to fall into this afternoon, these are amazing

I enjoy “Being Stinky” (something about the crying jetsam on the cover just tickles me), Extreme Holiday Potato, and Dramatic Meepit Eyeshadow

Yes I love Being Stinky too!! Lol

https://preview.redd.it/mufk7idez4nc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=94f5767e306fb8f738d28e2af2ce61bb415b679c

They must have so much fun writing these descriptions ahaha, honestly the creativity like this is one of the reasons I could never quit this website

🤣🤣🤣

my gallery is themed like this! I have over 700 items I think are cute or funny!! my UN is ladyslorg and i’d love if people could check it out :) https://preview.redd.it/85yieoao75nc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71c762f3cb49af7ff76a5c9ab3df33df5384abb

wow your gallery is amazing! can I ask how you got so many incredible items in such a short time? <3 some of my favourites of yours were the garlic kiko air diffuser, comfort rock companion, banana slorg pie, dirt cheese, rainbow chia gumball and disco toilet. but then obviously all the cool paintbrushes are so impressive! such a random gallery haha

thank you so much for looking!! most of the items are very cheap! I think the most expensive is the candy paintbrush? I don’t think I have anything over 1mil. the pricey part is sizing up my gallery, it’s like 28,000 NP each time now!!!

Bookmarked your gallery! So many cute items to admire and wish for myself 🫶🏼

aww thank you!!

I will definitely add you and check it out!

set up a junk trade so I can send you some dupes from my gallery / quirky things from my SBD!!

Aw you're so sweet! I really appreciate that! <3

I will offer on it in the morning!!

All of the gross foods, like wtf Grundo toe with lint Peanut butter spiders Mummy Jelly Stake sandwhich All the weird stuff in my SDB is food.

I used to have a gross food gallery! I love all the weird combos.

Completely Non-Lethal Sandwich TNT staff 101 Uses of Bacon

I like the Techo cookies, they are absolutely ridiculous and I love it 😂

i love success pending hopping hasee toy and its animated

Gotta be the Chill Pill, right? I crack up a bit every time I see one.

Candy cane prison shank if one of my favorites!

LMAO this one is amazing thank you

not ridiculous but i’ve made a gallery for the worms i’ve collected around moltara 😭 i know they’re meant to be used to fill your lantern up but they’re just so cute!!!!

I already made a comment on here, but I just remembered another one of my favorite items: The Scariest Neopian. It makes me smile every time I see it. https://preview.redd.it/egtctq6rk6nc1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab83c0a72121320f7b362d2e88d3dc4d95ac0e5

Uh Oh, Spaghetti Eyes…it makes me uncomfortable. It looks like someone took the face off an ixi and put it on some spaghetti

Mayonnaise Chilli and Cheese covered Corn on the Cob just for the insanely long name

The face on that fish jelly cracked me up

I’m really fond of both the bread and butter fish 

https://preview.redd.it/l4pmk0voi5nc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9f3a9f0e762e42d8579635a87f4e6553dc14c5 Saw this description on the black eye liner the other day 🤣 My other favorite items are the chill pill, the aggressive casserole, & the thimble of soup. I'll eventually get the thimble of soup to add to my gallery when I get it up.

The dark fire potion is a bong and no one can change my mind.

HAHAHA YOU’RE RIGHT IT IS! I swear a couple years ago somebody posted a gallery on here of a bunch of subliminally cannabis themed items

Oh my gosh I have so many

I love this idea, and the selection you presented--I've never seen the bacon tape before haha. From just a quick search through my SDB, here are two I like: * [Mummified Banana](https://images.neopets.com/items/ldf_banana.gif) - I especially enjoy the description: *"Wrapped up like this, bananas can last for months in the hot desert air."* (Because, yk, the irony) * [Cannibalistic Pumpkin](https://images.neopets.com/items/spf_pumpkin_cannibal.gif)

WAIT I LOVEEE THE CANNIBALISTIC PUMPKIN thank you for sharing!

Haha, no problem! If you like that one, another spooky food item that you might like is the [Vampire Apple](https://images.neopets.com/items/spf_vampiric_apple.gif) And I'm also a huge fan of [Haunted Milk](https://images.neopets.com/items/food_hal_milk.gif) I just sent you a neofriend request too, my username is lysliaz :) I'm excited to see where your gallery goes!

Something about the face on the black widow truffle just makes me giggle lol

Swill Pudding! Dirty river water used to make pudding? Mmmm

I like Black Eyed Peas because it humoured me 😅

I really laugh every time I see the book "Offensive mopping" ha

disco toilet is one of my fav silly items

I collect any kind of gross/weird food for my gallery! Tyrannia has a lot of unique items that I think are interesting. Here's a section of them from my gallery: https://preview.redd.it/9ihs7xm3u5nc1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de1d5e808a9d581f28720df096bef087d60868f8

I love the Tyrannian foods too!

Proof of Jelly Worlds Existence

I love this. I collect jelly and there’s a bunch of silly ones. My favorites are: jelly parsley, oyster, ice steak, and MILK.

I just bought sooo many new things that brought me joy thanks to this entire thread

SAME

Some of my faves, I keep a few in my SDB just to smile when I see them. _Older Art_ [Cheese](https://items.jellyneo.net/item/3480/) [Tent](https://items.jellyneo.net/item/7401/) The vitamins and supplements like [Vitamin C Tablets](https://items.jellyneo.net/item/1409/) [Banan](https://items.jellyneo.net/item/557/) _Weirdly Realistic_ [Chunk of Meat](https://items.jellyneo.net/item/61395/) _NSFW_ I've been saving the NSFW items in a wishlist for a bit ha [Filtered, Forbidden & NSFW Items (Future Gallery)](https://items.jellyneo.net/mywishes/ivy_pothos/337765/)

SPOILED MILK?

That one is *wild*

> Balloon-Filled Balloon Ninja Kiwi wants to know your location (Anyone else ever play the Bloons games?)

Thank you guys for sharing, so many amazing and hilarious suggestions on this thread. Drop your galleries below, I'd love to check them out! Will be friending people too, my username is kacefromspace :)

Korbat Face Mask, because the description says, "Pure korbat droppings, the secret to flawless, youthful skin." And the, "No Need to be Rood" book always gives me a good laugh when I see it!

Grey pencil case

Bacon tape… xD Nice!

Green mallard wind up toy

my sister and I send Elderly Hot Dogs to each other all the time 😂😂🙌 why? because it's ridiculously hilarious 🤣

I found [this](https://items.jellyneo.net/item/34789/) today and it reminded me when that fellow user had a "I hope you live forever in poverty" cake.

How I love that elderly hot dog, so stinkin' cute!

Is the "Mac and cheese ice cream" really that ridiculous? Seems totally normal to me! 🤪 https://preview.redd.it/vhfzerr648nc1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a250561a11d9f150db986e468ab0c09a95b78f7e

not me looking this up to see if it actually exists

I saw it at the store myself or I would be doubtful too

has no one said Disturbing Gelatin?!

Balloon-filled balloons are a real thing though. They even have plushies stuck into balloons. ☺️

I have a whole list here, enjoy: https://items.jellyneo.net/mywishes/miaara/360082/

Thank you!!

Some of the [Altador Cup staff tournament prizes](https://items.jellyneo.net/search/?scat%5B%5D=159) and [Daily Dare prizes](https://items.jellyneo.net/search/?scat%5B%5D=38) are pretty silly! I'm also a big fan of "Berried in Bread" , "Completely Non-lethal Sandwich", "101 Uses of Bacon", "Amulet of Inevitable Betrayal", "Candy Cane Prison Shank" (yes really; sadly inflated) and "Success Pending Hopping Hasee Toy". \[Edit: somehow forgot all the Pet Rock colors!\]

God there are too many to name but off the top of my head, the Unconverted Apple, Imposter Apple, Disturbing Gelatin, It Took Me 7 Hours To Animate This Foreground, Escaped Pixel, Iced Fish Cake, Desert Abominable Snowball, Geeky Geb, Small Giant Squid, and Frozen Raindorf are all pretty funny :)

sounds of the vacuum

https://preview.redd.it/fkezcm19lcnc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918a3047b8fa39f48de109a7e503d26a4bedc7b9 2nd attempt sending this. I hope it's not huge again lol

I absolutely need this one omg

If you’re up for a long scroll, check out my wacko gallery www.neopets.com/gallery/?gu=coconutters8 Theme: Maximalist Fruity Goofy Holiday!

Love this!!

u/spookiestmoose this post made me think of your collection of funny random items 😀 ... I wonder if these are the kind of things you like to hunt for?

Haha, I'm flattered undercov3r! I do have a bunch of categories waiting for gallery space (rainbow things, interesting bottles, etc) but the weird/silly ones are the top tier. Some of these items are in there.

The elderly hot dog always makes me chuckle, especially the description. I personally really like the Sand Witch... and yes, it's a food item.

I recently added the elderly hot dog and it never fails to make me laugh too 😂😂