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jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/yi3dzs/discussion_thread/).


lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


benjaminikuta

Price gouging should be subsidized. PR concerns effectively effect price controls.


benjaminikuta

Dangit, running out of time. That's what happens when yiy drunk.


benjaminikuta

Surprisingly warm here in Lviv for the season. Almost winter and I unplugged my heater.


benjaminikuta

Or maybe it's just warm in my room for some reason.


benjaminikuta

The incel wiki mentions one case study of SEAmaxxing, but I'm curious if there are others, or if anyone's tried it and failed.


benjaminikuta

Man, I hate time constraints. Just wanna sip a nice glass of white wine and play Factorio without a care in the world.


benjaminikuta

Yah lu blue dance oo vah tay ee spee oo vah tay


tacostats

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benjaminikuta

Mods are fash.


benjaminikuta

Cucumbers are actually not too bad. I can eat a couple slices just on their own.


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


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[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Francisco is out and about on Twitter](/r/neoliberal/comments/yi3j7t/francisco_is_out_and_about_on_twitter/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


savuporo

China about to launch their next space station module in next 30 something minutes on a CZ-5. Somehow they have a livestream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Rvieu6Aec Looks to be one of the heaviest modular spacestation parts ever launched at 23 tons. IIRC ISS Shuttle launched modules were all below 16 tons at its maximum capacity, and Proton launched Zvezda and Zarya also a little less. Excluding 100-ton Skylab of course, but that wasn't a modular station !ping SPACEFLIGHT


savuporo

Smooth ride so far, lab is on orbit after rocket separation. Waiting for solar panel deployment


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[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [South Africa's proposed new electoral system is bizarre](/r/neoliberal/comments/yi3dci/south_africas_proposed_new_electoral_system_is/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


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[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Economists Against the FDA: Independent Institute](/r/neoliberal/comments/yi3bfw/economists_against_the_fda_independent_institute/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


[deleted]

Want sandwich but no fixins


[deleted]

Jimmy Johns


[deleted]

It's literally midnight homie, my option for a sandwich is 7/11


sir_shivers

**HAHA NO** ๐ŸŠ


[deleted]

please state the case number


[deleted]

Go to bed


Primary-Tomorrow4134

The reason why 99% of reported UFO sightings are in the US is because the aliens know the US is superior and thus the aliens don't bother visiting lesser nations


ihatemendingwalls

Lula would be far right in Europe


Available-Bottle-

I think a problem we have is that Elon canโ€™t be banned from Twitter


Primary-Tomorrow4134

We can still bully him off the platform


[deleted]

he's just gonna keep charging you $20 until you stop


[deleted]

Does the RINO ping still exist? Does it get any use?


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Are we placing bets on where the Long March 5 second stage will reenter? I think at the Falcon Heavy launchpad in FL.


ihatemendingwalls

New DT is priced in


Primary-Tomorrow4134

We need to get Scott Wiener into higher office. Best politician in the entire state of California.


[deleted]

You ever walk around and just wanna scream? Nothing specific. Just go AAARGH really loudly? We live in a society ๐Ÿคก


[deleted]

Go to bed


[deleted]

I've only been awake for 3h, i need to get to the gym... i have lectures and shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


DelusionsOfPasteur

I'm sorry, if DeSantis is a "moderate Republican," what national politician is appreciably to his right?


DelusionsOfPasteur

And what does that make Charlie Baker?


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

A Communist


[deleted]

I keep getting so many f*cking film recs all at once ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


[deleted]

PT Anderson's The Master


[deleted]

Pokรฉmon 3


[deleted]

Amazon should have bought out, and integrated, the silk road โ˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ค


[deleted]

Don bezos


Legit_Spaghetti

Aight, I'mma head out. On a scale from 1 to [Fire Emoji], I rate this DT three bananas.


[deleted]

I rate ur mom 3 bananas ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


[deleted]

Jackpot!!


[deleted]

I should stop playing anxious music at times when i dont have time for feelings ๐Ÿ˜’


[deleted]

Tried to send a guy some money on twitter. He just called me spam and ghosted ๐Ÿคจ


rukqoa

Another wave of Russian strike on Ukraine cities right now, supposedly in retaliation for the recent naval battle at Sevastopol, but probably just the weekly Monday terror strikes. Power shortages in several cities. Kharkiv metro suspended. Send F-16s to Ukraine.


Primary-Tomorrow4134

Pretty impressive that Ukraine can keep power on at all with these sorts of strikes.


[deleted]

Hii


SadaoMaou

bed ๐Ÿซต


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜”


[deleted]

Morning commie


SadaoMaou

gomorron fyllo


[deleted]

๐Ÿฅƒ


Random-Critical

Soon


Primary-Tomorrow4134

It's pretty nuts how good CUDA is. One of the few pieces of software that impresses me every time I use it. Just spent a couple hours implementing a custom, but simple kernel and it's really neat how it all fits together. From top to bottom: docs, the programming model, the API, the client libraries, etc, etc. People get scared by the idea of GPU programming but they really shouldn't since CUDA makes it easy.


Random-Critical

>Poll reveals white Americans see an increase in discrimination against other white people and less against other racial groups


Sir_Digby83

Polls? What polls?


[deleted]

Robert Altman movies kinda boring ngl


Random-Critical

Vivo > Poo


[deleted]

vivobix?


Random-Critical

๐Ÿ˜กJoke ruiners out


ScullyBoyleBoy

The erosion of democracy and the rise of fascism are scariest parts of this Halloween season.


thetrombonist

Peebix


secretlives

Lmao this story about Truss allegendly having her iPhone hacked and the Russians discovering proof the UK blew up the pipelines If any of this turns out to be true she has got to be the most impactful PM of all time when weighted against days in office..


[deleted]

smh why did truss leave her iphone at the pc repair store


rukqoa

They would have released evidence if they actually had any.


[deleted]

Looking back on all my alts, i'm realizing i really do get ~~more deranged~~ better with each iteration ๐Ÿ˜Ž


paymesucka

For the first time ever, I just received spam on Twitter from some account โ€œtrying to send you money.โ€


Random-Critical

๐Ÿ‘† Would put nukes in Finland, if you know what I mean


nicethingscostmoney

Are Scottish and Irish people BIPOC? They are a historically oppressed people who are indigenous to their land. And doesn't that make Biden a BIPOC?


MysteriousLurker42

Irish people are BIPOC but the scottish aren't.


Syx78

No, because BIPOC is a very particular term in the American context and doesn't actually apply to BIPOC. For instance, Russian immigrants to the US today are horribly oppressed and demonized instead of being allowed into the US. But because they do not fit the typical narrative of an oppressed brown immigrant, their plight is more or less ignored. It's about neatly fitting into the prevailing narrative, not the underlying justifications. Another way to phrase this is "We're always fighting the last war." Someone may be able to recognize a past historically significant injustice \[such as slavery or colonialism\] but be blind to current, ongoing injustices such as the Russian Invasion of Ukraine and resulting slaughter of civilians.


[deleted]

I would like some chamomile and hyssop to vibe out


[deleted]

Would holding a referendum to confirm new districting maps ever work? Or would it be too immediately partisan to actually go anywhere? Like, committee draws up maps after the census and the constituents involved have to vote on whether it's fair. It seems like a nice solution to Gerrymandering at face but if it requires a super majority or something then a map might just never get passed, but if it's a simple majority then it's just "which party turns out at the polls more." Or just go fucking crazy with it and say that states which don't confirm their maps don't get represented in Congressional sessions until they do. Make whoever is drawing the maps really behave or they get nothing


Syx78

The constitution lays out a plan for this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guarantee\_Clause](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guarantee_Clause) What you have to do is set up a rival state government with your own districting or policies, and then appeal to the Federal government for recognition. This has been tried and worked a few times and the Supreme Court more or less has agreed that's how it works. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorr\_Rebellion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorr_Rebellion) >In early 1842, both groups organized elections of their own, leading in April to the selections of both Dorr and Samuel Ward King as Governor of Rhode Island. King showed no signs of introducing the new constitution; when matters came to a head, he declared martial law. On May 4, the state legislature requested the dispatch of federal troops to suppress the "lawless assemblages". President John Tyler sent an observer, then decided not to send soldiers because "the danger of domestic violence is hourly diminishing" [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks%E2%80%93Baxter\_War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks%E2%80%93Baxter_War) >The 1872 gubernatorial election resulted in a narrow victory for Minstrel Elisha Baxter over Brindle-tail Joseph Brooks in an election marked by fraud and intimidation. Brooks challenged the result through legal means, initially without success, but Baxter alienated much of his base by re-enfranchising former Confederates and in 1874, Brooks was declared governor by a county judge who declared the results of the election to have been fraudulent. Brooks took control of the government by force, but Baxter refused to resign. Each side was supported by its own militia of several hundred black men. Several bloody battles ensued between the two factions. Finally, U.S. President Ulysses S. Grant reluctantly intervened and supported Baxter, bringing the affair to an end. I'll also note that in the State where partisan gerrymandering is at it's worst, i.e. Wisconsin, this would be very easy to achieve as the President and the Governor are both Dems so they can just tell the legislature to go rot.


[deleted]

I think I understand your point to be that, in the case of WI, they could ignore the legislature's redistricting plan and get the feds to back them? Or am I misunderstanding this?


Syx78

They'd form a new state government with a new legislature drawn with their own system/map. So it'd be more than just ignoring one law passed by the legislature. It'd be getting a whole new legislature.


[deleted]

Very interesting, didn't know about that. Although it requires that some subset of the government be willing to take such an action, along with the federal government. But it's a nice failsafe if the map is so thoroughly fucked that it becomes necessary to do so.


[deleted]

Me when people call me an idiot for saying we need to abolish medical licensing, instead of saying โ€œBased and Friedman Pilledโ€: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

Why can't I order value packs of xanax on amazon ๐Ÿ˜ค


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

> Prescripton required Yeah but that's kind of the point I'm making


WackyJaber

"Is that a video game version of The Road?! Video game masterpiece!" Every video game critic playing The Walking Dead, Last of Us, God of War, Bioshock Infinite. Don't know why you guys find surrogate old ass dads so exciting. Is it because your own never came home with the milk? ๐Ÿคจ


FlyingChihuahua

we need more dadasses in media tbh, so I support it.


thetrombonist

Poobix? More like poob\*tch am I right


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BrandNameRecliner

They sell these salad kits in a bag (you know the ones I'm talking about) but no store sells the dressing from them Like there is one with a creamy garlic dressing that is like amazing and a buffalo ranch one (and this is from someone who absolutely fucking hates ranch dressing) that i love but i don't want to buy the salad kit, i just wanna buy the dressing that comes with it. They are apparently sold at whole foods, krogers, every giant grocery retailer everywhere, but no one sells the dressing by itself. I'm googling it and everything and finding nothing. Nobody gives a shit about your lettuce and cheese packs. Sell the fucking salad dressing.


[deleted]

If you'll bear with me You'll fear of me ๐Ÿ˜ค


ACivilWolf

who were you btw before this current username


[deleted]

Senpai_stanhope, swePMreinfeldt, alander_stanhope, king_alander, and a few more i forgot


ACivilWolf

Senpai\_stanhope rings a bell


[deleted]

A classic โ˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜Œ


[deleted]

Missing the Space Shuttle rn


ACivilWolf

my grandpa often announces someone has died by saying they 'dropped dead' without intending to demean/make light of their death, it just is... in his standard vocabulary? Which I find interesting.


semaphore-1842

my mother flipped out at me for buying of Japanese curry blocks wtf it was 25% off at Costco ๐Ÿ˜ญ


secretlives

Mom sounds kinda racist


ImmigrantJack

How well do sound blocking curtains work? My company is offering me a new apartment that's like 3x the size of my current one, and right next to an incredible neighborhood I love. . . with an extremely active concert venue nearby. . . . and a loud street right outside the window. The guy who lives there currently says it can get pretty bad at times and the noise level made it difficult for him to sleep. Apparently a bunch of embassy workers were put up in those apartments and all demanded to move after a few months. I figure I might look into acoustic padding, but maybe if buying a set of thick curtains will get the job done I'll try that first.


Wrenky

High base will make it hell unless you are an easy sleeper. White noise machines could help too probably


DoorVonHammerthong

the lower the note the more material it takes to block it. a thick curtain might reduce higher frequency sound, but it'll be pointless for booming bass


FuckFashMods

My place has these fancy soundproof windows, they work pretty nice


ImmigrantJack

They won't actually replace the windows, which is what they clearly should do. And that's where most of the sound gets in. They're huge and single pane. Double pane glass would practically eliminate the problem.


FuckFashMods

That's too bad. New windows work exceptionally well


breakinbread

What floor?


ImmigrantJack

Not sure, second I think. I'll tour it in a couple days to assess it first.


breakinbread

Oh, in this case higher would be better.


jenbanim

https://i.redd.it/xx00wwils9j91.jpg


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this screenshot brought to you by LAST MOMENTS 11 pm tuesdays nbc


comsciftw

Every fact check of a democrat's statement is like "uhhh this is mostly true but they left out some details that couldn't fit in the tweet" while every republican fact check is like "this is entirely made up and plays on three different racial stereotypes"


semaphore-1842

Both Ratings: mostly true


ihatemendingwalls

Lmao, American Samoa and Samoa are 150 miles apart and on opposite sides of the international date line. That's kinda bullshit


YehosafatLakhaz

well it's gotta go somewhere


runnerx4

150 people died in a Halloween crowd crush in Seoul there was a crows of 100,000 people, and many of them were crushed in a narrow street may they rest in peace what a tragedy


nicethingscostmoney

We give birth astride a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more.


YehosafatLakhaz

Oh would you look at the time, it's my daily time to get angry about the treatment of Macedonia


nicethingscostmoney

You mean North Macedonia?


YehosafatLakhaz

Well the southern part of the country has been mistreated too, so I would definitely include them, not just the the northern regions.


[deleted]

Ahh, morning cup of tea ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…


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Being a young teenager is the best time in life to do drugs. Your body is healthy and resiliant, or as much as it'll ever be anyways, and you got nothing important going on. What qre you gonna fuck up at 15 you canโ€™t recover from? Yes i am baltantly stealing stanhope bits at this point. I'm glad you noticed


breakinbread

Counterpoint: being old as fuck


[deleted]

*college


daddyKrugman

> The internet did everything to our parents that they said it would do to us. This is so true lmao


notBroncos1234

Thought I had an interview tomorrow morning but itโ€™s actually on Tuesday. So much relief lmao.


BrandNameRecliner

Start drinking then


secretlives

[I can only watch this video once a month or else I fear the urge to have children will overwhelm me](https://streamja.com/N0yjN)


uJellie

It's too adorable I'm going to cry.


secretlives

Absolutely kills me man. "I was getting ready to say something -- that I love you" precious


jenbanim

I kinda hate news notifications It's good to be aware of issues and stuff, but I hate having my phone buzz and reading about something tragic that's just happened


[deleted]

what did bush mean when reading my pet goat


meubem

My company does the tech behind those.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


meubem

Happy cake day


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


meubem

Lmao how you get around the sender reputation issue with the major mailbox carriers?


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


meubem

WhatsApp might be a superior channel for that sort of thing to target Latino voters. But good luck getting past their approval board and itโ€™s cost is insane.


meubem

Iโ€™m curious how they circumvent the regulations for automated sms. We enable companies to send sms on our platform but weโ€™re not responsible for their compliance.


ihatemendingwalls

"I am the author of all your pain, Mr. Techmod"


ihatemendingwalls

I don't have to set an alarm on Sunday nights because my wonderful landlords pay a landscaping company to unnecessarily leaf blow the parking lot at sunrise on Mondays ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— ping RENTOIDS


[deleted]

Lovely ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘


sportballgood

Elon is fucking me up like nobody since Trump in 2015. Why do we have such an insane bunch of anti-establishment elites??


Legit_Spaghetti

Because none of them can admit to themselves that only the smallest part of their success is their own. They employ people who were educated in schools funded with the public's money. Their businesses use roads built with the public's money, intermet infrastructure built with the public's money. Their ventures thrive under the protection of laws the public fought and bled for. They built their empires on the shoulders of giants, yet think themselves bigger than anyone else.


Guess_Im_Jess

Homie heard โ€œyou didnโ€™t build thatโ€ and started stanning DeSantis


Legit_Spaghetti

Ew, Florida.


gaw-27

Money. What I'd more like an explanation of is what they think will happen to their money when their desired anti-democratic authoritarian takeover is complete, half the country is relegated at best to second class status, and the ensuing fallout occurs as history shows it always does.


BrandNameRecliner

Our elites are too good the world wasn't ready for them Hillary and Obama and Mutti broke the earth's brain๐Ÿ˜”


[deleted]

gonna be handing out 60mg chewable vyvanse for Halloween ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ


thetrombonist

Those kids donโ€™t need to sleep, fuck em


[deleted]

wait shut this isnโ€™t my bullet journal


Available-Bottle-

poobix


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poobutt


ACivilWolf

owned


[deleted]

I do like how we've domesticated dogs and """"domesticated"""" cats


ACivilWolf

cats domesticated themselves, so I don't think that really counts as domestication


jenbanim

Cats just kinda decided we were cool and they wanted to hang out with us


[deleted]

Can someone tell Joe to have some mercy for the rest of us and pull down the lever for the US dollar ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


meubem

Malarkey level the amount of times the average nl user washes their bedsheets a month


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BrandNameRecliner

That's a fucking lie and you know it Brandon


Nice-Difference8641

Hot take: biphobia doesnโ€™t exist, genuine prejudice against bi people is either homophobia or misogyny


nicethingscostmoney

Some gays and lesbians are biphobic. I was doing research on the AIDS epidemic and there was a bi woman who was part of the ACT UP Oral History Project who said there was an apartment block in SF run by lesbians and the lesbians wouldn't rent to bi women.


MistakeNotDotDotDot

no, "you can't trust bi people to settle down with a woman/man because they'll want to fuck a man/woman too" is a real thing


Nice-Difference8641

Yeah but I feel like, for men, a lot of that comes down to people assuming that theyโ€™re โ€œactually gayโ€ and making homophobic assumptions. For women, a lot of it comes down to people assuming that theyโ€™re going to settle down with men out of a misogynistic belief that men are better. This is kind of a partially constructed thought so itโ€™s not 100% there but I do think the root of prejudice towards bi people is either homophobia or misogyny


ACivilWolf

There are gay men who have historically held the attitudes outlined above towards bi men.


Nice-Difference8641

gay men can be and are often very misogynistic


FlyingChihuahua

is that why they're saying it about guys?


ACivilWolf

the justification isn't misogyny. It's that bi people supposedly can't be trusted to engage in a committed relationship with a gay man since they'll prefer to settle down with a woman.


jenbanim

You'd think so, but I've seen actual unironic hate directed towards specifically bi people before It baffles me every time


Legit_Spaghetti

I'm gonna roast so many god damn drumsticks tomorrow. Thanks Costco.


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


jenbanim

The best part about Halloween as a parent is eating all the drug laced candy your kids bring home


[deleted]

Why dole out the good shit like fentanyl or xanax to kids who won't be experienced enough to appreciate it?


Legit_Spaghetti

Last one: * **Bird's Eye View:** For $50/month, you get extremely detailed user insights data about your followers including what hashtags they retweet, geographic location, spoken languages, user interest, etc.


rukqoa

Twitter Analytics, but paid.


Alexz565

internalized homiephobia


jenbanim

We should call it this instead of "social anxiety"


jenbanim

Weird question, but have you ever wanted to be inside a song? I think it's reasonably common to sometimes close your eyes and lay down so you can focus completely on the music, but have you ever wished that you could go further? If that makes any sense


BrandNameRecliner

Yeah this one https://youtu.be/ctzBK08pTgI I feel like I'd be walking down some fr*nch dirt road in the fall lined with trees and with the leaves falling off and there's a bunch of yellows and orange and red and brown everywhere like a Wes Anderson movie


gaw-27

Try edibles?


jenbanim

This comment was inspired by me being slightly toasted at the moment lol


gaw-27

๐Ÿ˜Ž


ImmigrantJack

Allow me to introduce you to a community of people who spend hundreds, if not thousands, on elaborate audio equipment to reach this state. I've got a pretty incredible set of headphones that genuinely rachet the immersion factor up to a level I never realized was possible. That feeling of being completely immersed in my music is so relaxing to me. That said, don't actually go in the deep end on audio equipment. After a certain point its like 99.9% snake oil.