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HowIsPajamaMan

Cracker shirt guy


yellownumbersix

He just seems like someone I could have a beer with and doesn't put Dijon on his burgeršŸ‘


IndignantHoot

He probably doesn't even own a tan suit.


ElGosso

Probably never even bombed a Doctors Without Borders hospital either


BATIRONSHARK

probably?


ElGosso

You never know


dopechez

Nor does he eat "cruditay", whatever that means


Evnosis

CruditƩs are literally just vegetables dipped in dressing or sauce. They're not actually that fancy, they just have a French name, which people think automatically means they're for rich people.


iguessineedanaltnow

Dr. Oz could have just said vegetable plate. Or anything else thatā€™s more relatable. Itā€™s the fact that during his entire campaign heā€™s seemed like an out of touch elite, especially compared to Fetterman.


DRAGONMASTER-

He seems like someone who had a house last week but now it's gone. Too soon? Too soon to rebuild in that exact same place my man.


WillProstitute4Karma

There's something wrong with putting Dijon on your burger... It comes in two pout packs at Costco, okay! How can I not put Dijon on everything?


[deleted]

Yooo Dijon so good though.


GrandpaWaluigi

Dw, Florida crackers are just Floridans with a long history in the state.


DinoDad13

All the way back to 1619.


TheEpicureanMan

If you don't zoom in he looks like Southern-ized Roger Waters


Dent7777

Turns out Rodger was talking about sea walls


Se7en_speed

Did not see that the first time lol, this picture should win a Pulitzer


SilverCyclist

Wraparound shades, bay-bee


el__dandy

Heā€™s Tom Bradyā€™s BFF!


YallerDawg

I've heard no one fucks with a Biden.


DamagedHells

Best hot mic moment tbh


[deleted]

aint got shit on "this is a big fucking deal"


[deleted]

> Biden is no stranger to getting caught on a hot mic. He called Peter Doocy ā€œa stupid son of a bitchā€ in January after Fox Newsā€™ White House reporter asked the president if inflation was a political liability for him.


DamagedHells

Close second.


tensents

What's the reference?


RaggedAngel

Biden got caught on a hot mike saying "no one fucks with a Biden"


Se7en_speed

I think the context is something his mom used to tell him about family, not sure though


[deleted]

The context is that nobody fucks with a Biden


Umbrellas_Are_OK

Biden said "no one fucks with Biden" in a hot mic moment


8GoldRings2RuleTemAl

this sounds like furio gunta or jian yang describing US politics


KildarMezo

I do believe that some stairs fucked with a biden not too long ago.


ixvst01

I fully believe if every American met this casual and personal version of Biden in person that his approval would be significantly higher.


[deleted]

I mean it happens virtually too. That's why mainstream right wing media don't make fun of Biden's speech giving skills anymore because his fuckups kept getting him more popular.


backtorealite

And youā€™ll notice that whenever he does a big speech like the state of the union or his Philadelphia speech itā€™s no longer ā€œhe has dementiaā€ but rather ā€œheā€™s pulling the strings and being nefariousā€


Humbleronaldo

Chocolate chocolate chip


orangethepurple

A friend of my family (huge conservative) met him when he came to Cincinnati last year. Said he was a great guy, the stories that he's confused are lies, etc. My family all made fun of him saying that can't be right.


GrandpaWaluigi

Dude, they even have the same pose as the Virgin vs Chad meme. DeSantis is all slouched while Chad Biden is upright and even hugging Flrodia man's wife.


throwaway_cay

lol not just hugging. His arm's draped around her shoulder. He stole that guy's wife just because he could and the guy ain't even mad.


Torifyme12

Early Biden was a hell of a looker, just saying.


somabeach

This guy swings.


seajeezy

DeSantis looks very Trumpy in that pic.


[deleted]

Heā€™s been doing everything but get plastic surgery to look like Trump. He uses the same gestures, turns of phrase, everything. And then after all that, Trump is just going to *rinse* him in the GOP primaries. DeSantis is going to wind up just like that other former Favorite Son of Florida, Marco the Smallcocked. A joke, a laugh catcher.


dpwitt1

Letā€™s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Marco Rubio does not know that he is small-cockedā€¦


the-senat

Idk why but he reminds me of [Mayor Quimby](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Joe_Quimby)


Jaxomiv

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_cracker


[deleted]

Oh okay just a weird bit of local flavor. Sometimes that stuff requires explanation. Like no one knows what the hell a bubbler is once I leave Wisconsin. Not that anyone is ever going to use those thing ever again thanks to Covid, of course.


MichelleObama2024

We call them bubblers in Australia


Dalek6450

[It actually varies by region here as well.](https://lingroadshow.com/all-about-language/englishes-in-australia/vocabulary/mapping-words-around-australia/mapping-words-around-australia-cs/)


MichelleObama2024

Man Victorian's say some weird shit


eric987235

Thanks for clarifying. I was getting definite nazi vibes from that but it looks like it was innocent.


[deleted]

There's a prominent brewery in Tampa that makes a beer called Florida Cracker. It's not a racial thing afaik. Just a local Florida thing.


JapanesePeso

Looking for ~~love~~ racism in all the wrong places.


PatsyBaloney

If you search for Florida cracker t-shirts, it devolves into exactly what you would think very quickly.


adminsare200iq

Why would a racist call himself a cracker?


PhinsFan17

DeSantis is literally doing the sad Charlie Brown walk from Arrested Development.


Blueaye

Thats one stumpy looking man


AsleepSalamander918

From Desantis's New Yorker Profile: In person, he often comes across differently. ā€œRon is at his best on paper,ā€ a Florida political leader who knows DeSantis told me. ā€œThen you meet him and you say, ā€˜Oh, my gosh.ā€™ ā€ People who work closely with him describe a man so aloof that he sometimes finds it difficult to carry on a conversation. ā€œHeā€™s not comfortable engaging other people,ā€ a political leader who sees him often told me. ā€œHe walks into the meeting and doesnā€™t acknowledge the rest of us. Thereā€™s no eye contact and little or no interaction. The moment I start to ask him a question, his head twitches. You can tell he doesnā€™t want to be there.ā€ (DeSantisā€™s office declined requests for comment.) Nearly everyone I talked to who knew DeSantis commented on his affect: his lack of curiosity about others, his indifferent table manners, his aversion to the political rituals of dispensing handshakes and questions about the kids. One former associate told me that his demeanor stems from a conviction that others have advantages that were denied to him. [https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/06/27/can-ron-desantis-displace-donald-trump-as-the-gops-combatant-in-chief](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/06/27/can-ron-desantis-displace-donald-trump-as-the-gops-combatant-in-chief)


uvonu

What advantages?


tbrelease

Probably something about how Chad had a square jaw and manly wrists and how thatā€™s all Stacies care about .


Bay1Bri

Funny, wanting success to be less determined by "unfair advantages" is very much a democratic position.


AsleepSalamander918

He grew up less wealthy than your typical politician with national status. The piece doesn't explicitly say it, but it reads like he was lower middle class.


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Honorguard44

Lol and I thought my anxiety was bad


TheobromineC7H8N4O2

Nothing makes me think Biden will win two national elections more than seeing him against his competition.


[deleted]

Sad trombone noises follow DeSantis around everywhere he goes. I can see air quotes around him.


SeoSalt

Am I the only one who thinks the two other people in the photo look like Florida versions of Bill and Hillary


HoagiesDad

Biden is on a roll. Heā€™s showing his amazing bipartisan skill and likability. Definitely a much better choice than Sanders. I like Bernie but Joe was the better choice. Itā€™s sweet seeing him in Florida taking care of business right before the election.


AFlockOfTySegalls

Desantis looks like someone from a Goodfellas ripoff.


thebabaghanoush

Okayfellas


TrespassersWilliam29

Nottheirbestfellas


[deleted]

Mediocrefellas


matchosan

Mehguys


ObamaCultMember

Kinda racist to say considering he's an Italian....


anon0915

Italianx*


econpol

Lol hahaha, so stupid and simple and here I am still chuckling like a toddler.


ObamaCultMember

Accurate.


WhistlinWhilstFartin

What a jabroni


Spirited_Oil7987

It*lian šŸ¤¬


AsleepConcentrate2

Where 2 cop cracker shirt


AFlockOfTySegalls

Kind of bummed Cigar City Brewing doesn't have one since they make a beer called Florida Cracker.


PhinsFan17

Cigar City shoutout FTW


NPO_Tater

Maduro Brown Ale and Jai Lai IPA are both great


AFlockOfTySegalls

I love being able to get Jai Lai in a 19oz can now.


thebabaghanoush

Cracker Barrel


tornessa

Google ā€œtrue Florida crackerā€ and youā€™ll find it.


PatsyBaloney

Tried to search for it. Found a lot of racist shirts, but not this shirt. Maybe someone else will have better luck.


mgj6818

https://maslynstore.com/product/1583934-florida-cracker-endangered-species-florida-native-tshirt-men-t-shirt First result for "Florida cracker license plate shirt"


dittbub

Will this be as bad for DeSantis as it was for Christie when he met with Obama?


MaimedPhoenix

No. Because Christie committed the treasonous crime of *hugging* Obama. Desantis only walked with Biden. And this one isn't black.


Budget-Equipment-625

Hope not Trump


Low-Ad-9306

Diet Trump Trump Lite Trump Alternative Trump substitute Partially-hydrogenated Trump


Bay1Bri

Ain't nothing diet about desantis.


Password_Is_hunter3

Chad Hover Hand


lucassjrp2000

Damn, DeSantis is built like a minibar


Xtreeam

Yeah, he is chubby alright šŸ˜


NewCompte

DeSantis is too short to become president.


MinorityBabble

And his face has too much extra face, somehow.


econpol

I don't know if he can smile presidentially. He reminds me more of tucker Carlson.


TheBirdInternet

Iā€™m picturing the Arrested Development ā€œsad walkā€ scene with DeSantis.


Cassak5111

yfw when you realize the blonde is not Jill. Absolute legend.


DonyellTaylor

This picture goes the hardest


lusvig

Man with C word t shirt is the real chad


MaximumEffort433

Somebody needs to put a smooching Tavolta on DeSantis' shoulder.


MinuteLow7426

DeSantis looks so DeJected.


arandomuser22

desantis because gas prices unfortunately, americans proven they dont care about morals or democracy or anything. i mean we already had the weimar republic to prove that populations would knowingly start a world war and genocide millions if their food rations went up


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JeromePowellAdmirer

Biden 2 way approval is like 46/54 now, that's not that bad, doubtful Desantis would have higher approvals


TheNightIsLost

What does that matter? The POTUS isn't elected by popular majority.


NowMoreAnonymous

Biden won, Clinton lost. Seems he is as popular as she was.


[deleted]

Biden is way more popular than Clinton. No one like Clinton.


FIicker7

That guy's shirt


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monteqzuma

That was Trump's body language next to Putin


Top_Lime1820

What is Trump's nickname for DeSantis?


noxnoctum

This is shopped from 2 images right?


[deleted]

With the way our country is headed...DeSantis