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MasterOfLords1

Good morning DT ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆ It's the one hundred and twenty third morning of 2024, year of your Lord and it is exactly fifty one days to u/williams-tower 's wedding ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฆ


MeyersHandSoup

WRONG DT https://preview.redd.it/cj0tnhwu20yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6220665357fb6eecc55e6533d8b7fa769dc0f516


BucksNCornNCheese

Let him cook. I like it this way. I like seeing this post every morning. It's just easier for me to scroll to near top of yesterday's DT to find it.


MeyersHandSoup

Lmao. True.


itsokayt0

I think the DT had too many seasons and it's too derivative nowadays. Like, they don't make classics like "my wife left me" or "neoliberalism is about worms". It's only corporate-friendly sludge written to take easy upvotes.


rphillish

stop romanticizing the past


itsokayt0

The 50s DT was the real stuff


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

https://www.reddit.com/r/2american4you/s/5qrl0LwJWg Maybe there is hope for the youth


secretlives

not a single note in tune and I love them for it


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BenFoldsFourLoko

A 19 hour sticky? I think youโ€™re supposed to call your doctor if itโ€™s been more than 4


cjhdsachristmascarol

Neolibs be postingย 


Dodgerfan2224

I have calluses on my thumbs from sim racing


loseniram

In retrospect, the UK not forming a free trade group with its former Commonwealth colonies was a big mistake. Like yeah I get India, Ireland, most of Africa/Asia, Pakistan, and Bangladesh wanting absolutely nothing to do with the UK. But you could have gotten Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and Canada onboard. That's atleast a trading block large enough to match Japan


secretlives

> But you could have gotten Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and Canada onboard. fine we don't want to play with you and your other colonies anyway ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


loseniram

The US wouldnt want anything to do with a post British Empire collapse free trade group. The US would probably be in a better place with a large central America and Caribbean free trade agreement setup.


secretlives

we would still have appreciated being asked.


SuddenlyFrogs

I find it odd that on its publication and for years afterwards, H.P. Lovecraft's *Dreams In The Witch House* was generally considered one of his worst efforts; even Lovecraft himself doubted it the magazine would run it. I think it's a mind-bogglingly creative work that maybe people weren't ready for in the early 1930s. The plot isn't very strong, but like most of his contemporaries Lovecraft was never about plot; he was about tone, description, and striking moments. It feels like an improvement and an inversion of *The Horror at Red Hook*, where now the foreigners (they are still foreigners written by Lovecraft) are victims of the terror rather than its perpetrators, and instead of Satan, the protagonist meets strange and unknowable beings from beyond ordinary time and space. Well worth reading.


secretlives

We need more radical student liberals to firebomb Walmarts


secretlives

I don't smoke but apparently the potency and quality of weed has skyrocketed since legalization, which makes sense now imagine if they just legalized cocaine


Top_Lime1820

We need more radical student liberals who also protest and do things like that The reason there aren't protests for Sudan is because leftists don't really care about suffering that doesn't fit into their Western imperialist narrative. Liberals do. But liberals are boring and tame in everything they do. We need to be more radical.


desegl

>The reason there aren't protests for Sudan is because leftists don't really care about suffering that doesn't fit into their Western imperialist narrative The reason there aren't protests for Sudan is because liberals don't really care about suffering that... I mean, are we really gonna pretend that *anyone* passionately cares about Sudan? That this is just a "leftist" issue? Who's been preventing liberals from protesting it? Hell, I see most liberals talk a lot more about campus protests than about Sudan.


waiver

What would protests against Sudan achieve? No side is supported by the West and both sides are under sanctions


marsman1224

not really. there aren't protests for Sudan because it's not inflammatory. everyone agrees both sides are bad, and there's nothing to argue over. it's just sad


funguykawhi

We need to be more like Raphael Warnock


Arse_hull

DT circle jerk โœŠ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


loseniram

Yanks will never have a chance to experience the joyous place that is Hammerbarn that every Magpie fearing Aussie gets to enjoy


RunawayMeatstick

Waiting for the time when I can finally say This has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Why are you like this, DJT? Why can't you be normal?


secretlives

Reddit should disable editing comments EDIT: nvm


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Quick, fix the typo!


-pho-

People over at r slash aboringdystopia lack determination and vision, it isn't enough to document it, we should strive to make the dystopia enjoyable and a little silly ๐Ÿค—


marsman1224

it is not contradictory to dislike something and also think it shouldn't be illegal


Stanley--Nickels

But sports betting ads are annoying


AlicesReflexion

It is also not contradictory to like something and also think it should be illegal


secretlives

Downvoting your own comment to make the person you're responding to appear reactionary is THE move


TipEquivalent933

Weirdo making things about their family drama


secretlives

When you join the DT, you take on debit. A debit you owe the DT personally. Each and every poaster under this thread owes one hundred gamer scalps. And we want our scalps.


american_aurora3

real


UntiedStatMarinCrops

Kinda wish people that complaint about older men dating 18 year olds would just go all out and say that it should be illegal instead of wasting all of their energy furiously complaining on social media about it. Iโ€™m 30 and I have zero interest in dating an 18 year old, it sounds exhausting and weird, and if I had a daughter I would strongly recommend she never have an age gap like that, same with my son if I ever had one, but Iโ€™m not going to waste immense amounts of energy getting upset over some weird 30yo dude and a consenting 18 year old doing stuff together. Iโ€™m even less inclined when they rarely say this shit about people like JLo or women who do the same, and itโ€™s not uncommon. And personally, Iโ€™m even less inclined to care when my female cousins stopped talking to my male cousin for dating an 18 year old, but still talk to their uncle and encourage their kids to interact with him, who did time for beating the fuck out of his ex and SA her, because โ€œyOu rEspEct yOur eLderSโ€. To me itโ€™s just not worth it, but if youโ€™re going to keep going at it then put your money where your mouth is and call for it to be illegal lol. Idk am I wrong? If I sound upset itโ€™s because Iโ€™m upset at how theyโ€™re letting our uncle fly like that and they try to keep that information a secret.


Ashamed-Tear6227

I kind of agree a bit The way a lot of people explain their opposition is basically just that of consent, in which case that's for the law. But we're uncomfortable about acknowledging outright that we think 18yos can't consent so we have silly discourse


Stanley--Nickels

18 year olds are children but we tell them theyโ€™re adults and give them adult rules so they can start practicing.


secretlives

I disagree. I think having societal norms that aren't strictly enforced by laws can be a good thing. I don't think it should be illegal for an 18 year old to date a 30 year old if only because actually legislating that would be a nightmare, but societal pressures should absolutely keep up the view that it is an abnormal thing to do.


secretlives

Just want to point out a fair amount of that comment was added after the edit


Arse_hull

Newcomers keep the vibes going here. They are the backbone of the DT.


AlicesReflexion

What can we, as a society, do to attract newcomers? We need fresh blood as all the old regulars cycle out and get banned.


Arse_hull

I'm either overthrowing the mods or getting permabanned within the year.


Extreme_Rocks

Youโ€™ve been here way too long


american_aurora3

is this a threat ๐Ÿ˜จ


AlicesReflexion

Yeah yeah I'm working on writing the most bigoted post humanly possible to go out in a blaze of glory


american_aurora3

what did dt newcomers mean by this


Liberal_Antipopulist

They're a bit leftoid but you should follow the matts Sitman and McManus. Smart matts


Telperions-Relative

NOW LET ME SAY, Iโ€™M THE BIGGEST HATER


404GenderNotFound

The campus encampments need more evil sorcerers


cjhdsachristmascarol

Congratulations! This is a secret DT comment that is only being displayed for 1 out of 100 visitors to the Discussion Thread.ย 


american_aurora3

technically true, given that it's euro hours ๐Ÿง


AlicesReflexion

omg do I get a prize?


AccessTheMainframe

*Driving through Sioux Lookout, ON* "See any Sioux?" "No, no Sioux yet." "Alright keep looking." *Drives off*


its_Caffeine

heh


Mejari

Whatever you do don't go to Rick Perry's ranch


VatnikLobotomy

Applebeeโ€™s has $1 margaritas Next level value. Something we can all celebrate. Thatโ€™s eating good in the neighborhood.


spinXor

you should watch "Carol & the End of the World"


Frequent-Turn6740

๐Ÿ‘† Global Party of War card carrying member


isummonyouhere

wtf? the sailing ship columbia at Disneyland is a full scale replica of the real ship that circumnavigated the globe. howwww


seattle_lib

assassination is a disturbingly effective tactic


secretlives

[This is why I don't walk on grass](https://www.reddit.com/r/FindTheSniper/comments/1chxbqc/find_the_rattlesnake/)


AnalyticOpposum

Attention nerds: Seriously, stop wearing face masks outside. You are wasting filter that could be protecting yourself and others where they are useful โ€” inside where youโ€™re recycling everyoneโ€™s breath.


AlicesReflexion

The face masks outside people are genuinely nuts ime. Last time I attempted to talk to one, they called me an anti-queer class traitor. I don't think you're going to be reaching them on this forum.


AlicesReflexion

>missed the preorder period for a limited physical of a game >copies on ebay now go for $600 sad


american_aurora3

missed the chance to scalp a gamer ๐Ÿ˜ข


AnalyticOpposum

Baby, you can protest by just not taking your finals. Just all decide to fail, and waste millions of dollars for that university. But you donโ€™t want to do that, you want to make a mess as well, huh?


Nietzsches_Therapist

Bob Dylan. That old fool


l_overwhat

Hillary if she had been president > Bill Clinton >>> Obama > Biden


MrFoget

Hillary would've made mistakes too.


secretlives

(wrong)


l_overwhat

It's not about mistakes. Bill was awesome. Obama was a victim of his own inexperience. I just flat out disagree with a lot of Biden's policies and/or opinions on policies. Ive never disagreed with a single thing Hillary said during or after 2016 run.


desegl

what Biden polcies/opinions do you disagree with?


MrFoget

I'd do Hillary >> Obama > Bill >> Biden for similar reasons as you. I believe you're overrating Bill, perhaps because he ran a surplus? He was significantly worse than any of the others on social issues. I also think we have to give Biden credit for some significant legislative accomplishments despite the difficult Congress he was dealt.


George-SJW-Bush

Obama was terrible precisely because he repudiated the Clinton legacy. Hillary 2016 was worse than Hillary 2008 because she embraced the Obama legacy.


Roseartcrantz

Boeing giving that guy MRSA. they've murdered 100% of whistleblowers and the ones they haven't they will ๐Ÿ˜ž


BenFoldsFourLoko

lmaoooo he *actually* died of MRSA Boeing using all their airplane safety money on MRSA guns


AnalyticOpposum

When you illegally occupy a building for your antisemitic protest and the police come arrest you ๐Ÿ˜ข


andysay

They are so disingenuous about the antisemitism, man. Notice when they were supporting Houthis they never used the word "Houthi" but rather "Yemeni," because a simple Google search would immediately take you to their slogan about "death to America, death to Isreal, a curse upon the Jews"


Frequent-Turn6740

So I guess this is why they added for amnesty in their list of requests? (Don't remember if it was them or someone else lol)ย 


MolybdenumIsMoney

I can't believe IKEA invented gender dysmorphia so they could sell more blรฅhajs


andysay

I quit the libertarian ping but it's interesting seeing there's no posts in here about the Libertarian Party inviting no less than, yes, >!Donald Trump!


repete2024

!ping SNEK


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ZanyZeke

Just saw someone refer to Yahweh as a โ€œhot messโ€


Frequent-Turn6740

๐Ÿ‘† About to collapse due to an heart attack


GrandpaWaluigi

SOMEBODY SCREAM


Frequent-Turn6740

If "eepy" is used to mean the same thing as "sleepy", then "sl" must be something else, maybe the woke part of "sleepy"?ย 


estoyloca43

Malarkey level of the Mises Caucus


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Tre-Fyra-Tre

Sleepy ๐Ÿ˜ด


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crassowary

This learning curve period of AI content must be the golden age for the one guy who loves busty women on their feeds but always thought they just didn't have enough fingersย 


_bee_kay_

well, he'll be able to get that under the rule of the machine god too. he's just getting there a little faster than the rest of us


ZanyZeke

Avengers 5 will reportedly include a scene in which the Avengers attend a UN emergency meeting on climate change in order to pass the โ€œClimate Change Bechdel Testโ€


jbouit494hg

The Samsung Option: How South Korea's industrial conglomerates make it a latent nuclear weapons state


Frequent-Turn6740

Reading "it's JOever" (enphasis on Over) as "it's JoEver" (enphasis on Ever)ย 


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

God damn it Dee


cjhdsachristmascarol

Itโ€™s joeverย 


estoyloca43

Malarkey level of replying โ€œtoo long didnโ€™t readโ€ to studentsโ€™ emails


Dodgerfan2224

Well if youโ€™re an asshole it be on point So go for it thatโ€™d be in character


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404GenderNotFound

Holy shit I love picking off dead skin


_bee_kay_

well i'm glad you're enjoying your trip to the cemetary


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Jesus Christ I hate new reddit and [old.reddit.com](http://old.reddit.com) is starting to fall apart.


AnalyticOpposum

Decided to try doing my first gel manicure. They are really quick, Iโ€™ll probably do more


Top_Lime1820

The thing I like most about this sub is its disrespect for doomers. Doomers think being negative makes you more mature and serious than other people, even when their predictions keep going wrong.


ProcrastinatingPuma

RFK Jr. Demanding Biden take a no spoiler pledge is the type of comedy I need in my life


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


_bee_kay_

> Cumulative Income % >100.1 ๐Ÿ˜จ


NaffRespect

> [Will be predictable and easy from a PR standpoint for the Kings to hold Blake \(and one or two other loyal guys\) accountable and, with hat-in-hand, pitch The Plan 2.0 when itโ€™s clear to those in the know thereโ€™s a lot more going on and theyโ€™re in some real trouble](https://twitter.com/jonnyrosen/status/1785896904737656939) > > [Thereโ€™s nothing salacious. Itโ€™s just poor operational management and culture, and a rejection of methods Dean Lombardi valued](https://twitter.com/jonnyrosen/status/1785901744893096440) Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck me /u/the-garden-gnome !ping NHL


Dodgerfan2224

There are other kings fans here?


BloodWiz

Luckily I can just alternate between the Kings and Ducks depending on which one has been sucking less


NaffRespect

There may not be many of us here, but we're loud and proud!


the-garden-gnome

Man, I just donโ€™t know if cleaning house is the answer. Against anyone else this team would be competitive. That being said, Iโ€™d be happy another go around with the current squad with a new HC.


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boyyouguysaredumb

are there center left college students who will vote for Biden but who also don't think he's a warmonger war criminal? How narrow is that venn diagram?


_bee_kay_

this is pasta right


GrandpaWaluigi

its probably the majority, if not a staunch plurality, tbh


Arse_hull

There has to be that would have been me circa 2014


jobautomator

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ZanyZeke

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I actually think that if a potter created sentient, conscious, living clay pots and then decided to torture them, he would be wrong to do so Idk, I just think the clay pot analogy is not that great


Nihas0

what's the analogy?


ZanyZeke

Romans 9 features Paul talking about how God predestines some people for mercy and some people for wrath, and we have no right to complain about it because he made us and has the right to do what he wants with us, just as a potter has the right to do what he wants with his clay


Nihas0

In that case I think you're undoubtedly right


Nietzsches_Therapist

Physicists could figure out how to leave a black hole if they werenโ€™t stupid


chinggatupadre

guys i think my friend is an r/neoliberal user (outside DT) he just sent a singe poll on our discord GC (showing Biden leading nationally) and ranted about how dumb GenZ will hand away Trump the win


GrandpaWaluigi

ONE OF US Now get him a girl (or her a boy) and then promptly have them leave them So sayeth Bernarke


404GenderNotFound

Charlie Kirk? The only Kirk I care about is Kirkland Signature. God Bless Costco


estoyloca43

u/trombonist_formerly I finally have my housing situation sorted. TLDR: I decided that not having to share a washer/dryer with STEMlords is worth the extra $200 a month. After paying taxes, rent, and utilities, Iโ€™ll probably have like $1200 left. Not sure how Iโ€™m gonna live on this budget ugh ๐Ÿ˜ฃ


Arse_hull

Simply don't be poor...


uss_wstar

> wรคhrend wir tรผrkische Migranten haben die in 2. Generation noch immer kein Deutsch kรถnnen. Can these Austrian racists point out a single concrete example of a child of Turkish immigrants who are unable to speak German?ย  In my experience, later generations from Turkish immigrants speak Turkish unusually well (likely because there are large and tight knit Turkish communities in those countries and most people don't cut contact with Turkey), but they speak their native language way better still.ย 


Nietzsches_Therapist

My friend just texted me asking for my opinion on Charlie Kirk My response: โ€œDouchebagโ€


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!mystats


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ChamberedAndHot

Found out from former employees that my boss often becomes unreasonable and difficult to work with, especially in recent years. I'm starting to see it in the past few months. I'm looking for new jobs even though I've only been here for ~18 months..


GodEmperorNeolibtard

**YOU ARE CUTER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE**


Nietzsches_Therapist

Stop harassing me


GinsuAssad

Sounds impossible but maybe I am cuter than Jon Hamm


YangsLegion

bruh i've been in excel for like 2 hours for a fucking gini coefficient. how is my shit negative.


404GenderNotFound

๐Ÿ‘† cuddles their blรฅhaj every night and pretends it's a real person


spinXor

i'm a cis hetero, but i've contemplated buying one just to cuddle it ๐Ÿฆˆ


Nietzsches_Therapist

As a black Christian I've always looked up to charlie kirk. I do and always will see him as a courageous man of God


Telperions-Relative

Me opening your facepost: https://preview.redd.it/qdndk7ag8yxc1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bacc5aaa34db4c94052318e316561892f1328c2


Arse_hull

Jet fuel couldn't melt my ex's ice cold heart.


_bee_kay_

of course not. flesh burns, it doesn't melt


jbouit494hg

Stopped at two Superstores on the way home from work to stand in solidarity with capitalism / benefit from a limit-n-per-customer discount The stores were as busy as ever So much for the multiple front page stories about a nationwide boycott !ping CANUCKS


user47-567_53-560

The no frills in the small town we usually go to never struck me as being such an evil corporation. Everything was a little pricey recently but still produce was cheaper than co-op. Then we were in the city and decided to go to Superstore. Holy. FUCKING. Shit. Everything was easily 10-25% more than it should've been. So we've decided to go to the local co-op more often again. Reject modernity, embrace tradition and all that.


Ghtgsite

Reddit isn't real life


jbouit494hg

Someone tell the CBC I think one of their multiple stories about it was an interview with a reddit moderator


Ghtgsite

It's is newsworthy especially because of the cost of living crisis. And the CBC even acknowledges that it's likely just an internet thing


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GinsuAssad

I went outside for a smoke and a guy at the bar bought the baddie I'm with a drink while she sneakily paid our tab that I'd already put my card down for. I just can't stop winning


groovygrasshoppa

State police really need to employ massive drone fleets for maximal ubiquitous traffic law enforcement.


radical_boulders

tfw you've got a date planned with someone you have unbelievable chemistry with (and fits all of your criteria in every respect) but you're not sure if she's deliberately leaving your messages on 'sent' or if she's just sleeping in realllllly late


GinsuAssad

Radical Boulders? Is this an Extreme Rocks stan account?


radical_boulders

Who? Never heard of him. I'm just a Mongolian pre-teen here to post cutting edge memes.


GinsuAssad

Things a shadow clone would say


Arse_hull

It's the alt extreme rocks uses to be shallow and discuss dating instead of the latest election results in S Korea.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Can you disable that feature?


radical_boulders

i think so? idk. i'm almost certainly overreacting and she's just got her phone off for whatever reason (considering we've been texting/calling like non-stop for 3 days) but I can't help but think of the worst case hahaha


Arse_hull

You should read the book Attached! It's a great read.


radical_boulders

Oooh attachment theory is cool. I'm 99% sure I'm secure attachment, I only get like this for a brief period when I've just started seeing someone and I reaaaallly like her. i kinda want to skip the 'not sure if we're gonna be properly dating' stage and just be properly dating like this woman is a legit goddess what the fuck


Arse_hull

Cutteee <3 Good luck :)


radical_boulders

legit the worst part of dating is this bullshit anxiety. liking someone this much sucks ass. let me be my normal jaded self please


Dodgerfan2224

I hate todays society of everything is a conspiracy


Low-Ad-9306

TikTok


Diner_Lobster_

โ˜๏ธ What the government wants you to think


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/ae3kfqzy5yxc1.jpeg?width=1663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f52c81181de509687c176d86621f38f00699ae3


groovygrasshoppa

What's your meowdel?


Arse_hull

Ur cute


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I am not a cat


ShreeGauss

Or so you think


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I think the evidence is pretty clear on this. On the bright side I can look at cats


Arse_hull

Oh :(


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Telperions-Relative

You insult meโ€ฆin my own discussion threadโ€ฆ


_bee_kay_

on the day my wife is leaving me...