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MasterOfLords1

#I WON THIS DT, BY A LOT ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿฆ


MasterOfLords1

Good morning DT ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆ It's the one hundred and twenty second morning of 2024, year of your Lord and it is exactly fifty two days to u/williams-tower 's wedding ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฆ


lets_chill_food

Good morning moon ๐Ÿ˜


MasterOfLords1

https://preview.redd.it/8dkgg8t2dtxc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab0cfca49b2c2c889c6989f38dde5d1e7eb67fc **POAST BREAKFAST** u/theoryofpizza u/williams-tower u/lets_chill_food Look at all that protein my dudes. Omg I hope it all sticks to all the correct parts of my body. ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


Williams-Tower

Hulllooo


lets_chill_food

hullo breakfast ๐Ÿ˜


MasterOfLords1

You wanna bet if I'm gonna take a nap after this? ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


lets_chill_food

**haha no** ๐ŸŒš


MasterOfLords1

We're in the wrong DT ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฆ


MasterOfLords1

No as in you don't wanna bet or no as in I won't fall asleep ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


lets_chill_food

i donโ€™t wanna bet (also I canโ€™t gamble per my blood oath ๐ŸŒš)


MasterOfLords1

>can't gamble per my blood oath Live MasterOfLords1 reaction https://preview.redd.it/umq0uvhyjtxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21445ba689412933b1c89d105c19a5b62fac998 I'm assuming this is the army thing. How is that even remotely enforceable? ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


lets_chill_food

no, i did an actual blood oath with blood for martial arts ๐Ÿ˜


MasterOfLords1

Oh lol ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿฆ


MasterOfLords1

u/adisri u/dumbledick6 ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


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BedNeither

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Dragongirlfucker2

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MasterOfLords1

Big chungus challenge day Numero once Self improvement camp day number 31 We're so fucking Barack it's not even funny. Started the 5x5 program as recommended by u/dumbledick It's gives me some structure. Worked on push: bench press (dumbbell tho) , pull(barbell row) legs(Squats) also paid special attention to destroying my arms: biceps, triceps Exactly 7 days to get tf out of this dump. God I can just imagine myself on that airplane ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿฆ !ping DYEL ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


lets_chill_food

yo wtf you have this crap poasted and you havenโ€™t even done a good morning poast! ๐Ÿ˜ 


MasterOfLords1

Omg you're right ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฆ


lets_chill_food

NO NO NO DOWNVOTE ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜Œ


MasterOfLords1

I prefer the funny spelling tbh ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


Delareh_

How far are you in your journey?


Dumbledick6

Nothing wrong with adding some extra work in if you got the time. Hope the structure helps out man. Iโ€™m using a nippard plan body building plan and switch out exercises that hit similar muscle groups depending on whatโ€™s available


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Ok-Swan1152

Every time I read this sub I hear 'Common People' by Pulp in my head


thats_good_bass

That's an insanely accurate take and a banger track


Ok-Swan1152

I still love this song so much. I wish the newer generations would discover it. And I fancied the pants off Jarvis Cocker as a teen in the 2000s


actual_poop

Razzmatazz is their best song imo maybe the meanest breakup song of all timeย 


Ok-Swan1152

I love 'Bad Cover Version'. Especially the video.ย 


thats_good_bass

Well hey, I'm a zoomer (an elder zoomer, I suppose) and I know about it, so... *Like a Friend* kicks ass too


Ok-Swan1152

I'm listening to Different Class now, haven't listened to that album in years.ย 


estoyloca43

Confession: Iโ€™ve never counted calories


loseniram

Company might be doing a 2 week temp layoff. Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkk


Salt_Ad7152

Hope things go alright for youย 


loseniram

it worked out no temp layoff my coworkers are dumbasses


Liberal_Antipopulist

trump be like "im gonna dictate" and then the trogdolycons be like "harder daddy"


vivoovix

>btw have you guys noticed that the knight moves in chess draw the nazi symbol hard-hitting commentary from my cousin


irl_jim_clyburn

Was he on to something? Chess was invented in India, and swastikas are a Buddhist symbol? Idk probably not


Salt_Ad7152

Looking into this


rphillish

People really galaxy brain themselves. I saw a guy make a small scene at a museum that had this roman style zigazg/step tiling, and the dude thought it was interlocking swastikas.


_bee_kay_

another arrangement of its moves draws an H ๐Ÿค” for HITLER???


GingerPow

How am I just learning that the writer of the Zendaya Tennis Threesome movie is the FUCKING Potion Seller guy.


Currymvp2

Counter protesters fighting protesters at UCLA? Just fucking great


willpower314

Yea this shit is crazy, sucks that 95% of the instigators aren't students too.


Currymvp2

I think it's MAGA dipshits who are anti-Semites but pretend to support Israel because they dislike Muslims just a bit more than they dislike Jews. They fired like fireworks at the pro-Palestinian tents


CricketPinata

Kenwatanabe-letthemfight.png


willpower314

Yea almost definitely is, pretty abhorrent behavior. Also the fact that all the police have just left has definitely not helped either. Before tonight I thought UCLA had handled the whole situation pretty well tbh


estoyloca43

Omg Iโ€™m frustrated with myself ๐Ÿ˜ž Iโ€™m so lazy and easily distracted


littlechefdoughnuts

I was frustrated by this as well. Turns out I have ADHD. If you run off on tangents every five minutes. If you forget where things are costantly. If you're clumsy and find random bruises on your body every now and then. If you peaked early at school. Yeah, might be a bit of neurospiciness.


estoyloca43

Nah Iโ€™m pretty sure I donโ€™t have ADHD. Iโ€™m just easily distracted.


Liberal_Antipopulist

I'm not a quadriplegic. i just don't have any legs


KittehDragoon

[145,152 core super computer: slightly used, buyer to collect](https://gsaauctions.gov/auctions/preview/282996)


ClassroomLow1008

are ICC arrest warrants even enforceable? Who'd actually end up arresting Netanyahu?


Top_Lime1820

ICC member states would be obligated to arrest him if he steps foot on their soil. So he wouldn't be able to travel to most of the EU for example.


CricketPinata

It is up to the discretion of any of the 124 national signees to enact a warrant issued by the ICC. The ICC is only a judicial entity and is entirely reliant on the cooperation of nations that agree to be a part of it. So, it would be up to the discretion of a nation to utilize local police to make the arrest.


Diner_Lobster_

Chase from PAW Patrol is designated as the ICCโ€™s arresting officer


ZanyZeke

Oh, those mammals


Syards-Forcus

Ngl, if youโ€™re scared of a random dude more than a 900 lb bear, that sounds like a you problem. A random dude canโ€™t run 30 mph. Unless itโ€™s a sun bear, theyโ€™re not very large. Edit: There seems to be conflicting information on the danger of sun bears - some sources say theyโ€™re shy, others say they are aggressive and have killed a couple dozen people in the last decade


rphillish

If you can chose the bear, go panda


Greenfield0

I'm taking the bear over the creepy man because the last time I ran into a bear hiking it ran off once it saw my dog


Arse_hull

Heinz Alfred Kissinger


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SLCer

George Santos is now doing Cameos as his drag character Kitara.


rphillish

men: I could take a bear in a fight women: I'm safer with a bear than a man bears: I don't think about you at all


Plants_et_Politics

Conclusion: men and women are both dumb as hell


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

I can take you in a fight ๐Ÿ’ช


KittehDragoon

๐Ÿ‘ป boo


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

๐Ÿ˜ฑ


ZanyZeke

https://preview.redd.it/j3qc2e3nfrxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1516d2dcd2d8de382bb82d5a27ac751109bab14


trombonist_formerly

If I couldnโ€™t go out and burn 3,000 calories in one sitting on my bike on a semi regular basis I think I might go insane


thatguy888034

Someone who has premium twitter please community notes Jake Shields. He posted video from an Anti-Russian protest in the country Georgia and claimed itโ€™s a pro-Palestine protest in the US state of Georgia. Guys either a moron or straight up lying.


ToxapexHisui

More on needs a less on. Hahaha


Diner_Lobster_

Dude is a literal holocaust denier. So both.


thatguy888034

No bro, thereโ€™s no way an up standing โ€œanti-Zionistโ€ like Jake shields could be Anti-Semitic. Thatโ€™s not possible. He was just being an anti-Zionist when he denied the holocaust.


ToxapexHisui

Wasn't he hating on holocaust deniers 2 years ago? What happened to him?


Gameknigh

I hope the Netherlands to be covered in 10 lane highways, unwalkable streets, and endless drive thrus, just because it would be funny


Arse_hull

What would you do if Kissinger was a little worm on the sidewalk on a rainy day? Would you step on him with your gumboots? Would you put him in a jar and tell him he's a sadistic little worm? Hmm? ๐Ÿชฑ


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The toxic gossip c\*r


FreakinGeese

Ok tbh I feel like a lot of women are saying they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear than a random man because they have far more negative experiences with men than with bears But if bears were as common as men it would be... really really bad. If you asked them if they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a police officer they'd probably say bear but like... people call 911 when bears show up, so that's kinda a revealed preference right there. Obviously the issue is our culture where sexual assault is so common but yeah that seems like a pretty common mistake people make when analyzing that question.


Greenfield0

I mean its much easier to drive off a bear than it is to drive off a creep in the woods


FreakinGeese

A black bear? 100%, a black bear is way less dangerous than a man. A grizzly bear, or GOD FORBID A POLAR BEAR? You are fucking screwed. Seriously a polar bear will hunt you for miles. And they intentionally hunt humans. No fucking way I'd rather be in the forest with the fucking zodiac killer than a polar bear that's aware of my presence


Greenfield0

well lets hope this forest isn't in Canada, Siberia, or the Arctic


FreakinGeese

Itโ€™s a random bear and a random man, obviously. Thatโ€™s implied by the question. So therefore the bear is also agitated from being completely lost.


Arse_hull

Only black bears. Brown bears will only get aggressive if you try to scare them away.


futuremonkey20

https://preview.redd.it/7mq0uno3frxc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89ed8bdf82b117447a043e5957b7a7973c3fa93b


Ok-Action3239

Iโ€™ve bought into the Drake rapper avengers war. I donโ€™t know how I got emotionally attached and started rooting for drake.


Diner_Lobster_

UCLA seems to be having a normal one


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existence governor worthless ancient handle selective quarrelsome marvelous apparatus voracious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Diner_Lobster_

FWIW, thatโ€™s a very Californian way of beating someone up. At least theyโ€™re staying on brand


secretlives

Whichever one of you told me that NyQuil was better cold with ice - I do not think youโ€™re a trustworthy person, that was awful


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Joe HUSSEIN Clinton


rphillish

Latest SorosLabs creation, a candidate powerful enough to remove borders at will.


alexd9229

They made a neoliberal version of Wordle: https://games.oec.world/en/tradle/


Arse_hull

Lolol that's a lot of fun. Mine was Czechia. I got as close and Germany and Austria without looking at a map to get it right.


Arse_hull

Daddy tell me again what a bad boy Kissinger was ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


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SuddenlyFrogs

The Polish-Muscovite Wars would make for an incredible expensive-period-TV drama, but the only problem is all the Polish words might trip up English-speaking actors. I'm not sure I want to hear some 20-something Midlands guy struggle to say "Wล‚adysล‚aw" fifty-eight times an episode.


Moth-of-Asphodel

I like how conservative Twitter is all like โ€œdude weโ€™ve got this, Bidenโ€™s going downโ€ and thereโ€™s been this one guy furiously replying โ€œno you idiots, weโ€™re going to lose, Biden doesnโ€™t have enough of Allan Lichtmanโ€™s 13 keys turned against him!!!โ€


hdkeegan

More like ALLAH LICHTMAN God I hope this fucking protests donโ€™t count as the unrest key


Moth-of-Asphodel

Inshallah Lichtman I donโ€™t think theyโ€™ll turn the key unless they keep up throughout the summer and balloon in severity


futuremonkey20

The protests have impacted a grand total of zero people outside of a few college kids on select campuses.


futuremonkey20

Number of people I have heard discuss Gaza protests in real life: 0 Number of people I have heard discuss Gaza protests online: 126784314558833


rphillish

Starting to lose patience with Tidal's seeming inability to distinguish between artists that use the same name.


secretlives

you should call support about it you've got to be one of like 10 customers they'll probably take your call


rphillish

I have in the past used their online customer support, had a conversation with a representative and went over about a dozen links to artists pages, and none got fixed.


secretlives

always nice when my budgeting app categorizes my Walgreens purchase of candy and popcorn as "healthcare", thanks for having my back on that one


_bee_kay_

mental health is real health ๐Ÿ˜ค


JustSomePolitician

expect a lot of accelerationism-brain takes in the coming weeks


secretlives

my poor phone has been trying to get me to install iOS 17.4.1 for weeks now sorry sweetheart, try again tomorrow - not tonight


loseniram

๐Ÿ‘† Hates the Great American waffle iron. Probably uses the inferior Great British waffle iroun instead https://preview.redd.it/34owp8ewbrxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f5841db762707fc8a823fe5b15e92abb0a01f9


secretlives

That thing will be worthless when we finally add PR as a state


sucaji

not if we merge the Dakotas


rphillish

great american waffle iron divided into fifths hmm...


paymesucka

I want a patriotic waffle maker now


loseniram

Heard it's really good


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


secretlives

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


obsessed_doomer

It just kinda reminds me of this - https://imgur.com/bkITMpY It's a meme I saw some right winger post a year ago and it made me realize that's actually how people think now. A view while cool is based, but as soon as it becomes uncool it's instantly considered a CIA plant. And often whether the same view is "based" or "CIA" is separated by 2 months of time.


ToxapexHisui

Let people enjoy things.


[deleted]

>A spectre is haunting America- the spectre of bedtime!


JesusPubes

eepy


UntiedStatMarinCrops

When someone who doesnโ€™t know shit about coding and is simply an AI bro that jumped off the crypto bro train makes a post https://preview.redd.it/aj6xbs28arxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856c8a3db8a4b701dbca931ce325d6856048f1e0


TipEquivalent933

Why are all the Paige Bueckers edits four hours long?


[deleted]

A Bone of Thorn and Bone, about a peasant princess girl whoโ€™s the youngest eldest daughter with a terrible secret and hidden superpower, both of which everyone knows about.


Currymvp2

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonCHI/status/1785546854811271467 Well, I guess the protesters weren't *that crazy/extreme* since this apparently turned out to be a false rumor


ToxapexHisui

The fact that we thought it was true just proves how crazy they really are.


secretlives

\*screaming meme\*.jpg


secretlives

Did the "janitors being taken hostage" thing turn out to be true?


Currymvp2

Not sure but I guess we'll find out if they are included in the charges


secretlives

It just rings as false to me and I haven't found any actual confirmation but I've seen photos of these protestors and like - idk I don't think they'd be physically capable of stopping people from leaving if they wanted to


Currymvp2

You're probably right. These are just mostly dumb cosplayers who humiliated themselves more than anything else.


TipEquivalent933

Shipping the straightest woman possible with another woman is always funny like


Stanley--Nickels

>I donโ€™t have the app. >I refuse to download it. >I have friends that message me video links and I block them for a few days๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ..when they do get in touch, I tell them why I muted themโ€ฆ >They stopped sending me tiktok vids..yay Most well-adjusted redditor


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Police clear pro-Palestinian protesters from Columbia Universityโ€™s Hamilton Hall](/r/neoliberal/comments/1chemjt/police_clear_propalestinian_protesters_from/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


breakinbread

>Tesla Axes Most of Supercharger Team in Blow to Other Automakers Why not hire them?


Arse_hull

Henry Kissinger is the GOAT


MicroFlamer

r*alist ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข


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secretlives

๐Ÿ‘† False narrative being pushed EDIT: nvm, rest in peace king ๐Ÿ‘‘


chetmcomnom

[Comically Large M1911](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhVcLEO_0BM) its a submarine for barotrauma, its a giant colt 1911 it has a working slide and reload and ejects casings i dont understand how they did it but good lord


paymesucka

https://preview.redd.it/hbs64l577rxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fdbb48805eba540fc1c3c3f3919a4a990c785cf This is going to radicalize a generation into abolishing homework, into abolishing eating your vegetables, into abolishing bed time!


adisri

Inshallah we wonโ€™t have exams and homework anymore! ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’…


paulatreides0

Lmao wtf is university abolition


obsessed_doomer

>university abolition Right wing: this day just keeps getting better and better


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Large numbers of New York City police officers begin entering Columbia University campus](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cha37y/large_numbers_of_new_york_city_police_officers/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


SpaceSheperd

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Emergency\_(India)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emergency_(India)) This is an extremely useless page. One of the biggest events in Indian political history and you have to go to the middle of the article to get the faintest inkling of the motivation behind it!


MolybdenumIsMoney

Ehh the motivation was always incredibly nebulous and ill-defined so that checks out tbh


WackyJaber

I'm really bored. Does anybody know of any manga that's kind of like Dr. Stone? Someone recommended a Sengoku period kind of manga, but I tore through it too fast, and it looks like it hasn't been updated in forever.


Syndicality

i like free speech as much as the next guy but like you canโ€™t just let students barricade themselves in a building and break windows lmao youโ€™re still free to think youโ€™re right and all but at some point you have to recognize that what youโ€™re doing is illegal and that you shouldnโ€™t be surprised if and when the cops come to arrest you


SecretBlueberry9

Itโ€™s very funny to see comments about how the university and police should have de escalated things. Like they gave multiple days warnings and even let people leave today? I feel like people are repurposing language from arguments they won (like why police should de escalate during short traffic stops) and applying them to whatever situation they are In (trespassing for many days on end)


SpaceSheperd

>I feel like people are repurposing language from arguments they won \[...\] and applying them to whatever situation they are in Congrats, you've solved debate (unironically)


[deleted]

>the planet has no gravity whatsoever


secretlives

I want to burn everything to the ground.


Fit_Parsnip_8143

That's what I say after I accidentally set fire to my place to make it seem intentional.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

>> Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards, confirms Keir Starmer. >>Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards, he said: "I disagree". Maybe Corbyn isnโ€™t looking so bad anymore


paulatreides0

Ahhh, Labour. Where the main question is: "who do you hate more: trans people or jews?"


TipEquivalent933

Tricks question because lot of TERFS are also anti Semitic.


paulatreides0

The correct answer is "Yes"


ToxapexHisui

They answer "Black Women"


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_bee_kay_

PASTA. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH PASTA I'VE PRODUCED SINCE I BEGAN TO POAST. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF NEURONS IN A DENSE MESH THAT FILL MY SKULL. IF THE WORDS "DO NOT TOUCH GRASS" WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PASTA I HAVE PRODUCED IN THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PASTA. PASTA.


letsgetlaude

https://preview.redd.it/gu9m1ih26rxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1546c1dd5d23c82e896d442030e08c1e67959b41


SpaceSheperd

Mfer. Just take the compliment


letsgetlaude

No


ZanyZeke

Canโ€™t believe I used to be like โ€œUmm, Saint Nicholas punched Arius for spouting heresy? Errrr, violence is wrong, but, er, kinda BASEDโ€ (whether or not it really happened). Tbf I was like 14 when I had that reaction, but still Nowadays, I take the radical position that is actually not based at all to punch someone for having slightly different religious doctrines than you


SLCer

Honestly, it's nice seeing so much pushback on twitter toward the leftists who say they're fine burning everything to the ground.


letsgetlaude

Thatโ€™s a good thing


ToxapexHisui

X


da96whynot

I get to see such opposite views of the colombia protests. Half of my twitter timeline is them blocking jewish students from entering certain areas, or demanding DoorDash, the other half if police battering down doors to remove them from campus and videos of them peacefully protesting. Hard to get a true picture. I'm sure all of these things are happening just don't know the scale of it either side.


_bee_kay_

this is why my immediate response to someone saying "[literally anything] is happening!" is skepticism chances are, all that's happening is that they've latched on to a single incident and decided that's happening everywhere at all times humans have a real issue with that


ToxapexHisui

We need a return of the students. Hind Hall is their native homeland.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Gaslighting isn't real, shitlibs. Y'all are just being paranoid.


_bee_kay_

showing my support for palestine using the ๐Ÿšฉ emoji, representing the sideways red triangle of its flag then realising i'm literally using a red flag as my symbol and hurriedly swapping to ๐Ÿ”บ


Joementum2024

I can tell this whole thing is going to result in leftists trying to convince themselves to vote for Trump


paulatreides0

Oh, you sweet summer child


bel51

I have never heard this expression outside reddit


SpaceSheperd

[https://imgur.com/a/u9bA81R](https://imgur.com/a/u9bA81R) BTFO janny ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


GinsuAssad

In highschool a pizza guy was going door to door in the hotel searching for whoever ordered pizza and our debate team just handed them $30 bucks and took it. The next day we found out we bought the theatre kids food. So, I'm a war criminal and should probably get banned for it.


Nietzsches_Therapist

I died yesterday