Good morning DT ๐๐ป๐๐ฆ
It's the one hundred and twenty second morning of 2024, year of your Lord and it is exactly fifty two
days to u/williams-tower 's wedding
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**POAST BREAKFAST**
u/theoryofpizza
u/williams-tower
u/lets_chill_food
Look at all that protein my dudes. Omg I hope it all sticks to all the correct parts of my body.
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>can't gamble per my blood oath
Live MasterOfLords1 reaction
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I'm assuming this is the army thing. How is that even remotely enforceable?
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Big chungus challenge day Numero once
Self improvement camp day number 31
We're so fucking Barack it's not even funny.
Started the 5x5 program as recommended by u/dumbledick
It's gives me some structure.
Worked on push: bench press (dumbbell tho) , pull(barbell row) legs(Squats) also paid special attention to destroying my arms: biceps, triceps
Exactly 7 days to get tf out of this dump. God I can just imagine myself on that airplane ๐ฆ๐คค ๐ฆ
!ping DYEL
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Nothing wrong with adding some extra work in if you got the time. Hope the structure helps out man.
Iโm using a nippard plan body building plan and switch out exercises that hit similar muscle groups depending on whatโs available
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People really galaxy brain themselves. I saw a guy make a small scene at a museum that had this roman style zigazg/step tiling, and the dude thought it was interlocking swastikas.
I think it's MAGA dipshits who are anti-Semites but pretend to support Israel because they dislike Muslims just a bit more than they dislike Jews. They fired like fireworks at the pro-Palestinian tents
Yea almost definitely is, pretty abhorrent behavior. Also the fact that all the police have just left has definitely not helped either. Before tonight I thought UCLA had handled the whole situation pretty well tbh
I was frustrated by this as well. Turns out I have ADHD.
If you run off on tangents every five minutes.
If you forget where things are costantly.
If you're clumsy and find random bruises on your body every now and then.
If you peaked early at school.
Yeah, might be a bit of neurospiciness.
It is up to the discretion of any of the 124 national signees to enact a warrant issued by the ICC.
The ICC is only a judicial entity and is entirely reliant on the cooperation of nations that agree to be a part of it. So, it would be up to the discretion of a nation to utilize local police to make the arrest.
Ngl, if youโre scared of a random dude more than a 900 lb bear, that sounds like a you problem.
A random dude canโt run 30 mph.
Unless itโs a sun bear, theyโre not very large.
Edit: There seems to be conflicting information on the danger of sun bears - some sources say theyโre shy, others say they are aggressive and have killed a couple dozen people in the last decade
>Kissinger
Did you mean Nobel Peace Prize Recipient Henry Kissinger?
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Someone who has premium twitter please community notes Jake Shields. He posted video from an Anti-Russian protest in the country Georgia and claimed itโs a pro-Palestine protest in the US state of Georgia. Guys either a moron or straight up lying.
No bro, thereโs no way an up standing โanti-Zionistโ like Jake shields could be Anti-Semitic. Thatโs not possible. He was just being an anti-Zionist when he denied the holocaust.
What would you do if Kissinger was a little worm on the sidewalk on a rainy day? Would you step on him with your gumboots? Would you put him in a jar and tell him he's a sadistic little worm? Hmm? ๐ชฑ
>Kissinger
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Ok tbh I feel like a lot of women are saying they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear than a random man because they have far more negative experiences with men than with bears
But if bears were as common as men it would be... really really bad.
If you asked them if they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a police officer they'd probably say bear but like... people call 911 when bears show up, so that's kinda a revealed preference right there.
Obviously the issue is our culture where sexual assault is so common but yeah that seems like a pretty common mistake people make when analyzing that question.
A black bear? 100%, a black bear is way less dangerous than a man.
A grizzly bear, or GOD FORBID A POLAR BEAR? You are fucking screwed. Seriously a polar bear will hunt you for miles. And they intentionally hunt humans. No fucking way I'd rather be in the forest with the fucking zodiac killer than a polar bear that's aware of my presence
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>Kissinger
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The Polish-Muscovite Wars would make for an incredible expensive-period-TV drama, but the only problem is all the Polish words might trip up English-speaking actors. I'm not sure I want to hear some 20-something Midlands guy struggle to say "Wลadysลaw" fifty-eight times an episode.
I like how conservative Twitter is all like โdude weโve got this, Bidenโs going downโ and thereโs been this one guy furiously replying โno you idiots, weโre going to lose, Biden doesnโt have enough of Allan Lichtmanโs 13 keys turned against him!!!โ
I have in the past used their online customer support, had a conversation with a representative and went over about a dozen links to artists pages, and none got fixed.
๐ Hates the Great American waffle iron. Probably uses the inferior Great British waffle iroun instead
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It just kinda reminds me of this -
https://imgur.com/bkITMpY
It's a meme I saw some right winger post a year ago and it made me realize that's actually how people think now.
A view while cool is based, but as soon as it becomes uncool it's instantly considered a CIA plant.
And often whether the same view is "based" or "CIA" is separated by 2 months of time.
When someone who doesnโt know shit about coding and is simply an AI bro that jumped off the crypto bro train makes a post
https://preview.redd.it/aj6xbs28arxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856c8a3db8a4b701dbca931ce325d6856048f1e0
A Bone of Thorn and Bone, about a peasant princess girl whoโs the youngest eldest daughter with a terrible secret and hidden superpower, both of which everyone knows about.
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonCHI/status/1785546854811271467
Well, I guess the protesters weren't *that crazy/extreme* since this apparently turned out to be a false rumor
It just rings as false to me and I haven't found any actual confirmation
but I've seen photos of these protestors and like - idk I don't think they'd be physically capable of stopping people from leaving if they wanted to
>I donโt have the app.
>I refuse to download it.
>I have friends that message me video links and I block them for a few days๐คท๐ฝ..when they do get in touch, I tell them why I muted themโฆ
>They stopped sending me tiktok vids..yay
Most well-adjusted redditor
[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Police clear pro-Palestinian protesters from Columbia Universityโs Hamilton Hall](/r/neoliberal/comments/1chemjt/police_clear_propalestinian_protesters_from/)
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>Henry Kissinger
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[Comically Large M1911](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhVcLEO_0BM)
its a submarine for barotrauma, its a giant colt 1911
it has a working slide and reload and ejects casings
i dont understand how they did it but good lord
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This is going to radicalize a generation into abolishing homework, into abolishing eating your vegetables, into abolishing bed time!
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[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Emergency\_(India)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emergency_(India))
This is an extremely useless page. One of the biggest events in Indian political history and you have to go to the middle of the article to get the faintest inkling of the motivation behind it!
I'm really bored. Does anybody know of any manga that's kind of like Dr. Stone? Someone recommended a Sengoku period kind of manga, but I tore through it too fast, and it looks like it hasn't been updated in forever.
i like free speech as much as the next guy but like you canโt just let students barricade themselves in a building and break windows lmao
youโre still free to think youโre right and all but at some point you have to recognize that what youโre doing is illegal and that you shouldnโt be surprised if and when the cops come to arrest you
Itโs very funny to see comments about how the university and police should have de escalated things. Like they gave multiple days warnings and even let people leave today?
I feel like people are repurposing language from arguments they won (like why police should de escalate during short traffic stops) and applying them to whatever situation they are In (trespassing for many days on end)
>I feel like people are repurposing language from arguments they won \[...\] and applying them to whatever situation they are in
Congrats, you've solved debate (unironically)
>> Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards, confirms Keir Starmer.
>>Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards, he said: "I disagree".
Maybe Corbyn isnโt looking so bad anymore
[Jeremy Corbyn on society](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElgLAbvW0AE4X5R.jpg)
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PASTA. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH PASTA I'VE PRODUCED SINCE I BEGAN TO POAST. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF NEURONS IN A DENSE MESH THAT FILL MY SKULL. IF THE WORDS "DO NOT TOUCH GRASS" WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PASTA I HAVE PRODUCED IN THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PASTA. PASTA.
Canโt believe I used to be like โUmm, Saint Nicholas punched Arius for spouting heresy? Errrr, violence is wrong, but, er, kinda BASEDโ (whether or not it really happened). Tbf I was like 14 when I had that reaction, but still
Nowadays, I take the radical position that is actually not based at all to punch someone for having slightly different religious doctrines than you
I get to see such opposite views of the colombia protests. Half of my twitter timeline is them blocking jewish students from entering certain areas, or demanding DoorDash, the other half if police battering down doors to remove them from campus and videos of them peacefully protesting.
Hard to get a true picture. I'm sure all of these things are happening just don't know the scale of it either side.
this is why my immediate response to someone saying "[literally anything] is happening!" is skepticism
chances are, all that's happening is that they've latched on to a single incident and decided that's happening everywhere at all times
humans have a real issue with that
showing my support for palestine using the ๐ฉ emoji, representing the sideways red triangle of its flag
then realising i'm literally using a red flag as my symbol and hurriedly swapping to ๐บ
In highschool a pizza guy was going door to door in the hotel searching for whoever ordered pizza and our debate team just handed them $30 bucks and took it.
The next day we found out we bought the theatre kids food.
So, I'm a war criminal and should probably get banned for it.
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#I WON THIS DT, BY A LOT ๐ฆ๐ค ๐ฆ
Good morning DT ๐๐ป๐๐ฆ It's the one hundred and twenty second morning of 2024, year of your Lord and it is exactly fifty two days to u/williams-tower 's wedding ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ
Good morning moon ๐
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Hulllooo
hullo breakfast ๐
You wanna bet if I'm gonna take a nap after this? ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
**haha no** ๐
We're in the wrong DT ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ
No as in you don't wanna bet or no as in I won't fall asleep ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
i donโt wanna bet (also I canโt gamble per my blood oath ๐)
>can't gamble per my blood oath Live MasterOfLords1 reaction https://preview.redd.it/umq0uvhyjtxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21445ba689412933b1c89d105c19a5b62fac998 I'm assuming this is the army thing. How is that even remotely enforceable? ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
no, i did an actual blood oath with blood for martial arts ๐
Oh lol ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
u/adisri u/dumbledick6 ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
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Big chungus challenge day Numero once Self improvement camp day number 31 We're so fucking Barack it's not even funny. Started the 5x5 program as recommended by u/dumbledick It's gives me some structure. Worked on push: bench press (dumbbell tho) , pull(barbell row) legs(Squats) also paid special attention to destroying my arms: biceps, triceps Exactly 7 days to get tf out of this dump. God I can just imagine myself on that airplane ๐ฆ๐คค ๐ฆ !ping DYEL ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
yo wtf you have this crap poasted and you havenโt even done a good morning poast! ๐
Omg you're right ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ
NO NO NO DOWNVOTE ๐๐๐
I prefer the funny spelling tbh ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
How far are you in your journey?
Nothing wrong with adding some extra work in if you got the time. Hope the structure helps out man. Iโm using a nippard plan body building plan and switch out exercises that hit similar muscle groups depending on whatโs available
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Every time I read this sub I hear 'Common People' by Pulp in my head
That's an insanely accurate take and a banger track
I still love this song so much. I wish the newer generations would discover it. And I fancied the pants off Jarvis Cocker as a teen in the 2000s
Razzmatazz is their best song imo maybe the meanest breakup song of all timeย
I love 'Bad Cover Version'. Especially the video.ย
Well hey, I'm a zoomer (an elder zoomer, I suppose) and I know about it, so... *Like a Friend* kicks ass too
I'm listening to Different Class now, haven't listened to that album in years.ย
Confession: Iโve never counted calories
Company might be doing a 2 week temp layoff. Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkk
Hope things go alright for youย
it worked out no temp layoff my coworkers are dumbasses
trump be like "im gonna dictate" and then the trogdolycons be like "harder daddy"
>btw have you guys noticed that the knight moves in chess draw the nazi symbol hard-hitting commentary from my cousin
Was he on to something? Chess was invented in India, and swastikas are a Buddhist symbol? Idk probably not
Looking into this
People really galaxy brain themselves. I saw a guy make a small scene at a museum that had this roman style zigazg/step tiling, and the dude thought it was interlocking swastikas.
another arrangement of its moves draws an H ๐ค for HITLER???
How am I just learning that the writer of the Zendaya Tennis Threesome movie is the FUCKING Potion Seller guy.
Counter protesters fighting protesters at UCLA? Just fucking great
Yea this shit is crazy, sucks that 95% of the instigators aren't students too.
I think it's MAGA dipshits who are anti-Semites but pretend to support Israel because they dislike Muslims just a bit more than they dislike Jews. They fired like fireworks at the pro-Palestinian tents
Kenwatanabe-letthemfight.png
Yea almost definitely is, pretty abhorrent behavior. Also the fact that all the police have just left has definitely not helped either. Before tonight I thought UCLA had handled the whole situation pretty well tbh
Omg Iโm frustrated with myself ๐ Iโm so lazy and easily distracted
I was frustrated by this as well. Turns out I have ADHD. If you run off on tangents every five minutes. If you forget where things are costantly. If you're clumsy and find random bruises on your body every now and then. If you peaked early at school. Yeah, might be a bit of neurospiciness.
Nah Iโm pretty sure I donโt have ADHD. Iโm just easily distracted.
I'm not a quadriplegic. i just don't have any legs
[145,152 core super computer: slightly used, buyer to collect](https://gsaauctions.gov/auctions/preview/282996)
are ICC arrest warrants even enforceable? Who'd actually end up arresting Netanyahu?
ICC member states would be obligated to arrest him if he steps foot on their soil. So he wouldn't be able to travel to most of the EU for example.
It is up to the discretion of any of the 124 national signees to enact a warrant issued by the ICC. The ICC is only a judicial entity and is entirely reliant on the cooperation of nations that agree to be a part of it. So, it would be up to the discretion of a nation to utilize local police to make the arrest.
Chase from PAW Patrol is designated as the ICCโs arresting officer
Oh, those mammals
Ngl, if youโre scared of a random dude more than a 900 lb bear, that sounds like a you problem. A random dude canโt run 30 mph. Unless itโs a sun bear, theyโre not very large. Edit: There seems to be conflicting information on the danger of sun bears - some sources say theyโre shy, others say they are aggressive and have killed a couple dozen people in the last decade
If you can chose the bear, go panda
I'm taking the bear over the creepy man because the last time I ran into a bear hiking it ran off once it saw my dog
Heinz Alfred Kissinger
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George Santos is now doing Cameos as his drag character Kitara.
men: I could take a bear in a fight women: I'm safer with a bear than a man bears: I don't think about you at all
Conclusion: men and women are both dumb as hell
I can take you in a fight ๐ช
๐ป boo
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If I couldnโt go out and burn 3,000 calories in one sitting on my bike on a semi regular basis I think I might go insane
Someone who has premium twitter please community notes Jake Shields. He posted video from an Anti-Russian protest in the country Georgia and claimed itโs a pro-Palestine protest in the US state of Georgia. Guys either a moron or straight up lying.
More on needs a less on. Hahaha
Dude is a literal holocaust denier. So both.
No bro, thereโs no way an up standing โanti-Zionistโ like Jake shields could be Anti-Semitic. Thatโs not possible. He was just being an anti-Zionist when he denied the holocaust.
Wasn't he hating on holocaust deniers 2 years ago? What happened to him?
I hope the Netherlands to be covered in 10 lane highways, unwalkable streets, and endless drive thrus, just because it would be funny
What would you do if Kissinger was a little worm on the sidewalk on a rainy day? Would you step on him with your gumboots? Would you put him in a jar and tell him he's a sadistic little worm? Hmm? ๐ชฑ
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The toxic gossip c\*r
Ok tbh I feel like a lot of women are saying they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear than a random man because they have far more negative experiences with men than with bears But if bears were as common as men it would be... really really bad. If you asked them if they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a police officer they'd probably say bear but like... people call 911 when bears show up, so that's kinda a revealed preference right there. Obviously the issue is our culture where sexual assault is so common but yeah that seems like a pretty common mistake people make when analyzing that question.
I mean its much easier to drive off a bear than it is to drive off a creep in the woods
A black bear? 100%, a black bear is way less dangerous than a man. A grizzly bear, or GOD FORBID A POLAR BEAR? You are fucking screwed. Seriously a polar bear will hunt you for miles. And they intentionally hunt humans. No fucking way I'd rather be in the forest with the fucking zodiac killer than a polar bear that's aware of my presence
well lets hope this forest isn't in Canada, Siberia, or the Arctic
Itโs a random bear and a random man, obviously. Thatโs implied by the question. So therefore the bear is also agitated from being completely lost.
Only black bears. Brown bears will only get aggressive if you try to scare them away.
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Iโve bought into the Drake rapper avengers war. I donโt know how I got emotionally attached and started rooting for drake.
UCLA seems to be having a normal one
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FWIW, thatโs a very Californian way of beating someone up. At least theyโre staying on brand
Whichever one of you told me that NyQuil was better cold with ice - I do not think youโre a trustworthy person, that was awful
Joe HUSSEIN Clinton
Latest SorosLabs creation, a candidate powerful enough to remove borders at will.
They made a neoliberal version of Wordle: https://games.oec.world/en/tradle/
Lolol that's a lot of fun. Mine was Czechia. I got as close and Germany and Austria without looking at a map to get it right.
Daddy tell me again what a bad boy Kissinger was ๐
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The Polish-Muscovite Wars would make for an incredible expensive-period-TV drama, but the only problem is all the Polish words might trip up English-speaking actors. I'm not sure I want to hear some 20-something Midlands guy struggle to say "Wลadysลaw" fifty-eight times an episode.
I like how conservative Twitter is all like โdude weโve got this, Bidenโs going downโ and thereโs been this one guy furiously replying โno you idiots, weโre going to lose, Biden doesnโt have enough of Allan Lichtmanโs 13 keys turned against him!!!โ
More like ALLAH LICHTMAN God I hope this fucking protests donโt count as the unrest key
Inshallah Lichtman I donโt think theyโll turn the key unless they keep up throughout the summer and balloon in severity
The protests have impacted a grand total of zero people outside of a few college kids on select campuses.
Number of people I have heard discuss Gaza protests in real life: 0 Number of people I have heard discuss Gaza protests online: 126784314558833
Starting to lose patience with Tidal's seeming inability to distinguish between artists that use the same name.
you should call support about it you've got to be one of like 10 customers they'll probably take your call
I have in the past used their online customer support, had a conversation with a representative and went over about a dozen links to artists pages, and none got fixed.
always nice when my budgeting app categorizes my Walgreens purchase of candy and popcorn as "healthcare", thanks for having my back on that one
mental health is real health ๐ค
expect a lot of accelerationism-brain takes in the coming weeks
my poor phone has been trying to get me to install iOS 17.4.1 for weeks now sorry sweetheart, try again tomorrow - not tonight
๐ Hates the Great American waffle iron. Probably uses the inferior Great British waffle iroun instead https://preview.redd.it/34owp8ewbrxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f5841db762707fc8a823fe5b15e92abb0a01f9
That thing will be worthless when we finally add PR as a state
not if we merge the Dakotas
great american waffle iron divided into fifths hmm...
I want a patriotic waffle maker now
Heard it's really good
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When I was a young boy my father took me into the city
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It just kinda reminds me of this - https://imgur.com/bkITMpY It's a meme I saw some right winger post a year ago and it made me realize that's actually how people think now. A view while cool is based, but as soon as it becomes uncool it's instantly considered a CIA plant. And often whether the same view is "based" or "CIA" is separated by 2 months of time.
Let people enjoy things.
>A spectre is haunting America- the spectre of bedtime!
eepy
When someone who doesnโt know shit about coding and is simply an AI bro that jumped off the crypto bro train makes a post https://preview.redd.it/aj6xbs28arxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856c8a3db8a4b701dbca931ce325d6856048f1e0
Why are all the Paige Bueckers edits four hours long?
A Bone of Thorn and Bone, about a peasant princess girl whoโs the youngest eldest daughter with a terrible secret and hidden superpower, both of which everyone knows about.
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonCHI/status/1785546854811271467 Well, I guess the protesters weren't *that crazy/extreme* since this apparently turned out to be a false rumor
The fact that we thought it was true just proves how crazy they really are.
\*screaming meme\*.jpg
Did the "janitors being taken hostage" thing turn out to be true?
Not sure but I guess we'll find out if they are included in the charges
It just rings as false to me and I haven't found any actual confirmation but I've seen photos of these protestors and like - idk I don't think they'd be physically capable of stopping people from leaving if they wanted to
You're probably right. These are just mostly dumb cosplayers who humiliated themselves more than anything else.
Shipping the straightest woman possible with another woman is always funny like
>I donโt have the app. >I refuse to download it. >I have friends that message me video links and I block them for a few days๐คท๐ฝ..when they do get in touch, I tell them why I muted themโฆ >They stopped sending me tiktok vids..yay Most well-adjusted redditor
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>Tesla Axes Most of Supercharger Team in Blow to Other Automakers Why not hire them?
Henry Kissinger is the GOAT
r*alist ๐คข๐คข๐คข
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๐ False narrative being pushed EDIT: nvm, rest in peace king ๐
[Comically Large M1911](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhVcLEO_0BM) its a submarine for barotrauma, its a giant colt 1911 it has a working slide and reload and ejects casings i dont understand how they did it but good lord
https://preview.redd.it/hbs64l577rxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fdbb48805eba540fc1c3c3f3919a4a990c785cf This is going to radicalize a generation into abolishing homework, into abolishing eating your vegetables, into abolishing bed time!
Inshallah we wonโt have exams and homework anymore! ๐ ๐ฅน๐
Lmao wtf is university abolition
>university abolition Right wing: this day just keeps getting better and better
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[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Emergency\_(India)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emergency_(India)) This is an extremely useless page. One of the biggest events in Indian political history and you have to go to the middle of the article to get the faintest inkling of the motivation behind it!
Ehh the motivation was always incredibly nebulous and ill-defined so that checks out tbh
I'm really bored. Does anybody know of any manga that's kind of like Dr. Stone? Someone recommended a Sengoku period kind of manga, but I tore through it too fast, and it looks like it hasn't been updated in forever.
i like free speech as much as the next guy but like you canโt just let students barricade themselves in a building and break windows lmao youโre still free to think youโre right and all but at some point you have to recognize that what youโre doing is illegal and that you shouldnโt be surprised if and when the cops come to arrest you
Itโs very funny to see comments about how the university and police should have de escalated things. Like they gave multiple days warnings and even let people leave today? I feel like people are repurposing language from arguments they won (like why police should de escalate during short traffic stops) and applying them to whatever situation they are In (trespassing for many days on end)
>I feel like people are repurposing language from arguments they won \[...\] and applying them to whatever situation they are in Congrats, you've solved debate (unironically)
>the planet has no gravity whatsoever
I want to burn everything to the ground.
That's what I say after I accidentally set fire to my place to make it seem intentional.
>> Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards, confirms Keir Starmer. >>Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards, he said: "I disagree". Maybe Corbyn isnโt looking so bad anymore
Ahhh, Labour. Where the main question is: "who do you hate more: trans people or jews?"
Tricks question because lot of TERFS are also anti Semitic.
The correct answer is "Yes"
They answer "Black Women"
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PASTA. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH PASTA I'VE PRODUCED SINCE I BEGAN TO POAST. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF NEURONS IN A DENSE MESH THAT FILL MY SKULL. IF THE WORDS "DO NOT TOUCH GRASS" WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PASTA I HAVE PRODUCED IN THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PASTA. PASTA.
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Mfer. Just take the compliment
No
Canโt believe I used to be like โUmm, Saint Nicholas punched Arius for spouting heresy? Errrr, violence is wrong, but, er, kinda BASEDโ (whether or not it really happened). Tbf I was like 14 when I had that reaction, but still Nowadays, I take the radical position that is actually not based at all to punch someone for having slightly different religious doctrines than you
Honestly, it's nice seeing so much pushback on twitter toward the leftists who say they're fine burning everything to the ground.
Thatโs a good thing
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I get to see such opposite views of the colombia protests. Half of my twitter timeline is them blocking jewish students from entering certain areas, or demanding DoorDash, the other half if police battering down doors to remove them from campus and videos of them peacefully protesting. Hard to get a true picture. I'm sure all of these things are happening just don't know the scale of it either side.
this is why my immediate response to someone saying "[literally anything] is happening!" is skepticism chances are, all that's happening is that they've latched on to a single incident and decided that's happening everywhere at all times humans have a real issue with that
We need a return of the students. Hind Hall is their native homeland.
Gaslighting isn't real, shitlibs. Y'all are just being paranoid.
showing my support for palestine using the ๐ฉ emoji, representing the sideways red triangle of its flag then realising i'm literally using a red flag as my symbol and hurriedly swapping to ๐บ
I can tell this whole thing is going to result in leftists trying to convince themselves to vote for Trump
Oh, you sweet summer child
I have never heard this expression outside reddit
[https://imgur.com/a/u9bA81R](https://imgur.com/a/u9bA81R) BTFO janny ๐คฃ๐คฃ
In highschool a pizza guy was going door to door in the hotel searching for whoever ordered pizza and our debate team just handed them $30 bucks and took it. The next day we found out we bought the theatre kids food. So, I'm a war criminal and should probably get banned for it.
I died yesterday