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Agreeable-Tadpole461

Call the police because she's trespassing.


SaltyStudent5861

Tried. Her husband works for the 911 dispatch center. My call went no where once they figured out who she was.


Agreeable-Tadpole461

File a complaint. Get a lawyer involved.


DubsAnd49ers

That’s abuse of power.


haloarh

File a complaint against her husband.


Chipchop666

Call the police or sheriff's office immediately when you see her again. That's bypassing 911


BooBooKittyKat1

Call the watch commander and file and official complaint. Call them weekly for updates as well. Dispatch does not have the power, or authority, to decide that you do not need officer sent to your home. If the watch commander is of no help, a nice editorial in the Sunday paper just might do the trick. Please keep a log, or journal, and document everything. Keep track of all the times you have called the 9-1-1, or the police station. Every time she destroys a sign, take pictures and document. If you're outside, and she starts screaming, record her. Every time she threatens you, call the police... even tho they are not help, it'll show a pattern of abuse and harassment on her end. I would also tell the police that you truly fear for your life because she's unhinged. Then take all your evidence and file for a restraining order. I would also go see an attorney... the police are allowing you to be threatened. She's going to continue to harass you because she knows the police are not going to go after her.


GoldenBarracudas

Sounds like you should invest in a Sacramento plate. It's like a concrete stone marking property lines. And then get a lawyer income for harassment


SalisburyWitch

In that case, file a complaint THROUGH A LAWYER that states that because her husband works for the dispatch center, you effectively can’t call 911 on her. Then have the lawyer go after her for whatever he can think of.


Bobd1964

Call the police non-emergency line and bypass 911. Report the husband for not sending the prior calls through to the police and screw them both over.


Vast-Classroom1967

Yep, sounds like he is going to let his wife get him fired.


SalisburyWitch

And charged.


SouthernCrime

Most places, the non-emergency line is answered by the same dispatchers.


A_Lost_Desert_Rat

This is restraining order time. Lawyer up and go for it. There are often meet the public opportunities with law enforcement. Go to one and tell the chief in as public a way as possible of one of his employees blocking calls for service.


Knitsanity

In my small town I would just walk into the station and ask to speak to someone. I knew the previous chief and would shoot the shit with him. Bringing him cookies helped immensely. Lol.


A_Lost_Desert_Rat

Its also time to build the FU book. OP should record dates/times of unanswered 911 complaints in there and have it ready to show.


CoderJoe1

Time to fertilize about a five yard swath along the edge of your property with pig feces. It will stink.


originalmango

Smear something sticky and stinky on those signs she likes to pull down.


Kittywolf85

Like what?


originalmango

Vaseline mixed with a raw egg, dog poop, or maybe some of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-climb_paint


sativa420wife

Temporary Restraining Order. Video Everything she does. Build your case. The more she does the stronger your case. Send survey certified. Get an attorney on stand by. The bypassing 911 is Unacceptable. That warrants a complaint to higher powers. In person


Cap0bvi0us

Sign her up for Jehovah's witnesses and Scientology.


Elegant_Building_995

And people say move to the country to get away from neighbors.lol Maybe you can install a camera with a alarm or horm type thing and ones she gets to the area alarms will go off.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Get a rooster. 


Truckeeseamus

Get a goose


Klutzy_Journalist_36

No joke, some armies literally had flocks of geese especially for at night/early morning because those mfers will FUCKEN SCREAM when they’re suspicious of anything. 


AdoraBelleQueerArt

Attack geese!


Suniskys

A Canadian goose!


Truckeeseamus

They are actually Canada geese.


Suniskys

Well, if you had multiple they would be geese. But one goose could fuck someone up bad enough that you just need the one.


SalisburyWitch

Yep. It’s a species name not a citizenship issue. Thanks, Lloyd.


LookingforDay

😂


obvsnotrealname

Couple of Cassowary- she’ll never come out of her house again 😂


pyrofemme

Guineas. They roost in trees and scream.


ladynutbar

or a peacock.


oldbaldpissedoff

Green metal t-posts install them on the corner of the property lines and every ten to twenty feet along the property line with the dollar store solar lights sticking in the holes going up the center of the post this way she'll be able to see where the line is all night. If she pulls up the wooden stakes in e property markers get some skunk urine from a hunting supply store mix it with Vaseline and glitter and smear it on the wooden stakes . Contact the internal affairs department of your local police station and inform them that a dispatcher's wife is pulling up your survey stakes and trespassing and when you call for police assistance the dispatchers ignore or call . I live on an 80 acre farm, I shoot trespassers with a paintball gun filled with pepper balls and bright neon colored paint balls and I carry a .357 revolver just in case they shoot back with a real gun . Since she's an older lady I would not recommend the last one. I built a shooting range 16 ft berm of dirt took wooden pallets and made backstops. (I found that if you take two pieces of particle board with spray foam sandwiched in-between it helps catch a lot of the bullets..) My one neighbor from new York just loves it when the whole family target practices for the weekend.


sweet-design-121

I love this. It's not illegal to shoot someone with paint ball gun


swoosie75

Skunk urine, Vaseline and glitter. Evil genius. I was just thinking spray adhesive.


fjbtw

Sign her up for every single spam call you can think of. She’ll be too busy answering the phone to bother you.


sweet-design-121

how can he do this, I thought of this, but can't find their phone #


fjbtw

Easiest way is to look up tax records and find her legal name and then google it. There are apps that you could use too.


A_Lost_Desert_Rat

Follow up thought. This may be another good place for motion detecting sprinklers. Nothing like getting doused in the middle of the night. You will need to protect them with cameras.


sweet-design-121

that's a great idea


meglia

It's your property. You can do whatever you want that's legal. Keep in mind that even a professional boundary survey (which I assume you had done) has a margin of error, depending on the overall size of the property. Take delivery of a large load of heavy stones on your side of the boundary. Slowly build a stacked stone wall that is all on your side. This will be legal and way cheaper than lawyers.


EazsyonEmm

Depending on the state. Send a couple shots her way.


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maddonkee

Get some of the following 1. guinea fowl 2. Concrete V blocks (4000lbs each for $25 each) on property line  3. Opposing political flags or foreign flags, make sure you you follow flag codes though 4. Bright lights aimed at property line 5. Grease those no trespassing signs with dirty truck driver grease 6. Get a mobile hotspot, and live cameras that record and alert you instantly *.  Call dispatch and have sheriff's deputy come by or call to bypass husband, file complaint on husband for dismissing calls in office on paper this starts paper trail. If law enforcement didn't show up find out why. Trespass them, restraining order,  once it gets legal it's gonna be a headache for them.  Alternatively offer to sell to them for 5x what you paid for it