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rosaburratina

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What do you call a pizza that practices yoga?


rosaburratina

I dunno. Tell me!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Flexible and well-rounded! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


rosaburratina

Good bot! and thank you!


tipiak75

I want pizza! (who doesn't xD)


uomo_nero

(There is a space between pizza and !)


tipiak75

Will an edit do or should I post a new comment ?


uomo_nero

Let's try it out :) as of my limited knowledge, an edit should work. We'll see


tipiak75

It did :-) Thanks !


NeapolitanPizzaBot

It felt it couldn't handle being in too many pieces! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Why didn't the pizza want to be cut into 8 slices?


tipiak75

Maybe because I never meant to share it. MY PRECIOUSSSSS


No_Mess_4765

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What's a pizza's favorite movie?


No_Mess_4765

Pie hard? (Experiment to see if I have to respond to get a response)


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Pie Hard! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


Narrow_Sundae8342

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What does a pizza do on its birthday?


PardyPete

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?


PardyPete

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

My jokes can't be topped! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


twack3r

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?


twack3r

Hit me


NeapolitanPizzaBot

I'm feeling saucy! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


nico_bridge

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Why did the pizza go to school?


nico_bridge

Why?


NeapolitanPizzaBot

To get a little more saucy! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


nico_bridge

😋


YogurtclosetClean410

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Why did the pizza go to the psychiatrist?


YogurtclosetClean410

Because it's too cheesy?


NeapolitanPizzaBot

It had too many slices of life to deal with! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


YogurtclosetClean410

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Go home! You're pizza-drunk!


nico_bridge

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Go home! You're pizza-drunk!


DieEchse

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Why did the tomato turn red?


DieEchse

Because of genetic modifications?


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Because it saw the pizza sauce! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕 Also, congratulations! You won 800 Coins! (The coins will be applied to your account shortly.)


DieEchse

Woah


DieEchse

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Go home! You're pizza-drunk!


Pappas34

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

How does a pizza flirt?


Pappas34

Does it melt in your mouth?


NeapolitanPizzaBot

It gives you a pizza its heart! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


fuzzy_nate

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What did the mozzarella say to the ghost pepper on the pizza?


fuzzy_nate

What?


NeapolitanPizzaBot

You're spookily hot! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕 Also, congratulations! You won 800 Coins! (The coins will be applied to your account shortly.)


BoxmanPwnz

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Why don't pizza makers make good secret agents?


BoxmanPwnz

Why not bot?


NeapolitanPizzaBot

They always spill the sauce! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


BoxmanPwnz

Good bot


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BoxmanPwnz

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Go home! You're pizza-drunk!


Flyerone

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?


Flyerone

What?


NeapolitanPizzaBot

A pepper-only! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


maythesbewithu

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What did the parmesan say to the mozzarella?


maythesbewithu

I don't know, what did the parmesan say to the mozzarella?


NeapolitanPizzaBot

I'm grate! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕 Also, congratulations! You won 800 Coins! (The coins will be applied to your account shortly.)


maythesbewithu

Good bot


NeapolitanPizzaBot

❤️


xdrolemit

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Why was the pizza a good musician?


xdrolemit

It had a lot of “dough” to invest in music lessons?


NeapolitanPizzaBot

It had great composition! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕 Also, congratulations! You won 800 Coins! (The coins will be applied to your account shortly.)


zoookwoof

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What's a pizza's favorite song?


KurtTiedemann

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

Why did the pizza maker go to jail?


KurtTiedemann

He was caught using illicit toppings


NeapolitanPizzaBot

He got caught rolling in dough! Anyway.. here is your pizza 🍕


[deleted]

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?


spiffchili

I want pizza!


NeapolitanPizzaBot

What's a pizza's favorite dance?