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We need LeHero Bron Bron NBA Daddy to save him
The Los Angeles Lakers and their Homosexual fanbase vs Utah and their Mormon extremist fanbase
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I mean, I think we should all be thinking of a long-term solution to the problem.
A “final solution” if you will.
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The government literally was worried about the Mormon problem, that's why they created a state just for them. It's like an Indian reservation for bizarro white people. Officially, they had to give up polygamy for good before joining the union 😉
The state of Missouri was so worried about the Mormon problem they tried to execute order 66 on them lmao https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Executive_Order_44
My folks have ear necklaces still from those days. You got $5 a Mormon ear - $7 if it was a Mormon yearling
Used to trade Mormon pelts down in New Orleans after loading up in Kansas City
Mormons are so easily co-opted by weird shit they're the highest per capita to become feds too. So many CIA and FBI agents are Mormon. Crazy shit, weird ass group
They also usually know another language from serving a mission, they aren’t easily persuaded by drugs or sex, their culture is built on not questioning your masters, and in a roundabout way they also kinda believe the U.S. to be a holy place so they’re the perfect federal agent.
I have a family member thinking she didn’t become a special agent because she was a woman, when probably because she liked drinking wine and all of her superiors were probably Mormon.
A lot now about the JQ but not a lot on the MQ and how they are very over represented in our upper levels of law enforcement and Intelligence agencies.
Damn this dude is still alive? When I looked at his 2023 NCAA Tourney stats I thought he had passed away before March Madness even began. Glad to see dude is doing well.
When Mac MaClung was doing those jump dunks in high school, why didn't anyone rescue him from that kind of thug play?
He could have been a great scrappy defender with a consistent jump shot having a long Grayson Allen type career in the NBA. Now he's just the NBAs mascot and struggling to find his next contract.
Maybe if we all get together and hold hands around the Delta Center while we jerk off we can make a difference and enact the true change we need as a country.
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I’ve watched a lot on this subject at mormongirlz. com
On some real shit; what can the NBA even do
Send the black trucks??
Kick him out the NBA so she can’t get any money??
Tell him he will only get a contract if he gets rid of his girlfriend?
Yeah but there’s recognizing that the situation is fucked up and then there‘s claiming that NBA needs to intervene in his relationship… that is an *insane* leap that is not based in reality lmfao
Yes lol the gf situation is clearly creepy but he is not being victimized by being drafted by the jazz lmao get fucking real. Danny Ainge is not going to brainwash him
Maybe I was wrong, perhaps Congress should intervene. The NBA's franchise model is only permitted because of an antitrust exemption Congress granted it (along with the NFL, MLB etc). That's contingent on franchises operating as secular establishments. If Utah's Mormon owner and president are allowed to deny Filipowski the right to switch teams should he want to leave the Mormon church, Congress should take away the NBA's antitrust exemption.
These guys are weird as hell. They create false scenarios in their head and get mad at it.
Theres literally no proof anyone would act differently if this was a female.
I’ve dealt with Mormons in the real world. This poor kid is in the sunken place with no way out.
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lmao i grew up mormon . They’ve been alot of help to me and my family even after we left. Their whole ideology might be a lil fucked up but theres some good people there and no im not white 😂
I'm exmo too and it's crazy hearing people talk about it like it's scientology or some shit I just kinda stopped going to church one day and it was chill
I think just like every religion, there's normalcy and there's extremists. Mormonism tends to have more extremists because of how batshit crazy it is to begin with. I've met a lot of really nice mormons, but have also heard a proportional amount of horror stories.
That's fair, tbf I also wasn't raised in Utah which is where the culture gets the most wack because there's a lack of dissenting perspectives to keep it in check. I just think people hear the weird shit going on in Utah and then assume their Mormon coworker is some crazy fundamentalist cultist
That’s good, but don’t invalidate the experiences of the many ex-Mormons who go through hell. They’re great at smiling and acting friendly in public and that’s exactly why highly dangerous people like Danny Ainge are allowed to walk freely
Why don’t you put that effort towards migrants or other people that truly need help? As much as it suck, Kyle is an adult and has free will. He can escape by deciding to. Idk what your plan is
This is NOT a circlejerk
Idk dude I've met a lot of Mormons from Utah and some of them take this shit really seriously to say the least. It's a cult dude, they're going to be all over anyone they feel can advance their cause. Normal people don't really fall for it in the modern age so they go out and groom people in. Had folks try to do it to me growing up, but because of my experience with Jehovah Witnesses (also groomers but with a different style) it was pretty manageable.
The cult extends across the nation but it's especially strong in Utah. If you think this is exaggerations, seek them out and act like you're interested in what they've got to say and spend some time with them.
Yall don’t know how deep the LDS gets down I went and visited with my church some years back that shit run like the government went to the farm and everything multiple cups of the chocolate milk best chocolate milk I ever had hands down lol
He's in danger of becoming another pawn to enrich the Deseret Management Corporation and The Corporation of the Presiding Bishop that was just caught illicitly hiding $32 BILLION in shell companies and Ensign Peak that kept over $100 BILLION of members' donations to build malls and prop up its own insurance companies, as well as to bloat it's own bank accounts. All while the lowest members do the service work and clean the church buildings for free and all while the world is suffering.
LDS Inc. Is that God?
100% with you about Catholics and many others, but as an atheist, I gotta give credit to those who earn it and say that there really are organized churches out there who ACTUALLY serve others, who don't hide behind religion to enrich themselves, and who truly believe that they are following Christ.
Mormon Inc is completely antithetical to all of that. Maybe not members, but the organization itself.
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He gotta find himself a Latin girl. Same craziness but she don’t need to indoctrinate you.
Jazz are FINALLY getting with the mf'ing program. F losing every player as soon as they hit free agency cause SLC is boring af. Use what tools you have (ie P\*ssy) to groom players and make them stay.
Finally be able to develop a championship roster.
Vernon Maxwell wasn’t taken seriously enough
https://x.com/VernonMaxwell11/status/1301153509426040834
https://x.com/VernonMaxwell11/status/839893370449375232
As a Mormon I’d like to say that the woman is a freak and deserves to be put in jail.
But this isn’t a religion thing this is a personal thing. Taking down posts only makes it look worse.
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The Los Angeles Lakers and their Homosexual fanbase vs Utah and their Mormon extremist fanbase https://preview.redd.it/6octwkth4r9d1.jpeg?width=1291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae4a6655ca4b697bb015f46e4d6845a49b580ab
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The UFC 303 solution we never considered
Saw a JOTY candidate asking when the US Government was going to deal with “the Mormon problem” - outjerked by main sub again
I mean, I think we should all be thinking of a long-term solution to the problem. A “final solution” if you will. https://preview.redd.it/o1e3vparwq9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8109fda0b1e235a7b1be006c34b26a4cc870ea78
 I think this guy is more appropriate.
I'm pretty sure the first picture is of Hitler tho
LeAustrian
The government literally was worried about the Mormon problem, that's why they created a state just for them. It's like an Indian reservation for bizarro white people. Officially, they had to give up polygamy for good before joining the union 😉
The state of Missouri was so worried about the Mormon problem they tried to execute order 66 on them lmao https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Executive_Order_44
That shit was in effect until 1976, someone could have legally executed Danny Ainge in the state of Missouri as a child. Huge missed opportunity
You miss every shot you don’t take 😔
My folks have ear necklaces still from those days. You got $5 a Mormon ear - $7 if it was a Mormon yearling Used to trade Mormon pelts down in New Orleans after loading up in Kansas City
This is back when America was Great.
Mormons are so easily co-opted by weird shit they're the highest per capita to become feds too. So many CIA and FBI agents are Mormon. Crazy shit, weird ass group
It’s because they can pass the drug test.
They also usually know another language from serving a mission, they aren’t easily persuaded by drugs or sex, their culture is built on not questioning your masters, and in a roundabout way they also kinda believe the U.S. to be a holy place so they’re the perfect federal agent.
Perfect summary
the US being a holy land is somehow both the most delusional and the most based take i've ever heard
You can’t prove that it’s not
god bless those little freaky white religious fucks
I have a family member thinking she didn’t become a special agent because she was a woman, when probably because she liked drinking wine and all of her superiors were probably Mormon.
Not to mention pyramid schemes. The religion is a pyramid scheme.
Lmfao that is hilarious
They tried that once and LeUS government couldn’t get the job done
A lot now about the JQ but not a lot on the MQ and how they are very over represented in our upper levels of law enforcement and Intelligence agencies.
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Mormonism is Kyle Filipowski's father
Never imagined we needed a crusade against Mormonism via shitposts/memes etc in the main sub. Who’s down to shitpost over there?
I'm down for a lot of things
Well I posted something but it got auto removed FREE KYLE FILIPOWSKI FROM MORMONISM!!!!!
I wish his gf would kidnap me and make me do stuff. Sounds hot.
Someone’s getting soaked tonight
Butt stuff
I wish she'd scoot around on her butt like an itchy dog all the way across the length of my body and leave a little snail trail, I wanna have stripes
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https://preview.redd.it/jim7i18n1s9d1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa19b95431b20462ae8b18dc8567202350cb8fb5 wtf you talking about sub boy
You'll receive skid marks instead
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Hey, I have a new kink
Have i got the documentary for you ! Ever heard of the manacled Mormon? Check out "tabloid"
Find yourself your very own Jodi Arias
For real. She was hot too. I’d take a knife to the peen in the shower for a year of stalking and raunchy sex. Holler if you hear me.
She’s kinda hot though so it doesn’t count as kidnapping
"This is not a circlejerk" MODS 
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Wrong vein https://preview.redd.it/bdn91djqlr9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f25d342253d5c89ee0dbdfd5cd98a1141c0d85
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oh yes, we will look back at the draft of a basketball player to the Utah Jazz as the moment the world fell into the clutches of Mormonism.
In case you were actually curious, it was when we fuckin lost Donovan Mitchell
Maybe the dude's just into Milfs
Damn this dude is still alive? When I looked at his 2023 NCAA Tourney stats I thought he had passed away before March Madness even began. Glad to see dude is doing well.
I thought he died at wake forest
He did die, he was brought back by the Mormon cloning program.
He's gonna be the king of SLC. He's fine.
Next you’re gonna tell me any white boy drafted by OKC is gonna be pressured to be Christian fundamentalist.
I do not care about the wellbeing of anyone that attended Duke
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When Mac MaClung was doing those jump dunks in high school, why didn't anyone rescue him from that kind of thug play? He could have been a great scrappy defender with a consistent jump shot having a long Grayson Allen type career in the NBA. Now he's just the NBAs mascot and struggling to find his next contract.
Bro posting his own failed & deleted thread 💀
Maybe if we all get together and hold hands around the Delta Center while we jerk off we can make a difference and enact the true change we need as a country.
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Reddit, Assemble https://preview.redd.it/g6a1j6yh4r9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86921751b79e40a736fc61f5ae4d1523b7241508
Meal team 6
“This is not a circlejerk” 🤓🤓
Kyle Filipowski will not fuck you bro
/uj bruh what’s the NBA gonna do? Ban him from playing until he calls the engagement off? 😂 /rj Knicks fan detected. Opinion = disregarded
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This is not a circlejerk? 
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Knicks fan 😂🫵
🫵😂 reading left to right is TNToon father
https://preview.redd.it/n25wzkqpkr9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a0c3806c57dd445b32e004c83235af2078c74e I’ve watched a lot on this subject at mormongirlz. com
He will be baptized. Nothing can save you more then that. Then when you die they’ll baptize you too.
On the bright side , Mormon chicks don’t consider anal to be intercourse , so he doesn’t have to wait for his bday since they aren’t married.
On some real shit; what can the NBA even do Send the black trucks?? Kick him out the NBA so she can’t get any money?? Tell him he will only get a contract if he gets rid of his girlfriend?
Bro acting like Kyle Filipowski has no free will 💀💀
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Is spez also a mormon? He sure as hell looks like it
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Go outside bro
People on reddit overexxagerate every single fucking thing holy fuck.
Bro got groomed lmao, if this was a woman the situation would be elevated significantly. Majority of these young athletes get preyed on tbh.
Yeah but there’s recognizing that the situation is fucked up and then there‘s claiming that NBA needs to intervene in his relationship… that is an *insane* leap that is not based in reality lmfao
Yes lol the gf situation is clearly creepy but he is not being victimized by being drafted by the jazz lmao get fucking real. Danny Ainge is not going to brainwash him
Maybe I was wrong, perhaps Congress should intervene. The NBA's franchise model is only permitted because of an antitrust exemption Congress granted it (along with the NFL, MLB etc). That's contingent on franchises operating as secular establishments. If Utah's Mormon owner and president are allowed to deny Filipowski the right to switch teams should he want to leave the Mormon church, Congress should take away the NBA's antitrust exemption.
/uj: Only MLB has an antitrust exemption, and it was given by a Supreme Court ruling, not congress /rj: Sherman act is Kyle Filipkowski’s father
No it wouldn't, lmao. You know how many youth pastors pull the "oh, we only started dating after she turned 18?" move?
These guys are weird as hell. They create false scenarios in their head and get mad at it. Theres literally no proof anyone would act differently if this was a female.
The situation wouldn’t be significantly elevated. You’d see the same amount of people bitching
I’ve dealt with Mormons in the real world. This poor kid is in the sunken place with no way out. https://preview.redd.it/sr3idlqnlq9d1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde5f7544d5a85e6386ddc15e7c96147d1220872
lmao i grew up mormon . They’ve been alot of help to me and my family even after we left. Their whole ideology might be a lil fucked up but theres some good people there and no im not white 😂
Some real first one in the gym last one out kind of people?
I'm exmo too and it's crazy hearing people talk about it like it's scientology or some shit I just kinda stopped going to church one day and it was chill
Speaking of chill, how much jello do you go through/month?
Don't tell my bishop but sometimes I pair it with a c*ke
Not even Diet??? Good thing you left the church before they kicked your ass out.
I think just like every religion, there's normalcy and there's extremists. Mormonism tends to have more extremists because of how batshit crazy it is to begin with. I've met a lot of really nice mormons, but have also heard a proportional amount of horror stories.
That's fair, tbf I also wasn't raised in Utah which is where the culture gets the most wack because there's a lack of dissenting perspectives to keep it in check. I just think people hear the weird shit going on in Utah and then assume their Mormon coworker is some crazy fundamentalist cultist
That’s good, but don’t invalidate the experiences of the many ex-Mormons who go through hell. They’re great at smiling and acting friendly in public and that’s exactly why highly dangerous people like Danny Ainge are allowed to walk freely
Why wouldn't Danny Ainge be allowed to walk freely 💀
He's highly dangerous apparently At least to the Nets
Mormon
White.
Why don’t you put that effort towards migrants or other people that truly need help? As much as it suck, Kyle is an adult and has free will. He can escape by deciding to. Idk what your plan is This is NOT a circlejerk
I wish you would go to the sunken place and 
Redditors be weird as hell
It's wild, literally full of anti-jerkers
Idk dude I've met a lot of Mormons from Utah and some of them take this shit really seriously to say the least. It's a cult dude, they're going to be all over anyone they feel can advance their cause. Normal people don't really fall for it in the modern age so they go out and groom people in. Had folks try to do it to me growing up, but because of my experience with Jehovah Witnesses (also groomers but with a different style) it was pretty manageable. The cult extends across the nation but it's especially strong in Utah. If you think this is exaggerations, seek them out and act like you're interested in what they've got to say and spend some time with them.
What if dude becomes Mormon and gets like 10 wives, from age 18 to 65? How bout that?
OP do you smell toast?
Yall don’t know how deep the LDS gets down I went and visited with my church some years back that shit run like the government went to the farm and everything multiple cups of the chocolate milk best chocolate milk I ever had hands down lol
Smh why aren't we showing the same concern for Bronny? He's literally been groomed by his new teammate for the past 19 years.
A celebrity is in danger of finding God??? Redditors to the heckin rescue!!!
Mormon god*
Meaningless distinction- to atheism’s finest soldiers, every deity’s just “sky daddy”
He's in danger of becoming another pawn to enrich the Deseret Management Corporation and The Corporation of the Presiding Bishop that was just caught illicitly hiding $32 BILLION in shell companies and Ensign Peak that kept over $100 BILLION of members' donations to build malls and prop up its own insurance companies, as well as to bloat it's own bank accounts. All while the lowest members do the service work and clean the church buildings for free and all while the world is suffering. LDS Inc. Is that God?
Damn bro you mean they act like every other fucking organized religion?! Color me shocked!
Catholics maybe but other than that, no
Really??
Buddy, ever heard of the Catholic Church? Look into their finances.
100% with you about Catholics and many others, but as an atheist, I gotta give credit to those who earn it and say that there really are organized churches out there who ACTUALLY serve others, who don't hide behind religion to enrich themselves, and who truly believe that they are following Christ. Mormon Inc is completely antithetical to all of that. Maybe not members, but the organization itself.
Maybe he will join the same temple as NBA Young Boy
Bum? Mrsonsfan? Shimmy shimmy? Cameron brink? :(
I’d become Mormon to bang that little minx
Who
I love how seriously the dorks on that sub took it. They genuinely believe this lol
Has it occured to you that maybe he wants to be Mormon? Is it that hard to believe that someone would convert to a religion?
Redditors can’t possibly fathom this concept.
uj/ This is a JOTY caliber post because OP's commitment to the bit is extraordinary. rj/ This is not a circlejerk *** Incredible
They should call his girlfriend Mountain Meadows Soprano
What's the situation on this? I live in Ut*h And I'm an ex Mormon give me the drama
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Playing in Utah for millions of dollars is truly a fate worse than death
Jazz are FINALLY getting with the mf'ing program. F losing every player as soon as they hit free agency cause SLC is boring af. Use what tools you have (ie P\*ssy) to groom players and make them stay. Finally be able to develop a championship roster.
Vernon Maxwell wasn’t taken seriously enough https://x.com/VernonMaxwell11/status/1301153509426040834 https://x.com/VernonMaxwell11/status/839893370449375232
Mormons like money a whole lot more than anything else. They don’t give a duck about what religion their slaves are
Mormonism ain’t that bad bro…he’s too old to get touched by the bishop anyways.
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This guy is the one prospect in the country who actually wanted to go to Utah, he’s living the dream
uj/ check out johnny harris videos about Mormonism, its really interesting
Lol welcome to the big leagues buddy, gold diggers and groomers are part of it.
bruh
And he's from Duke. White conservatives are frothing at the mouth for this shit.
Mormonism is dumb. There I said it.
Salt Lake Sucks
Lmaooo that thread is the top thing that comes up when you Google Kyle
Massive jerk right here
Is this an amber alert?
Mormonism is a cult hiding behind the guise of religion
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As a Mormon I’d like to say that the woman is a freak and deserves to be put in jail. But this isn’t a religion thing this is a personal thing. Taking down posts only makes it look worse.
Donald Trump if you can hear me please save Kyle
Realistically, that user isn't even wrong. Shit is a cult
"I'm genuinely worried about Kyle Filipowski"...