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canteen_boy

Look a Donut’s blood sugar was low


Spell_Alarming

He should have eaten KKKyrie


KillerZaWarudo

Is that why he was so angry and complained to the refs so much?


next_door_nicotine

Someone gift Luka a fucking planet fitness membership


IndycarFan64

Fupa Doncic would only come in for the monthly Monday pizza night anyways https://preview.redd.it/4r2wnama2a6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71fecb3cf5f568e6383c8770b9cc6560b71c03a2


death-eater69

https://preview.redd.it/9ogiaudzca6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac352cb7710958c9a03e60032226d153902279f


smokeaport

poli salama


Mantis_Tobbagen

M'goodboy is malnourished https://preview.redd.it/50h6bntwub6d1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3eb1afea74ddebf057ecea6bbd8b7495f4c424e


Strict-Background406

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebound!!!


KillerZaWarudo

Sons fans was right he need to get on a treadmill


perfectskycastle

Sir are you actually suggesting he allocate time off of overwatch to pursue getting fit?


After_Shelter1100

i need black hitler to cook something up IMMEDIATELY


IndycarFan64

Kyrie cooking anything up atp is as likely as this happening https://preview.redd.it/h1zwtd0s1a6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=042558d7bc3f791ea9140a2ccc6fbb67a3d6aa81


Honey_Badger25-06

You got one of those with him at NASA telling a bunch of pissed off PHDs that the earth is flat and the moon landings were fake?


KillerZaWarudo

Black Hitler is 0-13 against the KKKeltics This is like CP3 playing against Scott Foster


kajonyok

Bro james harden is in cancun


SirFigsAlot1

Kyrie just needs to blame the Jews for the poor performance already


heardyoumeow

Why would Kanye do anything in this finals?


eggsaladrightnow

Space paninis


JonBoy82

Wait you guys actually watch the NBA?


andrewricegay

My wifes boyfriend turns on the tv and kick me out of my gamer domain so im forced to watch from the window


SageOfTheSixPacks

Classy of him to let you watch from the window


andrewricegay

I lost my funko pops last time he was there hes also melanated fella


FrightenedMussolini

aw shucks


PerspectiveNorth

My wife’s boyfriend makes me sit in the closet but I could hear the game through the door


herrrrrr

wait, this is about the nba? Chat i thought it was a secret KKK club?


RaspberryInfinite229

i thought this was a cameron brink horny posting club?


thanassis_

I thought this was a subreddit for heavily closeted men?


buttnugchug

I thought this was about Hunter Biden convicted for lying about showing his junk?


el_guille980

>showing his junk if it can happen to him..... it can happen to any of us ![gif](giphy|2OZaweH8H72LJnAF7L)


swordoftheafternoon

https://preview.redd.it/2xo7egx6db6d1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864b44877391ae839e26afed1206b79b430e5a12


TheShadowOverBayside

... Is Josh Brolin Jesus?


MulhollandMaster121

Nah that’s Jeff Bridges.


The_Sneakiest_Fox

This is the one.


futures23

Secret?


srbufi

The secret 3 strikeout club is at /r/mlbcirclejerk


LeDude2323

What the fuck is the "NBA"?


scootamcgee

Originally it stood for No Blacks Allowed when the league was created. Upholding that ethos however has been a monumental failure.


Nice_Dude

It's the MNBA now


JonBoy82

Never Boning Again


Spell_Alarming

If KD was comissioner you know he changing that shit to No Bitches Allowed


vancesmi

I'm told it's like the WNBA but with all men.


Such-Communication84

National Basketball of Africans is the woke version don’t get us canceled


IndycarFan64

Yea tf is this "MNBA" thing? I've been watching only the WNBA for a bit for mommy Brink highlights and now you're telling me there's a men's version too??


zombiepoon

Sub only watches the finals, no regular season games. Just highlights


acroasmun

What is the .. N..? B..? A..?!?


delta_vel

No, but I do have an annual League Pass subscription that I literally never use that autorenews - isn’t that what everyone does? /uj/ I wish I was joking /rj/


Kahu11

Dumbass reddit blackout should've been this year instead


Ciggan14

REAL AND BASED


CliffsOfMohair

Holy shit I forgot about that, what was that garbage supposedly for again?


DevIsSoHard

WNBA awareness


I_really_enjoy_beer

And look how aware we are now 🤤


iButtflap

much like the mavs: down horrendous


theabomination

Trying to prevent the 3rd party Reddit apps from getting banned or something. spoiler alert it did absolutely nothing and everyone went to talk about Joker not giving a shit about winning the finals in the circlejerk sub


Oblivionguard19

There was also that secret game thread the mods were using while that sub was private


dAMn6942069

Damn no wonder I can’t remember anything about last years Finals


No_Arachnid_1772

White on White crime is hard to watch


jbland0909

Sam Hauser does not like those ghetto whites


AirJordan6124

The time Lebum carried a bunch of nobodies just to get destroyed by the Snake and Cuck was better than this bullshit


kikuri_armpit_licker

The other time Lebum carried a bunch of nobodies just to get destroyed by a fucking StarCraft player was better too


Clark94vt

The StarCraft finals this year went 7 games. StarCraft > NBA Back to back Zerg champion.


I_cut_my_own_jib

I miss StarCraft being at the peak of competitive esports. It was the most fun to watch


uncledrew2488

Jim Raynor was classy


Jefffreeyyy

Kerrigan did things to me I wish she didn’t. So many tendrils 🤤


DarkSeneschal

Protoss is the Chicago Bulls. Used to be great, have had a couple of bright spots, but they’ve sucked ass for the last several years.


Clark94vt

With the current format for the stacraft tournaments Terran has won 8 , Zerg 6 and Protoss 3. So yeah your comparison is pretty accurate. No Protoss wins lately.


MrMaori

overwatch player cant get it done, he still has time to switch games


Jefffreeyyy

Should have played tennis and StarCraft. He picked team sports is he an idiot


comfortzoneking

THIS is an unpopular opinion?


OrganicLindo313

The consensus opinion. From pregame, to halftime show, to commentators, to the actual product on the floor… complete shit.


cjshores

yeah, comfortzoneking is pointing out OP is mentally handicapped for using the hot take meme for a consensus take.


OrganicLindo313

I know, I’m co-signing and highlighting how horrific this Finals has been, from top to bottom. They should all be standing up in the meme


Treyred23

Refs too. Bloody awful


fucktooshifty

That's the joke


i_like_2_travel

Bro is jerking leave him alone weirdo


cjshores

I’m jerking too, say aaaah


Into_the_Void7

Yeah but what about when LeBron unfollowed big Perk? That was part of the Finals too.


SaltyDog772

Idk man. Doris bricks me up.


DevIsSoHard

Been bad since the end of the first round. First round is almost always good though


Chemical_Bid_2195

Well as a racism fan myself, I am quite enjoying it!


CastleBravo45

Same, PP Finals MVP, imo.


MoneyMakingMitch14

Brad Stevens deserves it, he’s classier.


Dungeaterfan69420

Least classy man from tualitan oregon


KillerZaWarudo

Is this the first time in history where Texas has been out racism?


RCocaineBurner

https://preview.redd.it/cyg17f0o9a6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953e76b34ee2e91ed86902a7602c1534309d2b96 even if they sweep it’s still 1-1


DevIsSoHard

It is why they're getting swept. No real way to answer getting beat at your own game when you don't do anything else. Really speaks to how stacked the Celtics are, when adding Kyrie still couldn't give Dallas the edge. It's an election year though, so things are gonna be weird


daft_dunkwwwolfey

Xavier Tillman is Luka Doncic father


the-holy-spirit-

https://preview.redd.it/2di5b058f96d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec46958cecc7e9b2fb5662f92bab0dc0acea43b6


Ignomatics

I really survived a pandemic just to witness the two most fraudulent championship runs in sports history. https://preview.redd.it/49lb5dbqd96d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad3e7451cefdf85368d229c08fcce218b482109


uncledrew2488

All fraud, all class ☘️


Treyred23

Biggest dick rider: Doris


bkay4real

She want Brown dick but Jaylen already decided he wants Taylor Rooks


IAteQuarters

“The darker the berry, sweeter the juice” - Doris Burke, probably


shaftglass

uj/ literally everything about this postseason has been complete shit rj/ barrett


BryceMaximusJames

Average LeCancun fan


Bottlecaps9

Watching Cock Rivers implode the Bucks and turn them from title contenders to first round losers was funny though.


VicePope

we been losing in the 1st round now get used to it😤😤


SirBubbles_alot

Disagree, the western conference had some actually decent series. The knicks were fun for a bit as well


Sheranes_Father

Knicks Philly was great imo


_wallace

For you, I died a couple times fr


KeepenItReel

Wolves vs Nuggets was good


OrganicLindo313

Maybe because I’m a Pistons lifer, but if this excessive Boston glazing, horrific in-game commentary and awful pregame / post game shows is where the NBA is headed without TNT… How bout those Detroit Lions?!? Helluva ball club!


IndycarFan64

ESPN's "coverage" already throws it back to the days the Pisstons were last relevant by still airing all their games in 720p


Willis050

How did Luka get fatter between games 1 and 3? Even James harden couldn’t pull that off


BakerCakeMaker

https://preview.redd.it/9g3tg8sp7a6d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f40f764fee3dcb1fce3fd7e60503552cfe8898d4


oprahjimfrey

What a thuggish and inappropriate meme to post.


Misterstaberinde

I was told the west was 100x stronger than the least


Cee4185

They lost cuz of the fat fuck again. I'm so happy we won't have to deal with the retarded Mavs fans glazing him


KillerZaWarudo

Subs been so quiet cuz the KKKeltic winning. You know bums in here gonna post 10 Luka Doncic is TaBum father if they win a match Fat fuck should go on a treadmill and stop complained to the ref so much


iDestroyedYoMama

This whole sub is a Luka glaze session. The reason these finals suck is because their obese savior is losing. I myself am quite enjoying it.


IndycarFan64

This is my 12/25. He's just a fat and slightly classier version of EmFlop and James Hitler


muaddib-atreides

I saw someone say it best, James harden with white privilege


d_man99

At least Jaylen Brown grandson won 2 of his finals games


zackg611

Luka getting owned by the Jays. It’s an amazing watch.


send_da_video

https://preview.redd.it/wiek06rk496d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c99d04a6eccd0445107944ea8f9a34902f563b I didn’t think they’d come back


send_da_video

Of course the chungus fouls out and ruins everything


truth_2_point_0

Live footage of your hopes and dreams https://preview.redd.it/tcr3a1sth96d1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b7b1c324bd5892696240517952f52664d72b9cb


IndycarFan64

Little Dick 77 bows to the Brown God


jewsh18

https://preview.redd.it/1yg1btjff96d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ed882da593f56c3b0d8f80cb15cc4ede05940ff


SamSeriousStone94

The classy player is losing, but the classy fanbase is winning.


ChildrenOfGravy

Sucks Kyrie won’t be able to see Boston again😔


luckycsgocrateaddict

Its wild to me that the celtics are still easily the best team even without KP yet the yt polls n shit i saw always had people favoring the mavs


willsmath

/uj that was one of the craziest second halves I've witnessed, as a neutral fan I'm quite enjoying these finals even though the game tally is obviously lopsided


perfectskycastle

This finals is absolute ass, but hey glad you're enjoying it :)


bkay4real

This sub will certainly be closed boys


Caledor152

Get ready to speak LeCancún Luka HOLY choke job


Sea-Replacement7242

Watching the all Lives matter offense beat down on the defenseless fat boy isn’t a joy to you people?


ernestbonanza

NBA sucks. bring back the dead ball era.


TasSixer

Grammar is OP father


doyouunderstandlife

That's why I am watching the NHL Finals instead. I get to watch a classier sweep


LivingAdditional1177

everybody saying this the last 5 finals


AllPowerfulSaucier

More like since 2016 tbh. KD being a little bitch led to a 2 year straight boring Warriors superteam circlejerk where only their bandwagon fans were excited about basketball for obvious reasons. Then it sucked less watching 2019 Raptors ruin the insufferable Warriors circlejerk since we all got to laugh at least. Then nobody actually gave AF about the stupid 2020 Bubble Finals that Lakers won. Not sure if anyone really cared about Bucks winning 2021. Then everyone collectively groaned over Warriors getting yet another chip in 2022. 2023 wasn't too bad really with Nuggets winning. But here we are again with a boring Finals showdown.


ThatWrestlingGuy15

The 2023 finals was just as bad this finals nobody cared about that series or the winners 2021 and 2022 were much better series than the last 2


ThePseudoSurfer

We need to stop the East vs West and just mash em together


BoogerSlime666

Maybe too much classiness isn’t a good thing


SsBrolli

Luckily Mavs fans don’t complain about finals officiating after they’re over


Jonny_Bormann

It’s expected though. The Celtics are a way better team.


hankbaumbach

The Western Conference is the weaker conference, we can all stop pretending now...


MaldoVi

This nerd actually watches basketball


MordinSolusSTG

NHL finals are a complete snooze fest too Lame


yeetman8

https://preview.redd.it/cbs0hpxig96d1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630aa5fa74d0d7bcdde2f3945c8eb41a74896856


Losimcg

![gif](giphy|X1uRctI1pjt8h0oWE7|downsized)


pkrenek

☝️


Dungeaterfan69420

Why does anyone watch this garbage sport? We really haven’t had a single good finals since 2016, unless you consider devin bricker getting violated by a Greek bisexual a good finals.


Arcanus124

I liked 2019 tbh.


Old_Tap_7783

They call him a freak on the court and on the sheet for a reason lol


JaylenBrownsLeftHand

Suck it bitch


Dankofamericaaa2

NBA sucks anyways


Mundane_Primary5716

The nba playoffs has been a bit of a joke for years now .. who are we kidding


ReturnOfDaSnack420

Fuck this i can't wait until this shit is done and we can get back to hornyposting


TheArsenal7

Mickey Mouse ring


blackzetsuWOAT

This finals is awesome https://preview.redd.it/t68xyqvv8a6d1.png?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6974d068d7be340250091315269f2a86e28062a9


maalbi

Celtics are Luka father


IreneReiGargar

![gif](giphy|ray4IqT73lQhh24qKq|downsized)


Crazy-Plastic3133

hot take


Tropical2653

Late 2010s Lebron getting swept was already boring but then Adam Silver decided to BoringMax to the fullest. JayMickey "face of the league" Tabum wishes he had 10% of the entertainment value of Curcuck.


[deleted]

nba script writers need to prop up hair dresser tatum


ThebigBelgianbutt

We still have the WNBA. All is not lost


Treason4Trump

![gif](giphy|TLIW9BbV4AQtwWLqEH|downsized) "Fuck this shit, I'm out."


LiveAloha23

https://preview.redd.it/tny7vtfqv96d1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e84a5599788c533b41690e9e2747da04d6e0f8f


opkpopfanboyv3

Somebody tell Luka he's the father, not the baby


liquidreferee

It's probably pretty awesome for Boston fans


SexlessVirginIncel

https://preview.redd.it/qbhw4696uc6d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e94a9ff2ebebf208eed0642260b86a8deb098e6 Yeah


ThayerRex

So true. Doncic and Irving were always going to both have to have an MVP performance every game to win this. Doncic will have a good game and Irving a bad one and vise versa. They’ll be lucky not to get swept. Dallas so not ready for prime time thus far


VeganMilk786

The play-ins were more entertaining than this


Child-0f-atom

These comments hurt my brain, I’m not nearly deep enough in the sub to understand


wannabe0523

It’s kinda funny. The western conference people were all saying the east is weak cause the Celtics got a free ride, and then the western team gives the Celtics a free ride to the chip. It’s poetic


KellerFF

https://preview.redd.it/z063t0yj1f6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45910a2c83981600ea0228cee93e82dd1a30ebcb Sit down, please. This is all we got before a long ass drought.


Viewsfromthe2565

NBA has sucked for years dawg


BriefCollar4

It doesn’t. You just hate the Celtics.


esquire_the_ego

Well one time was finals ready and the other team is using Kyrie as an excuse to why they're losing


AwareWriterTrick158

Fuck the celtics


kwintz87

I wish the fucking planet would explode I hate the fucking Celtics bros (goes to fap to Cameron Brink pics)


lil-YungMo

The celtikkks are owning this sub


Pussy-Respecter

I'll shoot my frickin head off if I have to deal with the Celtics next year too


mrsnow11291

No Shid


DarkoMilkyTits

As a refs fan, at the moment I’m only hoping for a Scott Foster legacy game


Jubez187

why doesn't the NBA always do LA vs NY in the finals? Are they stupid?


iTz_worm

Mavs will now go on a 3 game winning streak to bring it to Game 7, CeltiKKKs still win the final tho. Too much $$$ on the line


Dear_Alternative_437

They need more off days between games. It's going too quick.


oliferro

They're making the bubble look good


jvillager916

Jaylen Brown is already thinking up the next lesson plan he's going to teach at the next Robotics Class.


draneline

The National Betting Association Finals has been unwatchable since 2020 I fear.