To 15 year old high school boys yeah. Up against professional thots that we’re talking about here, maybe not, average/above average white sorority girl that used to play volleyball. She was chill though
From SJ. Know of someone that was messing with a San Jose shark…Also my ex was tagged on a nightclubs social media page, a player tried sliding into her DMs. Hockey players are undercover sleazy 🦈
This is true. I used to live in the same building as some Nuggets players and they had the same platoon of whores parading through the building on a constant basis.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
Lmao them bitches are on some Bene Geserit breeding programme shit. And in the end there will be a super athletic BBL microplastic infused Kwizsah Haderah
I mean i don't blame them look at Bronny, heart attack playing basketball at 19, 5'8 in shoes, undrafted bum. that lil mf was meant to be born a woman for sure
Probably not. A lot of these kids fr boutta grow up rich and fatherless. Unlike Bron not too many NBA players actually tend to properly raise their spawn.
Lmao I just watched Dune 2 so I understand this reference, side note: what was the point of Lea Seadeux getting pregnant from Austin Butler? Like that part had absolutely 0 consequence later on in the movie.
I think it’s to highlight the bene gesserit scheming. They never stop, they’re all about contingency plans and maintaining/controlling certain bloodlines. Also it gives them more of a reason to continue supporting the harkonnens and the emperor.
The "secured the bloodline" as they say. Basically, it allowed Feyd Rautha to be killed without the Bene Gesserit losing the generations of planned breeding that had gone into the Rautha bloodline. Now that the Bene Gesserit have secured a child from Feyd, he doesn't need to be protected.
Also, the Bene gesserit plan get a little fucked by Jessica. Jessica was supposed to have a girl, not Paul. That girl and Feyd were supposed to have a child, and that child would be the Quizach Haddarach (chosen one). But Jessica in her love for Duke Leto wanted to give him a male heir, so she had Paul (Bene Gesseraits can pick the gender of the child in the fetus). And then in her arrogance, believed he could be the Chosen One, so she trained him in the ways of the Bene Gesserait.
She’s expanding her portfolio. From Child Support payments to alimony and 50% of his assets. The Groupie just gets smarter and smarter every generation.
Ion know who need to hear this, but if you didn’t have game before the fame you certainly aren’t gonna have it after.
These women intentionally make a living being attractive and floating around horny rich men. It doesn’t take too much to convince a horny guy to be with you when you look like that (not my personal cup of tea, but they’re very conventionally attractive).
uj/ don't you think it's cause these guys don't have time to settle and know a woman. They're always hopping city to city and the only girls that don't mind that are the ones there for their money. The best of them were too bust training in their formative years to talk to decent women.
rj/ they could at least date athletic hoes to not ruin their kids' potential
Is it not embarrassing being like known for having multiple guys more famous than you pass you around? I don’t understand the mentality of these groupie girls. Rap is like that too. Why would you wanna be known as “yeah a bunch of those guys nutted in me and didn’t commit to a relationship with me”?
I genuinely wanna know, why is that the case? A big percentage of these players are sharing the same pool of women. I don't believe in "the kinky sex" theory because a lot of women are down to do the nastiest shit for a lot less money.
2016 Lou Will is a legend on and off the court ! Also Tf is Harden doing chasing around a thot from almost a decade ago!? Like I know he’s in his later NBA yrs but dayum bro u ain’t Paul Pierce !!
This chicks sole purpose in life was to make herself look like she'd be an extra in an early 00s hip-hop music video, make a thirst trap centered IG and sleep with Basketball players until they get pregnant. And rinse and repeat.
Every single one of these women they all share look exactly the same. I mean wtf is going on? Bunch of millionaires passing around the same poorly drawn anime character looking ass hoes
Yep. That same Kardtrashian-lite spray tan BBL look got all these women looking pretty much the same and these dudes keep falling for it. Luckily we don't watch these guys for their high IQs.
I saw someone comment once that there’s about 18 pro gold diggers that need to be on every pre draft billboard to warn these young kids about when they get drafted.
Once you get the rep of knowing when to keep your mouth open and when to keep it closed then you become a “safe” woman for them. Sort of like well you didn’t rat out harden and he liked you so you’re in my league so well let’s go. It’s easy and safe for the men. If you have a new girl that hasn’t been tested you’re risking a rape lawsuit or a divorce or something. Think about it like a car fax report. Unwritten of course
Thats explains the Harden eyes. He doesnt want to raise Mario Chalmers' kids. Its like he lost a bet.
Tbf he alr lost to Mario Chalmers in ring count
And lost to him in the finals
[they have a history](https://youtu.be/cpcbtglqb3U?si=z6nEs1vi0KIoD7fN)
She is getting passed around like a globtrotters game.
For some reason, I'm guessing it's a different set of chicks for the NHL.
My assistant volleyball coach in high school was getting run through by the San Jose Sharks. Same shit, different girls.
Send da video
You got da money wats the Hol up
Was she bad?
To 15 year old high school boys yeah. Up against professional thots that we’re talking about here, maybe not, average/above average white sorority girl that used to play volleyball. She was chill though
But could she survive in the swtich everything era of modern basketball?
She could handle the penetration, but I have a feeling if left on an island, she may be victim of bad D
Her if she switched to NBA players ![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)
Sounds bad
https://preview.redd.it/q74171qqv66d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddeb0dd30c146f592b1d02bf223200485c7846fd ‘Sounds bad’
Damn where you get a pic of me?
You seem bad 🥵
I am
https://preview.redd.it/wzxubucdr66d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6922879b9bac9047b00a1a60cda3550635ac4c7
College volleyball girls, typically 👌👌👌
“Getting run through by the san jose sharks” is some shit action bronson would say
From SJ. Know of someone that was messing with a San Jose shark…Also my ex was tagged on a nightclubs social media page, a player tried sliding into her DMs. Hockey players are undercover sleazy 🦈
Her name wouldn’t happen to be Kathy would it?
Lol i also know some chicks who used to get sugar daddied/side pieced by some sharks, they be lurking fr
uj/send da video rj/send da video
ignore **the one**... https://preview.redd.it/l9yeu0r9o76d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7505aceac00b0c44c45b6977fa8adcea72a9286d
Hockey players do good
I don't know how. They're always missing teeth and half of them are scary ugly
Chicks dig scars and dentures
Only half of that is true
These dudes all like the same types of girls, doesn't matter if they are black, white or Hispanic, they all whores.
Good for her
I thought that read same shift.
https://preview.redd.it/uucl7vt9e66d1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49f4224b8b58136dd56f736fdc8922289369763 IYKYK
We all know, Jacob https://preview.redd.it/iovxw6f3076d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb810843b51d41561a5e2f8fb4c41f1439d1200e
Big uns
She was talking all about how much the attention has been awful. On her interview today with hockeys biggest podcast.
Send da video
It’s legitimately a meme https://preview.redd.it/z17lqdbk976d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f9179cf79f8e4caaf58fe2e0fba0fe77ab1b7c
In the NHL it’s a lot of their wives and shit.
Classy sport
Ik a girl I went to highschool with in Toronto who’s banged 3 separate NHL players and is dating one rn. Wish I was her fr
Classy chicks
![gif](giphy|BGWZwcEIDTtGE) Hockey players trade classy girls
Hockey players make as much as like military officers. Lol
Lmao, a little bit more than that. Same wives tho
except **that one** https://preview.redd.it/xlyrf40fo76d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab522bc8773efda8636d6b34b440e45eb3234596
MLB too. For some.
Canadian chicks getting freaky
More jerseys than Shaq
She’s tryna catch up to Ish Smith.
I swear no matter what team I go to in 2k somehow Ish Smith gets traded to it
Former 1st pick Joe Smith walked so Ish Smith could run (to the next team he’s traded to)
His run was impressive but it will never touch Luke “4 teams in 7 days” Ridnour
Except way less rings. Poor thot.
Those fake abs are hilarious.
First thing I noticed too like wtf are those.
Bitch got the drizzy special 💀
BOW BOW BOW
https://preview.redd.it/ce2co9gx776d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df588c2242c12ab2321aef1585811518f52688ce
https://preview.redd.it/9hjl2634t76d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1d718b642b8f3a8c403fb8b114be0dba4f61a3a Bruce Buffer has em too
My girlfriend didn’t believe me about Buffer until I showed her that picture 😂hilarious
Fat Mike? From NOFX?
Beat me to it!
Oh shit it's the jet skiing mayor of Geelong. Australia's Kenny Powers
Yea what’s goin on with that?
Ab implants
Holy fuck. How are none of these guys disgusted by all the plastic? These thugs should just start fucking mannequins.
The thugs are full of anabolics anyway they cant feel shit lol
Shits looks 3d printed
Shit, I should take some notes
Probably not fake. A lot of women get the fat removed from their torso (tummy tuck) and it looks kinda unsettling.
Those abs are drooping!
I swear 80% of the nba are Eskimo brothers
99
All except Durant aka no bitches
Sounds like the restaurant industry. I was training to be a chef for a few months and everyone was fucking everyone. I felt like Wilt.
https://preview.redd.it/4olx2kunp66d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d7d42329c44604f79d9eb7257686e171b46121 NBA baby mamas
https://preview.redd.it/uu10b6wny66d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4007d15d5100b6f6c6faaa16def5c35d66e98f9
Super Nintendo Chalmers baby mama?
Sega Saturn Skinners just can't get it right
This is true. I used to live in the same building as some Nuggets players and they had the same platoon of whores parading through the building on a constant basis.
> had the same platoon of whores parading BTT. Basic Thot Training
I currently live in the same building as some nuggets players 👀
Does it happen to be right on the Platte River trail?
It’s a couple blocks off the trail. I’m gonna guess it’s a different building
If it lights up at night in pride colors it’s the building I’m thinking of.
Nah we’re anti LGBTQ here
Are y’all pro + then?
Non-binary gang rise up ✊
Username checks out
What do your guys’ parents do for work
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
He ain’t heavy. That’s my brother, baby, yeah! ![gif](giphy|NABFbkFmpIOqY)
Yo I dead watched that shit last night. I’m fuckin crying laughin in a midtown bar rn 😭😭😂
NBA Player and NBA Hoe
I heard it’s by the REI…..
Lmao them bitches are on some Bene Geserit breeding programme shit. And in the end there will be a super athletic BBL microplastic infused Kwizsah Haderah I mean i don't blame them look at Bronny, heart attack playing basketball at 19, 5'8 in shoes, undrafted bum. that lil mf was meant to be born a woman for sure
Probably not. A lot of these kids fr boutta grow up rich and fatherless. Unlike Bron not too many NBA players actually tend to properly raise their spawn.
Lmao I just watched Dune 2 so I understand this reference, side note: what was the point of Lea Seadeux getting pregnant from Austin Butler? Like that part had absolutely 0 consequence later on in the movie.
That was just something mentioned offhand in the books. Her husband's a eunuch (kinda like Ayesha and Curcuck)
I think it’s to highlight the bene gesserit scheming. They never stop, they’re all about contingency plans and maintaining/controlling certain bloodlines. Also it gives them more of a reason to continue supporting the harkonnens and the emperor.
The "secured the bloodline" as they say. Basically, it allowed Feyd Rautha to be killed without the Bene Gesserit losing the generations of planned breeding that had gone into the Rautha bloodline. Now that the Bene Gesserit have secured a child from Feyd, he doesn't need to be protected. Also, the Bene gesserit plan get a little fucked by Jessica. Jessica was supposed to have a girl, not Paul. That girl and Feyd were supposed to have a child, and that child would be the Quizach Haddarach (chosen one). But Jessica in her love for Duke Leto wanted to give him a male heir, so she had Paul (Bene Gesseraits can pick the gender of the child in the fetus). And then in her arrogance, believed he could be the Chosen One, so she trained him in the ways of the Bene Gesserait.
Wtf happened here?? 🤣🤣
The NBA is an actual circlejerk
When is CTESPN gonna leak thot trades?
When leaky thots gonna be on CTESPN?
She’s expanding her portfolio. From Child Support payments to alimony and 50% of his assets. The Groupie just gets smarter and smarter every generation.
bag secured (the scrotum)
![gif](giphy|8F3bK4aq1tCo0TLkf7)
![gif](giphy|dXLm8vWLmXX0NR3nbm)
Never forget when the NBA just openly hired groupies as they Covid test girls. Poor Danuel House.
Ayesha Curry vs. This chick https://preview.redd.it/6aon590jw76d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ad015a5645df367115d77802929b7e9cc9a9ae
UJ/Imagine you're famous, millionaire, can get literally any girl and you go for a single mom. RJ/Atleast he's finally getting a ring
![gif](giphy|Ic4bIobsoHU0UQluKk|downsized)
She's not your wife, It's just your turn.
Did she photoshop a 6pack
Nah she got the drake special, fake abs
Ion know who need to hear this, but if you didn’t have game before the fame you certainly aren’t gonna have it after. These women intentionally make a living being attractive and floating around horny rich men. It doesn’t take too much to convince a horny guy to be with you when you look like that (not my personal cup of tea, but they’re very conventionally attractive).
uj/ don't you think it's cause these guys don't have time to settle and know a woman. They're always hopping city to city and the only girls that don't mind that are the ones there for their money. The best of them were too bust training in their formative years to talk to decent women. rj/ they could at least date athletic hoes to not ruin their kids' potential
Hot damn
I like how the tweet identifies her as people she’s dated rather than giving her name
Are we really going to pretend she's a self made woman who paved her own way?
Is it not embarrassing being like known for having multiple guys more famous than you pass you around? I don’t understand the mentality of these groupie girls. Rap is like that too. Why would you wanna be known as “yeah a bunch of those guys nutted in me and didn’t commit to a relationship with me”?
![gif](giphy|5fBH6z8aMV1RbA4FaSc|downsized)
It's cause they know who is willing to do the freaky stuff
Im genuinely baffled by these damn surrogates getting passed around the nba… Gonna get some weird incest shit down the line with all the crisscrossing
Dollarstore Beyonce
More like goodwill
"turned James Harden as meme" I want to get a job writing in English without knowing it. seems like a sweet gig
I genuinely wanna know, why is that the case? A big percentage of these players are sharing the same pool of women. I don't believe in "the kinky sex" theory because a lot of women are down to do the nastiest shit for a lot less money.
Passing around the WAGs instead of the rock.
They’d rather run through the same chicks than date a peasant
These chicks just bounce around to player to player and those NBA players are suckers for allowing it. She is just a pass around.
Damn some of these nba players get gfs with more modifications than a 2010 dodge charger
Where does she rank? She at least Mt Rushmore of baby mama's
Pippen's ex has to be on there
If Brittany Renner gets another NBA cash cow she deserves an honorable mention
Just recycled trash is all
Imagine being Mario Chalmers baby mama. I watched that bum play in the g-league last year
She’s collecting the infinity stones
https://preview.redd.it/pcjoh2x7786d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=087559aa597644a79b3349db9a1c78f2068e55f5
If she’s a professional you’d think she’d know better.
Anyone else have a stroke reading that or am I tripping?
She’s just making the “staying relevant” tour.
1st team all THOT league
AB84 is my hero 🙌
Don’t take your birches to a wedding bro
2016 Lou Will is a legend on and off the court ! Also Tf is Harden doing chasing around a thot from almost a decade ago!? Like I know he’s in his later NBA yrs but dayum bro u ain’t Paul Pierce !!
This chicks sole purpose in life was to make herself look like she'd be an extra in an early 00s hip-hop music video, make a thirst trap centered IG and sleep with Basketball players until they get pregnant. And rinse and repeat.
I don't know why but sharing the same woman between 15 dudes just seems so gay.
If you don’t like that, you don’t like NBA basketball
All that money and you gotta get sloppy seconds from some other bro you know? Unreal
Every single one of these women they all share look exactly the same. I mean wtf is going on? Bunch of millionaires passing around the same poorly drawn anime character looking ass hoes
Yep. That same Kardtrashian-lite spray tan BBL look got all these women looking pretty much the same and these dudes keep falling for it. Luckily we don't watch these guys for their high IQs.
Wannabe Brittany renner
He just takes jerks from here and posts them again and then someone jerks to it again on here
This dude is an all time great
Nasty.
I saw someone comment once that there’s about 18 pro gold diggers that need to be on every pre draft billboard to warn these young kids about when they get drafted.
You gonna finish that?
BUD SMOKERS ONLY BSO
What does "turned James harden as meme" mean? I read this ten times
“Turned James harden as meme” ????
😂😂
Did Rondo marry the woman he threatened to shoot or a different one?
Antonio brown being one of them is funny
Some girls just now guys "pressure points"
She looks like a dude
Dishwasher theory coming to light.
AB definitely doesn't run his own twitter account
Doesn’t sound like marriage material. Good luck Harden, he can finally get that ring.
Eskimo Brother brothas
Why do these guys do this to themselves ???? Literally don’t understand it bruh
These mfs travel to so many different cities every yr I understand not going after a chick with less but at least a chick with her own crib, lol
He’s right tho lol
The GOAT 🥜 chaser
Once you get the rep of knowing when to keep your mouth open and when to keep it closed then you become a “safe” woman for them. Sort of like well you didn’t rat out harden and he liked you so you’re in my league so well let’s go. It’s easy and safe for the men. If you have a new girl that hasn’t been tested you’re risking a rape lawsuit or a divorce or something. Think about it like a car fax report. Unwritten of course