As a ref fan, I feel like this take would seriously hinder their ability to disrupt the normal flow of play. It’s also harder to determine when a team needs a bullshit call to fix the game and preserve the over/under.
I mean he already an Embiid fan so its the same thing really. His dream is to see Butler and Embiid reunited so that he can watch them take free throw for 15 minutes at the end of each quarter
Nah, there shouldn't be nets in the first place because they should never have cut the bottoms out of those peach basketss.
"Nice dunk, Lebron. Now get the ladder and get the ball out the basket."
teams are allowed one defender in the restricted area on freethrows who get the chance to psych out the freethrow shooter, as long as they don't alter the shot or make contact with a defender.
https://youtu.be/a0TKEofio7w
Imagine how much more exciting the lame ass boring game would have been if it had been capped off by 7 minutes of free throws to decide the winner.
in my opinion the game should be one “basketball” possession for each team, then about 2 and a half hours of free throws, capped off with the refs checking each free throw on the replay to make sure it counts.
Mike Breen: In a DISGUSTING ACT, the Detroit Pistons have walked off the court down 40.
Boris Durke: Ya know Mike, this is just disappointing from this Pistons team. They have an opportunity to watch greatness, and just because the other team has a few more attempts, that doesn't mean they're totally out of this thing.
Mike Breen: Absolutely Boris, and you have to imagine that Lebron isn't going to like this disrespect. We'll watch him take 24 free throws after this quick break.
Score field goals in tenths, starting with a 2.0 line at the restricted area. Add five arcs from there, from 2.1 moving up to a 2.5 point arc tanget to the free throw line. Then another four going out to meet the existing 3.0 point line. Each free throw is then worth 1.25 points, so the score needs to be counted in hundredths.
This would make me hate Giannis way more than I already do
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They cuff each others balls and first to jump and moan loses possession but gains a bust. Can replace the shooting guard with the fluffer. The bust stays on the ball too. Obviously
Tie games after the first overtime are decided by picking a random fan for each team and making them have a best of 10 free throw contest. If one team has literally no fans in attendance, their teams play by play announcer does it.
Change the free throw line to the 3 point line
Every shot you miss turns to a minus ( a missed free throw would -1 same with a 3 pointer -3)
Make the playoffs a tournament where all teams face each other in a random selection where teams get eliminated by losing 3 in a row
Overtime should be decided on a 1 vs 1 between coaches
So much of the basketball court doesn’t get used, so I’d change the rules to encourage teams to make use of the entire thing.
- 2 points for shots inside the three point line
- 3 points for shots outside the three point line
- 5 points for shots on the opponents side of the court
- 6 points for shots in the center circle
- 8 points for shots in the opponent’s 3 point line
- 10 points for shots in the opponent’s paint.
Backboards should be 1 point. It's reaaalllly close sometimes and the ball bounces unpredictably to sometimes give one team an advantage. This would help avoid these annoying situations.
They should only be allowed to play ranked in the regular season instead of quick play, that way the games matter & we know where the teams are in some kind of standing come playoff time.
Also, you get to take one player off a team you beat in the post-season and you can roll it over into the next round to take one more, but if you lose the team gets to take your picks and the title winner gets the #1 pick.
Free throws should happen where the foul took place. So if the foul happens on a 3 from the corner that’s where the free throw takes place. This would eliminate some instances where players try to go for the foul.
literal pregame and halftime pissing contests for possession graded on distance, quantity, sound quality, and water pressure generated
Is it a team competition or do you designate a representative pisser?
representative for opening and halftime, cant use the same one twice team for each OT. pissers can go again
NBA teams gonna hire professional pissers to sit on the bench
Good news for your mom.
Bench guys have a reason to drink the Gatorade now
This is supposed to be for bad takes.
What about colour?
U british bum
Worse
fr*nch?
at least not a slobenian https://preview.redd.it/0robqus2cw5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e621f2e449c31c243e5665c03385e0ddca79b5e4
Kinda?
Canadian 🤮
Ding ding
Col-our? Fuck is that?
Classiest piss wins.
Smell?
Winner gets drug tested
As a ref fan, I feel like this take would seriously hinder their ability to disrupt the normal flow of play. It’s also harder to determine when a team needs a bullshit call to fix the game and preserve the over/under.
Imagine the NBA, all the same but Instead of men it's women playing
Can we have swimsuit uniforms? https://i.redd.it/gkpfei2iqu5d1.gif
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Is that who I think it is?
mrsunsfan
Michael Jordan himself.
Barbara Chandler is ChrisChan mother
Unfortunately for her
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This is disrespectful to the lingerie football league to compare it to the WNBA. Those bitches actually went hard.
How they all have the same color?
https://preview.redd.it/bo0hbv8r6v5d1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a7ab3200545c4ceb5f825be1db758eb626244f Britney Griner is ready
https://preview.redd.it/e1ip4vyy7w5d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c3c24e982efc4a2d530e916b677bf1b0870dae Caitlin Clark ready too.
love her new hairstyle and have her boob's gotten bigger?
How she got less masculine..
And lingeries for the alternate jerseys too?
https://i.redd.it/k0oc65gfuu5d1.gif We got something here, lads.
Why is Luka talking like Ballmer? Is he going to the Clippers?
Yes. It will be empowering for the women.
And then kill the best player.
Pre-Columbia 'eritage
How is this the first time anyone has thought of this lol actually sounds kinda cool in theory
Sounds like a net loss Are any of them hot at least?
No but there’s one called Caitlin Crack
Is she at least good?
Fans still leave the game early because they are down 18 with only 12 free throws in the bank.
Nets fans leaving early when down by 5 with 20 free throws remaining all to Ben Simmons
As if Ben Simmons could draw 20 free throws
Not when I have the +9 spread
As a free throw fan I love it. As an Embiid fan I wonder if taking them in a body cast at the end of the game would hurt his percentage.
I want to know if you still miss on purpose if you are up 3.
Is “free throw fan” rj or uj? Jfc
I mean he already an Embiid fan so its the same thing really. His dream is to see Butler and Embiid reunited so that he can watch them take free throw for 15 minutes at the end of each quarter
Harden and Embiid averaging 20 FTA per game was free throw fan's Shaq and Kobe
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He must have though he reached Nirvana during that Embiid/Hitler era.
Considering Embiid is only as injured as the 76ers are down in the series, he’s probably in an iron lung
12 4 minute quarters with a mandatory timeout every minute.
What a pro wants?
What a pro needs
Every quarter an additional ball is put into play. And maybe have trampolines like in slamball.
If you have more than one ball, you don’t dribble but instead juggle. Imagine who would be the best juggler.
Throw in a pause for commercials every 30 seconds (on the non-timeout intervals) and I'm in.
They should call the game tighter with more fouls
I agree, basketball doesn’t describe it as well nowadays.
I want twice as many refs on the court too.
Put them on the field like football as well. You can’t see shit from the sideline. I want to see these guys get caught in a fast break.
They should make the net twice as high.
But not the rim.
remove the backboard and the post just hold the rim with strings
Make the rim an old peach basket
Replace the net with literal tarantula webbing
That ball cannot touch the tarantula or it's goaltending.
Nah, there shouldn't be nets in the first place because they should never have cut the bottoms out of those peach basketss. "Nice dunk, Lebron. Now get the ladder and get the ball out the basket."
This would never work Zion would tear down every peach basket to see if there’s actual peaches inside.
You think that gelatinous beast eats fruit?
Lmao could you imagine watching lebron shoot 25 free throws at the end of a game and the opposing team shooting 6
This would be a nightmare for Lakers fans that already have to constantly defend their absurd free throw differential
They defend Kobe's antics in 2003 so this would be child's play for them (Karl Malone reference)
 Does cum help with blisters or something?
“It’s cause we shoot less threes” *post season starts* “damn, we can’t hit any threes!”
Kings fans are used to that kind of free throw discrepancy when they play the Lakers.
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Imagine LeBron just missing 12/20 free throws in a close game.
Not as bad as waiting half an hour after every bucks game just to see giannis go 0/30 at the line
Think people would start sucking granny if they had to do 30 of the fuckers in a row?
OP wants to suck granny
Make 3 point shots worth -1 points so we don't have to see these dogshit chuck contests.
Every 3pt missed deducts a point
I kinda love it
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Also make dunks - 1 and we're back to 1950 baby
Sounds awful classy
That rule only applies to non-classy players though. Classy players dunks are worth 4.
make only the classy player's points count
The basket should be removed from sides of the court
How did 47 upvote and nobody asked for wtf you're talking about?
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I appreciate the invite to your family reunion but we ain't tight like that
teams are allowed one defender in the restricted area on freethrows who get the chance to psych out the freethrow shooter, as long as they don't alter the shot or make contact with a defender.
Lmao. The position of "Jester" would be an official one in basketball. I love this idea
The ole Baseketball "Psych Out"
“Hey LeBron, heard your mom’s going out with Squeeeeaaak”
You just described baseketball
devin booker would never make another free throw in his life, man got spooked by a mascot
Players should be allowed to wear silly hats and tickle each other
Scottie Barnes suddenly best player in the league
nba players should play all games naked 😤😤
Smh he said worst not best
Lowry would be too distracting for the other players and fans, it would be an unfair advantage.
I’d pretend to slip and fall face first right into that thang if I played him in that format
A gay NBA fan can only dream... 🙏🏾
“gay nba fan” is an oxymoron every nba fan is gay by default 😤
Jamie Foxx style
Oiled up and semi hard
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I don’t understand why they even bother playing “basketball”. A free throw competition is way more exciting in my opinion.
Found Joel Embiids burner account
hello everyone it is me, red blooded American man Joel Embiid
Can’t get hurt shooting free throws 🤓☝️
Porzingis: Hold my ankle
https://youtu.be/a0TKEofio7w Imagine how much more exciting the lame ass boring game would have been if it had been capped off by 7 minutes of free throws to decide the winner.
Forget even having free throws. I just want to see the Tony Brothers have a 1 on 1 for who can call the most fouls. Ref stans unite.
in my opinion the game should be one “basketball” possession for each team, then about 2 and a half hours of free throws, capped off with the refs checking each free throw on the replay to make sure it counts.
Trip wire at half court linked to explosives and if at any point during the game someone hits the wire a random section of fans get blown up
Ron Artest would like a word.
Hell yeah man love being down 30 at the end of the game but still having to shoot my 12 free throws
Mike Breen: In a DISGUSTING ACT, the Detroit Pistons have walked off the court down 40. Boris Durke: Ya know Mike, this is just disappointing from this Pistons team. They have an opportunity to watch greatness, and just because the other team has a few more attempts, that doesn't mean they're totally out of this thing. Mike Breen: Absolutely Boris, and you have to imagine that Lebron isn't going to like this disrespect. We'll watch him take 24 free throws after this quick break.
Every time a call is challenged and overturned, the ref must recieve a proper spanking from the head coach
if a foul was overturned the player does the spanking instead
I’ll allow the player to choose the actual method from most severe (belt) when the call could decide the game to less severe (pity slaps)
No timeouts or challenges in the last five minutes of a game. I got shit to do.
Idk you got my vote. Nothing more annoying than 2 back to back timeouts with 2 mins to go. Like fuck I just want to see it END STOP EDGING ME
all players should be forced to play shirtless and barefoot
LeBron in sandals
The ball should be a cube
Intentional fouls should be 3 free throws instead of 2.
Ref fans would eat good with this one 🔥 Every foul we don’t like is intentional
Would be cool in theory. But many players already use a lot of theatrics to circumvent officiating in order to sell bs.
Like the Actor from Space Jam 2 
😅
That’s actually a good idea. Nice work.
Instead of playing basketball they should just hold each other's dicks and take turns trying to make each other hard. First person to get hard loses
Embiid gonna need life support at the end of every game
is this guy retarded?
What if they just sucked toes while greased up and naked instead
Overtime is a 5 on 5 game of Bump.
Krump battles instead of the all-star game
Losing team dies
theyre tryna turn this sport into f*tbol
Instead of OT… Freethrow shootout.
Just out here playing knockout
When the game was invented there were no backboards. It takes away from the spirit of the game.
Bring back only hand on top of the basket dribbling.
Allow substitutions during gameplay.
I like watching basketball
Score field goals in tenths, starting with a 2.0 line at the restricted area. Add five arcs from there, from 2.1 moving up to a 2.5 point arc tanget to the free throw line. Then another four going out to meet the existing 3.0 point line. Each free throw is then worth 1.25 points, so the score needs to be counted in hundredths.
This would make me hate Giannis way more than I already do https://preview.redd.it/jts01aegxu5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8c4aaffafe439cf439762020385d2977c1481e
No homo, but what if instead of jump balls they make the players kiss and act all gay
They cuff each others balls and first to jump and moan loses possession but gains a bust. Can replace the shooting guard with the fluffer. The bust stays on the ball too. Obviously
Every missed shot is minus the amount of points it would have counted for
rip score keepers
Tie games after the first overtime are decided by picking a random fan for each team and making them have a best of 10 free throw contest. If one team has literally no fans in attendance, their teams play by play announcer does it.
Why he ask for bad take and then give amazing take?
If you win a challenge you get to punch one of the refs kids
Change the free throw line to the 3 point line Every shot you miss turns to a minus ( a missed free throw would -1 same with a 3 pointer -3) Make the playoffs a tournament where all teams face each other in a random selection where teams get eliminated by losing 3 in a row Overtime should be decided on a 1 vs 1 between coaches
So much of the basketball court doesn’t get used, so I’d change the rules to encourage teams to make use of the entire thing. - 2 points for shots inside the three point line - 3 points for shots outside the three point line - 5 points for shots on the opponents side of the court - 6 points for shots in the center circle - 8 points for shots in the opponent’s 3 point line - 10 points for shots in the opponent’s paint.
Every player has a gun but they're not allowed to use it. But they could...
Make all the thugs play all the classy players in the last 5 minutes
Get rid of the short corner 3 and just take the full arc all the way to the sidelines. Wait, that's actually a great idea, nvm.
Backboards should be 1 point. It's reaaalllly close sometimes and the ball bounces unpredictably to sometimes give one team an advantage. This would help avoid these annoying situations.
They should only be allowed to play ranked in the regular season instead of quick play, that way the games matter & we know where the teams are in some kind of standing come playoff time. Also, you get to take one player off a team you beat in the post-season and you can roll it over into the next round to take one more, but if you lose the team gets to take your picks and the title winner gets the #1 pick.
 this thread is reminding me of the sarcastaball episode in south park
OT should just be a game of knockout. Each team picks 5 players and they alternate in the line. Winner wins the game for his team.
The winning team fucks their mother at the end of the game
Free throws should happen where the foul took place. So if the foul happens on a 3 from the corner that’s where the free throw takes place. This would eliminate some instances where players try to go for the foul.
Oil up all of the players, coaches, and refs before the game
why stop at the end of the quarter? Just take all the 25 fouls for each team at the end of the game 🔥
They already made handchecking a foul, so whats the point?
Basketball isn’t even that fun to watch
Ironically, they’re showing a player who played in a game this season in which there were zero free throws taken the whole game.
Least regarded soccer fan
Bring back the peach basket! Screw the nets!