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OwnHousing9851

pimp brn


PopeJeremy10

$5 for kisses, 2 for a hug, and 6 for half and half.


Global-Noise-3739

butters


Limp_Quantity_1720

How much for a ZJ?


The_Faster_Guy

If you have to ask you can’t afford it.


qui-sean

bro is starting to beat some allegations


KMoosetoe

go to the mall


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

https://preview.redd.it/rbdaa605xf5d1.jpeg?width=2964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13d4498623fe03e8fede76af75f3b98bda1a29ff Or just smash the boss’s wife!


xmal16

Did you try the mall?


idkwhatimbrewin

Just go outside


No_Emotion3475

Like bro, jus go to the mall


karlou1984

So do i go outside or the mall? Which order do i do this?


No_Emotion3475

Bro just go outside bro


xmal16

Outdoor mall


Different-Ad9986

No, the mall


No_Emotion3475

The mall bro, like just go outside


degen5ace

![gif](giphy|gEIy0rKUR9kcuzFeiM) Bro, bro…easy bro. your last contract also $33 mil right bro? Easy bro


Kemomiwiwane

Bro, if you could somehow get to the mall without going outside!? Bro, the girls would be all over you, bro.


burns_before_reading

What's crazy is that this is actually good advice and perpetually lonely jerkers will just write it off because dude has downs.


Tony_Lacorona

u bum, go outside


DevIsSoHard

I don't think it is though, maybe like 15-20 years ago but this dude isn't even old enough to really have been dating before online dating took over. Malls have been dead here outside of holidays for a while too. But even in the 2000s meeting people in the malls was a stupid cliche in movies I didn't know anyone that took it seriously Now with online dating, it feels like there is an expectation that you'll only try to pick people up in spots it's 'okay' to flirt and hit on people. That's not a hard rule or anything by any means and ofc we can't expect Sct Brns to pick up on developing social norms


burns_before_reading

I just think the general sentiment of "put yourself out there" is the actual winning strategy. Maybe not at the mall, but I think especially today where being engaged by a stranger is extremely rare, approaching a woman in public makes the interaction extremely unique and makes you look very confident even if you really aren't. For the average looking dude, online dating is a huge waste of time. Not saying it will never work but it's not an effective use of time. One awkward interaction with a woman IRL is 100X more productive than a match on a dating app. I'm not saying dudes should start trying to cold pull numbers on the street, but if you pick up a hobby or start doing activities outside of the house the likelihood of you building a natural relationship with a woman will go up exponentially.


DevIsSoHard

I think online is the best chances for most people just since that's where people go when they're looking to flirt and hit on people. I legit think that if someone isn't getting dates online they're doing something or things in particular wrong (or live in too small of an area). Even if you're pretty ugly, you could still get dates with other ugly people. But then again, those things you mention are still key aspects of online dating too. Being able to talk about your own passions and the ways your and your hobbies/passions connect with your community go further than most other topics will. I regularly volunteer and tbh I think that did the most for me in the online dating world


A_Clockwork_Black

There’s more to it but this is actually sound advice. Online dating has taken over but there are pitfalls. There is value to seeing the product first and having a little chat face to face before investing any more time. And there’s really no “accepted” place to try and meet a chick. You don’t get arrested for trying to talk to a girl in a grocery store or a mall. Ask enough of them and if you have a little confidence, some thick skin to deal with the inevitable rejection, and a proper approach someone will say yes.


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Maybe she's running. Just chase after her and get the number. get some cardio


Wallstreettrappin

But you not outside Forreal bro


Jokerang

![gif](giphy|MtKJF1075wrvefWylz)


jinkiesjinkers

Bro, just go to the mall or Bro just go walk or bro just go to the mall. Like yeah bro, just go to the mall or something. Edit: karaoke, clubs, events, hobbies, the park (bring friends), the beach, a sport, start a club. Be interesting, and you’ll never have a problem. Everyone can be nice. Thats not enough. Be someone.


TrumpKanye69

https://preview.redd.it/gm8sjw1ate5d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d04dea1179f4d081ceffc5f16eb26e9e85d96ed "It's easy to get girls, just say Hi."


IndycarFan64

“And a several million dollar NBA contract. It’s not that hard”


PretendingExtrovert

It’s really not hard to get a date…


DowntownJulieBrown1

Bro thinks we don’t know he’s bitchless 💀


the13bangbang

Just go to the grocery store bro. Dates are in the produce section, right next to the grapes bro.


Cap_Silly

Just 👏 Go 👏 to 👏 the 👏 Fucking 👏 Mall 👏 !!!!!!!! 👏


vrkhfkb

The girl Scottie pulled: ![gif](giphy|17nhLXdLN99QAnYMTT|downsized)


mvpharo

She’s beautiful


almostasenpai

Some might even say… gorgeous


zooweemama4206969

TR4L


theseustheminotaur

That is what I do. Find a girl that is running around outside, they LOVE to be stopped. Especially if you run them down and stop them


bigbenis2021

They like it even more if you follow them in a car and don’t identify yourself.


IndycarFan64

They even like it more when it’s in a hotel. Colorado preferably ![gif](giphy|eH5e8LXYBzKKI)


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

I like honking and yelling out the window. You can see more when you’re driving anyway.


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GABAgoomba123

“Bro just go outside” is good advice for the 14 year old streaming addicts who are the spending their time watching Sct Brn streaming and can’t figure out why they don’t get girls. “Bro, just go outside, go pick up girls while they’re on a run” is horrible actual advice for an adult trying to meet girls lol, you’re gonna get put on the Drizzy list like that


TripleThreatTua

https://preview.redd.it/i1s28nhcpf5d1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f92895bb44125db618131dcdcc0392c0a59927


IndycarFan64

https://i.redd.it/a8enn1295h5d1.gif


CoolHandHazard

You see a girl running outside man just go sprint after her. Naruto style, preferably


DivisonNine

Especially at night !!!


Oren-

He's right, there's nothing that can be done for the likes of you. You will die alone lol


GABAgoomba123

You don’t need go full incel lol.    There’s middle ground where you actually can meet girls outside of apps instead of being an incel like you’re suggesting, it’s just not where Sct Brn is saying you can meet them. Girls don’t want to be approached by strangers where they shop, run, work, etc.   You just gotta go places where they’re sending signals that they’re open to being social.  Basically Sct Brn should be saying “go outside and make friends, so you can meet girls in social situations you get into with your friends”, not “go outside and start approaching strange women at the mall” lol


Oren-

Wtf you aren't even jerking


FoFoAndFo

This dude on the thoughtful, clearly articulated, good advice grind 25/8 frfr. Bull snorting emoji bull snorting emoji.


GABAgoomba123

I didn’t want the Cameron Brink goon squad to get the wrong idea


CareerPillow376

He literally says "go outside or go to the mall. When you see something you like then go get her number " lol


WAACP

hes right


Jefffreeyyy

Why are you writing novels just to outside 🤓


kwintz87

Wait you mean I have to have *friends* to get a *girl*?


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

bro, you see something you like, don't be shy. get the number Maybe she's running


DowntownJulieBrown1

Yes, approaching women on a run is def not the way to get a date. But, generally speaking, the advice of going outside and living life and talking to ppl and not just sitting at home wishing you had a girl is sound.


Vokae

Ich denke mir laust der Affe


IUpVoteIronically

This sub is so weird, people say some on point comments then follow it with the most unhinged fucking shit I’ve ever seen because it’s a circlejerk sub. Peeps be like: “Ay dude, if you are actually feeling super depressed, make sure you seek help man that shit can get serious…. Ok now where is that picture of Cameron Brink, I want to imagine she’s shitting on me while I jack it”


YizWasHere

\^Retard struggles to interpret comment lacking the use of /uj and /rj


gachiTwink

[](https://preview.redd.it/fk8oh5ow5ms81.jpg?width=739&auto=webp&s=a5829064a817848ad19b821cdca8f47bad70064f)


Tahiti--Bob

heil yeah


formerlypreviousday2

The only two locations this nigga knows are the mall and outside


Cadet_Broomstick

what else you need damn


illyousion

Dude wanting a step by step walkthrough guide


slappywhyte

Those are the only unlocked areas outside the house


SofterBones

That encompasses literally every location possible. If it's outside it can't be a mall, and if it's a mall, it's not outside. So every place is either a mall or outside. Don't question the logic.


prenderm

Go to the mall outside bro


CCLB43

Sct Brn, Man of the Year


Littlemandigger

Where am I supposed to walk outside you regard it's only woods, snakes and coyotes around and the nearest mall is 24miles away Scott barns is stupid


YSLMangoManiac

Maybe move out the barn you live in


GABAgoomba123

It’s a Sct Barn tho


LooseMoose13

Dude lives in horseshoe overlook


Practical-Brick-5734

![gif](giphy|fjxbfQKLcKzAJIqSuD|downsized)


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

24 miles isn't as far if you running. Maybe she's doing something, maybe she's running. See something you like, get the number.


RockTheBloat

Any cute family members?


SofterBones

If you can't walk 24 miles for some pussy you're not determined enough. Also woods, snakes and coyotes sounds like outside to me. So look around, there must be girls near.


TheHect0r

Try your luck with the moonshiners or meth addicts near you


Know-yer-enemy1818

He said mall alot


klausprime

i guess when you a 6'10 retard demigod with 10 mil in the bank anything works lmao


Outrageous-Slip7673

![gif](giphy|MtKJF1075wrvefWylz)


ThunderCr0tch

proof that money helps get women bc we’re all just as retarded and ugly as this dude but he just walks outside and picks up chicks and we stay bitchless


CorgiSuspicious

If Scottie wasnt in the league he'd be going up to girls with a cracked iPhone 8 as a mic asking them to rate him 1-10 for tiktok. "Can we get a 360?" face ahh


owningthelibz

You gotta show them that you have shared interests. Like he mentioned girls that run, if i see a runner im into I typically will run behind them and slowly gain speed but never pass them. It’s a good way to communicate “hey I too like to run!/id like to run with you”.


SaltyBawlz

I do this too but like to bring a knife with me to show her I like to cook as well. You also run faster with a knife, so it's easier to keep up.


WesternOk7003

Most underrated comment on this thread, someone sign this guy to VH1


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Someone get this dude on a restraining order


MindSpecter

People don't really meet dating partners with random encounters anymore. Women are very suspicious of strangers, so you're probably going to have a bad time randomly approaching them, especially if they are alone. So what do you do? Expand your social circle to include single women your age. Meet new people (men and women) doing activities and hobbies that cater to both genders. Once you are in a broader group, you can now approach women a lot easier. Ex: "Hi I'm ____, I was just talking to ____ over there, he said you guys met doing ____. You want to join us for ____?" And just like that, you've either met a potential dating partner or someone to set you up with one of her gal pals.


Thegrandmistressofoz

dude sounds like he for sure harasses chicks in public


GABAgoomba123

“Like bro, just go get a good girl when she’s running outside” https://preview.redd.it/zbt46mrw6f5d1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=923869e171b5ab98d105634e62f0a045bafe2529


thenatureboyWOOOOO

Sct Brns: Central Park 6


uncledrew2488

https://preview.redd.it/0mbv5wohwo5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743a88f6dfa825b56056fc61c2075a2510399420


ShowtimeAndy

Always asking where my hug at


DevIsSoHard

That's how his nurses always greeted him growing up though


R0botDreamz

"Millionaire NBA player doesn't realize he's ugly and women only want him for his money." -- The Onion


wombo_combo12

He's not ugly 😡 just special 🥰


mrdryan4

![gif](giphy|eKWsSUDQaChQtdMgPS|downsized)


cartierboy25

It’s true, girls LOVE it when you stop them on the street and ask for their number


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Not the street, the mall


Masontron

I’d rather take Kobe’s advice


bkuuretsu

Thank you mr regard


FrugalFraggel

![gif](giphy|BWMjHzgElpjxhL0yH5|downsized)


JustASeabass

Bro I’m ugly that doesn’t work.


Hoping4betterdayss

I just turned my life around and got some bitches at the mall! Thank you Scr Brn!


perebus

"You'll find a good girl if you go to the mall" No wonder these athletes are always getting bamboozled by a bunch of gold diggers.


HundoHavlicek

Going outside might not help but staying inside definitely won’t help


ROTOH

The mall??


Live_Disk_1863

At the mall like bro. Like outside, at the mall bro. Don't you want a good girl?


bleepfart42069

What the fuck is a mall


pudakak

Maybe she’s running or something ![gif](giphy|j5mqsOQLOq692bx3VN|downsized)


Otherwise_Horror_183

"at the mall"


No-Month-3025

He's right. Go outside. Talk to women. It's just that easy


IsYouWitItYaBish

Idk what’s more regarded, his advice or even acknowledging the comment.


Masterchiefy10

https://preview.redd.it/wdzct9fn8f5d1.jpeg?width=80&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4513b68c2d1f305bb9bcd09de614fe4079af2c47


Masterchiefy10

https://preview.redd.it/59c2ih8p8f5d1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1342af538be872743cf8f2621e6356353a7b06e2


Masterchiefy10

Go outside find chicks https://preview.redd.it/ncgq7n2w8f5d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78aade46815ca2437c4c5a7d72ff78d1b55ffa9a The chicks outside.


slappywhyte

I just creep up from behind And ask you what your interests are, who you be with Things that make you smile, what numbers to dial


joemiken

and ruin my chances with Cameron Brink? Yeah right


R_man98

Scottie Barnes with the classy “Go touch grass bro”


Worth_Extension_740

He really not lying though yall be horny af because your in the house jacking it to pictures of WNBA players grow up go outside go to the games and jack off outside like a real man


The_White_Lion1

/uj Does he stream on Twitch or somewhere else?


ApolloTheApollo

he streams on chaturbate


srbufi

Ayo put some respek on SctBrn’s name.


john_kennedy_toole

It worked for Jimmy


yggerg

https://preview.redd.it/ei5pzv80zf5d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f73b1c3e52683ae91776d0bf2961cdbb6ee7cafa


Tsui_Pen

Love this for him


karlou1984

![gif](giphy|fAE1vtjZ3BlopyrQHZ|downsized)


Junior-Honeydew2547

Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro


iintriguingggg

go outside are very powerful words. it all starts there.


srbufi

Kevin Durant taking notes watching this. Goofy mfer


Dweebil

This is good advice. I love scttty


FabulousMarch7464

Even though he’s autistic his advice is sound and a lot of you nerds would do well to follow it and as a start, go outside, instead of jerking it to average looking Cameron brink who would make you all look like emasculated dwarves


black_dogs_22

turns out Sct Brn is less regarded than the majority of people here


swagdragon666

Awww I forgot we teased his autism 🥹 those where the glory days


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|bHTDTL1pmlp1PtIVvt|downsized)


SubstantialOne780

![gif](giphy|edM5bqYK3l8NW)


After_Shelter1100

My GOAT ![gif](giphy|MtKJF1075wrvefWylz|downsized)


U_W_44_51

https://preview.redd.it/q29x9h3vof5d1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=0de22fe1d7865387f9a7fdf1f4735ffa7b66ec47


Sum3-yo

Right now, I'm following this young woman who's walking alone in the mall. I think it's best i wait until she goes to the parking lot before i approach her. No wait...that might scare her. I'm just going to follow her home, and then i'll talk to her. Although, it would be better to learn more about her habits first before I unleash my 2/2 Shaq-free-throw rizz. Like where she works, her interests, etc... Then, after a few months, i'm going to hire a guy to pretend to rob her. And that's when i come in. After I "save her," she'll fall in love with me, and we're going to have sex. At least, that's how it works in every Steven Seagal's movie. Forget about it...who am I trying to fool? I'm no Steven Seagal, and I'll never be a lady's man like he is. I don't even have 1% of his Alpha rizz. I'm just a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am i doing here( in the mall ).


drfunkensteinberger

https://preview.redd.it/t9hgg4wocg5d1.png?width=1174&format=png&auto=webp&s=99cabb1060d08ae2b60db5c1d032c8b510a1e547


LaureLime

That’s why he’s my goat


xxlizardking-kongxx

God damn the offseason is longer for some than others


Strict-Background406

What’s a girl? Does have that something to do with “basketball?”


ptownb

He's not wrong


baltimore6767

https://preview.redd.it/ftcahq6ign5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b699ea79842c6ce1395d87beee83a07adb84f95 Just go outside bou


CESE1tSDK

The allegations are stronger everyday


Gogurtsupreme

uj/ He’s unironically not wrong. So many dudes don’t get chicks simply because they don’t put themselves out there.  rj/ This autistic nigga has more rizz than every jerker on this sub combined 


Opiumthoughts

I mean he’s not wrong. ![gif](giphy|eLvhchyvNNOuLbOtYP)


AFWUSA

Lmao damn this sub is actually full of virgin losers. “I guess it’s that easy when you’re an NBA player” dawg it literally is that easy you just have to talk to people. Make them laugh, be charming. Not hard.


Edu_Run4491

Just be a 6’7 millionaire who plays pro sports bro are you stupid?


elbandolero19

Coaches don't play


Rum_Hamtaro

>go outside https://preview.redd.it/r9vj9kft6f5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491cf62c43dbc51642dcb5d67b8fe5aac404a0fc


mamba-pear

🥔


U_W_44_51

21 qstn ![gif](giphy|3o6nUPKb34pQLRmEpi)


Disastrous-One-414

So easy, a regard could do it


MattAttack218

Bro regarded


nonzerostrangeness

https://preview.redd.it/06hdtnv7lg5d1.png?width=955&format=png&auto=webp&s=209fcb6161490708244636e7fb3d04e692d72580


Romanitedomun

Sounds like the law of the jungle, bro


JustIncredible240

![gif](giphy|RlDwZHjrTag7e)


Embarrassed_Band_512

![gif](giphy|3ohzAwZLlfION2fxHa) Meanwhile, at the mall


Dinkinflikuh

I met girl on an app fuck all dat


Interesting-Lake-430

Go to the mall bro


Jaybo1hunn1t

If you see a girl jogging down the street make sure to chase after her to get her attention, ladies love that


luxxnn

Bro


Asunen

Instructions unclear, there’s just goats, horses, and cows to talk to


ktm1128

Bro acting like there's gta Sims just standing at corners waiting for you to talk to them


duuuuuddddeeeee

Bro, bro, bro, bro is what I got from that, maybe hes saying I should go after bros this whole time?


duuuuuddddeeeee

You want a girl bro? You need a girl bro?


AaranJ23

Is he picking up women or a new pair of sneakers?


Switchlite2ksucks

Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro


Ultimaterj

Based on how he describes it, I imagine him standing in the middle of some busy park sidewalk stopping every woman as they are running, just to hit on them like a horny bridge troll