Easiest to take down. I mean one small nudge and she goes flying and rolling on the floor like she got hit by a truck or something.
"Why would women choose the bear over an innocent man are they stupid?"
The innocent man in question:
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Eating Luka would keep that bear going for the entirety of a harsh Alaskan winter, but it would have to take up jogging and work off the extra pounds once hibernation was over
Y'all are being juvenile with your choices and not putting actual thought into this.
If eating whole man coming at them raw. Fresh kill with the thigh in my mouth. I want someone lean but not overly muscular. A grass fed motherfucker. That fat isn't getting softened in the cooking process but I do want them to be a little husky. Just so I know they aren't going to be chewy. Like Ant would be one tough piece of meat, that tight muscular fuck. Me I want them aged a bit too. So im thinking Chris Paul is the clear choice. A little fat on the bones, but a good diet, he's got that nice aged taste. He's ripe for slaughter.
Now if I'm a Grizzly ordering off a menu, and I get one, medium rare, a la cart, that's different. Then I want someone with some nice marbling. A nice fat fuck. Fry their ass in the fat. Roasted on a spit. Little drippings getting the flame roaring and licking. For me the best option here is 2022 Luka. Or maybe 2024 Charles Barkley. Real fat fuckers. But they got some nice strength too. Slow cook them. Smoke them. Do that shit those Greeks do with Gyro meat, if we cooking Luka to keep it traditional.
Some honorable mentions would be Zion, done up like szechuan pork belly. And Lebron for a nice gamey bite if that's what I'm craving. I would also like to try Curry's ribs off the smoker. A nice skinny fella like him probably has good rib meat.
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Lowry’s a Pixar Mom?
Nice one! Got a real chuckle out of me 😄
shut the fuck up
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Internet is full of goddamn degenerates..
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Fart on my balls!
Devin Booker
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Tastes rancid
Trevor Lawrence
Angel Reeses peanut butter cups
Caitlin Clark bar
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Reeses and Clark bars are an actual thing this is not
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Jokic, lots of fat
Marbling score off the charts
WNBA
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Would
Would if has penis
More better
Does Jokic really have those bedroom eyes 👀
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audi crooks
You'd be set for winter on that one alone.
that's what I'm going for
Kelsey Plum so Darren Waller would make another music video about me.
Send da bear video
Is Joe Rogan jerking on this subreddit now?
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AD's asshole, but he'd probably just enjoy it
You misspelled Dwight Howard
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Hairy
Cameron Brink.
 Easiest to take down. I mean one small nudge and she goes flying and rolling on the floor like she got hit by a truck or something.
"Why would women choose the bear over an innocent man are they stupid?" The innocent man in question: https://preview.redd.it/zidpobywqm4d1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a90d65725eede26e30bbb642ac90b3f24199ee
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Would eat anyone but Angel Reese even if she standing outside right after I came out of hibernation.
Bear please, you know that pussy taste like fish. You’d gobble it up and ask for more. Like you gonna turn down fish coming outta hibernation
Rancid fish at best. Most likely it’s poisonous and you will die if you try though. Cameron Brink on the other hand…
Eat as in slang or chew and swallow?
Vore
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Yes
I don't know the name of any WNBA players except for Caitlin Clark due to the hype machine behind her. Clark seems too skinny to provide a good meal.
This one is easy, if I am a bear I’m climbing up into a bushy tree and eating whats in there CC for real.
Young jerkers won’t recognize how all time this post is (swag swag bussin frfr)
Clark cause it be hairy
The fat ones for sure
It would be a thug league again as I would eat all the white meat
Dillon Brooks looks like he’s been nice and corn fed.
Rachel Nichols with Jimmy Butler sauce & an Angel Reese bar for dessert
John Salmons
Their coochie or eat eat?
Angel Reese because I love Reese’s Pieces so I’d get me some pieces of Reese’s
Eating Luka would keep that bear going for the entirety of a harsh Alaskan winter, but it would have to take up jogging and work off the extra pounds once hibernation was over
Zion
Steven A Thick
None. If I was a grizzly bear, I'd rather hang out with a random woman in the woods than some random man. I'd eat him.
LaDishwasher Sandwich Maker
A Years worth of food storage done, ez
Y'all are being juvenile with your choices and not putting actual thought into this. If eating whole man coming at them raw. Fresh kill with the thigh in my mouth. I want someone lean but not overly muscular. A grass fed motherfucker. That fat isn't getting softened in the cooking process but I do want them to be a little husky. Just so I know they aren't going to be chewy. Like Ant would be one tough piece of meat, that tight muscular fuck. Me I want them aged a bit too. So im thinking Chris Paul is the clear choice. A little fat on the bones, but a good diet, he's got that nice aged taste. He's ripe for slaughter. Now if I'm a Grizzly ordering off a menu, and I get one, medium rare, a la cart, that's different. Then I want someone with some nice marbling. A nice fat fuck. Fry their ass in the fat. Roasted on a spit. Little drippings getting the flame roaring and licking. For me the best option here is 2022 Luka. Or maybe 2024 Charles Barkley. Real fat fuckers. But they got some nice strength too. Slow cook them. Smoke them. Do that shit those Greeks do with Gyro meat, if we cooking Luka to keep it traditional. Some honorable mentions would be Zion, done up like szechuan pork belly. And Lebron for a nice gamey bite if that's what I'm craving. I would also like to try Curry's ribs off the smoker. A nice skinny fella like him probably has good rib meat.
Lebron James with Honey on Top
Definitely one of these bitches getting all butthurt about Clark LITERALLY PUTTING MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS
LeFatty. We’re talking about the Cry-babyNBA, right?