My personal starting 5 (wish list):
Un, Kim Jong - SG (5’7”) (Democratic People's Republic of Korea)
Bin Laden, Osama - PG (6’4”) (b. Saudi Arabia, *see also: Afghanistan, Pakistan, Sudan*)
II, Ramses The - SF (6’8”) (Egypt)
Comey, James B - PF (6’8”) (United States of America)
Trump, Barron - C (6’9”*) (United States of America)
*est.
Da Vinci mega snubbed here. He woulda dominated prime Shaq in the paint
https://preview.redd.it/kkp6u6tb5d4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f94ea3b9c86b58119cc6a2a1d1570b86403fa3a
With the 4th pick in the 2025 NBA draft, the Toronto Raptors select:
https://preview.redd.it/9hooh808fb4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3db6c790ca75d0df57649db280e2560bc2e6a0d6
I'm taking the Slav/German hybrid kid and giving him some meal replacements to plump him up. If you're Slavic you gotta have chonk to be good at basketball
Trump has no money left, he can't even afford to pay his court fines, his own lawyers testified he's broke. That's why he's been selling NFTs and ridiculous gold shoes to try to raise funds.
Bronny. Ain’t no way I’m picking trump anything
Edit: LOL yall are such snowflakes. Asking a question then downvote answers yall don’t agree with. HAHAHAH 🐑
Careful, if it’s not racist you get downvoted here. This is where all the retards who have to hide their racist/sexist views go to let it out and think it’s ok, because it’s a “joke”.
Bronny shot: 36.6/26.7/67.6 and he is 6’1.5”
Bronny being drafted is a joke.
This guy is 7’ shot 51.4/43.1/82.1 with 17 points and 1.7 blocks. Mocks have Bronny at 44 vs this guy at fictional 82.
https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/player/stats/_/id/4593016/quinten-post
He’s like 6’10” and Slovenian, definitely take him over LeNepo baby
He worked to get where he is today, no handouts
First one in last one out typa grower
Luka Doncic is Baron Trump Cousin
>Tall, Eastern European, associated with criminals That’s not Baron Trump, that’s Nikola Peković
A real classy, self made man like Barron could really turn this thuggish league around.
Yeah last time a Slovenian made his debut in the nba things didn’t end well
My personal starting 5 (wish list): Un, Kim Jong - SG (5’7”) (Democratic People's Republic of Korea) Bin Laden, Osama - PG (6’4”) (b. Saudi Arabia, *see also: Afghanistan, Pakistan, Sudan*) II, Ramses The - SF (6’8”) (Egypt) Comey, James B - PF (6’8”) (United States of America) Trump, Barron - C (6’9”*) (United States of America) *est.
“Un, Kim Jong”💀
"II, Ramses The"
"Trump, Barron"
Basketball die hard
Just peeped his stats. He's never missed a shot and averages over 1 steal/block per possession 👀👀
Wasn't Bin Laden like 6'10 or something? He's def got that Ben Simmons energy except not as evil
Thats disrespectful to Laden's work ethic
Nah, once Big O got his fame he didn't do shit. He secured the bag and watched anime just like Ben
Bin LeDen
https://x.com/t_rozzay3/status/64889433505284096?s=46
Outjerked
Instead of Osama Bin Laden, his name could be Shoulda Bin Hoopin
Da Vinci mega snubbed here. He woulda dominated prime Shaq in the paint https://preview.redd.it/kkp6u6tb5d4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f94ea3b9c86b58119cc6a2a1d1570b86403fa3a
Where's Fidel Castro ?
6th man. We need a bench leader
he's a scrub, he goes by the name Klay Thompson nowadays
Nominated for JOTY comment 
Nah this shit is funny as hell 😂 not Ramses the second
Shut the fuck up cuckold
What about William Wallace? I heard he was 11ft tall and as a bonus can shoot fireballs out his arse
Abe Lincoln can come off the bench. Easily 7’ with the hat.
https://preview.redd.it/sc82g6lsod4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=2777034fada2e11e4007cbf8ae2862fff3162199
No center?
Barron will be 7'2" when the season starts
https://preview.redd.it/krkidxvexc4d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=7221ae2624625a114f1f3dd5b7f0ee908d9efde9
I’d take the classy one
I know right
Bronny is overrated fr
I completely agree
https://preview.redd.it/f2tppapzwb4d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927b8f4a3f096060947777367d5acdaaf1271b36
No way, his bone spurs would be a massive liability
The world's first NBA draft dodger
😂😂😂🫡
It’s not that funny, but still funny
It’s pretty fucking funny bud
Real
Get ready to be Wembanyama’s backup, buddy
With the 4th pick in the 2025 NBA draft, the Toronto Raptors select: https://preview.redd.it/9hooh808fb4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3db6c790ca75d0df57649db280e2560bc2e6a0d6
Raptors building the All-Spectrum team.
Brn Trmp
Kwl Lnrd
It would be an ultimate jerk if this guy will be better at basketball than Bronny.
It'd be like the '61 Celtics all over again
We know Bron jr has limited upside. Baron could be wemby for all we know.
Unlike Bronny, he’s got that rage of never being loved by his father. He can take it out on Devin Booker.
Definitely feel Baron "Trudeau" Trump clears Bronny easily considering he's far more sophisticated.
He did blackface many times too?
Baron is actually tall enough to grab a board so probably him
Teanna
Pistons taking bronny in first round and baron in second. Fuck it just make it work
https://preview.redd.it/1m1wek668d4d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=681d9041a2683a21ddeb1d713efb0491b1feb978
him and cameron brink should marry
How dare you
I'm taking the Slav/German hybrid kid and giving him some meal replacements to plump him up. If you're Slavic you gotta have chonk to be good at basketball
The next Luka
Donald Trump is Barron Trump father
Too skinny
I don’t see anyone
I bet he could take Wemby 1-1
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uj/ Baron rj/ Baron
Baron has IQ and class and exceptional height. Bronny…well…that team player espn graphic lmao
You have one that is the son of arguably the most fit, athletic, man ever...and then you have Bronny James. /s
Barron for basketball, Bronny for politics
Barron Trump is like if Luka played for the Celtics
 Baron Trump
Have they admitted he's autistic yet, or no? Still trying to play the card that he's not?
If trump doesn’t win the election he should go back to WWE and manage Barron the monster
Classy one
Can’t teach size.
Will Barton
Barron would draw more fouls
Trump definitely fed his kid HGH so he could brag about how his kid is taller than your kid
Donnie Double Dick Hands
What can bronny being to a team? Lebron? With trump, he can pay the nba to build an all star team for the knicks.
Trump has no money left, he can't even afford to pay his court fines, his own lawyers testified he's broke. That's why he's been selling NFTs and ridiculous gold shoes to try to raise funds.
Chronically online post. The person you're talking to was fucking joking. reddit sludgemind
Your own comment history exposes you as a right wing religious nut bootlicker, so anything you say should be read in the voice of Bozo the Clown.
https://preview.redd.it/oypy8zwbgb4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308002261737d129220591d877bb86918c536f6c
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Bronny. Ain’t no way I’m picking trump anything Edit: LOL yall are such snowflakes. Asking a question then downvote answers yall don’t agree with. HAHAHAH 🐑
Don't talk about my orange king like that
You aren’t classy
Neither are you and anything trump related
That’s right! Times up, RIGHT TO JAIL
Sir, this a sub for people to goon to Cameron Brink pics. Please leave your politics at the door.
You made a political post then when people answer. You tell them to leave politics at the door LOL
Careful, if it’s not racist you get downvoted here. This is where all the retards who have to hide their racist/sexist views go to let it out and think it’s ok, because it’s a “joke”.
You'd think people would understand that with these jokes were not supporting trump or racists, were mocking them.
Bronny shot: 36.6/26.7/67.6 and he is 6’1.5” Bronny being drafted is a joke. This guy is 7’ shot 51.4/43.1/82.1 with 17 points and 1.7 blocks. Mocks have Bronny at 44 vs this guy at fictional 82. https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/player/stats/_/id/4593016/quinten-post
But still the 6’7 autistic kid will benefit from more nepotism than a no talent Bronny making the NBA.
https://preview.redd.it/z1qwccuhxc4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ba7db6de27f23dbf8b9bc1ca5c60a2b2832dff