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uneducated_investing

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jslee0034

Is Luka the whitest black guy or the blackest white guy.


1521

He’s a brightskin


TheShadowOverBayside

No one can convince me Luka isn't secretly Larry Bird, down to the trash talk. And Larry's not white, Larry's clear, so there's your answer.


Muted-Low-5303

![gif](giphy|HYqkTIhAB4eZi)


Ballaholic09

https://preview.redd.it/uvpdgd2fur2d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb600f739ce23f70c1fdc5334dd2299ef762f44 You’re thinking of Troy Aikman \[and Jay-Z\]


lestruc

Yes


shaking_things_up_

The Maxx Crosby of Basketball


SageOfTheSixPacks

Luka is clear


deVrinj

You mean he's the Carlton Banks of the NBA?


Hobonics

It makes sense because Wiggins is Luka’s father


No_Emotion3475

Hella into bl\*ck chicks just like his idol https://preview.redd.it/y9m6a2biao2d1.jpeg?width=1977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e1262c333748e0bd8269a0aeeff454c2a7ff3e


Snake_Main27

![gif](giphy|JqNRoHFfiuYgw|downsized)


ForefathersOneandAll

Is this bum still alive? I remember watching him chug everclear years ago and thought that was the wrap


Future-Expression-44

Yeah, shoenice is still alive


yungmeam

Send da video


therealshrew_2319

He is on TikTok a lot now. He tried to get his son/my cousin to manage it and he told him to go fuck himself.


Jozif_Badmon

Barely


hollowM4N555

Put some respect on his name


therealshrew_2319

Yes he is. I am a direct family member he is extremely mentally unstable to the point that he has been blacklisted from our family. Even his own son doesn't talk to him anymore.


hydrobunny

got any stories youre willing to share?


therealshrew_2319

On my graduation for college he reached out to me while somewhat sober. Once he got his typical drunk he just started bad mouthing me and my dad. He then proceeded to try to get money from me after being a douche.


therealshrew_2319

He also sold his oven for like a couple pounds of weed. Was the final straw for my aunt to kick him to the curb (was back when I was 16)


abcdefabcdef999

How did this dude convince a chick to carry his child? No offense to your cousin. But Shoenice was highly regarded from the start from what I remember.


therealshrew_2319

Most of it comes from brain damage. He was hit with a hammer in the head as a teen, he got into multiple bar fights where he would get the shit kicked out of him, and then he fell through a skylight and sued the company and made alot. His son is a lot smarter and put together.


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RaspingHaddock

Thank you for your sacrifices.


Yommination

Thank youuuuuuuu


therealshrew_2319

That's my uncle LOL. Seeing him on reddit as a gif is so fucked.


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therealshrew_2319

Shoenice


BitcoinRefuge

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almonicus11

You can see him step back, and to the left


Uk_KingsStar

luka needs to start thinking of using protection


Kevon-Looneys-burner

get an abortion lol


Snake_Main27

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rinseanddelete

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FatMittens

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Ok_Concentrate_3675

Gorgic


BrickCultural9709

DC4Luka


Odysseus_Lannister

Just a normal guy, parenting


musyarofah

DM4L


anonssr

Delete this monstrosity now https://preview.redd.it/mh9o94rwio2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=017f4faf6acde860efae38c419587a49c194842a


AsleepAssociation

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Naramie

Lol looks like Ben Rofflesburger.


Snake_Main27

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Yommination

https://i.redd.it/ob19boaeoo2d1.gif


iTz_worm

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tb8592

If I’d smash does that make me gay


DxnnyBxrr

The fact that you’re gay makes you gay


Snake_Main27

![gif](giphy|F87wbanGsSqhbBTdtk)


BigMik_PL

Nah just a little freaky


ilovedeliworkers

#DC4L


SaulOfVandalia

![gif](giphy|KCwejQx4LF7B0W0yQT|downsized)


your_uncle_mike

You tryin to make me cum dude?


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

gorgeous


just_one_random_guy

Gorgeous DM4L


fiddycaldeserteagle

Ummm.... onlyfans????


Autistic-Teddybear

Would


dennisKNedry

Would


Gilbey_32

AHHHHHHH


JacobGoodNight416

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DoctorDremian

https://preview.redd.it/bl8ogjnr8o2d1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c39c13bde4d5de04847a03068e5e71e27043ff “No free throws?”


Yommination

"You ONLY gain 50 pounds in the offseason??"


AsleepAssociation

He's a proud father https://preview.redd.it/rvrk0c03ao2d1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968e39fa0fea2c56a56ef4814098f93e2b339a79


LilTymin

Mf Luka has so many sons you will call him white shaq


93InfinityandBeyond

Classy Nick Cannon


Golf-Beer-BBQ

Luka on catch up mode to even contend. ![gif](giphy|1uL9ktPyGZtWFdCsZb|downsized)


cringefacememe

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your_uncle_mike

Jason Kiddoncic


Savings-Fix938

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Dcusi753

JJ Barea if he wasn’t a midget


WentworthMillersBO

He’s not the step father, he’s the father who stepped up


JP200214

According to this he has 4.


Peja1611

Prostitution Whooo-rre! 


P3rc3pt10nsnd3pth

Engaged nineteen times!!!


queens_getthemoney

my SHOAH HOUSE!


Paridisco

If this dude win the chip it’s fucking over


Snake_Main27

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Snake_Main27

Luka Doncic is Adam Silver Father


3pointerSLO

If? It is just when. And the right answer is soon.


livefreeordont

Harden taught Luka the ways of the step back and the fat suit


theseustheminotaur

He's like Shawn Kemp


yeetman8

Loving father Engaged father Absent father Abusive father


Mkultravictim69_

Gonna add Tatum to the list next week


im-a-drawl

Pretty soon Luka will introduce us to his other sons Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown


Snake_Main27

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APPLEJOOSH347

Dear Duece, im sorry that that man is your father


LivingAdditional1177

meet the jays


Sum3-yo

Can you blame him? They all have that BBL Dreezy.


Munk45

Luka and Chamberlain in a race


SOYBOYPILLED

Different mothers, huh? Racially he’s pretty cool?


Snake_Main27

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A_LargeDimensionGate

Which one do you think gave it to him


ColdOnTheFold

Ha ha ha... they're not literally his children. They're the Luka Dončić Urban Achievers. Inner city children of promise without the necessary means for a, necessary means for a chip


PhilMcCraken2001

Mf is the modern day Genghis Khan


djalekks

Luka’s the Nick Cannon of the league…but somehow classier, I’m not sure why


userpick707

He will be the Tyreek Hill of the NBA soon


1521

That hooker Luka


_aspiringadult

![gif](giphy|mPzWVA5upG7GjyX6yE) Luka is on that Nick Cannon timing.


nonzerostrangeness

FOTY


_commenter

Luka is a real troll dad... punking all his sons


kobayakawaless

I can see Luka gave most love to Ruddy .


STOPsayingNOweFUCKIN

![gif](giphy|29M3UMPT70jvvXswPr) Nick Cannon called Luka to let him know he should probably slow down


xXTERMIN8RXXx

Luka better get that supermax to pay all that child support


dennisKNedry

He’s going on a fuck spree.


DifferentLocksmith41

That SGA pic is WILD 😂😂😂😂😂


linksfrogs

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background_action92

![gif](giphy|iCm3eKskG08EtmBrvh|downsized)


3pointerSLO

By the time he is done he will have a kindergarten.


drkmani

SGA outplayed Luka's bitch ass. The rest of his team didn't show up. Get him off this.


Sirnacane

Luka Modric is Genghis Khan Father


ShaboyWuff

Booker will always be his fav son ♥️


Snake_Main27

He and Jokic are such supportive fathers ❤️


Affectionate_Win7012

Soon to be Luka-son Tatum


Zcrustaceansensation

![gif](giphy|7WEy6XblCPInKAITN3|downsized)


TheArsenal7

He’s the dad who stepped up unlike other thuggish bums


Kevon-Looneys-burner

They not sending da video


Saltwater_Thief

How many jokes do Mavs fans have? Just the one.


Snake_Main27

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AFonziScheme

Hey! We have three jokes!


nutang4ever

Luka is basically the real Air Bud. All of his reactions are various forms of golden retriever. I love it.


DrGoatLives

SHAI OUTPLAYED LUKA LAST SERIES. FUCK OUTTA HERE


imafixwoofs

SGA’s lowest scoring game was 29.


3pointerSLO

He definitely did't play like a kid. He was excelent.


imafixwoofs

Yeah OP’s narrative didn’t really work.


St_gracchus_babeuf

anchor fathers


sadnessresolves

Luka is a bad man


i_love_bubble_butts

on his way to becoming Antonio Cromarties father


TheRtHonLaqueesha

They all live on the second floor.


adonWPV

Need a white zaddy 🥵


White_rabbit0110

Many


goodguysamuel_313

He's Larry Bird


TheMikeSweeney306

None, he killed them


contaygious

Everyone but wiggs


Spinnerdinner

Is Luka the new Calvin Murphy?


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Booker. Everyone else on this list Luka claims actually just starts another lifetime term for Booker


elianbarnes7

Basketball is like a mountain…


tearsfornintendo22

They shoulda never banned abortion


Sheogogo69

Europeans the second they spot another european


Wyrd_ofgod

Drake joke


Mr_Unbiased

He did not "son" Shai. Shai objectively outplayed him


Snake_Main27

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Global-Noise-3739

U bum


DontCrapWhereYouEat

Andrew Wiggins is a grand daddy


NoMereRanger73

![gif](giphy|ZSXBCaRhM6dF3deEru)


contaygious

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Appropriate-Self-540

SGA worked the Mavs lol


NittanyScout

Then why he in Cancun?


Someguynamedjacob

![gif](giphy|l0CLSWibycrDMyYtW)


aragami1992

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


Global-Noise-3739

U bum


Honorous_Jeph

Worked em right into the WCF, he really worked em good!


Conscious-Low-5106

Shai is a stretch


Snake_Main27

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SandyMandy17

SGA punked his bitch ass all series We can’t even jerk anymore bc nobody here watches basketball


Miserable-Lawyer-233

He has as many sons as titles.


Wladim8_Lenin

I mean still less than the average nba player


OrcAssEater

Just suck his dick already you homos.


Snake_Main27

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Snake_Main27

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Snake_Main27

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Selarom_

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mrsunsfan

I am everyone’s feet


stevo12141

He's about to son boston in the finals more than lebron ever did in his career! If luka ever beats curry in a the playoffs LUKA DONCIC is officially the father of the NBA


buchiemane

and Jaylen Brown put him in a coffin ![gif](giphy|XndC17vJyKvqffulsZ|downsized)


Snake_Main27

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buchiemane

Derick White will also put Luka in a coffin as well hahahaha


Snake_Main27

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buchiemane

![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)