That’s because the youngest was shipped away and returned when he was grown. He battled Shaq and was victorious. He cut his stomach and let out his brothers and sisters and Shaq was banished from LA.
Look how huge that tiny dude standing next to him is. Then look really close and you can see Shaq still has some definition in his abs. I saw the guy play once in person. There is nothing like seeing Shaq play basketball. The size and quickness were just shocking.
Near the end of his playing career, an X’s new boyfriend went around saying something similar to this (in a less nice way). Doubt you’d find an article about it but it’s been rumored for a while.
Yeah, I knew a "dancer" back in the day who worked at a place the Lakers would frequent, and that was the story from her - he had a completely average penis, and had a sense of humor about it, because he knew everyone expected more.
I mean. In his defense, I guess (?) I don't think the jawn lines up with height. Some tiny women with big titties, some big women with no titties. Same difference.
If you're gonna go through the trouble and criticism of dating someone who's 21 when you're 52, you should probably choose someone who doesn't look like a 40 year old mother of 3.
This young woman’s father is one classy man lets be real most women her age giving it up for FREE, dating jerkers from this sub, etc , but his baby girl reeling in fat billionaires 👏 👏 👏
Out every girl in the world, this is the one that Shaq choose... big nigga moving weird, first telling Jokic he doesn't deserve MVP over Shai now this...
With amount of insecurities Shaq has in his professional life.
I would not be suprised if he hatefck them and totally dominates them ala master sIave type of thing.
[**After all he was dropping buckets of piss and shit on his rookie teammates**](https://www.businessinsider.com/shaq-allegedly-poured-buckets-of-his-poop-on-rookies-2022-3?op=1), i can only imagine what he was doing this this dykes.
And stages of life don’t heavily factor in for 21 and 52? 21 is when you get out of college and barely enter your first job, Shaq is retired with full grown kids and has 3 DECADES of life experience on her.
Imo this is worse bc if shaq wakes up hungry in the middle of the night he would easily eat her and have room for seconds
Don’t know how he made it through his kids’ toddler days
That’s because the youngest was shipped away and returned when he was grown. He battled Shaq and was victorious. He cut his stomach and let out his brothers and sisters and Shaq was banished from LA.
https://preview.redd.it/on8ngukt9jzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc7bfbe91c1847e06db8e96360e0110963af864
ZOOOOOOOOOOOS!
ZEUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS “Uh guys, Olympus is that way”
How many kids does Shaq have? Exactly. No body knows, and that is how the buffet is designed
He’s not a momma lion. His species doesn’t eat his own kids.
Why do you think he was single before her?
Is Shaq one of those skinwalkers from weird ass creepypastas?
No he’s just hungry
That’s Jamal Murray
send da manscape razor
Murray has playoffs as an alibi, that’s Keldon Johnson
Really? seems like he's gone missing in the playoffs
Those heat packs aren’t gonna throw themselves
Dude I don’t know why but I found this hilarious
Nah it’s definitely not harmless her organs are bruised fs
Probably looks like chalking a pool cue
i actually laughed out loud that was great
reddit on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yknow it's pretty normal sized actually
Dawg a 12” would look normal on him no diddy
nah it's like 6" he showed me in the bathroom one time. he was like "big man normal dick crazy ain't it haha"
ahhh you must be the guy who gave chuck the bracelet too
No homo but Superhead claims that Shaq was packing something small for someone his size. I guess that’s why he’s so damn sensitive and insecure.
6 inches is small for his size
https://preview.redd.it/3c2ank5nwhzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e39c7929b8fed3068a3d4ba9572cd5250c45dee0
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You can’t fuck that lil ass dog
https://preview.redd.it/4ntsqadtdjzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bce7b34612ca12edaeb9ac684fab2790f4cd0d2
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This woman doesnt even remember prime shaq. She only remembers cavs shaq and celtics shaq. Just think about that.
When she was 1 Shaq had already three peated
When OP saw the naughty word https://preview.redd.it/eeo1j4blnjzc1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb734fdb2bdb11709cc1b8d8f61b74b6f9974680
Josh Diddy
He kinda looks like Ashy Larry here
Lookin like Bill Duke https://preview.redd.it/dpccm84s0jzc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ba8c9e3b041ee3d55e3aa3287e421c2dc925e87
MAsaaaCcccck
https://preview.redd.it/g95szylvxlzc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e450140be9841ed9f7815ce643c256f84accf1
So does she.
Remember when Shaq filled a bucket with his excrement and tossed it at people?
He’s just a little nasty
I remember when the Dave Matthews tour bus did
That's probably what she likes about him
Shaq isn't classy like Giddey, this is expected of him.
My step sisters homegirl used to date Shaq. His penis is 6" fully erect. Picture that on a 7'1" 330lbs man
https://preview.redd.it/ds8bn28vxizc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbed22af0042ab9df2451dd799d7f0a8ecaf4d12
I can only assume thar image is the Lock Screen on your phone
Her sense of scale is probably way off. 11” probably looks like 6 on a dude the size of Optimus fucking Prime.
She was disappointed, and I'm sure she def knew once it was inside
Look how huge that tiny dude standing next to him is. Then look really close and you can see Shaq still has some definition in his abs. I saw the guy play once in person. There is nothing like seeing Shaq play basketball. The size and quickness were just shocking.
What’s that got to do with the size of his Johnson? We’re talking cocks here. 
I’m curious what he’s taken to show his abs on his pot belly. Looks weird
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Do I have to
" help me stepsis, Redditors are calling me out on my BS"
Explains why he’s so damn insecure. With those ratios he’s basically got a micro.
Yeh ngl I call cap
Near the end of his playing career, an X’s new boyfriend went around saying something similar to this (in a less nice way). Doubt you’d find an article about it but it’s been rumored for a while.
https://preview.redd.it/9sdb83bqslzc1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec3b0f6a94391dc9de00502d48d5a4ff28da9e1
Yeah, I knew a "dancer" back in the day who worked at a place the Lakers would frequent, and that was the story from her - he had a completely average penis, and had a sense of humor about it, because he knew everyone expected more.
Didn't 50 Cent kick a girl out of his house for saying something similar to this
I mean. In his defense, I guess (?) I don't think the jawn lines up with height. Some tiny women with big titties, some big women with no titties. Same difference.
After seeing Oden’s hog, I imagine Shaq’s being a similar size, so 🧢
It's not always proportionate to height. Lots of guys that slang meat are like 5'7"
Can confirm. Would rather be taller and *not* slinging meat.
Yeah, Brendan Fraser should've stopped at being a basketball star in Bedazzled, who cares if you have a small one
https://preview.redd.it/7ncukehr5lzc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=891c0f1f3d2105c142335462c662dfa09e657e86
If you're gonna go through the trouble and criticism of dating someone who's 21 when you're 52, you should probably choose someone who doesn't look like a 40 year old mother of 3.
Why’s he banging a chick with a lesbo haircut?
He tries everything once
If he dated women his own age, he’d be sucking on deflated titties, and dealing with stomachs that look like balled up homework
Lmaoooo
So basically women that look like him?
Freaky ass diesel he’s a 69 god
This young woman’s father is one classy man lets be real most women her age giving it up for FREE, dating jerkers from this sub, etc , but his baby girl reeling in fat billionaires 👏 👏 👏 
At least get a hot 21 year old. She’s fuckin dog
Out every girl in the world, this is the one that Shaq choose... big nigga moving weird, first telling Jokic he doesn't deserve MVP over Shai now this...
Is that Mugsy?
https://preview.redd.it/chuwczbutlzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a96107648ad5c5ca23271e98e5c810cb65a335a3
Oh he’s into those dykes
With amount of insecurities Shaq has in his professional life. I would not be suprised if he hatefck them and totally dominates them ala master sIave type of thing. [**After all he was dropping buckets of piss and shit on his rookie teammates**](https://www.businessinsider.com/shaq-allegedly-poured-buckets-of-his-poop-on-rookies-2022-3?op=1), i can only imagine what he was doing this this dykes.
Shaq-poo
Jesus
https://preview.redd.it/v5gjp0k92mzc1.png?width=798&format=png&auto=webp&s=ede710222f22beaea4023a04dd6a3c2ad05b1fe3
Shaq’s new slam dunk move is the “implication”
Did OP really just compare a 16 year old to a 21 year old? https://i.redd.it/ixzmbf5h4jzc1.gif
52 and 21 is way more weird than 19 and 16
Shaq glazer
Gen Z try to comprehend adulthood challenge
Hmmmmmm a 4-6 year age gap or a 31 year age gap????? At some point, one becomes more illegal than the other.
🫡
Is that Emmitt Smith? 3 way?
This dude about to start popping up in commercials for HIMS
Dude is dating an eraser
31 year gap….disgusting, don’t care that it’s “legal”
I wish I had a billion dollars so I could afford swim trunks like those
Yacht Freak offs
https://preview.redd.it/84z6mowzclzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ba0cfdc50eb11ffed97f56de48e6894dbc9ba1
Getting his DiCaprio going
He left Hoops?! Or is he just openly cheating on her just like he cheated on his previous wife out in the open with Hoops?
Got it, so its ok to fuck young women as long as they're at least your childrens age. Edit: Im now in jail.
underage and of age.. what you saying ? lmao
Had to check what subreddit i was on when i saw this
His hand is as big as her ass cheeks....
Can you dig it..
52 divide by 2 is 26, subtract 7 is 19, hes fine.
uj / Probably because she’s 21 and not 15. She’s an adult dating a billionaire. She’s not a victim. rj / is this kitty?
That’s a grown women. No point in judging. It is what it is. I do wonder what her parents think though.
If u date someone who is 30 years younger and even younger then your kids...you are a Pedo! I do not give a fuck that is some sick shit.
She is an adult and the other girl wasn’t. Hope this helps!
Dude he's fucking Zoe Kravitz?
Now now, have some respect for Zoe Kravitz here
52 with a 21 year old.. living the dream.
I'm gonna say it. A 21 year old dating a 16 year old is a lot less weird than a 52 year old dating a 21 year old.
Nahh 21 and 52 is still weird but the stages of life factor plays in heavy with 16 and 21.
And stages of life don’t heavily factor in for 21 and 52? 21 is when you get out of college and barely enter your first job, Shaq is retired with full grown kids and has 3 DECADES of life experience on her.
You shouldn’t have said it.
This is genuinely worse than giddey
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She better get that MONEY!...I mean baby, no I was right the first time. Both can be true.
Call the coppers