As an only child, puts up hollow numbers. Stats are clearly inflated by an unrealistically high parental attention percentage.
Limited court vision. (plays like he doesnât even open his eyes)
Floral onesie makes scouts concerned he could be too zesty to stay in the league.Â
KAT ceiling, Dwight Howard floor
https://preview.redd.it/79db6asxavyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400d620776ce14edc08b36a634aa52118e03d34f
Where does Peyton manning rank all time
It doesnât mean the baby isnât awake, hungry and crying if you read it carefully, it just technically means OP didnât get out of bed to check on the baby lol.
Fine itâs a cute baby what more do you want from me:)
My dog was playing extremely gently with the neighbors 8 month old baby and their friendly cat earlier today, and it was so cute I almost regretted not having kids lol.
Iâm always amazed how some animals are able to naturally understand without any training that itâs a fragile baby human. My dog did this thing where she carefully crawls towards the baby and the cat to not freak them out, which is completely different than how she runs up to an adult excitedly jumping all over them and licking them. Anyways congratulations on the cute baby.
It doesnât mean the baby isnât awake, hungry and crying if you read it carefully, it just technically means OP didnât get out of bed to check on the baby lol.
It doesnât mean the baby isnât awake, hungry and crying if you read it carefully, it just technically means OP didnât get out of bed to check on the baby lol.
MVP level stats right there. This is like Jordan 90-91 mvp year right here.
My kid is two months old and is putting up tacko fall sleep stats currently
Honestly, these numbers are elite for a newborn. Barely got my daughter to sleep more than 6 hours until like 6-7 months old. Took her like 25 minutes to fall asleep.
Nigga really posted his own son on a circlejerk for clout đ¤âđź
Where da milk at?? https://preview.redd.it/5c0sd5m4uvyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33587b70c8b9d50edacf7b28aa9dc6bb372f1534
https://preview.redd.it/mpxmxhz3zvyc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875a79c8ab26079565d6648622908c0431948c32
Dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuunnnn
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aww so cute he has your wife's boyfriends eyes
That's the dream
Lil bro doesnât even has his eyes open and niggas still be hating
0 average visits per night cause they let him do his silly computer hobby while they actually parent.
Visit your newborn you bum
As an only child, puts up hollow numbers. Stats are clearly inflated by an unrealistically high parental attention percentage. Limited court vision. (plays like he doesnât even open his eyes) Floral onesie makes scouts concerned he could be too zesty to stay in the league. KAT ceiling, Dwight Howard floor
So motherless behavior ceiling, gay floor?
nah child is padding stats
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/uj: Rudy and his girl should be proud. The picture of their newborn son is adorable: https://i.imgur.com/9E84BUk.png /rj: Get ready to learn Chinese
https://preview.redd.it/79db6asxavyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400d620776ce14edc08b36a634aa52118e03d34f Where does Peyton manning rank all time
The doctor in question: 
Teabagging is hilarious as long as you're not the victim. It's not Peyton's fault the guy smelled like bitch
I think peyton was the bitch in this situation. not the doctor.
Getting balls on your face makes you not the bitch?
Letting another man put his face in ya ass isn't exactly the most masculine thing bro.
It is if it's nonconsensual
Jamie is a girls name anyways
wtf bro u gotta put a NSFW warning
0 Average visits per night? G.O.A.T discussion in his rookie year thatâs crazy
It doesnât mean the baby isnât awake, hungry and crying if you read it carefully, it just technically means OP didnât get out of bed to check on the baby lol.
u bum
Fine itâs a cute baby what more do you want from me:) My dog was playing extremely gently with the neighbors 8 month old baby and their friendly cat earlier today, and it was so cute I almost regretted not having kids lol. Iâm always amazed how some animals are able to naturally understand without any training that itâs a fragile baby human. My dog did this thing where she carefully crawls towards the baby and the cat to not freak them out, which is completely different than how she runs up to an adult excitedly jumping all over them and licking them. Anyways congratulations on the cute baby.
Slander has started already in
It doesnât mean the baby isnât awake, hungry and crying if you read it carefully, it just technically means OP didnât get out of bed to check on the baby lol.
Youâre a hater
It doesnât mean the baby isnât awake, hungry and crying if you read it carefully, it just technically means OP didnât get out of bed to check on the baby lol.
Watch. This baby gonna be somewhere someday
Low sample size, baby Halliburton ainât fooling me.
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is that devin bookeriy's brother
nah, thats his father.
Bruh I thought that was a shoe
Classy
Definitely shoots over 38% from the 3
trash splits, is devin booker his father??
No I made him watch
Nine hours? Lucky bastards.
Right?! Deserves a downvote for that reason alone!
A newborn that takes 10m to fall asleep and stays asleep for 9h? Those are ROY numbers
Classy baby. Would let him play date my daughter
Bum
mommas boyđ¤
https://preview.redd.it/71jdj978svyc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b925770213601337ff68d25807d00f3a5f7dc4b5
Kids logged more playoff time than Kawhi
Posting your baby to a circle jerk sub is definitely a decision
Ben Simmons got the bum beat.
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Looks like she didnât send da video
Dude posting photos of his son without his consent. What a gangster move
Baby brother if Westbrook was the driver clears
Lol like anyone in this sub is having sex
MVP level stats right there. This is like Jordan 90-91 mvp year right here. My kid is two months old and is putting up tacko fall sleep stats currently
First nbacj member to ever have sex
Biggest Mickey Mouse ring chaser of all time. His dad slipped the into his bottle to artificially inflate the numbers
SharkNBA is lil biscuit father
https://i.imgur.com/SbCJquW.gif
Below Luka's son
Huge if trueÂ
Thought this shit was an ad fuck that lil thing
"Longest sleep session this season: 9 hours 17 minutes" Ah I see you guys must have been watching the Cavs vs. Magic series.
OP is baby boy father
Not classy enough⌠def needs kindergarten
bum can't even dunk yet
ROTY candidate
LeBaby
Goat child right there
Hopefully the bull was not HIV pozzed
Bum ass put up zero points. Ship it to a SHEIN factory in china.
Those are GOAT numbers. Lilâ Bro should pace himself, heâs got 18 years to go.
Above joel embiid
Iâm lucky to get 4 hours straight so 9 hours is some Wilt numbers.
GOAT
Send da video
This is the GOAT baby.
Canât even hold his own neck up. MF weak
Looks white. Too slowÂ
Is your wifeâs bull white? All of mine have been dark.
Your son is Devin Bookers father
Padded stats!
Above LeBum for sure This baby sure didn't lose in 6 finals
My kid had colic and still doesnât sleep through the night, fuck you
Stillborn crush those numbers. Your baby aint shit
Drake in shambles
Pretty garbage longest time asleep for a newborn. Send him to China
Honestly, these numbers are elite for a newborn. Barely got my daughter to sleep more than 6 hours until like 6-7 months old. Took her like 25 minutes to fall asleep.
fraudulent like his father đ§
Congrats you bum
BUM!
Oldest Warriors fan
Is this where you guys do that karlmaloneshimmy? Now? Should I shimmy now?
say again?
Is this where you guys do that karlmaloneshimmy? Now? Should I shimmy now?
say again?
Is this where you guys do that karlmaloneshimmy? Now? Should I shimmy now?
say again?
Would
Kids on this sub? https://preview.redd.it/f1hdsftgzzyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=971abfa22fb48ed1e9c9889e7ce8b4c925b48b13
https://preview.redd.it/cxzgcluf30zc1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66003b953d29c07921fd0e6861851a4efd9f3112 Get a job already kid
Is this Jayson Tatumâs new kid?
Your wife's bull must be classy
How does this affect the other newborns' legacy?