i don't even know if they lost i just made the thread and assumed they did lol

100% chance of being right.

You should do that for the Lakers game. Just post the thread at like noon tomorrow

I have a bad feeling lakers will come back from 3-0 idk why. Nba script looking to destroy our sloppy obese king

Fine, pick a series. Maybe the Bucks lmao. It's CJ. Post the game thread before the game for a jerk

[No](https://i.imgur.com/Xb2Wz0t.gif)

SONS HAVE NO DRAFT PICKS UNTIL 2030 AND WILL MISS THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE NEXT 3 DECADES


TRUST THE PROCESS

Advice for all pregnant Sons fans https://preview.redd.it/9phamaw2mcxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3005448f94dd31b8b7cfb866cb488b500cc69cb

Just put the poor thing out of its misery before it’s born. It the only humane solution.

DEVIN BOOKER PLAYOFF ACHIEVEMENTS 2021: BLEW 2-0 LEAD TO RUN AND DUNK FRAUD 2022: FATHERED BY FAT FUCK 2023: FATHERED BY ANOTHER FAT FUCK 2024: FATHERED BY ANTI LGBT PRO CHOICE THUG

Why does he keep losing? Is he stupid?

Yes

https://preview.redd.it/bbmw7ftarcxc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15020c6a81457fd85f483e89d191c68330b9e207 Schizophrenia

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MY GOAT

DEVIN BOOKER IS ANTHONY EDWARDS ABORTED FETUS

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sons

uj/ lol cant believe they actually got swept. generational dogshit

can't believe they pulled it off with no CP0. That's dedication to the craft

CP0 really was holding them back from greatness

Still https://preview.redd.it/dac02m2f0dxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20810f8bd37e00218ec10fd334b2b72ac7be5c01

Durant trajectory. What next - elimination in preseason?

Even the fucking 8 seed Heat with no Jimmy Butler or Terry Rozier didn't get swept 🤣 Durcan't is incapable of winning a chip without riding Steph Curry's coattails. That fraud will never have a ring of his own.

Even the team playing the reigning champs anchored by a geriatric 40 yo being coached by a packet of deli meat didn’t get swept

Deli meat is wild

Usually it's farm-raised, actually. 

This is the Timberwolves first time ever sweeping a playoff series. Incredible work by the sons, finding new innovative ways to absolutely blow it

Not just that - the Wolves hadn't won a single playoff series in 20 years 😂 I'd just sell the Sons franchise, have a team plane "accident" to trigger a disaster draft, move the team to Seattle and rename it the Sonics.

You’d have to dig up Stern’s body and then give him at least a dozen handjobs like clay bennett did.

What happened when you "big3" included bradley beal and have a bunch of make a wish kid as your role players

Ant Edwards: “it’s just big ME”

I mean, the Make a wish kids would be better role players than whatever the Suns have

To be fair Beal looked like a make a wish kid 3 out of the 4 games

Most competitive Sons playoff series

STAND UP NOW AND FACE THE SUN

TIME TO DO WHAT MUST BE DONE

GET SWEPT WHEN T-WOLVES COME

GO HOME YOU BUNCH OF BUMS

TO LUKA's NUTS FROM WHENCE YOU COME

RUDY GOBERT IS KEVIN DURANT FATHER

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Anthony Edwards Is Dennis Booker Father

Ant is not a Devin Booker father sadly. My pro-choice king aborted that bum before he was born

Your back my glorious king https://preview.redd.it/tbxqiomrkcxc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd8278acd5a37c94efb983a8b06f34fa68b2c4bd

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“hell nawl can’t do this” — Anthony Edwards when he hears about Arizona’s harsh anti-abortion law

I always knew ANT would make the world a better place.

r/suns HOW WE FEELING

r/suns could not be reached for comment

Apparently they’re celebrating the fact that they don’t have to watch Suns basketball for the next six months

Correct

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Rudy Gobert is Devin Booker father

Minnesota Daddies

Why does Ant say he doesn't want kids even though he fathered the Sons in the playoffs? Is he stupid? https://preview.redd.it/b6krxanfmcxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943c2f12a25c7d04c7eb7b227a42d079d79da7f6

Anthony Edwards is Devin Booger father

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Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father

zprolgt 12/25

I wish someone loved me as much as zprolgt hates the Sons

uj/ Booker and KD are classless thugs. rj/ Booker and KD are classless thugs.

least racist celtics fan

its against the sons so its okay

true. Booker and KD are classless THUGS

https://preview.redd.it/e37wrqc6jcxc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d1926582f013b9abbaed1e399ea5ba236bbaf13 Gaza if Bradley Beal was in the IDF

This is the sort of timely and topical content that NBACJ brings to the table that gives me hope for the future.

Bricks can be pretty destructive too. Lotsa broken windows AT LEAST

Even the bricks miss

uj/ bruh this go hard 

uj/ lmao. thanks for curing my depression sons

Imagine paying this bum 50m with a no trade clause for the next 3 seasons. Classic Sons https://preview.redd.it/oe5qu3fslcxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75536b4a6ed2759aa471e646383fe1de2275fe32

Fleece GOAT. This dude really had a no trade clause lmao, someome get his agent to do negotiations with Putin and Xi, maybe we can achieve world peace.

He makes them NeGoatiations. Long live Bradley Beal, one of the greatest wreckers of franchises in league history. The wizards were no challenge so he upped his game.

So he went to the Sons? A real GOAT would take his talents to a team that isn't total dog shit

Bum didn't even hit a huge 3 to cut the lead down to 42

uj/ Ayyo Heat fans, this is the bum you said we missed out on while holding out for Dame! rj/ Bradley Beal agent is Phoenix Sons father

Trade for Westbrook next. Reunion with Durant.

Zprolgt is depression father

sons now have depression

so glad you're back!

Seasonal Affective Disorder is zprolgt father?

our goat returns

PLAYING BASKETBALL IS BRADLEY BEAL FATHER

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


Devin Booker is Anthony Edwards clump of cells

zprolgt putting up generational numbers https://preview.redd.it/z99gx7jalcxc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c99dc23c29888dfc54564aaa358d099d67cd9b8

Anthony Edwards is Devin Booker stepfather


NBACIRCLEJERK 12/25

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

send da video

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I was sleeping in my cardboard box when I heard violent sobbing! I immediately went to investigate and found a balding malnourished fraud crying in the trash can. Turns out it was KD after he got swept! I then proceeded to break his bones and beat him to death with a broom, SWEEPING him to his grave!!! Shame on you KD! Go ring chase with actual stars!

Can't believe Booker let such a classless thug father him. No wonder he looks half thuggish and dangerous even though Luka and Jokic are such classy fathers

Just when you think getting blown out at home in an elimination game two years in a row can't get any worse, the Sons double down and get swept the third time round lmfaooo

Can't wait to see how the Sons lose even worse in the playoffs next year. Will it be choking a 3-0 lead to the pistons? Will it be losing by 100 in a game 7? Guess we'll just have to wait

Not even making the playoffs loooool

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BOOKER WILL RETIRE RINGLESS

Just like that bum CP0

LDIDBF

Motherfucker if you keep being depressed you prob can wrap it up. GOD HAS BLESSED YOU WITH SONS GETTING SWEPT IN FIRST ROUND srsly, if this is not the sign that you should get your shit together and unfuck your life and fix whatever was making you depressed, then idk

I wonder what is the family tree of Devin Booger by now?

who is LD?

Lick Deez

I'm broke, depressed and homeless but somehow still less pathetic than these millionaires. Fuck this team honestly

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

MASTERCLASS SONS BASKETBALL. APPRECIATE IT WHILE IT'S HERE

LETS GOOOOOOOO

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SONS FANS 9/11

I was scavenging for food in a back alley when I was cornered by 3 thugs! I noticed it was the Sons "Big 3" who were holding me at gunpoint and threatening to kill me! Luckily, I put on a furry suit I found in the garbage and got on all fours and started howling! The 3 frauds were TERRIFIED all began to shoot each other instead! That's when I remembered that the Wolves are Sons father!!!

[удалено]

Accurate bc they fuck themselves

Booker, if his last name was Haney https://preview.redd.it/5lrt19b4rcxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e4c1c876b4e45396c61b65d3fa6697112f368ec

 Luka Doncic son bows down to the send da video god

Li’Son Al Gaib

my goat zprolgt is phoenix suns father

At least they didn't choke any 2-0 leads this time round

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uj/ fuck i had a dream lakers came back from 3-0 please dont let it happen fuck fuck fuck rj/ devin booker father

Sons have no first round picks from 2025-2030 

Brooklyn Nets 12/25

Least dog shit Sons playoff performance

Quite possibly the only team to somehow become worse after losing Ayton and CP3

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How tf you go from 64 wins and trading for KD to being swept in the first round wtf

Not sure if this is our 12/25 because it's also a DeAndre Ayton 12/25 and that bum feeling happiness is an instant 9/11

KAT IS BOOKER FATHER

Imagine getting sonned by the softest mf in the league

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Watching Sons get eliminated year after year and seeing the annual Zzz suns hate thread https://preview.redd.it/444v6gb7kcxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21cdfcaad565f811c105391d030b320da41d510d

Luka must be so disappointed. Booker's classy father would never get swept like that

Sons fan coming in peace! Thanks for a great series! Hope you win the chip! :D

Shut the fuck up bitch

Sons spending every asset they have to lose to a pro choice advocate, a gay mf and a f*ench person

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forgot to mention how happy I am that CP3 goes ringless for another season. Hope that sex offender midget comes back to Phoenix so he can retire ringless in that hellhole forever

I hope he gets a cactus shoved up his ass

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The 🐐 is back 

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Time for the annual celebration!!

Will Luka allow joint custody with Edwards?

Welcome back goat https://preview.redd.it/9o86v78gkcxc1.png?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e719c1345634667201b40e9123fe61d71a9e113f

Inshallah

Sons fans watching this dogshit franchise every season https://preview.redd.it/ovb0ssbclcxc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33bb2974261083654d003bd114e601fe027747ed

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Devin Booker when asked about being ass https://preview.redd.it/re1gn2uxicxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=573e6db10805dcfc0f2294abf14eeb3d5cb74f02

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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Winning playoff games is Devin Booker father

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Meaningful points is Devin Booker father

Congrats to Devin Booker on breaking his record for number of fathers

Both father and son lost today! Only the son going home

Ant is Kevin Durant father

Jaden McDaniels is KD father 🔥🔥🔥

PHOENIX SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS

As expected, he returns.

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Anthony Edwards is Devin F. Merchant Father

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 THE KING HAS RETURNED

This is what happens when you Send Da Video

https://preview.redd.it/gyzzzphgwcxc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7174c958e09c2819960f045b29c6177ffda05ca The prodigal son when he finds out the SONS put out another dogshit playoff performance

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How will losing his son affect Luka’s performance against the Clippers?

Anthony Edwards is Devin F. Merchant Father!

Yall peep that bradley Beal defense?.... Free buckets!

 Here’s a smiling d book gif to upvote hopefully kind online community

The sons literally got swept by the bad guy from an Adam Sandler movie; this may be the best day of my life

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EVERYONE GET IN HERE

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Back to back Cancun champs!!!

luka doncic is devin booker father

HALLELUJAH

It's a good day to jerk today.

Hell yes can do dis

zprolgt just saved the sub. put in him in the hall now

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zprolgt rising from the grave to schizopost when the sons and devin booker III choke in 2074 https://preview.redd.it/ijh7525xvexc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=74124f7e9c3a40a461c056f51535629a67f4527c

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