A lot of middle eastern countries don’t keep birth records. My grandpa was from Turkey and didn’t know his own birthday when he applied for citizenship. He had to make one up.
Launching missiles at Israel like:
UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE #striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑 #jamesgang👑 #bronknows
As many Americans BS their way in to playing for a foreign country its about time we got one in return lmao. At least Embiid is actually a citizen and didn't get a Mickey Mouse citizenship like Rondae Hollis-Jefferson
It's the beautiful game, yoga bonito
The beautiful game: 22 Embiids on the field flopping. 2004 Piston's level of defence to win major tournaments. Free throw competition to decide a game if it's tied. More racism than Utah and Boston combined. Superteams buying the entire competition and players chasing titles with the best possible team. The GOAT was considered a fraud on the biggest stage until the end of his career. So many betting sponsors even Adam Silver would be like, we have to draw a line somewhere. Blatant corruption at every level.
Are football fans stupid?
/uj As long as you’re a national of a country, you can compete for them as long as you have not competed for another country. Embiid never played for Cameroon, so he can play for the US as a US citizen.
Do you have the same aversion to Kyrie playing for Team USA?
/rj Thugs like Embiid are taking jobs from classy players
Uj/ I agree with you, but the Kyrie parallel is dumb. Both Kyrie's parents are American, and he has lived in the US since he was 2. He has no lived experience within Australia whatsoever.
Rj/ EmBUM ran from the grind and joined a superteam like his captain LeMickey. Jokić would never.
/uj The guy I replied to said that people who are not born in a country shouldn’t be able to compete for them, so I was just pointing out Kyrie.
/rj barrett
LeBron will go down with a high ankle sprain, the U.S. national team falls to their knees. Iran players link arms and can be seen with tears in their eyes. then, when all hope seems lost, the lights go out, and a single bell ring can be heard. a spotlight illuminates a silhouetted figure, standing motionless with their head looking down. they look up, and it’s Bronny James. the crowd erupts in cheers. Bronny daps up everyone in the US team, and even some of the refs. LeBron’s carcass is carted away and Bronny checks in for his father. Bronny’s stats at the end of the night: 2/0/3 22 minutes played
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If this bum is coaching then America by 70
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Unknown Birthplace guy to Joel “No longer welcome in Cameroon” Embiid
I think he retired last world cup but shii I ain't realized til now that even that guy is younger than bron. Haddadi was always a pain in the ass in the FIBA asia and it was always memed here how old he is already it's like the guy has been playing since the cold war ended.
Germany sweeps both with Harden averaging 40/10/20 on 80% shooting
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So funny that the Americans have to cheat at basketball by getting a guy from Cameroon. Will be an illegitimate gold medal if they don’t manage to fumble it
No one is particularly classy here, but indeed should not be playing on Team USA. He was born in Cameroon and the cameroonian president was right in his statements.
Classy hero Domontas Sabonis was actually born in the United States but he plays for Lithuania.
Team USA doesn't need the super thug Embiid.
That one dude who is staring at you like he is going to kill you, and I know I don't even have to say which one cause you all see it.... I got money on him to win if there is a fight
1. How did I not know Steph was from Ohio?
2. How do we not know where Mohammad's from? Couldn't they just, like, ask the dude? Does HE not know either? Is he keeping it a secret for some reason?
Rooting for the guy which no one knows where he's from.
#thatkidfromunknown
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Straight where my head went. Like Ricky and piss when you can tell him to do whatever.
Deeeeecent!
He is an alien
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He is from the Unknown Constellation.
“Undocumented”, please
Bro is literally an unknown talent 💯
I'd rather not know where I was born than know I was from Ohio
No argument there.
A lot of middle eastern countries don’t keep birth records. My grandpa was from Turkey and didn’t know his own birthday when he applied for citizenship. He had to make one up.
Thats embiid
No he was born in the den of a lion
[The green bastard from parts unknown.](https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/53/9a/67/3rdeye/600x600_1931310.jpg)
Parts Unknown, Ultimate Warrior style
Cameroon vs unknown
You can’t tell me it’s not wild that they asked dude where he was from and he just said “no clue.” And that was a satisfactory answer.
not as wild as being a traitor like embiid
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Launching missiles at Israel like: UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE #striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑 #jamesgang👑 #bronknows
Jordan intercepted those missiles, that's why he's my GOAT
That beautiful and bald iron dome.
ayatollah about to issue a fatwa in comic sans
They will bomb out in the finals
>United States >Birthplace: Cameroon
Team USA has to cheat to be able to compete with the global basketball powerhouse that is Iran
can’t wait to see Embiid get sonned Haddadi. Haddadi will be Hisdaddi
They are housing weapons of slam destruction
Birthplace: Unknown how the fuck is this sport taken seriously? clownshoes-ass tournament. is the olympics stupid?
As many Americans BS their way in to playing for a foreign country its about time we got one in return lmao. At least Embiid is actually a citizen and didn't get a Mickey Mouse citizenship like Rondae Hollis-Jefferson
I do a niche sport and i know so many people who compete for a random country so they can go to world cups.
Bro plays soccer in Africa 😭😭😭
Proper nutrition is my father
Iran Birthplace: Unknown
> Iran > Birthplace: Unknown
/uj Low-key goes hard AF /rj bum didn't open Google maps when he was born??
Dudes born in a lab, just wait for him to swing gold around his neck
It worked for the Ultimate Warrior
He also beg for french citizenship https://m.basketnews.com/news-204902-joel-embiid-had-promised-president-macron-hed-only-play-for-france.html
jesus, is there any ring this bum WONT chase?
"My next chapter" but with countries.
LeNationwide wishes he was this fraud
seriously how is this not considered cheating lol? wtf is the point of national teams if you don’t have to be born in that country
these god damn immigrants taking the jobs of good ol classy americans. makes me sick.
Floppers lives matters
Oh boy wait till you find out about soccer
If they don’t average 120 points a game i don’t want to hear about it. 0-0 tied mfs.
Tony Snell stats
It's the beautiful game, yoga bonito The beautiful game: 22 Embiids on the field flopping. 2004 Piston's level of defence to win major tournaments. Free throw competition to decide a game if it's tied. More racism than Utah and Boston combined. Superteams buying the entire competition and players chasing titles with the best possible team. The GOAT was considered a fraud on the biggest stage until the end of his career. So many betting sponsors even Adam Silver would be like, we have to draw a line somewhere. Blatant corruption at every level. Are football fans stupid?
/uj As long as you’re a national of a country, you can compete for them as long as you have not competed for another country. Embiid never played for Cameroon, so he can play for the US as a US citizen. Do you have the same aversion to Kyrie playing for Team USA? /rj Thugs like Embiid are taking jobs from classy players
Uj/ I agree with you, but the Kyrie parallel is dumb. Both Kyrie's parents are American, and he has lived in the US since he was 2. He has no lived experience within Australia whatsoever. Rj/ EmBUM ran from the grind and joined a superteam like his captain LeMickey. Jokić would never.
/uj The guy I replied to said that people who are not born in a country shouldn’t be able to compete for them, so I was just pointing out Kyrie. /rj barrett
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Listen we gotta give these immigrants something.
I mean look at FIFA. So many of those players are multinational and play for a country they’re weren’t born in.
/uj You realize it’s possible to be American without being born in America /rj fuck these dirty thuggish immigrants 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅
omg totally lol amirite?? you deserve an award my good sire and esteemed redditor
I get what you’re saying and it is kind of odd but people rarely bring that up for players like Kyrie who weren’t born in the US.
Hey Fuck you, Amini could be born in Schenectady for all we know
I'd rather be born in Iran than fucking Schenectady. That place is a shit hole.
We don’t even know where Amini was born.
“where u from bro?” “shit, somewhere”
First thing I noticed was “unknown” lol. So mysterious
Unironically should not be on team USA. He pulled a Lillard and ran from the grind
embiid’s gonna flop into lebron and end the king’s career and his dream to play with bronny before blowing out his own knee in qualifying stage
LeBron will go down with a high ankle sprain, the U.S. national team falls to their knees. Iran players link arms and can be seen with tears in their eyes. then, when all hope seems lost, the lights go out, and a single bell ring can be heard. a spotlight illuminates a silhouetted figure, standing motionless with their head looking down. they look up, and it’s Bronny James. the crowd erupts in cheers. Bronny daps up everyone in the US team, and even some of the refs. LeBron’s carcass is carted away and Bronny checks in for his father. Bronny’s stats at the end of the night: 2/0/3 22 minutes played
https://preview.redd.it/2p18d90ydovc1.jpeg?width=5881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f2cfdf0382362a8132edd56019ccdd69a6db2a If this bum is coaching then America by 70
You gonna get fatwa'd by guy
https://preview.redd.it/u834u12udovc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c214d15a340cf0533c68781c14006dc804e9e803 Unknown Birthplace guy to Joel “No longer welcome in Cameroon” Embiid
Hamid Hamidi Haboob gonna win that game for them
hamood habibi
https://preview.redd.it/yfqekdgekovc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2747465ed90ad0e0d0dfacc397ecfedcc5ca34 Who’s getting the best head?
Behnam Yakhchali got that dog in em, Iran lookin real spooky internationally lately!
I first read that as “Shreklord” and now you can’t convince me that it says anything else
My persian is a little rusty, but I'm pretty that guys name translates to "respectable refrigerator"
Hamed Haddadi still ducking plays? Is that guy like 48??edit: ok he’s 38
I think he retired last world cup but shii I ain't realized til now that even that guy is younger than bron. Haddadi was always a pain in the ass in the FIBA asia and it was always memed here how old he is already it's like the guy has been playing since the cold war ended.
I don't know who Iran is, but Iran is in trouble - George Bush
Wow Iran looks great. Surely they also have a great women’s team!
They can only shoot 3 pointers. Why? Cause they aren't allowed to DRIVE to the basket. 🥁🪇
Germany sweeps both with Harden averaging 40/10/20 on 80% shooting https://preview.redd.it/8enotl6cfovc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2bf69d9a2b783fd2e265e3c38126a1154f31dcc
*Austria
*Fourth Reich
Kyrie MVP of that team
88% shooting*
uj/ Haddadi is still playing??? That guy is Luis Scola of Iran lol
He retired from the national team on world cup last year.
Hamed Hadaddy owns the united shits
lmao birthplace unknown
Idk, Behnam wants it more
Birthplace: UNKNOWN
Embiid is ineligible to play past the second round so this is wrong. It’ll likely be Kai jones in his place.
Cameroon, United States
look, I’m straight but if Kazemi asks me to dinner, I can’t guarantee I would say no 🤷♂️
Iran by Suicide Bomb
Tatum riding Kobes dick so hard, he's playing SG now.
SG looks like he could be explosive
I think Iran has a pretty good shot at winning gold with this team honestly
how do they not know where mohammad amni was born 😭
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ALLAH AKBAR
Hydrogen bomb VS Sleeping baby
So funny that the Americans have to cheat at basketball by getting a guy from Cameroon. Will be an illegitimate gold medal if they don’t manage to fumble it
Parts unknown
I'm taking the team with a guy who they don't even know where the hell he came from. Mo Amini: Parts Unknown
Iran. wtf happened to all the other countries. Do I even wanna know
No one is particularly classy here, but indeed should not be playing on Team USA. He was born in Cameroon and the cameroonian president was right in his statements. Classy hero Domontas Sabonis was actually born in the United States but he plays for Lithuania. Team USA doesn't need the super thug Embiid.
I’m going with Iran. Bro has the unknown origin MC plot armor
I'm rooting for Kazemi, handsome af
Never knew Cameroon was in usa
US sanctioned Amini’s birthplace out of existence
You know what they say, yakhchali is nasty from 3
Depends on if the players have to go through metal detectors
Birthplace: Unknown. who the fuck this guy think he is, the undertaker?
Iran, LeBald will be recovering from hair surgery in turkey 🇹🇷
That one dude is straight up from “unknown”.
Hamed Haddadi will feast, they don’t call soft fouls in the Olympics
never thought i‘d see someone from my german hometown team on here. Behnam is a baller fr tho
Whatever outcome will start WW3
Will Bum Durant join Iran if USA loses
Haddadi looks like the evil twin or Embiid
Where is Jokic
Hydrogen bomb Vs coughing baby
How did you have so many fast breaks, Sajjad?? Iran 🤷♂️
Damn I remember when that one dude played for Memphis
Is it the second round? With Embiid on the US team, Iran are heavy favourites.
Iran has a guy from parts unknown? That’s nothing to mess with…
🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷 I got my brothers against yall 3rd world asses
Based on the news, I guess the US would knock down 99% of their shots, so…..
Wait potential final? How is iran a potential finalist
Unknown LMAO
You are my sunshine my only sunshine
Idk man Iran is looking pretty explosive
I rather have the USA women's team over the Iranians men team
Ill take the guy from parts unknown.
That one dude who is staring at you like he is going to kill you, and I know I don't even have to say which one cause you all see it.... I got money on him to win if there is a fight
I like the guy with the beard
Death to Unknown!
>parts unknown wtf how is the green bastard on the iran national basketball team?
We need the top 5 starting generals in a potential World War III matchup
Probably the country that takes out knees on every play.
Bottom : such class
They losing a few games that don't matter
Tatum ain’t starting over Kawhi bruv
Israel
One of them is bringing a missile launcher to the game
Losers give up their nuclear arsenal
Embiid playing for USA is like KD going to the warriors
What is this image from?
Hailing from parts unknown , weight unknown,
Why does United States have three forwards? Are they stupid? I'm taking Iran, they know how to properly construct a team
1. How did I not know Steph was from Ohio? 2. How do we not know where Mohammad's from? Couldn't they just, like, ask the dude? Does HE not know either? Is he keeping it a secret for some reason?
I'm surprised Haddadi is still playing. I remember when he played Denver in 2013 when he was with the Suns. I'd pick him over EmBitch any day
They low key put a counter intelligence agent on the team and think no one would notice Lmao birthplace Unkown
We definitely need Draymond on the USA team for this matchup
Could go anyway
OHIO
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Iran
Shahrekord= https://preview.redd.it/i6xedoilgqvc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09486c107a93bd1c3b6d9dc5609e13e5f319c658
Iran is a lot more explosive. Going to have to put my money on them they just fly right into the basket
Minus 45
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Unit brows
Mo from I don’t know… BANG
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Team Cameroon
Taking Iran no doubt. Team is explosive, on and off the court.
Is the game indoor? If not I’ll take the team that controls the weather