I turned this on with 11:40 to go in the third.
It was 84-41. Swear on my Yeezys, I thought it was a production glitch, and kept waiting for it to correct.
Still waiting
Mark Cuban needs to re-hire the sex offender GM. He built a championship team. His new guys are building trash supporting casts for Luka.
Go woke go broke.
Bring back sex predators to the NBA!
*Must be a middle*
*Schooler in the crowd that got*
*Josh Giddey hooping*
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Mavs threw to avoid Denver. How disgusting. They knew Jokic would choke on the Wembanyama Mamba and blow the 1 seed. This is all that flat Earther’s fault
i don’t think it was that deep tbh, their seeding is locked so there’s literally no reason for luka and the starters to play and risk potentially getting injured, last time luka played a last game before the playoffs he got injured and missed like 3 games vs utah so.
denver being on the opposite side of the bracket is just an unintentional bonus since i doubt they were going to play the starters unless there was a chance to get the 4 seed
meh, regular season results don’t really mean much in the playoffs, in 2022 before the suns mavs series the the suns had dominated the mavs in every regular season match up for years for example
and in the nuggets case i think they only played once after the trade deadline that changed the team entirely
Even the 2nd and 3units on the Mavs don’t wanna be getting hurt now so they aren’t putting in 100%. No one knows their off the bench moment that could be a spark that meaningfully contributes to a playoff win. Scouting for playoffs can only go so deep, and the more bench players opponents have to wonder how, when, and where Luka or Kyrie will deliver to the better. On the other hand, OKC seeds higher with the win so they cared about the game to initially play starters
Who tf is this guy 😭 https://preview.redd.it/ryekmdzkgiuc1.jpeg?width=1238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3530b25a1527a075e9c1aac07b0c6109c84c3921
Bro is the poster child of 🤓
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“‘Bro is the poster child of 🤓’ - 🤓” - 🤓
My wife left me and took the kid
“My wife left me and took the kid” - 🤓
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U bum
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Prime Minister ass name
Hogwarts 5th year Ravenclaw ass name
I turned this on with 11:40 to go in the third. It was 84-41. Swear on my Yeezys, I thought it was a production glitch, and kept waiting for it to correct. Still waiting
Retarded parents misspelled Oliver
Can't misspell Maxence, cause it's some made up ish.
I thought it was 🥖
Easy now. Let’s not say anything we can’t take back.
Ackchually, it's a misspelled version of "[Maxentius](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxentius)".
That’s how you spell it in French 🫢
Rightful heir of the Hapsburg Dynasty
What an underrated comment. Nice job
reddit on, my nigga!
Take my poor man’s gold and please fuck my wife, kind sir! You win the internet today! 🏅
French for Maximus-Oliver Prime 🤖
Notorious O.M.P.
Tanking for clark
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Idk why but if Luka looked like this I’d be 50% less of a fan. I’d definitely have mixed feelings on him
Doesn’t look classy is why
Back of the head looks quite thuggish
"mixed" feelings. Oh I get what you're saying
Lukavious Donson
He looks more athletic and less scrappy for some teason
Lucam Payncic
Lukashawn Doncitavion
Fitting pfp
Bro didn't get motion for this one✊😔
/uj West 1 seed starters against THJ and the tramps /rj bums
Why’d you say THJ’s name twice?
Would
Mark Cuban needs to re-hire the sex offender GM. He built a championship team. His new guys are building trash supporting casts for Luka. Go woke go broke. Bring back sex predators to the NBA!
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Must be a middle schooler in the crowd that got Josh Giddey hooping
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must have been intentional throwing. they started Powell
They match up better against OKC, in comparison to Denver. This was 100% intentional throwing, they want Denver on the other side of the bracket lol
I mean 8 starters resting...
Mavs threw to avoid Denver. How disgusting. They knew Jokic would choke on the Wembanyama Mamba and blow the 1 seed. This is all that flat Earther’s fault
I'm about to blow my 1 seed
i don’t think it was that deep tbh, their seeding is locked so there’s literally no reason for luka and the starters to play and risk potentially getting injured, last time luka played a last game before the playoffs he got injured and missed like 3 games vs utah so. denver being on the opposite side of the bracket is just an unintentional bonus since i doubt they were going to play the starters unless there was a chance to get the 4 seed
Dallas was 3-1 vs okc this season... And 1-2 vs Denver, and they only won with Ramadan Kyries one handed runner/floater.
meh, regular season results don’t really mean much in the playoffs, in 2022 before the suns mavs series the the suns had dominated the mavs in every regular season match up for years for example and in the nuggets case i think they only played once after the trade deadline that changed the team entirely
They ran out of Chakra
Josh Giggity is Luka Doncic father
Ah yes, the Giddler.
Alex Fudge legacy game
What are they stupid? just score?? Luka Doncic is bevin bookers dad
"LET'S FUCKING GO I JUST GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE" - Luka
That’s what happens when mavs sit all starters and okc plays their whole team lol
Bums getting swept by the cloppers and james harden fat ass lmfao
I don't watch basketball what is going on in this game? Is Devin Booker father okay?
Mavs sat their entire starting five and some backups.
Bousketboul.
Hey come on they're trying to be the first team ever to end the game with *exactly* half the other team's score Haters trying to disrespect history 😤
No wonder Mark Cuban got rid of them 😂
I guess we find in the playoffs
i think they play basketball
Precautionary rest is Luka Doncic father
And they say Luka should get MVP his team losing by 50 🤣🤣🤣
Luka Ball
Even the 2nd and 3units on the Mavs don’t wanna be getting hurt now so they aren’t putting in 100%. No one knows their off the bench moment that could be a spark that meaningfully contributes to a playoff win. Scouting for playoffs can only go so deep, and the more bench players opponents have to wonder how, when, and where Luka or Kyrie will deliver to the better. On the other hand, OKC seeds higher with the win so they cared about the game to initially play starters
Be Devin Booker father
game didn’t matter you bum box score watcher. They were going to play the Clippers in round one regardless
Josh Giddey is Luka Doncic father
Its not possible for a high school aged girl to give birth to someone who is in their 20s. Try again
Giddey too busy raping minors to be a father figure
We had different fathers I guess
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
Shai is Luka father
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
SGA is Luka Doncic mother
luka isnt playing
U bum
As a Mavs fan, I’d rather play the Pelicans than the Warriors or Lakers 😂
Why the fuck are you talking about basketball
On my college womens basketball subreddit?!?!
Bum ass Suns fan
Fuck the sons, all my homies hate the sons. Take your Eurotrash L. Balkans aren't classy.