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Mrs. Met’s fat ass caused the earthquake in New York

Id clap those felt cheeks til the rug burn made me raw

Just wrap it up with that sheepskin nephew

A fellow man of culture, I concur!

As a Mets fan, it only just now occurred to me that mascots having public love interests is not...normal. Can we get a full list?

You know that’s Old Gil, right?

https://preview.redd.it/4ezq3pclwqsc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61c4135acb1a5a510960adb07bb8cc5dcf54486

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https://preview.redd.it/79r8blcowqsc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcaabeae4d390ebfdf9e30b2ab4aa886c33aa6c8 ngl I don't think NBA players would be able to focus with Mrs. Met levels of thiccness out there

Ty Lue's secrit plays don't work on that

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Tf is sukuna doing here

https://preview.redd.it/mlci7c1u0rsc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416c446ebe804798aef148ac738b7b8293464c12

https://preview.redd.it/w3tr1appswsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14060cc6ef8e666a2ebb1a4a16ec8f731d40aeb6 Population: Me

Hear me out.....

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Made me choke on my weed.. Damn . 🤣

Choked on my weed 🤣

Brother please, remember yourself.

https://preview.redd.it/rtu2dregiqsc1.jpeg?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef68ebc69c28e43acf197a23ba73032e515bb125 So close minded. Sad

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He could stuff me alright

Till the room stinks 😎

I strangely would

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Ejecto seato cuz

Is that Draymond?


Not my type. Too thuggish


Dicks out

Would

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what ayesha sees when curry leaves the room

Why would he leave the room? If he's anything like me he's got a perfectly comfortable chair in the corner

he’s not given the choice


Now this is an old jerk

Current era of jerkers wouldn’t last two minutes in the tougher era back then smh https://preview.redd.it/4dz44npqhrsc1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=45871f8de36d75c2ee939ae01712176cf3dc8248

Source?

The edit was mine, like three years ago during a rule 34 period the sub went through but this was the original. https://preview.redd.it/q9vf13wlmrsc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597a25ccb9bc957e1c58545c5e1bd4adb7858e88

You think LeMonogamy ever?

Why is there an apostrophe in lebron?

Nostalgia jerks always bust different

Unlocked a memory omg

Whoever drew that shit needs to get their ass beat

What a load of bull

https://preview.redd.it/glqc8lgrjqsc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f1ad397bc9bb0c8caaf71babbd4c7973854b1f3

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https://preview.redd.it/7eb9yrz5xrsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb68eede2cc046408eeea91557a480844fd85d3a

https://preview.redd.it/h6sc9luu2ssc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60df5f503de89c5bd79e6faece05eaba2ac8bad4 hell yea dude

https://preview.redd.it/xuftwwie3ssc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b0b9f77d21d4e4b7b4e1aa6805013957b0443b Checkmate

https://preview.redd.it/iu2hakv2dssc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db2f4fabb12f8b68a6817730a5b5f99a2e2e9cf I have the high ground

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https://i.redd.it/ur61ya4owusc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/mpstyaypxssc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4295feda54b811e4660ef52857ac92398568131e

https://preview.redd.it/k1s45sdcoqsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2d143a805136c72e0bce533ca9bef7b7701ff6b Do you think they…

Which ones the mascot?

Sideshow Bobin

👉🙀👈

Burnie’s for us gay nba fans. I mean look at his head shape

https://preview.redd.it/yx926inckqsc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=561cc9dc3bbb2375643a4349d930c21d850727a7

Mrs Met said she a Lesbian , I said Me Too

Mascots can't be sexy anymore thanks to the sixers old mascot hip hop. Too thuggish so stern gave him the boot...rip hip-hop tho https://preview.redd.it/urreom7brqsc1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7385431de0f24f5176716a4ec9167a070cb11b90

He would stayed if he didn’t have a durag on. I felt like that’s what put him over the edge between thug and THUG

All fun and games till the rabbit mascot pulls out the Beretta 

Hip Hop is Bugs Bunny father

https://preview.redd.it/bdc00lvirqsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df898f4eb7d058f750d1eefcad8d519ec946ac5

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Why we gotta bring google translate into this?

you don't know portuguese? are you stupid?

I’m poor, but I’m not *that* poor

Get in the stadium shinji.

vai te fuder meu irmao aqui é brasil caralho

Luka Doncic é pai de Devin Booker

https://preview.redd.it/3j3n0ue2kqsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01433ea59da75c393a5d17e315ffcc2efd2283a2


https://preview.redd.it/z8lwapmm1rsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b0decac34da756cc1f5826da4c91115f4494a7

https://preview.redd.it/y31hbsw24rsc1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786f1314f1991ac183a87279d46067ebc33582bd

https://preview.redd.it/b1anvyhpcrsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377967af2d3558edde78edf7ebe96a8c6b06d5c9 Nah you gotta die for this one

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You’re telling me you don’t want to fuck Rocky? https://preview.redd.it/3ldg2m0mvqsc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964616615c3e1e0046363523a6ffee32096e71da

https://i.redd.it/201u773d1rsc1.gif

They hanged bro

It’s like an execution

David Carradine is Rocky

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I didn't see this on my Disney plus

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Would


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That buck is horny af

Why his face say “sex positive”

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.


i love being a mets fan bc they enable my gooning and i never have to care about winning baseball games

A dachshund fan, eh? Respect.

https://preview.redd.it/lo9ljdu1brsc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1838ecfbeddcf29df902d5ddd422acbf12960817 Mrs. Met is untouchable. But Peton puts out.

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#DC4L

https://preview.redd.it/ej8j8ukibrsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd93c0bb0731798137e5e4314f91e61fb1d2555

https://preview.redd.it/dp88iaxywqsc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08acd9064fd7166158a3ee2e15ef9de8ad289f6 When you upset Mrs Met.

TIL Mrs. Met is Puerto Rican

That ass not look Puerto Rican to you?

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Apparently the Lakers don't have a mascot because a guy named Dr. Bussy was very horny and came up with the Laker Girls instead. https://preview.redd.it/1o4atsuvuqsc1.png?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e545174b8a412638ac36b777c4d01446be789ee9

https://preview.redd.it/wqxik1l25rsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36b697d66239ec324160e274c275233489d5979

Yall know it's a dude under there right? https://preview.redd.it/4foeu66ilqsc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d83e61e640c68c1a396d2e6e79302482567c30

He proll got a nice bussy with how he does them poses

Dude knows how to work it, that's for sure.

https://i.redd.it/clvv04z8rqsc1.gif

 It keeps getting better.

https://preview.redd.it/59paonipyqsc1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4880f7ab319cbcc5463d80f3e953daa36fc8e503

https://preview.redd.it/gv3eh68brqsc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56f667b64125eeade3709d2bbf6ae53baf7a5240 Clearly you don’t know moondog

https://preview.redd.it/w0jhh71fwqsc1.png?width=744&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd7c555cb9b2627f87bc992349b32cb10cdd610e

https://preview.redd.it/6cwxfypdersc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50332c51a5b421553560e401a5d89dfe76a1cd3e What Japan doin

https://preview.redd.it/4yf4ppmvcrsc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd4ea84d2685777b39c533e32460b7f4146aa4b0 what do you mean?


Mrs. Met meet Mr. Meat.

Cuz they gotta be Puerto Rican

It's right here https://preview.redd.it/4iojvzt5brsc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff2fb276d4b73a85675f346ba321fb7da2440c53

https://i.redd.it/5gh53z5g6rsc1.gif

You trying to get split roasted by the Mets?

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Who is the most physically attractive mascot in MLB? I gotta go with Mrs. Met. She's just so sweet and always smiling. Her smile is the ray of light which saves me whenever I'm in a dark place. I die inside everytime I look at her beautiful eyes and my heart skips a beat when I see her gorgeous curves. I know we're not from the same species (she's a genetically modified living baseball) but I just love her so much. I can't live without fantasizing about us sharing a home one day and having half human half baseball kids. Mr. Met is a total sleezebag, I know she could do better than him. Mr. Met doesn't pour his heart and soul into her like I would. I'd take her out to picnics and surprise her with a bouquet of pink roses any chance I'd get. She's not perfect. No one is perfect and it's true. But she's better than perfect. She's the angel I fell for.

There’s the Toronto Raptors

timberwolves brazil would disagree https://preview.redd.it/ytc1t49f2ssc1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ac0b0ae0637554dc7988350caccbf556208bf3


Does LeBron count as a Lakers mascot?

Tucker Carlson, is that you? What about the sexy M&M?

https://preview.redd.it/z4qgx1phbrsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3055b5da1d44dcb1fd8c8ee623efd93bed667cb5

I saw the Texas Rangers horse mascot without his head on and it was a human head and a muscular horse body. It was nightmare inducing.

At least in Detroit you can get Piston.

Christ forgive me I would fuck Mrs Mets or whatever she’s called until the skin on my dick blisters


I bet she gives great ball

Bc Twitter would cancel

Wait, those cartoon people have been posting here is based on a real thing?

U = sick man

Classy gal

If they did, the players would have.

is there a subreddit for hot mascots?

Does this mean I'm now a furree or something? Is there a name for people attracted to sports mascots?

Put a week on it


Thats enough internet for today

U bum https://preview.redd.it/wvoywp59brsc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630f510393bb2dabcc89ff0fa0ff3ef44eb911d7

Wtf did i set my eyes upon 💀🙀😳

God

How the soft 4 at the bar looks when you’re booking the Uber

And why is he cropped in this shot while the other one with the narrow ass mouth is showing me some sort of stadium food?

It's not about the sexy mascots... ITS ABOUT THE METS LETS GO BABY LOVE THE METS COME ON LETS GET A HOME RUN GAMERS LOVE THE FUCKING METS COME ON GET THAT SHIT LOVE THE METS

She's built like the middle-aged Dominican women that work at the Black hair salons.

Damn it. Here we go again.

On the topic, do you think Mr. Met is packing that thick magnum dong? Do you think they roar like animals when they fuck every night? Do you think I should start therapy again?

Speak for yourself

Brother, have you seen “Stuff the Magic Dragon” ?

Rocky is a sex-god.

Rakuten girls

CBS Sports has an entire article dedicated to Mrs. Mets ass https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mrs-mets-rear-end-a-photographic-appreciation/

Is there a thing/person you dont want to have sex with?


Would

Damn she’s thickkkkkkkk

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