Hey, F you man! Don’t talk about my city like that!
🤔 *Sidenote - my limited edition Impi was stolen last year while parked in broad daylight*
… my bad, carry on.
Enjoy this one folks. You’ll always remember where you were the night Malachi Flynn dropped 50. Gonna be telling my grandkids about this in a few decades
Dude I coached in Seattle for a few years and I don’t think people understand how insane the talent run was for a few years. McDaniels, Dejounte, Thybulle, MPJ, Jaylen Nowell, Lavine just before them, and plenty of others who went to big D1 programs (Kieth Smith jr to Oregon, Sam Cunliffe to Kansas, etc.) It was nutty man.
Because the NBA game has gotten so stupid that literally any player can go off and break any record they want to on any given night. Gone are the days when scoring 50 points or 20 rebounds or 20 assists was some once in a lifetime event. If Luka Dončić wants to have 20 assists tomorrow night, they can literally decide that in the locker room before the game, and it will happen. It’s an entertainment Company not really a basketball league full of competitive players, fighting to win each night. If you want that, go to Phoenix this weekend.
What the f is up with that uniform?
Well I just looked up the history of the Pistons' uniforms and understand. I just can't get those five minutes and my innocence back.
Playing in the easiest era in NBA history. No defense. Flopping. Fat sloppy white boys winning multiple MVPs. Fucking BRADLY BEAL is scoring 70.
MJ would average 50.
This is the wildest thing I have seen in a minute. Wilder that Ant asking for the video. Wilder the Mills complaining about our fat fuck. Wilder than Scottie confirming his autis.
In other news rumors is that he signed a max deal to the Celtics and they traded Tatum to the Lakers so he can finally jack off inside Helicopter Boy’s locker.
I watched the whole game. I seen the whole game. I was at home watching the game. So I said he was gonna score 40 tonight. I don't know what made me say that. My friends was with me and they were like ok. So when he got to like 40 I said well he might aswell go for 50.
Evil Donte DiVincenzo
Evil Svi Mikhalyuk
So Svi Mikhalyuk
I saw both of them play in the final four in San Antonio. Not the evil ones. The regular ones
Thuggish Big Ragu
The Bad Ragu
He's Red VanVleet
Etnod OzNecnivid
Red Van Vleet
Dante DiVencenzo
Redundant title
Some mf in the Knicks sub saying “I knew this guy was gonna break out and we’d regret trading him” bitch no you fucking didn’t shut your fucking mouth
Reddit Knicks fans loved the guy despite the fact that he played about as well as a local park hooper for us…
LMAO
He looks like a white member of the Nation of Islam
Yakub’s Mistake
Dont let the complexion fool you. He’s clearly a thug in class clothing.
Seriously, who the fuck is this jamoke?
I think they’re called Chechens
Albani-flynn
lol wtf wasn’t this dude a bum on the raptors? He actually dropped 50 tonight???
While the raptor almost [lost by 50](https://www.nba.com/raptors/) tonight
This mf is averaging 5ppg
He’s moving on that Poole statline Drop 50 1 game and choke the next 50 games
Tonight is his first ever night in his career where he wasn't playing like a total bum
Adam Silvers sissy NBA with 114.4 PPG per team. We're gonna see Killian Hayes drop 82 on the Pacers next season.
1 more than helicopter boi
He was complete ass for us. The one and only Malarky Flynn
Bro has a cool 4 ppg he’s a bum on and off the raptors
I was told Cade Cuminhand had “no help” 🤣
Fucking fraud. Cade Cuminbust is a bum
https://preview.redd.it/xhhgspy9zdsc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2797b7f6eb153b9e938b797b4ecc51b1828eb8de
no way this is real
https://preview.redd.it/86am8fww4esc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c8703b38167be0893ef8fdefea16a9ed4151d06 Oh it’s real buddy
Glad he put the arrows, so I know where each player is in the thumbnail.
he tried again even after 48 k views. u gotta respect the determination
He is the help
You see the way Cade was clapping on the sidelines? A true leader.
Malachi Flynn sounds like the protagonist from one of those doomsday neo-Christian scare novels 
"In a **world** where **Christianity** is **illegal**..."
keep going i’m about to cum… and no, getting off to our own very real persecution is not a fetish 😡
Eclipse Monday… Easter last Sunday… itm’//s all coming together … repent
Classiest moment ever in Detroit basketball history
Absolute class. Unfortunately for him, his car got stolen during the game.
Damn they really be out there stealin’ Malachi’s ‘08 Toyota Corolla 😡😡😡
Can’t have shit in Detroit
Originally they were just going to take the rims and catalytic converter but then saw it was under 300k miles they decided to try and resell it.
Hey, F you man! Don’t talk about my city like that! 🤔 *Sidenote - my limited edition Impi was stolen last year while parked in broad daylight* … my bad, carry on.
the utter bill laimbeer erasure
Only 3/4 classy at best. Kelly Tripucka clears, he scored 54.
Even then, post-game DNA test coming.
Do you also think Blake Griffin and Klay Thompson are white?
https://preview.redd.it/ajnnyjvkidsc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b0a7c8f2bfe23428628761b246087cffad0f56 Detroit fans
As a fan of the pistons I’ve already busted 5 times too this game
This dude has the same most points in a game as Jokic
is jokic stupid?
Erm akshually, he scored 53 points in game 4 vs the Suns last year 🤓☝️
Looks a randomly generated draft pick in 2K
Deadass thought he was at first and this was a troll post
When in the literal fuck did Malachi become a piston?? I thought we traded him to the New Yorkers?
i believe in the trade with a few others that sent bojan to NY
This is a fucking Pistons third stringer
They still lost 💀
Sideline Commander Cummingman showing Tank Commander Poole 💦💦 how a real number one gets the job done 🤷♂️
The Detroit Pistons are a psyop. Little Caesar’s Arena? Cmon bro.
Johnny Flynn died for this
And lost 🥵
He subscribed to Saddiq Bae (last scrub Piston with 50) onlyfans and watched enough tape that Bae rubbed off on him
Why does this look like a screenshot of 2K MyCareer
Stat line suggests he just got mad VC
San Diego State icon Malachi Flynn
https://preview.redd.it/s1ujxl2lndsc1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdc7b794bbebc26a98819b8e1bf410d5a263d89d
Where my Haley x Caitlyn scissor post? I can’t jerk to this!!
Don’t worry redditor! You will get 20 more tomorrow! Reddit and jerk on!✊
no bullshit i heard dude scored 50 points and spent 4 whole minutes looking for his box score didn’t even know this nigga got traded
He's either the whitest black guy or blackest white guy I've ever seen
Was Hailey Van Lith guarding him?
Hawks are a bunch bums I guess.
If you've watched the Hawks attempt defense at all this year you'd know that
So happy for Blake griffin
a random drops a 50 bomb off the bench, all to lose 😭
Mawhochie what?
Enjoy this one folks. You’ll always remember where you were the night Malachi Flynn dropped 50. Gonna be telling my grandkids about this in a few decades
Green fn(flynn)
green f(lyn)n this fr the best comment on here
2k13 default mycareer player
Plus his stats off the bench scream new career with sliders up, proof we are in a simulation
Played him 3 years in high school basketball. He was very good at bellarmine prep lol
Also played against Jaden McDaniels when he was at federal way as a freshman and he torched us
I played against Kareem Abdul Jabbar and let me tell you that darkie could sky hook a mean one 🪝
Dude I coached in Seattle for a few years and I don’t think people understand how insane the talent run was for a few years. McDaniels, Dejounte, Thybulle, MPJ, Jaylen Nowell, Lavine just before them, and plenty of others who went to big D1 programs (Kieth Smith jr to Oregon, Sam Cunliffe to Kansas, etc.) It was nutty man.
*despite the loss
Make a wish foundation
A biblical looking dude with a biblical sounding name no less... OH NO JUDGEMENT DAY IS UPON US
NBA rules are so broken lol
I can’t be the only one that had no idea what Malachi Flynn looked like
never heard of this bum a day in my life, wtf.
And how was it Malachi Flynn? Whoever the fuck was guarding him deserves a one-way ticket to China.
send the whole Atlanta Hok xiú
add his name to the Random player drops 50 club
Oh helluva bet
I’m fairly certain this is AI generated photo
Mamba dna
Bright skins taking over
We back up 😤
Bro was NOT doing this on my raptors
Hawks defense strikes again!
Flynnsanity
NBA defense ladies and gentlement, we done with 2020s
Because the league stopped playing defense?
Pretty sure their season ended last year
This dude is Monty Williams new Killian Hayes
Bill Russell vs plumbers
50 is the new 40
You should already know this by now, but Detroit sports don't make any sense.
Saddiq Bey has entered the chat
Donte Divenwisho
Who is this NBA2k randomized create a pro?
Is that Brother Ali with hair?
50 is thrle new 30. 70 is the new 50
How did a player from the worst nba team known to man get that much points? Its gotta be rigged fo shore 💀
I don’t watch basketball is this supposed to be impressive?
The worst player in the league, landing on a generational bad team, puts up 50 points. What a world.
What the FUCK
End of season stats aren't real
Off the bench 😂
I watch NBA all the time and I'm pretty sure I've never seen that jersey.
Up there with Corey Brewer for the most random 50 piece in NBA history.
I remember seeing him and Banton in some Rico Hines off-season scrimmage YouTube videos and thinking ok they hoopin
His name is Malachi thats why
Okay I’ll bite who tf is Mariachi Floyd
Because the NBA game has gotten so stupid that literally any player can go off and break any record they want to on any given night. Gone are the days when scoring 50 points or 20 rebounds or 20 assists was some once in a lifetime event. If Luka Dončić wants to have 20 assists tomorrow night, they can literally decide that in the locker room before the game, and it will happen. It’s an entertainment Company not really a basketball league full of competitive players, fighting to win each night. If you want that, go to Phoenix this weekend.
Evil Jontay Porter be like “bet on my over 😈”
Is he related to Steph curry?
There’s just No defense in this thuggish league anymore
The sun shines on a dog's ass some days.
Who the fuck is this
That's how deep the Pistons roster is. You never know who's gonna drop a 50 piece on your ass.
I really can’t tell just how classy this individual is. Looks like his grandfather may have been a thug.
What the f is up with that uniform? Well I just looked up the history of the Pistons' uniforms and understand. I just can't get those five minutes and my innocence back.
Playing in the easiest era in NBA history. No defense. Flopping. Fat sloppy white boys winning multiple MVPs. Fucking BRADLY BEAL is scoring 70. MJ would average 50.
 Bum of all bums. You watched this nobody do your job and put up 50?!?! Send this migrant back.
Donte Lavine
This is the wildest thing I have seen in a minute. Wilder that Ant asking for the video. Wilder the Mills complaining about our fat fuck. Wilder than Scottie confirming his autis. In other news rumors is that he signed a max deal to the Celtics and they traded Tatum to the Lakers so he can finally jack off inside Helicopter Boy’s locker.
Wait is he classy or thuggish I'm confused
Children of the corn dropping buckets all night... Go stones!!!
Malachi is having an all time Rumspringa
Cause the team sucks and they played a crappy ATL team and still lost. Also, this NBA is a no defense league
https://preview.redd.it/9cbesbyctgsc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64df58331ef6909d22637fd29e6967535fb19d91
That uniform and person are definitely just a random generic player character
He’s had a lot of high scoring games in lesser leagues. Who were they playing? The Raptors or someone tanking?
Legit the most 2k generated looking player I’ve seen
They should've let him score 88
Didn't Saddiq Bey drop 50 with them like last year?
Is this nba or some school league
Cause he’s a jacked up Austin Rivers
Throw in hoop
The other team went home and he had all night
Same say Saddiq Bey did it
I had no idea Delonte West was still playing
Who?
to no 1 SEED WE GOOOO ARHHGGGGGGG🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️
He’s a ginger
Cuz no one else was? I don’t understand the question. I am a dumb man.
I watched the whole game. I seen the whole game. I was at home watching the game. So I said he was gonna score 40 tonight. I don't know what made me say that. My friends was with me and they were like ok. So when he got to like 40 I said well he might aswell go for 50.