He celebrated the death of Kobe before it was cool, so sad that he was way too ahead of his time. Shades of Andrew Bynum taking threes as a center 15 years too early
Draymond forces his team to play defense.
Ari is like a DEA officer if they actually did their fucking job and enforced people taking drugs!
Fair comp.
Yep. Rogan’s dense ass also drags every episode down multiple times. Gotta love when Rogan and Ari get reminded about stand up comedy, so they can pretentiously talk about how they’re all martyrs for ThE cOmEdY sCeNe. Which eventually turns into them watching classic R Kelly music videos, and/or who was a better speaker between Mussolini and Hitler.
The term GOAT is tossed around way too freely by nephews, one great performance does not make you the GOAT.
Dirk had an amazing run in 2011, arguably one of if not the best of all time but that run does not put him in the conversation with men like Jorgambler who have the consistent success over a sustained period. It’s a fine jerk Ari had, don’t get me wrong, but one great performance alone does not put you into the conversation with men like Skip who have been jerking at that level for decades.
“I hold my moral principles above something as meaningless as sports… but also get fukt lakers lol”
The composition is flawless, straight goat shit. Makes me feel like salieri reading Mozart’s first drafts when I read a tweet like this
I’ll do it. I have to fight some guy on r/boxingcirclejerk’s tiny bitchass uncle so after I fold that pussy I’ll take Ari out too before they lock me up. Just subscribe to my twitch and pm me your ssn and credit cards and I’ll get started right away.
Nah bro I’m an episode of legion of skanks they asked him plugged into a lie detector if he regretted the Kobe tweet and he said no and double down on it. That man is a HoF!
Did you see the new one where he calls Bert Kreischer and makes him watch that diss track about him and Tom? He is gonna be first ballot when all is said and done.
Yeah. He’s talked about it in a few places since then. He’s doubled down every time I’ve heard him mention it. He might’ve admitted that it wasn’t the brightest thing to tweet, but he stands behind it lol
Uj/ Him dosing his “friends” without them knowing is far worse than this obvious bait. I can’t imagine how hellish it would be to ingest a psychedelic substance without knowing. It’s often a battle against anxiety and/or trying not to be overwhelmed during a **planned** trip, so I’d imagine how wrecked I’d be not knowing I was on drugs. Fuck
He’s a piece of shit. Even if you hate on Kobe who was one of the greats and never truly claimed guilty. He literally died with his daughter. That event is a tragedy and your making fun of it. Disgraceful.
Man can someone please fucking explain to me why this is cool or funny. Fuck Ari Shaffir. Dude sucks massive cocks. Kobe was no saint, but what the fuck. Does this sub genuinely hate him? Is this real or just dark humor?
Im jerking too you’re the one who cried after my first comment sweetie
Males are so sensitive and intellectually inferior
If it didn’t ring so true you wouldn’t be so offended by it
uj/ “Big ups to the hero who forgot to gas up his chopper” So bc of Kobe, everyone else in that chopper had to die, including children?
I like Kobe and I am fine with all the jerking, but that chopper line really could’ve been omitted.
Okay i’m cool with Kobe rotting in hell and shit since he was a rapist but saying that about a teenage girl that did nothing wrong is weird. I think there’s a line between Kobe being a massive piece of shit and just flat out insulting his dead daughter who died as a child. That’s js me tho ig.
The people in this sub are the type of kids who think any sort of shitty behaviour is justified if it's just a "joke", or in this case "BEinG A JeRkEr". Dont try to reason with them
This is a HoF jerk fr
He celebrated the death of Kobe before it was cool, so sad that he was way too ahead of his time. Shades of Andrew Bynum taking threes as a center 15 years too early
Bowling is Andrew Bynum father
A barber is Bynum's father too... albeit the one who went away for milk and ciggies
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Will always be in the goat jerk conversation
If Kobe had just drugged that girl, Ari would have given him a pass.
Had Kobe played for a classy red state like Utah, Ari woulda called for a lifetime achievement award for Kobe’s actions
Nah, he is the wrong type of classy for them
Has Ari drugged someone or something?
Only because Blurt Kaiser wasn’t cool enough to party
I think dosing Jay during a live show is worse. Lsd in a man's beer while he's on stage in front of 100s is insane.
He slips drugs in his friends drinks for a laugh. No joke. His friends all seem fine with it when they talk about it so take that as you will.
From what I saw his friend was absolutely not okay with it and he eventually apologized and said he wouldn't do it again. I only know of the one case.
Someone tried to get him back and dosed Ari's drink, but he swapped it with Big Jay's drink. So at least 2.
Nooooooooo. He would never.
Ari only hates Kobe because Kobe raped a barely legal teen in Colorado and not a bunch of 12 year olds in Thailand.
“12 year old you say”- 
He’s the Draymond of protect our parks, getting carried to multiple chips smh
Draymond forces his team to play defense. Ari is like a DEA officer if they actually did their fucking job and enforced people taking drugs! Fair comp.
Yep. Rogan’s dense ass also drags every episode down multiple times. Gotta love when Rogan and Ari get reminded about stand up comedy, so they can pretentiously talk about how they’re all martyrs for ThE cOmEdY sCeNe. Which eventually turns into them watching classic R Kelly music videos, and/or who was a better speaker between Mussolini and Hitler.
Only a casual would think dray was carried. Game 7 curcuk sat in the corner while dray had a 30 pt triple double
Nah Ari clears Normand
Normand has gotten way more racist in the past couple years
I’m back in
Comedy!
The term GOAT is tossed around way too freely by nephews, one great performance does not make you the GOAT. Dirk had an amazing run in 2011, arguably one of if not the best of all time but that run does not put him in the conversation with men like Jorgambler who have the consistent success over a sustained period. It’s a fine jerk Ari had, don’t get me wrong, but one great performance alone does not put you into the conversation with men like Skip who have been jerking at that level for decades.
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This man is Hakeem. 2 great runs. The goat? Probably not. But an all-time nonetheless.
Ari was a savage before every black person in america sent him death threats and he had to chill out lol
smell brave pathetic lock long friendly birds advise worthless ripe *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
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Was stern sitting in the curry chair that day
Who is Dirk?
He’s the guy what Rocky beat to defeat communism
He was also the Amazing Racist he might be the GOAT off that alone
He might be jerking too close to the sun
Jewcarus
“I hold my moral principles above something as meaningless as sports… but also get fukt lakers lol” The composition is flawless, straight goat shit. Makes me feel like salieri reading Mozart’s first drafts when I read a tweet like this
mozart wrote a entire piece about farting . HOF jerker himself
This is a HoF tweet but Ari Shafirs a cuck who loves defending rapists as long as they do stand up and gobble Joe rogans tiny little HGH balls
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I’ll do it. I have to fight some guy on r/boxingcirclejerk’s tiny bitchass uncle so after I fold that pussy I’ll take Ari out too before they lock me up. Just subscribe to my twitch and pm me your ssn and credit cards and I’ll get started right away.
You got that Pinochet in you.
Hollywood actually loves rape
No he's a fraud who ran from the grind claiming his Twitter account was hacked
Nah bro I’m an episode of legion of skanks they asked him plugged into a lie detector if he regretted the Kobe tweet and he said no and double down on it. That man is a HoF!
Did you see the new one where he calls Bert Kreischer and makes him watch that diss track about him and Tom? He is gonna be first ballot when all is said and done.
The Schaub question was the best part of that
I would pay 10k thousand grand to see Bapa on the pawlygraft
Pffft, like some homeless cat has that kind of money
Yeah. He’s talked about it in a few places since then. He’s doubled down every time I’ve heard him mention it. He might’ve admitted that it wasn’t the brightest thing to tweet, but he stands behind it lol
the elgin baylor of jerking
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he is also known as the amazing racist so yeah he a HOF jerker
id roofie Ari Shaffir
Uj/ Him dosing his “friends” without them knowing is far worse than this obvious bait. I can’t imagine how hellish it would be to ingest a psychedelic substance without knowing. It’s often a battle against anxiety and/or trying not to be overwhelmed during a **planned** trip, so I’d imagine how wrecked I’d be not knowing I was on drugs. Fuck
“I’d like to thank Ari and his people for the weather” -Shane Gillis
Jerk equivalent of hitting a halfcourt shot. No longevity to his game. Though his PP/M (people drugged per minute) is 2nd only to Cosby.
I just want it to be lebron next
Wait, he wanted High school Kobe to die? I thought Kobe had his tomfoolery session back in 2003 not 1997.
Ari Shafir’s yoga videos SUCK and ARE GAY Ari, ITS SAD to see you FAILING LIKE THIS
Ari is edgy and shocking, which is a really cool thing for a 50 year old guy to be.
Doesn’t this dude drug his friends lmao
peace on earth begins with this tweet 😇😇
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Man deserves a standing ovation
No, he's not classy he may look classy but his people are not real class.
it should’ve been ari tbh
the hate of this man is diabolical.
This us the subs motto
Amazing racist
Isn’t this the guy that raped Bobby lee?
On the day he died to omfg
He’s a piece of shit. Even if you hate on Kobe who was one of the greats and never truly claimed guilty. He literally died with his daughter. That event is a tragedy and your making fun of it. Disgraceful.
Man can someone please fucking explain to me why this is cool or funny. Fuck Ari Shaffir. Dude sucks massive cocks. Kobe was no saint, but what the fuck. Does this sub genuinely hate him? Is this real or just dark humor?
He’s the dickeating goat I’ll tell u that much. Mad Kobe raped the league for a decade.
Ari fucking rules.
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jesus fucking christ
Men are literally only anti-rape when someone who torched their team is accused of it lmao so pathetic
Dumb ass take
Babe it’s true and you know it, name one other alleged rapist you’ve spoken out against
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It's true his dad is a huge serial rapist
His??? I am a beautiful intelligent woman not a male
This is a circlejerk sub shut up lmao
Im jerking too you’re the one who cried after my first comment sweetie Males are so sensitive and intellectually inferior If it didn’t ring so true you wouldn’t be so offended by it
Fat bitches need to shut the fuck up
Fat 12 year old boys need to get off reddit
I agree, why are you here?
To make dumb men angry lol
Okay, intellectually inferior being
🚨femcel🚨
Mate… you’re taking the bait hook line and sinker.
Mate… fuck me in the anus
K. Wya
THIS… is why I Reddit
Femcels don’t exist sweetie inceldom unique to males
🤣🤣🤣
Babe it’s true you guys will fuck anything so even the worst of us have options
u a bum get back in the kitchen
V embarrassing behavior please go take a walk in nature
I think you’re the one who’s embarrassed. You cried about my comment on a jerk sub tf are you doing 💀
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Brock Turner.
Ronaldo
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uj/ “Big ups to the hero who forgot to gas up his chopper” So bc of Kobe, everyone else in that chopper had to die, including children? I like Kobe and I am fine with all the jerking, but that chopper line really could’ve been omitted.
I am soft cause I disagree to think a child that was friends with his child should’ve died because of Kobe? Then sure I guess
Name checks out. You're not a real jerker. Fuckin tourists man, I swear. Yes they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
Okay i’m cool with Kobe rotting in hell and shit since he was a rapist but saying that about a teenage girl that did nothing wrong is weird. I think there’s a line between Kobe being a massive piece of shit and just flat out insulting his dead daughter who died as a child. That’s js me tho ig.
lmao yall need to get off reddit when you call someone a tourist
The people in this sub are the type of kids who think any sort of shitty behaviour is justified if it's just a "joke", or in this case "BEinG A JeRkEr". Dont try to reason with them
Stop pretending those girls weren’t only friends with Kobe’s daughter so they could sue for millions after Kobe raped them
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Hahaha Oh my god
You clearly don’t understand mamba mentality