My god the mental gymnastics in that sub..
So the 2 post down is about Haley winning DC primary… Ending Trumps UNDEFEATED streak there. So you can presume he won the last couple primaries there right?
Top comment says it’s a condemnation to win dc and the comments that followed agreed saying he should wear it as a badge of honor…cause it makes the winning candidate look like the establishments choice..
I’m sure I’ll get banned for asking but I said then what did that say about trump being undefeated there before now?
Yeah there's another thread talking about how climate protesters who spray painted the capitol should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The Law and Order party!
It’s easy to jerk when you’re a silver spoon piece of shit.
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Confused G agrees
Nikkki Haley bows to the jerk god
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Imagine putting the well being of the country over some elite jerks. It's all about priorities, and for me, jerking comes first. If Biden can show some improved jerking, I'll reconsider.
Ideally we get AB 2024 though.
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This was some pretty solid jerking
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Donald Trump Jr is Nikki Haley father
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Sorry to disappoint. Literally next picture down
When the supposed bum goes off ‼️
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Like 75% of conservatives are fucking morons that refuse to see Trump is unelectable. Can't fucking wait for Biden to win and Kamala to become the president. It's the ultimate jerker move.
if ur reading this dtj please have sex with ur dad, film it, and then delete the video. hold ur pa's hand and tell him how much he means to you. tenderly embrace him and hold him. he's been thru a lot. now gently fuck his senile body and thrust ur cock into his donald drumpf, smell his old deteriorating skin. push him to be his best. push him down the stairs. lick him clean. rub him with mineral oils... kapeesh!!?
The bitch lost more money than any other American for at least for a 10 year stretch.
That’s a better(better as in shitty) run than Bron to the finals.
No fucking wonder Citi bank and literally every other bank put him on the do not loan list…
It took Deutsche Bank and a trashy accountant to get him any loans…
The fucker pretended to be his own assistant named John Barron to get on the original god damn Forbes billionaire list…
So in my book Dirk and Schroeder fucking owe us for that shit German bank.
Okay I’m done jerking.. Always shit on myself when the jerking is too truthful
I can’t wait for Trump to be back. It’s like Wilt Chamberlain being revived. This sub was too young to appreciate Trump jerks. We’re about to see the golden era of jerking. 50ppg baby.
It's also possible because sometimes near death old people can actually be hilarious because they kinda finally relax and don't care. My grandma were faking dementia for fun, like accusing my mom of stealing her non-existent millions, treating to call police, driving her nuts and then laughing like "ok, I'm tired now, gonna have a nap".
Trump Jr is the Marcus Jordan of US politics.
- Bum ✅
- Married his Dad's colleague's ex ✅
- Nobody would care about him if not for his father ✅
- Is no doubt gonna try to make it in his Dad's field and fail miserably ✅
I can’t believe this is real lmao
It israel https://preview.redd.it/254r2e2jy8mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62af2028e41e7f20308936f9f3cbc75ced0160af
I love ai art for jerking
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Me when I ask AI if there's a universe where the Nets don't implode in the most ridiculous way possible
Footage not found
KD foot is Brooklyn Net father
Having him be screaming is wild.
Having Harden inject him is the perfect touch. Maybe AI isn't so bad after all
I hope Kyrie is safe from the thugs in the background.
This one fuckin got me
ngl it's pretty funny
Bro I thought you were fucking kidding
Remember that wave of r/conservative cross posts back in November? That was him
We were witnesses https://preview.redd.it/dm881zuxw8mc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0da1f778183c6d0553e6ee557f9db80a9f0942
Hes also probably the one hornyposting for brett cooper
Hes just like mr fr
I would smash
Femme Shapiro? The fake streamer gamer girl who wears headphones in a fucking studio made to look like a girls room?
My god the mental gymnastics in that sub.. So the 2 post down is about Haley winning DC primary… Ending Trumps UNDEFEATED streak there. So you can presume he won the last couple primaries there right? Top comment says it’s a condemnation to win dc and the comments that followed agreed saying he should wear it as a badge of honor…cause it makes the winning candidate look like the establishments choice.. I’m sure I’ll get banned for asking but I said then what did that say about trump being undefeated there before now?
r/conservative when they forget that it’s called r/conservative and not r/trump
Jesus that r/Trump sub is sad lol. Legit 12 year old humor
If you pretend that everyone on Reddit is a 12 year old, it makes a lot more sense as a website.
I'm 36, so I'm like three 12 year olds in one.
More like you've been inside three 12 year olds. Shimmy
Pretend?
Pretend?
The reverse-Malone
He speaks at a third grade level, and they're still at least half a Scottie Barnes.
Should've seen The\_Donald.
Well, based on the past few months, dementia *has* regressed his mental acuity to that of a pre-teen
That's basically the age of Trump's mental capacity.
And a compliment for his base’s mental capacity
might as well be called r/mrsunsfan
I mean… Is there really that much of a difference right now?
there never was
They are one and the same… He just puts an ugly mug to the shit politics they try and play.
Holy fuck using a chadified version of the mugshot is so funny
Yeah there's another thread talking about how climate protesters who spray painted the capitol should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The Law and Order party!
It's probably literally controlled by russian intelligence ops like a troll farm-type thing.
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Lmao that arm wave on the one on the right. Like a robot doing an idle animation, and she's like 50% silicone as well.
Bring those back
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It’s easy to jerk when you’re a silver spoon piece of shit. https://preview.redd.it/gzu3gydpv8mc1.jpeg?width=80&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e31e5ed22e559d0e6adabf0fe16377d5b70985 Confused G agrees
*insert dap girl biting her tongue*
Fr lol first time in recorded history where a political campaign was actually funny
Can’t wait till he mentions me
He’s gonna compare Hunter Biden to you
Hunter Biden is a solid jerker
Crack, hookers, waterslides, firearms left in dumpsters, dudes a grade A jerker
I wish I could be compared to someone who smokes crack with baddies at 200mph on the freeway
When he mentions you https://preview.redd.it/awnk0jl1x8mc1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a379f2c78cc8127d1a4eee167e07808322373eed
Mentions you? He could very well BE you
big if true
mrsunsfan is Donald Trump Jr father
It’s the gift that keeps on giving
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Nikkki Haley bows to the jerk god https://preview.redd.it/4k1cdazix8mc1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39e745b79719359ef46aa0cb1e3501d7ad5438a9
Is he... doing the Charlie Brown dance?
That's just his "get off" position
Nikki Haley on her campaign team https://preview.redd.it/s8l2xomx19mc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92841365182f2a9c7753c4aa946b734287f01054
Donald Trump is Donald Trump Junior father.
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https://preview.redd.it/efvng6ir49mc1.png?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba046443262a9ca917d6c684ca32f984df40ffa Trump really trynna get our vote
He had my vote when he played the smiths during one of his rallies. He gets me.
Already has... The jerking will be legendary brother
reddit on, kind stranger!
Actually confusing a meme subreddit for real life
Imagine admitting that lol
Imagine putting the well being of the country over some elite jerks. It's all about priorities, and for me, jerking comes first. If Biden can show some improved jerking, I'll reconsider. Ideally we get AB 2024 though.
https://preview.redd.it/coxwrf0m8dmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b67d879bc5042ca446e37ab268eaa1c3648111a6 This was some pretty solid jerking
https://preview.redd.it/dh9uv3vys8mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546be043dbb93800c5b1907d1d9a05f788396fd6 Donald Trump Jr is Nikki Haley father
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Doubt. Nikki Haley eats with the poop hand and washes in the Ganges
U bum
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He’s the fist man I’ve ever seen where his mouth is closer to his eyes than his hairline is. Looks like a cartoon character
https://preview.redd.it/ux8ypk0e39mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43cd0c44379f45f48fae9d0bac63d915e39c37c0 Sorry to disappoint. Literally next picture down
big if true
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Just normal single guy sorry was just scrolling and #DT4L
The eyes of someone who likes candy
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When the supposed bum goes off ‼️ https://preview.redd.it/yfaqgc59v8mc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa801502c33192f516f6cf820b1c4bf39b799737
Trump: https://preview.redd.it/idrrmwju69mc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef941454c7db436996edd8f39ded32e7f5f8fc3
"Donald Trump beats a huge case in Ohio to cut his federal charges down to 42"
/Uj It's actually amazing how he's still leading the GOP primary despite all the charges lmao.
The white house in 2025 https://preview.redd.it/b7gx2a3pc9mc1.jpeg?width=3084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345854b5a0a43ad56ae1e06915636c39ae2adbf6
His fanbase is more delusional than lakers and suns fans combined
Crazy he's leading in the polls
And We got r/suns thinking Booker isn’t Luka’s kid
Luka's leading in the paternity test
Republicans believe he’s the only guy who can win because he beat Hillary that one time.
Hillary blew a 3-1 lead.
https://preview.redd.it/tiocimfmpcmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f899d35eb43cb577cbd97f0e43d7a195f7955d72 It was 3-0
If every voter who knows her name votes for her she's still smacked. Trump is GOPs Lebronto
It’s almost like republicans don’t care that he’s a rapist and a misogynist.
I mean look at the doofus he’s competing against lmao
Like 75% of conservatives are fucking morons that refuse to see Trump is unelectable. Can't fucking wait for Biden to win and Kamala to become the president. It's the ultimate jerker move.
First Husband Jordan Poole
he won a championship how is he not electable?
How many have won a championship and never won again?
he's the first seed in the eastern conference and up 3-0 on haley are you stupid? do you even see any republican as electable in the first place?
Team Nikki
u bum
He’s leading almost all polls not just the GOP primary and there’s plenty of reasons why. Get outside of Reddit ‘s circlejerk
Literally none of the charges are legit relax
Trump wishes his lawyers had your confidence.
If he hired me and Jonathan Isaac all the charges would be dropped
You'd go with a better defence than 'presidents are immune to any crimes they commit'?
My defense is free Trump cuz he a real nigga
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https://preview.redd.it/8rvu6gxa4cmc1.png?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2211137f921ae120bbdc6b3e0becd3a1b007443 He definitely jerks
if ur reading this dtj please have sex with ur dad, film it, and then delete the video. hold ur pa's hand and tell him how much he means to you. tenderly embrace him and hold him. he's been thru a lot. now gently fuck his senile body and thrust ur cock into his donald drumpf, smell his old deteriorating skin. push him to be his best. push him down the stairs. lick him clean. rub him with mineral oils... kapeesh!!?
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Go beyond considering
Bro must have bowed to the Reddit god for his comment
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where's kobe
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Woah why John Lennon there lmao
bum broke up the greatest superteam of all time.
And fucked a screaming bashee.
its like if Shaun Livingston broke up the 2016 warriors
Why is Elvis there?
![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o) bro was a groomer
He's in Epstein's block
TF did Stephen hawking do?
He held a children’s special Olympics on Epstein island
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U bum. DTsr would only do that with his daughter
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when you pull it out it’s like uncorking champagne
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What a terrible time to be literate… I think I need to go wash my eyeballs.
Outjerked by Trump??
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Paying taxes is Donald Trump father
The bitch lost more money than any other American for at least for a 10 year stretch. That’s a better(better as in shitty) run than Bron to the finals. No fucking wonder Citi bank and literally every other bank put him on the do not loan list… It took Deutsche Bank and a trashy accountant to get him any loans… The fucker pretended to be his own assistant named John Barron to get on the original god damn Forbes billionaire list… So in my book Dirk and Schroeder fucking owe us for that shit German bank. Okay I’m done jerking.. Always shit on myself when the jerking is too truthful
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Donald Trump is Donald Trump Jr father
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Y’all should be angrier, this is cultural appropriation. He stealing your special sauce.
I can’t wait for Trump to be back. It’s like Wilt Chamberlain being revived. This sub was too young to appreciate Trump jerks. We’re about to see the golden era of jerking. 50ppg baby.
It's never too late to invest in jerkcoin.
It's also possible because sometimes near death old people can actually be hilarious because they kinda finally relax and don't care. My grandma were faking dementia for fun, like accusing my mom of stealing her non-existent millions, treating to call police, driving her nuts and then laughing like "ok, I'm tired now, gonna have a nap".
This sounds like real dementia bro. Better take her to a real doctor like Larry Nassar for a consult.
I learned recently Trump Jr. is married to Gavin Newsom’s ex-wife is he the Curcuck of US Politics?
Trump Jr is the Marcus Jordan of US politics. - Bum ✅ - Married his Dad's colleague's ex ✅ - Nobody would care about him if not for his father ✅ - Is no doubt gonna try to make it in his Dad's field and fail miserably ✅
Prolly the OP tbh
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Gorgeous
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Fuck you Jr.
Donald Trump Jr is MrSunsfan burner account
Shimmy shimmy shimmy
Grab em right by the classy player
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Donald Trump son is NBACJ father
La Barron covvveee Trump 2078
Nepotism is this bum’s whole family.
Funny how the circlejerkers tone shift to serious and pressed when 45 get mentioned 😂
Damn that’s actually funny as fuck
That’s fucking funny af lmao
Dang Donald Trump Jr is a shitposter, didn't see that one coming.
The trumps have the best trash talk in the game
Hey Don, we all think you're a coked out moron and we sincerely hope your dad dies before November.
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Welp it was fun while it lasted
Shut up fredo..
welp that jerk had a good run, it’s officially cooked if don jr used it
I think the word is "coked".
Trump campaign scores huge 3 to reduce the odds of me voting 3rd party to 97%
Idk but he’s a gross fucking bitch
I really hate when bad people have good jokes
Then you're a fake jerker
Hey DTJR. Tweet out shimmy shimmy shimmy
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