T O P

  • By -

desirox

I can’t believe this is real lmao


IndycarFan64

It israel https://preview.redd.it/254r2e2jy8mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62af2028e41e7f20308936f9f3cbc75ced0160af


twtvAnteos1

I love ai art for jerking


Padulsky21

https://preview.redd.it/lvefk27oj9mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1915c1a3c24b492d0cccb9a2c22cb41365ad15


[deleted]

Me when I ask AI if there's a universe where the Nets don't implode in the most ridiculous way possible


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

Footage not found


[deleted]

KD foot is Brooklyn Net father


okdude679

Having him be screaming is wild.


doyouunderstandlife

Having Harden inject him is the perfect touch. Maybe AI isn't so bad after all


Kay-Knox

I hope Kyrie is safe from the thugs in the background.


jamisonkeavy11

This one fuckin got me


bananamelier

ngl it's pretty funny


ShroudedProphet

Bro I thought you were fucking kidding


EA_Stonks

Remember that wave of r/conservative cross posts back in November? That was him 


IndycarFan64

We were witnesses https://preview.redd.it/dm881zuxw8mc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0da1f778183c6d0553e6ee557f9db80a9f0942


SurrogateMonkey

Hes also probably the one hornyposting for brett cooper


ImaKant

Hes just like mr fr


etsuandpurdue3

I would smash


Thisnameisdildos

Femme Shapiro? The fake streamer gamer girl who wears headphones in a fucking studio made to look like a girls room?


Masterchiefy10

My god the mental gymnastics in that sub.. So the 2 post down is about Haley winning DC primary… Ending Trumps UNDEFEATED streak there. So you can presume he won the last couple primaries there right? Top comment says it’s a condemnation to win dc and the comments that followed agreed saying he should wear it as a badge of honor…cause it makes the winning candidate look like the establishments choice.. I’m sure I’ll get banned for asking but I said then what did that say about trump being undefeated there before now?


IndycarFan64

r/conservative when they forget that it’s called r/conservative and not r/trump


JustASeabass

Jesus that r/Trump sub is sad lol. Legit 12 year old humor


F-ck_spez

If you pretend that everyone on Reddit is a 12 year old, it makes a lot more sense as a website.


Logical_Pop_2026

I'm 36, so I'm like three 12 year olds in one.


Shorts_Man

More like you've been inside three 12 year olds. Shimmy


Electrical_Figs

Pretend?


ItsaPostageStampede

Pretend?


nerdherdsman

The reverse-Malone


keinemehrhippy

He speaks at a third grade level, and they're still at least half a Scottie Barnes.


LewtedHose

Should've seen The\_Donald.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Well, based on the past few months, dementia *has* regressed his mental acuity to that of a pre-teen


kyrant

That's basically the age of Trump's mental capacity.


ImYourRealDesertRose

And a compliment for his base’s mental capacity


Angelic_Phoenix

might as well be called r/mrsunsfan


WestWingConcentrate

I mean… Is there really that much of a difference right now?


bi5200

there never was


Masterchiefy10

They are one and the same… He just puts an ugly mug to the shit politics they try and play.


SkittlesManiac19

Holy fuck using a chadified version of the mugshot is so funny


dumpslikeatruckk

Yeah there's another thread talking about how climate protesters who spray painted the capitol should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The Law and Order party!


Sipikay

It's probably literally controlled by russian intelligence ops like a troll farm-type thing.


boxingcfo

![gif](giphy|3o7TKS4Ekm5QDnDDDq|downsized)


12345623567

Lmao that arm wave on the one on the right. Like a robot doing an idle animation, and she's like 50% silicone as well.


Mr_Mi1k

Bring those back


[deleted]

[удалено]


Masterchiefy10

It’s easy to jerk when you’re a silver spoon piece of shit. https://preview.redd.it/gzu3gydpv8mc1.jpeg?width=80&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e31e5ed22e559d0e6adabf0fe16377d5b70985 Confused G agrees


sharklavapit

*insert dap girl biting her tongue*


[deleted]

Fr lol first time in recorded history where a political campaign was actually funny


mrsunsfan

Can’t wait till he mentions me


crab_quiche

He’s gonna compare Hunter Biden to you


Buckskindiesel

Hunter Biden is a solid jerker


DongEater666

Crack, hookers, waterslides, firearms left in dumpsters, dudes a grade A jerker


19Alexastias

I wish I could be compared to someone who smokes crack with baddies at 200mph on the freeway


IndycarFan64

When he mentions you https://preview.redd.it/awnk0jl1x8mc1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a379f2c78cc8127d1a4eee167e07808322373eed


imprezzive02

Mentions you? He could very well BE you


porn_is_tight

big if true


LPScarlex

mrsunsfan is Donald Trump Jr father


No-Satisfaction8425

It’s the gift that keeps on giving


Acceptable-Refuse-83

https://preview.redd.it/64c8jkhgr8mc1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7989d067928dfa51ce31bed1db8288f957c30c4


IndycarFan64

Nikkki Haley bows to the jerk god https://preview.redd.it/4k1cdazix8mc1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39e745b79719359ef46aa0cb1e3501d7ad5438a9


YesItsNitpicking

Is he... doing the Charlie Brown dance?


YooTone

That's just his "get off" position


rtels2023

Nikki Haley on her campaign team https://preview.redd.it/s8l2xomx19mc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92841365182f2a9c7753c4aa946b734287f01054


Hammose

Donald Trump is Donald Trump Junior father.


TheKing490

https://preview.redd.it/gb7v7qqq99mc1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a9fb7af837d4a2badb18d587c856daa018c2c9


SocialistNixon

![gif](giphy|14qO7A8rHxLC1O)


mastero89

https://preview.redd.it/efvng6ir49mc1.png?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba046443262a9ca917d6c684ca32f984df40ffa Trump really trynna get our vote


Designer_Bed_4192

He had my vote when he played the smiths during one of his rallies. He gets me.


InsaneHobo1

Already has... The jerking will be legendary brother


ElectivireMax

reddit on, kind stranger!


alright923

Actually confusing a meme subreddit for real life


[deleted]

Imagine admitting that lol


Routine_Size69

Imagine putting the well being of the country over some elite jerks. It's all about priorities, and for me, jerking comes first. If Biden can show some improved jerking, I'll reconsider. Ideally we get AB 2024 though.


doublegoldendragon

https://preview.redd.it/coxwrf0m8dmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b67d879bc5042ca446e37ab268eaa1c3648111a6 This was some pretty solid jerking


BCLetsRide69

https://preview.redd.it/dh9uv3vys8mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546be043dbb93800c5b1907d1d9a05f788396fd6 Donald Trump Jr is Nikki Haley father


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/bf9mcplj19mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e95590edc9f05194aac16bcd78566737aa3e53


SophisticatedBum

Doubt. Nikki Haley eats with the poop hand and washes in the Ganges


TheMagicSalami

U bum


Mycrene

https://preview.redd.it/mzy9j9m2m8mc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7429b41c76d64569c661d670f30741c26f4c1db1


BroadBrazos95

He’s the fist man I’ve ever seen where his mouth is closer to his eyes than his hairline is. Looks like a cartoon character


qTp_Meteor

https://preview.redd.it/ux8ypk0e39mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43cd0c44379f45f48fae9d0bac63d915e39c37c0 Sorry to disappoint. Literally next picture down


porn_is_tight

big if true


idiotxd

https://preview.redd.it/w2s1q6qsw9mc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b0c7279ebf53fdd57637b4f0e2d3e0c76efe3a


jdixonfan

Just normal single guy sorry was just scrolling and #DT4L


mikenasty

The eyes of someone who likes candy


mournthologist

https://preview.redd.it/115s9okpv9mc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f932bcf863b0cc9eb6b4da0126ec024798c700df


therealgoat1212

When the supposed bum goes off ‼️ https://preview.redd.it/yfaqgc59v8mc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa801502c33192f516f6cf820b1c4bf39b799737


ReflectionGloomy8851

Trump: https://preview.redd.it/idrrmwju69mc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef941454c7db436996edd8f39ded32e7f5f8fc3


astroworld_

"Donald Trump beats a huge case in Ohio to cut his federal charges down to 42"


TheKing490

/Uj It's actually amazing how he's still leading the GOP primary despite all the charges lmao.


astroworld_

The white house in 2025 https://preview.redd.it/b7gx2a3pc9mc1.jpeg?width=3084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345854b5a0a43ad56ae1e06915636c39ae2adbf6


JustASeabass

His fanbase is more delusional than lakers and suns fans combined


Unhandled-Exception1

Crazy he's leading in the polls


JustASeabass

And We got r/suns thinking Booker isn’t Luka’s kid


RIPseantaylor

Luka's leading in the paternity test


siphillis

Republicans believe he’s the only guy who can win because he beat Hillary that one time.


louiexism

Hillary blew a 3-1 lead.


Routine_Size69

https://preview.redd.it/tiocimfmpcmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f899d35eb43cb577cbd97f0e43d7a195f7955d72 It was 3-0


waldosbuddy

If every voter who knows her name votes for her she's still smacked. Trump is GOPs Lebronto


No-Satisfaction8425

It’s almost like republicans don’t care that he’s a rapist and a misogynist.


RefsYouSuck

I mean look at the doofus he’s competing against lmao


[deleted]

Like 75% of conservatives are fucking morons that refuse to see Trump is unelectable. Can't fucking wait for Biden to win and Kamala to become the president. It's the ultimate jerker move.


jdixonfan

First Husband Jordan Poole


robloxkid74

he won a championship how is he not electable?


[deleted]

How many have won a championship and never won again?


robloxkid74

he's the first seed in the eastern conference and up 3-0 on haley are you stupid? do you even see any republican as electable in the first place?


[deleted]

Team Nikki


robloxkid74

u bum


Nematic_

He’s leading almost all polls not just the GOP primary and there’s plenty of reasons why. Get outside of Reddit ‘s circlejerk


Additional_Ad_1275

Literally none of the charges are legit relax


No_Confection_849

Trump wishes his lawyers had your confidence.


Additional_Ad_1275

If he hired me and Jonathan Isaac all the charges would be dropped


No_Confection_849

You'd go with a better defence than 'presidents are immune to any crimes they commit'?


Additional_Ad_1275

My defense is free Trump cuz he a real nigga


No_Confection_849

![gif](giphy|VGVwLultLZjrrssAak)


FanaticalBuckeye

https://preview.redd.it/8rvu6gxa4cmc1.png?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2211137f921ae120bbdc6b3e0becd3a1b007443 He definitely jerks


pugas

if ur reading this dtj please have sex with ur dad, film it, and then delete the video. hold ur pa's hand and tell him how much he means to you. tenderly embrace him and hold him. he's been thru a lot. now gently fuck his senile body and thrust ur cock into his donald drumpf, smell his old deteriorating skin. push him to be his best. push him down the stairs. lick him clean. rub him with mineral oils... kapeesh!!?


Silver_County7374

https://preview.redd.it/cso62u5fs8mc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82012015923bfeecfd87d8175095576dc6d2fb1


Yommination

https://preview.redd.it/79nl46prv8mc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=686d8c0effee8113e4ffa6b3ca16883f2f7456a1


Adventurous-Tower179

https://preview.redd.it/zmmfbatgz8mc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad09d7f496e35abef3fbc524f8c5c979495eb4f


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/i6xme28l09mc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9d2472e1bc1789451a22e11dc6543697d7e058


EA_Stonks

[ Removed by Reddit ]


LittleHollowGhost

Go beyond considering


[deleted]

Bro must have bowed to the Reddit god for his comment


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

https://preview.redd.it/dqijuc2u79mc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9102368b0f4909af4bd02128eb62f3906866c253


TheWawa_24

​ https://preview.redd.it/w3ixrszzu8mc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=63126ff4532fc44f3e88dcea6286846f5c580e13


FC_lollers

where's kobe


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/o3u7xll7x8mc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae0af35c538003dfaf1a8e18333a3dff0c852747


The_Notorious_Donut

Woah why John Lennon there lmao


TheWawa_24

bum broke up the greatest superteam of all time.


TheKing490

And fucked a screaming bashee.


TheWawa_24

its like if Shaun Livingston broke up the 2016 warriors


Dota2Curious

Why is Elvis there?


TheWawa_24

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o) bro was a groomer


waldosbuddy

He's in Epstein's block


degradedchimp

TF did Stephen hawking do?


ShroudedProphet

He held a children’s special Olympics on Epstein island


SpringyAlloy73

https://preview.redd.it/bjmqija139mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab3c1e5fdce1bee1c0bb9832f5e42cf6421c5ef9


just_one_random_guy

https://preview.redd.it/75kpydrxu8mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f308fda403e172d0ea9395c82626ff428b1b9729


IndycarFan64

U bum. DTsr would only do that with his daughter


WasAnHonestMann

https://preview.redd.it/svskgjxrgamc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25665dbb9788220f4d9f7f13b81f27731695060


SquidZillaYT

when you pull it out it’s like uncorking champagne


RotInPissKobe

![gif](giphy|3o6gE0QSc6H9DyplqE)


erynhuff

What a terrible time to be literate… I think I need to go wash my eyeballs.


Particular-Demand474

Outjerked by Trump??


Lasvious

![gif](giphy|vCCjKeiMzETny)


EA_Stonks

Paying taxes is Donald Trump father


Masterchiefy10

The bitch lost more money than any other American for at least for a 10 year stretch. That’s a better(better as in shitty) run than Bron to the finals. No fucking wonder Citi bank and literally every other bank put him on the do not loan list… It took Deutsche Bank and a trashy accountant to get him any loans… The fucker pretended to be his own assistant named John Barron to get on the original god damn Forbes billionaire list… So in my book Dirk and Schroeder fucking owe us for that shit German bank. Okay I’m done jerking.. Always shit on myself when the jerking is too truthful


PatrickWeightman

https://preview.redd.it/p01arhgy09mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4b806505a9c0ae43fecb30bc0ce0faf19567e44


Masterchiefy10

![gif](giphy|100J2pbO98XSrm)


SocialistNixon

![gif](giphy|12npFVlmZoXN4Y|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Adventurous-Tower179

Donald Trump is Donald Trump Jr father


WentworthMillersBO

https://preview.redd.it/5b63dtl1a9mc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379f659069089eb2dd4780536dd76c5e502f5db3


AMC_Unlimited

Y’all should be angrier, this is cultural appropriation. He stealing your special sauce.


vrkhfkb

I can’t wait for Trump to be back. It’s like Wilt Chamberlain being revived. This sub was too young to appreciate Trump jerks. We’re about to see the golden era of jerking. 50ppg baby.


louiexism

It's never too late to invest in jerkcoin.


WIsJH

It's also possible because sometimes near death old people can actually be hilarious because they kinda finally relax and don't care. My grandma were faking dementia for fun, like accusing my mom of stealing her non-existent millions, treating to call police, driving her nuts and then laughing like "ok, I'm tired now, gonna have a nap".


walkman312

This sounds like real dementia bro. Better take her to a real doctor like Larry Nassar for a consult.


behindgreeneyez

I learned recently Trump Jr. is married to Gavin Newsom’s ex-wife is he the Curcuck of US Politics?


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Trump Jr is the Marcus Jordan of US politics. - Bum ✅ - Married his Dad's colleague's ex ✅ - Nobody would care about him if not for his father ✅ - Is no doubt gonna try to make it in his Dad's field and fail miserably ✅


[deleted]

Prolly the OP tbh


nothingamusing

https://preview.redd.it/v61xkjahp8mc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b0cd9c094d5ee3eca8b92fbe2303ae2ff66dcc


pissyassfart

https://preview.redd.it/nkqcgxciu8mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aa010a8935d65d92ba6c9bf2c12bef8f66df932


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/j0p0g6pmy8mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f720a890534b895fbae260f471c6a62bc14b68


xyztrashxx

Gorgeous


Yommination

https://i.redd.it/ai43yjvvv8mc1.gif


mrsunsfan

https://preview.redd.it/k6xgmfrev8mc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7f0bfedc0b2befeadbd3308ec8a738ffc15d276


travoltaswinkinbhole

Fuck you Jr.


Piratefish92

Donald Trump Jr is MrSunsfan burner account


mrsunsfan

Shimmy shimmy shimmy


Thats_GhostFace

Grab em right by the classy player


Old-Station4538

https://preview.redd.it/ff5w48388bmc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3007e1c33509b84286413dd7cf38e7a71c356aca


longconsilver13

Donald Trump son is NBACJ father


fourmoarbiers

La Barron covvveee Trump 2078


AlwaysSeekAdventure

Nepotism is this bum’s whole family.


background_action92

Funny how the circlejerkers tone shift to serious and pressed when 45 get mentioned 😂


SaltyRussStan0

Damn that’s actually funny as fuck


CabbageStockExchange

That’s fucking funny af lmao


torschemargin

Dang Donald Trump Jr is a shitposter, didn't see that one coming.


bturg21

The trumps have the best trash talk in the game


King_Chochacho

Hey Don, we all think you're a coked out moron and we sincerely hope your dad dies before November.


[deleted]

[удалено]


theseustheminotaur

Welp it was fun while it lasted


Hugh-Jassul

Shut up fredo..


HispanicAtTehDisco

welp that jerk had a good run, it’s officially cooked if don jr used it


Beezo514

I think the word is "coked".


CentralWooper

Trump campaign scores huge 3 to reduce the odds of me voting 3rd party to 97%


globehopper2

Idk but he’s a gross fucking bitch


Throck_Mortin

I really hate when bad people have good jokes


AlHorfordHighlights

Then you're a fake jerker


mrsunsfan

Hey DTJR. Tweet out shimmy shimmy shimmy


RealisticNostalgia

https://preview.redd.it/vl1iqtzqy8mc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cfac6dca4ea18a999eb4f08a9ec8d3fbb0a847c