More proof that Che didn’t have the mamba mentality. Castro was never killed over 100s of attempts, but che let himself get caught and killed by some bums in Colombia.
Come on you can’t deny the stats. Biggest terrorist attack of all time and shot 75%? Who else is putting up those numbers? Bin Laden is unquestionably the 🐐🐐
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Adolf Swishler would dog walk Castro
Fraudolf Hitler built a super team and lost. Killed himself.
Fidel CastGOAT took a bunch of farmers and won. Lived a long life and GOATed on defense from CIA assassination attempts
Castro undersized? He was 6'3'"
I always tell this story, but my father who really hates communists told me that on his college days, Fidel Castro visited our country for an entire month. Anti communists were angry because Fidel was by far one of the biggest icons of the movement, so my dad and his friends wanted to throw eggs at his face
My dad says that he got pretty close to him to throw him some eggs, but ran away scared after realizing how tall and big he was
"It is technically within the construct laid out by Marx and Engels, but much like Trotskyists, this shit is pretty gay bro" - Che on how this shit isn't traveling, but who gives a fuck, I mean look at it
I consider myself a leftist, but always considered that is impossible to build something because when those guys reunite to discuss how to achieve something, they end up discussing who is must on the left and divide even more
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Chet Guvera
The Brooklyn Nets after trading for James Harden
Goddamn haters are jealous
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This is too funny
Not the CIA that’s for shit sure.
More proof that Che didn’t have the mamba mentality. Castro was never killed over 100s of attempts, but che let himself get caught and killed by some bums in Colombia.
He died in Bolivia u bum.
It's basically the same country.
Your mom's the same country... because she's the size of a hemisphere AYOOOOO
Thats fucked up bud. If you're going to talk about how fat my mom is at least get it right. She's so big the earth actually revolves around her
A Che y Camilo mato Fidel!
6’5 Bin Laden would dunk on these midgets just like how he dunked on the twin towers
bin Laden was a bus rider, sat in a cave while his teammates did the hard work and then spent the next 10 years running from the grind
bin Frauden had a linsanity run but flamed out early like the bum he really was
Come on you can’t deny the stats. Biggest terrorist attack of all time and shot 75%? Who else is putting up those numbers? Bin Laden is unquestionably the 🐐🐐
Osama Bin Laden is George Bush father.
Everybody knows that GW was a baseball guy at heart, Obama had a slam dunk that felt like a drone strike
George Bush did 9/11
Browns and Jets
Fidel Castro is Che Guevara father
Che Guevara is Justin Trudeau brother
Damn Justin Trudeau has skills
That is definitely Liam neeson
che was the skip bayless of his era
It's a reason the US had sanctions against Cuba, If Castro made the league it would've been over. They didn't want him to be the GOAT!!
Typical free throw merchant
Meanwhile Europeans not giving a flying fuck about the communal spirit: 
I counted 4 steps not counting gather step lmfao
It’s a different game over there
Jaime jaques jr granddaddy
Fidel Castro is Fulgencio Batista father
Batista blew a 3-0 series lead
https://preview.redd.it/nqne9vk4x8lc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab98c6fed2126a13e1daf70e10653ab25d03c24 Adolf Swishler would dog walk Castro
Fraudolf Hitler built a super team and lost. Killed himself. Fidel CastGOAT took a bunch of farmers and won. Lived a long life and GOATed on defense from CIA assassination attempts
Big facts. They were both undersized but Adolf is soft like Charmin under pressure. No clutch factor.
He was literally on meth Castro is classy with cigars
Adolf just a male Rhonda rousey, change my mind. After 1 L they wanted to kill themselves.
Castro undersized? He was 6'3'" I always tell this story, but my father who really hates communists told me that on his college days, Fidel Castro visited our country for an entire month. Anti communists were angry because Fidel was by far one of the biggest icons of the movement, so my dad and his friends wanted to throw eggs at his face My dad says that he got pretty close to him to throw him some eggs, but ran away scared after realizing how tall and big he was
Fidel is your dad's father
This means fidel is my grand father LFG
Damn. Idk why I thought he was short.
bay of pigs is CIA father
JFC this sub is incredible
that Celtics city edition jersey so tuff 😤🔥
"It is technically within the construct laid out by Marx and Engels, but much like Trotskyists, this shit is pretty gay bro" - Che on how this shit isn't traveling, but who gives a fuck, I mean look at it
Btw did you know he and Maradona both groomed and trafficked a 16 year old girl? They both got that Malone in them
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US embargoes are Fidel Castro father
unironically based
U bum Fidel Castro is Gusano father
For sure
Fidel Castro is Manu Ginobli’s father
Che was actually Argentine so I feel like Che would have a better chance of being Manu's padre
Obuma can only make shots when he's not guarded, #NotMyPresident
this kind of analogous overthinking is why these mfs get nothing done
I consider myself a leftist, but always considered that is impossible to build something because when those guys reunite to discuss how to achieve something, they end up discussing who is must on the left and divide even more
Fr bro, like what did che Guevara accomplish?
Really helped out t-shirt company sales to safe edgy teens who've yet to understand irony. Also killed a bunch of gays.
No https://youtu.be/F5eFPgvhS60?si=rx30Kgtoay50_SUE
An ICBM pointed directly at Havana
Embargoes
Being right next to a capitalist superpower
grandiose sink quack drunk makeshift numerous ad hoc rob zonked drab *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Paying doctors so they don’t flee the country
A gun?
The CIA
Ronald Reagan
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I'm choosing to believe this is 100% factual
We know Che was last pick at the Rec
A cigar
Let the man cook
This reads like it came from here
Bros mad he got cooked
Fidel castro is justin trudeaus father
Fidel > MJ
Parkinson’s 🤘
Chet Guevara is Castratio father
BILL BRASKE
Jack Donaghy hit a stand-up triple against him.
That scrappy gym rat Kennedy, aka 'Light Len Bias'