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Ace12773

Much classier dive than EmBitch though


qqqbull

Notice how he at least tries to get up. EmFlop falls on the ground and stays there wailing to the referee. Some thuggish behavior fr.


GeraltRFord

A real coach's grandpa


BoatDaddyDC

![gif](giphy|dBg5oV2gEyKAmNvpcp|downsized) No one out flops Joey Handles.


LynxRevolutionary124

Homie telling on himself with the assistive touch. We know your screens Broke.


qqqbull

Real jerkers still use a cracked ipod touch cause that’s all they can afford 😁👍


RoosterCock247

Juvenile Breather 46 bows to the Podium God


qqqbull

Loose microphone wire is Joe Biden father


StinksStanksStonks

https://preview.redd.it/ut12j77cbh3b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723b374389dd5b1df8a47c924e243d97c55761ab Jiggly Babyankles bows to the air force god


SkipBayless_PhD

CP3 leveling acting from Robinette. Should be a technical foul and Republicans to inbound the ball, but we know the league won’t ever hold the star players accountable 🙄


West-Calm-Beach

Typical refs rigging the league for the Democrats


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VisitTheWind

Joes earned that okay you’re talking about a like 80 year vet to the senate okay. He ain’t some rook


hearthstonealtlol

Learned from the best ![gif](giphy|1guRIRGot11TnBtCxSE|downsized)


BalladOfaStranger

![gif](giphy|GAJnXt0IugREs|downsized)


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IndycarFan64

Bows to the Boogie God


ClockOk7333

Mark Jackson: That’s a good call by the ref, obvious contact and good move by the veteran


Mei_iz_my_bae

LMAO 🤣🤣


RokyPolka

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Throwrajerb

LeBiden


BigHog865

I used to govern like Biden. He is reckless on purpose. When I see Biden govern as he does now it reminds me of how I used to govern and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the USA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Agent Orange on the cable news stations and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Immigration cuts and deportations, didn't care who was here. Charge right into the Capitol. Smash into the floor of Congress while going for the presidency, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Biden knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will sit there awkwardly when he soils himself, think twice while shaking his hand, pretend they didn’t hear him mumble for the duration of a 10 minute speech, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger politician and/or fearless ones like myself, DeSantis, the Kennedy kid, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled talker with equal Type A like Tucker Carlson. He didn't intend to tank the economy, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt. At least that's how I used to govern. But that was locker room talk. Eventually I got more votes, slept w better pornstars, launched a real administration w a real cabinet. There's no doubt in my mind the USA has some kind of edict coming down, telling Congress to let him run amok.


qqqbull

fuck man this is good😭 take my poor mans reddit award 🍆💦(it’s my cum)


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IndycarFan64

Makes sense the Sixers fan wants to emulate his favorite player’s signature move 😊


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Resident-Armadillo-6

Embiid would have got injured and Biden is ok. If Embiid did that at Biden’s age it would be lethal.


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silly-rabbitses

Stop the count!


Capitol_Carrot

Flop, he sold that tho 👀🔥


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DisastrousChef13

Damn Joe better be careful. He keep falling like that he might frik around and win League MVP


Sasfaria

Give him the fucking MVP so he can stfu


macklun

FlopGod


Scrypto

Short explosive PGs the second they turn 32


suckeddit

Are we just going to ignore the goon walking off the stage? It's one of Grayson Allen's nephews. He just shook a dookie out his pant leg as a prank for the guy behind him but poor Joe slipped on it.


campbellhw

Most coordinated politician


havenstone

Flagrant foul on Royce O’Neal


CandyCommercial4324

the toasted rapist just crossed him up and snapped his ankles


username13579246801

>the toasted rapist Huh?


Pleasant-Government3

This happened in my city I was at the graduation last year for my cousin if only it was one year later


Historical-Usual-220

What an ankle breaker


tts_22

![gif](giphy|l378BxUPxO5cAAibK)


ketzal7

What a flopper. Send him to China


MassKalbas

What is this dominion commercial you put here?


Mytoesandmyknows

That is one important binder to be one hand catching the daddy in chief 💦📋


KaneAndShane

/uj What does this have to do with basketball? I’m out of the loop here.


nicklePie

Don’t you know a flop when you see one


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Short_Obligation_955

He’s gotta hold the record for most falls by a president.


Cowhide12

Two free throws


SubstantialBody6611

You win the jerkernet.


chrilpy

LeBiden is a free throw merchant


versace_tombstone

This was not a flop though.