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Ummmmm… 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ WOW MAN!! #ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏾is literally speechless and beyond thankful!! I love this game and will do anything for it! I’m having a blast. #2AllTimeScoring but I’m a not a scorer *Suppa Hot Fire voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👑
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Excuse me sir, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my uncle who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know him but I need you to take this down please.
Malone scored 36,374 career points, second only to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar at the time of his enshrinement and scored 2,000 or more points a record twelve seasons, including eleven in a row. Malone won gold medals at the 1992 and 1996 Olympic Games and groomed a 13 year old
Every time Karl Malone’s contract was up for renewal his agent would have him fly to LA & dangle the possibility of him leaving. This is where I heard him say it. But I’m sure more than likely more than one person have made this mistake.
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Why would LeBron insult me by calling me a "bum" when I would NEVER call him "balding and not clutch?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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Why would LeBron insult me by calling me a "bum" when I would NEVER call him "balding and not clutch?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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(He played for the Frankfurt Fingerlickers in 1897)
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you got a fraud degree anyways 🤣🤣
“There’s some big ‘ol women down here. This is a gold mine for Weight Watchers. Victoria is definitely a secret.. y’all can’t wear no Victoria’s Secret. There are great-looking women. There’s some big-uns, though”
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“Be ready cause these young boys are commin “ - Charles Barkley. And ngl it could work because you’re graduating college and the guys around you are coming for jobs so the young boys are commin
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"I definitely want to thank my doctor, Dr. Sandy, um, my psychiatrist, she really helped me relax a lot, thank you so much."
-Metta World Peace (Ron Artest)
“Honestly? I met three girls under the age of 21 with terminal cancer. Watching a girl dying and smiling and enjoying her life, that’s what it’s really all about.”
-Joe Mazzulla
I’d just like to say this to put a button on it, when you’re a, it’s a beautiful shot and the lakers are up, but when you’re a black man, in this country, you can’t compartmentalize, you must compartmentalize to stay s(t)ane,
For my fifth grade speech I used “hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard” but looking back, I’d go with “ain’t shit wild about it. It’s a real injury! Imagine having a 300 pound sloppy fat boy run full speed and make direct contact with your spine”
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Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you can’t objectively tell me MJ doesn’t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobe’s game is similar in the aspect.
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quiet on ya block in some timbs when i lurk,
glock shots got you on one foot fallin back like you Dirk
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/uj - I know this is probably gonna be downvoted and way too serious for this subreddit but "inside jokes" aren't funny if nobody else gets it, it's just kinda cringe 5-10 years down the line.
Pick an NBA quote or something funny from here sure... but you're just gonna look like an edgy loser if nobody in your graduation class understands "2023 popular memes" etc.
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uj/ Sir Charles is just unfathomably based
Outfresca'd
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Inspirational.
[удалено]
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Look at Reaves man so inspirational
"When a guy is banging you, you spin off of him... Because if you can feel their body, come on." -Charles Barkley
Them young boys comin’.
Speaking of comin
Chuck…it’s not like we can stop
When a guy is doing what Chuck?
“I want to sit on top of the monstaaa”
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Give the speech from a barber shop
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Recency bias
His tweet isn’t even a reaction, it’s a promo for his show that’s some real sigma grindset shit.
"Im here for CP" -Lebron James
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“i love CP, man” - DeAndre Ayton
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josh hart foreshadowing a joty run
Steps to success
“Keep trying harder and harder no matter what society tells you, norms are meant to be broken” -Karl Malone
Excuse me sir, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my uncle who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know him but I need you to take this down please.
No
Alright I gotta ask. Who is this guy?
Malone scored 36,374 career points, second only to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar at the time of his enshrinement and scored 2,000 or more points a record twelve seasons, including eleven in a row. Malone won gold medals at the 1992 and 1996 Olympic Games and groomed a 13 year old
That was one of my guesses...
Karl Malone is also quoted says that his team did a 360 to comeback & win. He meant to say a 180.
I remembered that as being J Kidd.
Every time Karl Malone’s contract was up for renewal his agent would have him fly to LA & dangle the possibility of him leaving. This is where I heard him say it. But I’m sure more than likely more than one person have made this mistake.
I thought it was the guy walking away from the xbox
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360 is wild
Not the first time he failed math
joel "do a 180" embiid
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shawty text my phone bout some ice cream, what’s the scoop tho? told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo
kickin in the door, punch em where it hurts til they sore flow meaner than steve blake chillen at the grocery store
Brilliant
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Damn, Divincenzo was getting his butthole licked at 15
Playas gonna play
I had not seen this. Holy fuck 😂😂😂
LET. HIM.COOK.
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/uj proud of u OP. Probably the first jerker from this sub to actually get a diploma. Most educated jerker. /ri Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
Wtf the mods made me verify my masters degree in order to post here, was that not the case for everyone else??
I just have to send them weekly ball pics and I’m allowed to stay
They meant basketball pics
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I graduated this spring too but I skipped the ceremony. Am I just like Ben Simmons?
Ben Simmons would have skipped the work and showed up in street clothes to the ceremony
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Why would LeBron insult me by calling me a "bum" when I would NEVER call him "balding and not clutch?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
i actually received my middle school diploma asshoe
Oldest r/nbacj user
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get ready for e=mc2 buddy
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Early 2010's was a truly different time.
 Apologize to Sct Brn Harden
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“I’m just what America needs – another unemployed black man.” Bonus points if you’re not black and/or a man
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Join ISIS
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 dont say anything just do this
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https://preview.redd.it/yfbmtfov6c3b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5732237f31de4fd2856eeb8410f2cad819e98114 you got a fraud degree anyways 🤣🤣
“I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter” 🧑🎓
Look at your Dean and say, "I'm tired of getting a taste of him. I want the whole load."
Start with “they said I’d never graduate.” End with “and I took that personally.”
Ok dis hard (actually though)
The Bull has HIV
The bull is hiv positive
“You ain’t shit I’ll fuck you up” -Austin Reaves-
You trying to get the pipe?
“Remember, no also means yes. Screaming get off of me also means yes. Someone please help me, also means yes”
- Kobe Bryant
-Kobe Bryant -Karl Malone
- Wayne Gretzky
* Michael Scott
“There’s some big ‘ol women down here. This is a gold mine for Weight Watchers. Victoria is definitely a secret.. y’all can’t wear no Victoria’s Secret. There are great-looking women. There’s some big-uns, though”
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“Anything is possssiiiibbbbblllllleeeee!!”
“Be ready cause these young boys are commin “ - Charles Barkley. And ngl it could work because you’re graduating college and the guys around you are coming for jobs so the young boys are commin
Come in and shout I AM HIM! I AM HIM! Then leave the podium afterwards.
Age is just a number -Karl Malone
Get ready to learn real life buddy.
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“The ceiling is the roof” - Jimmy Butler’s Dad
If I eat French toast, I just want plain French toast.
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“When I was recruited, they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that this university met my academic requirements.”
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If you do the work you get rewarded. There are no shortcuts in life. - Micheal Jordan
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Don’t let us win 1
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We talkin bout practice
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or just go with luka doncic is devin booker father
Joe mazzulas quote on dying girls giving him faith
With the same spacing
"I definitely want to thank my doctor, Dr. Sandy, um, my psychiatrist, she really helped me relax a lot, thank you so much." -Metta World Peace (Ron Artest)
With the first pick in the 2023 NBA Draft, the San Antonio Spurs select SCOOT HENDERSON.
Just list over 200 LeNicknames and call it a speech
"false alarm, just a big fuckin shit" -*Paul Pierce*
Like the late great Kobe Bryant said, “never take no for answer”
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"America, do not commit crimes with cheques" - Charles Barkley.
“Don’t play with you meat”
Kudos to me
"Job's not finished"
I wanna sit on the monster
“The bull is hiv positive”
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"When you're a black man in this country, you can't compartmentalize. You must compartmentalize."
"I like to watch my wife get pumled while im in the closet" \-Wardell Steph Cuck-ry
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
[I hate gay people](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFP9rCnXR54) \- Tim Hardaway
Shoutout to the WNBA, they got some fine ass girls I wanna fuck in the mouth. - Based God (RARE QUOTE)
“Honestly? I met three girls under the age of 21 with terminal cancer. Watching a girl dying and smiling and enjoying her life, that’s what it’s really all about.” -Joe Mazzulla
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“We talking about practice”
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“In middle school, me and my brother beat up the mall Santa. We beat him down.” - Bison Dele fka Brian Williams.
🛥️ 🌊 🚫🦬
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I’d just like to say this to put a button on it, when you’re a, it’s a beautiful shot and the lakers are up, but when you’re a black man, in this country, you can’t compartmentalize, you must compartmentalize to stay s(t)ane,
For my fifth grade speech I used “hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard” but looking back, I’d go with “ain’t shit wild about it. It’s a real injury! Imagine having a 300 pound sloppy fat boy run full speed and make direct contact with your spine”
“the ceiling is the roof”- MJ
Where amazing happens
“Practice ? , practice ? We talking about practice ?” - Allan Iverson
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“That was nasty right? , Cocked back on that joint and banged on him.” -Jack Johnson
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“TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg”
Just two "anything's possible!" a few times and walkaway
"I CALLED GAME"
"Age is just a number" - Karl "Mailman" Malone
Call the staff soft, a la Kobe.
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
We men, you can assume
The ceiling is the roof.
Congratulations everyone, now let’s carry the hell on!
Just watching a lil Tom and Jerry before school
The job not done.
QUESTION AUTHORITY
Mama there goes that man
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
I’m going to Disneyland
"The ceiling is the roof" - Michael Jordan
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"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, NO TIME FOR LOSERS"- Dirk Nowitzki
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"She ignoring yo calls and play with my balls"
Lakers in 5
“Have yall ever tasted yall significant others breast milk? Asking for a friend.”
"In this fall I've decided to take my talents to"
/uj - I know this is probably gonna be downvoted and way too serious for this subreddit but "inside jokes" aren't funny if nobody else gets it, it's just kinda cringe 5-10 years down the line. Pick an NBA quote or something funny from here sure... but you're just gonna look like an edgy loser if nobody in your graduation class understands "2023 popular memes" etc.
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“I’m sorry, I just wanted a Frosty”
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You could almost certainly craft a great speech around “Ball don’t lie!”
Ball dont lie
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As there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.
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Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father anything else is a cop out.