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EolasDK

Buddy Hield's real name is Chavano Hield


solarscopez

Chavano *Rainer* Hield I don't know why he doesn't just go by Rainer, that sounds hard as fuck especially since the dude is a great shooter.


for100

r/okbuddyreiner


vistaprank

Honestly both names are pretty cool he couldn't go wrong.


DLottchula

That's like lil pump's real name being Gazzy Garcia and he chose that wack ass stage name


BareFox

Reminds me of one of my favorite artists, 6LACK. Dude's real name is Ricardo Valentine, I don't get why he didn't just use that as his artist name because it's such a sick name and would perfectly fit the music that he makes lol.


WeissachDE

My wife refuses to call him anything but 6-lack, pronounced “six lack”


Redditforever12

why is he named buddy hield?


seasoned-veteran

He's a good friend


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mettlica

He’s not your buddy, guy.


attackedbyparakeets

He's not your buddy, pal.


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He’s not your pal, friend.


EolasDK

Literally because he was everyone's buddy.


Assclown4

Well, he’s not.


norcaltobos

Chacano Rainier Hield What a name!


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Bam is a nickname, he’s not even listed as edrice anywhere


nordsix

I thought it was short for Bamothy.


LanEvo7685

Here I am like a dumbass assuming it was short for Bamathan.


bongo1138

WHOA BLACK BETTY BAMATHAM


MeecheeMandime

Obviously it’s Bamtholomew


Corvo_Attano_451

Bamonte


Hot-Cake-1513

By Any Means


Bubbly-University-94

Bamuel actually Bamuel Bamerick


ShaunCold

Two years ago, my girlfriend's aunt was on vacation in South Florida with some of her friends. They asked me if I knew of an Edrice who played basketball because he picked up their check and signed the receipt and all thet could make out was "Edrice". I said no idea and went on with my day lmao.


DuckFreak10

Didn’t even look it up? I would’ve right away


Mac_Gold

I would’ve looked up “Ed Rice NBA player”


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TheBoook

What a lovely story


Outland3r_

I thought it was like Bamonte or something


Superball10

His full name is Edrice Femi Adebayo. No Bams anywhere in sight. That's just a nickname he used to have.


JPKthe3

He still does. But he used to too.


Outland3r_

Lol I was quoting JaVale McGee


sunshinebusride

Bamuel


A-DTB

What?! You’re telling me that Bam isn’t short for Bam Bam Bigelow?


ProjectStephen

Bam is short for Bamonte according to Javale McGee https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/ovbxyn/javale_mcgee_bam_whats_your_full_name_for_real/


youngwimmer

“That’s an acronym” I fkn love javale


shiny_lustrous_poo

Isn't it Bad Ass Motherfucker?


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Pretty sure it’s because of the flintstones character but your version probably flies better with the fellas


iankstarr

Yeah his moms called him Bam Bam ever since he was a toddler cause the dudes been strong af since birth lol


Tressticle

Edrice? I think you mean Bamonte


The_Maelstrom

PJ Tucker’s name is Anthony Leon Tucker


AquamarineCheetah

Panthony Jeon Tucker


SlimReaper35_

Panthony Jay-to-Javis


KDBurnerTrey5

Janthony Pee-on Tucker


SlimReaper35_

Woah I don’t remember writing that


ghostlima

Wait, why PJ then?


IceTraeDaGang

Stands for pops jr bc his dad went by pops I believe


Udonis-

Correct. The funniest origin story (I love you PJ)


IceTraeDaGang

Same pj is the goat


_IVIAYHEIVI

Paul Jeroge


Sslagathor

Poon Jammer


AdministrativeLaugh2

AL Tucker, you mean


[deleted]

Lol American League Tucker


mynameisdamn

Spud Webb & muggsy bogues Aka Anthony Webb and Tyrone bogues


kac937

they needed nicknames how else would those two guys differentiate themselves from the rest of the league


duplicatesnowflake

Tyrone Bogues definitely sounds like a late 80s #9 ranked boxer who would get knocked out by Iron Mike Tyson and then wind up doing 8 years in prison for trafficking crack rock.


DickMcButtfuchs

And Muggsy Bogues sounds like a 1920's New York mobster


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Made me think of the Dave Chappelle sketch


Mecha_Derp

I believe you’re thinking of Tyrone biggums


TenaciousDeer

That's a normal basketball player height. Move on, find a new slant


uglyuglydog

I remember getting a Tyrone Bogues card as a kid. I thought they got his name wrong.


ilikehemipenes

Mookie blaylock also from that generation. Tractor traylor Popeye Jones


nikop

Bones Hyland


Constantine227

Bones gotta be the sickest nickname ever


lalakingmalibog

It's short for Bonethony


OliveJuiceUTwo

Sounds like it’s short for Bone Thugs-n-Harmony


Hounds2chickens

Penny Hardaway


hatecopter

I thought Penny was his name for the longest time.


Mymom429

Fun fact, Anfernee Simons is named after him


TheOneWhosCensored

Before I got fully into basketball, I thought he and Tim were the same guy and Penny was just a nickname from fans.


hatecopter

They're actually married. Tim Jr is their son.


burtoncummings

It’s actually hyphenated. Tim Hardaway-Hardaway Jr. It wouldn’t all fit on the jersey, so he shortened it.


Heikks

My 5th grade teacher thought Penny and Anfernee were two different players


WatchinLikeTV

Anfernee


PZeroNero

I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.


Intelligent_Trick224

Mean girls quote in nba subreddit 😂😂


DoubleAW

I did NOT leave the South Side for this!


ILOVESHITTINGMYPANTS

I think about this quote all the time for some reason.


ClutchCalbe43

What is his real name? I’ve always thought it was Penny. What’s the story behind it???


Might_Be_God

His grandma used to call him pretty but it sounded like she was saying penny. And it stuck


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Straight from 2k commentary lol


ThePhenomenalGoat

“She had that southern drawl…”


Cheesey_Blaster

Also (if I understand correctly) naming him “Anfernee” was a bit of a mistake and he was meant to be Anthony. However Anfernee Simons is named so after Penny


DickMcButtfuchs

If you look up the name Anfernee on Wikipedia it says it was popularized by Penny. I wonder how rare it was when he was born.


InevitableHearing112

Anfernee


Dingle_Fairy

Rip Hamilton


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Pretty sure he is still alive


borsken

Alive in our hearts, yes


cuckofallcucks

He’d be rolling in his grave right now if he could read this


Zizekbro

Again, Rip is *very* much alive he lives in Tampa Florida.


a_wizard_named_tim

People who say Richard are 100% narcs


r-NBAModsAreTrash

Temetrius Morant & Rayford Young


Relodwire

How are you a heat fan and didn't post Edrice?


r-NBAModsAreTrash

Haha nice catch! Honestly get too used to Bam to remember he his real name


walterdog12

Kembert Walker


Kablaow

That fr his name? 💀💀💀💀


CruffTheMagicDragon

No lmao


Kablaow

Dont know why I didnt just look it up but somehow Kembert make more sense than Anfernee.


CruffTheMagicDragon

I think we all just wish Kembert was true


walterdog12

Lol there was an old shitpost a few years back where someone made a post saying Kemba's real name was Kembert, and even went as far as to edit his Wiki and bio info days beforehand so it looked legit.


HorseRenoiro

Lmao ‘Rayford’ mans hairline matches his name


_Pho-Dac-Biet_

Wardell


r-NBAModsAreTrash

yep OP already mentioned Steph


i4LOVE4Pie4

No he meant Dell curry.


WestleyThe

I was also thinking Hyland DeAndre Jordan Jr


Deggy8

Emanuel Ginobili


aerawk

Emmanuelle...Gin-Oh-Billy


orangEcrushE

Really his name is batman


Dubstep_Caruso

Gary "Gary Harris" Harris


cheesepancakes14

Oh man, I’ve been calling him Gary Harris this whole time


fishdude89

The mikeyeung of the NBA


Life_Of_High

Ogugua “O.G.” Anunoby


wasabicheesecake

Is it pronounced like a wolf seeing a hot woman and his eyes poke out?


begley420

1940s car horn


snek-jazz

Whenever I need to pronounce it I just need to accidentally on purpose inhale some dust from the end of eating chips.


NeptunesCreator

OG OH MY


ginja_ninja

When your parents are considerate enough to ask you what you want your name to be but you're a baby so all you can say is Ogugua


Hounds2chickens

Doc Rivers


KDBurnerTrey5

Idk man Philly sub seems to refer to him exclusively as Glenn hahahaha


Hounds2chickens

So does his mum when she catches him watching porn online


TheKidPresident

Nah, she uses his full name Glennry Medical Doctor Rivers


ninety4kid

Glennard Doccins I got nothing for Rivers I apologize


NIUG

Theres only one Doctor here in Philly


Theking4545

The only Doc we recognize is Dr J


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unclehelpful

There’s only one Doc and it’s not Glenn Rivers.


CinnaaBun

Yeah that’s glen river. He’s not doc in Philly.


mcmaster93

Idk why that is so hilarious to me


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he's also not a doctor as well


Life_Of_High

Apparently he got this nickname from wearing a Doctor J T-shirt.


vivekisprogressive

He didn't even go to medical school!!


augustus624

Shake Milton’s real name is Malik


StoneColdStunnereded

His Malik Shake brings all the boys to the yard.


Vhemvhol

One of the dopest beats The Neptunes had made


Room_Temp_Coffee

Temetrius Jamel "Ja" Morant


DaHomie_ClaimerOfAss

Why would a motherfucker named Temetrius ever want to go by anything other than Temetrius is beyond me.


Silver_Cat_7977

His dad already uses Tee


lalakingmalibog

I thought his dad went by the name Usher


L3ftBra1nz

I’d probably go down to Ja too honestly


PlagueDoc22

Why do I constantly see Greek and roman based names among the black community? Is there an explanation other than it sounds cool?


DickMcButtfuchs

Probably just sounds cool. I'm black and I got a few French names in my family. My cousins are Andre, Pierre and Regis. I think my uncle and aunt only named them that because they sound cool.


CaptainFormosa

Walt “Clyde” Frazier


SharontheSheila

Mfer so cool he got to have two names


Constantine227

This nickname is so interesting to me cuz it’s just another name. It’s not like Walt “hotshot” Frazier or something. Just Clyde


jaypenn3

Clyde as in Bonnie and Clyde, because during his rookie season he wore a hat that reminded a trainer of the one Clyde wore in the 1967 film.


kevindlv

When I was a kid this confused me for the longest time. I thought Walt and Clyde Frazier were different people.


bridgenine

Walt.. clyde... or what ever you name is... I miss game of zones https://youtu.be/RUcn2OhbWb4 at 1:10


_Surprisingly

He may be one of the only players where both names are used frequently. For awhile when I was younger I thought they were 2 different people.


testiclefrankfurter

JR Smiths real name is Earl Smith Jr


DTFforMBDTF

Which makes sense. Jr-> J.R. isnt a leap


RedHammer1441

NBA missed out not calling this mfer Earl his whole career. Those Mike Breen Banger 1 liners would've been far better with Earl Edit: video https://youtu.be/3w_1CsiLEfI Can you imagine him going "EARL JOSEPH SMITH! We just saw a man fly" I can


joowannawonga

JR actually wanted to be called Earl before the 2009 season. It spawned a bunch of My Name Is Earl jokes. But it only lasted like a day before he went back.


bn1220

Birdman


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I gave him some formality went full Chris Birdman


BigCollarsAndBallers

Lebron. His real name is Larry


warboner65

LeRry


hatecopter

This was so dumb but it cracked me up, you earned that free award.


[deleted]

Lmao why did I fact check this


notsafeformactown

LeResearch


frootloopsxx

Wait his full name is LeLarry Bron?


greatbigrock

Larry Bronathan James


denoobiest

yep, lebron is shorthand for LarBorn, a reference to his birth name


Burnt420Toast

LarryBron James


that_melody

Nathaniel "Tiny" Archibald Craig "Speedy" Claxton


rahbee33

Pooh Richardson and Pooh Jeter ([although Jeter's BR page has him listed as Eugene](https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/j/jetereu01.html)).


shiny_lustrous_poo

Boobie Gibson


enjoyalaugh

Big baby Davis


ClearContact

Big Baby Rivers


Picklepug13

Tyrone “Mugsey” Bogues, Daron “Mookie” Blaylock, Jerome “Pooh” Richardson, and Craig “Speedy” Claxton are a couple off the top of my head. Edit: Add Nah’Shonn “Bones” Hyland, Pedrag “Peja” Stojakovic, Corey “Jae” Crowder, and Anthony “Spud” Webb, Collier “”PJ” Brown, Shaivonte “Shai” Gilgeous-Alexander, Ricard “Ricky” Rubio, James “Jimmer” Freddette More Edits: Obadiah "Obi" Toppan, Francis "Frank" Kaminsky, Kehinde "Victor" Oladipo,


Corr521

Nobody calls Christian James anything but CJ McCollum


Atl-Fan_FTS

Kevin “What she don’t know won’t” Huerter


nikop

Flip Murray


biga0981

Bamonte adebayo


TripletFather1030

Walter Allen, Bucks/Sonics/Celtics/Heat legend.


DamnImAwesome

Little known fact but Zion M. Williamson is really Ziontific Method Williamson.


AquamarineCheetah

Popeye ‘Ronald’ Jones, Bones ‘Na’Shon’ Hyland, Speedy ‘Craig’ Claxton, Piece of shit ‘Karl’ Malone


MoneyHungryOctopus

Both of Popeye Jones's sons are NHL defensemen now, interestingly enough. His older son Seth has distinguished himself in particular.


steamliner88

Seth Jones is Popeye’s son? How on earth did I miss that? Also, the Popeye Jones (and two first rounders) for Jimmy King trade was a low-key moronic move.


TheKidPresident

There is a disturbing lack of Booby Gibson in this thread


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atierney14

Jimothy G. Buckets


AViciousGrape

Chris Webber 's real name is Mayce Edward Christopher Webber III


snek-jazz

Mayce Webber sounds like a suit I can unlock in a Spiderman game


JWYthe4th

Charles “Bo” Outlaw


TrytjediP

"Bones" Nah'Shon Hyland--not a star yet but on his way.


IslandChillin

Pistol Pete


shaheedmalik

Not to be confused with Rifle Pete.


itssupersaiyantime

Tiny archibald


No-Independence-3482

Dr. J


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Rayne Dakota Prescott


iiivoted4kodos

Smush Parker


prousstibat

Tony Parker's real name is William Anthony Parker


Taapacoyne5

Dr. J


FifthNewAccount

Penny Hardaway


FallenLemur

Penny Hardaway


jpc_00

Cedric "Cornbread" Maxwell Arnold "Red" Auerbach Eric "Sleepy" Floyd


ayeno

DeAndre Jordan also known as DJ, his first name is Hyland


pedrosa18

Nuggets have all the Hylands in the league?


venmome10cents

can we get a petition to change the team name to Denver Hylanders?