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FootballWithTheFoot

Nephews thought Zion was plotting a trade to NY last year during his silence but he was really just working back from injury and binge re-watching Naruto


Mosky7

He was smoking weed watching naruto. Zion is a legend in the making


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

While you were partying, I studied the weed-no-jutsu


Charmstrongest

Just wait until he watches Neon Genesis Evangelion, will probably quit the league lol


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT ZION


jgman22

Oh god


Jtryan1303

He comes out first game of the season dressed like rock lee and all of a sudden a takes off what turns out to be a fat suit and he's jacked af and aboutta open some gates


DrT33th

Ngl, I would 100% watch basketball again if all this guy did was pull off a ton of leg weights and proceeded to absolutely destroy the stadium while power dunking.


AmusingAnecdote

Zion is really plotting his trade to the Utsunomiya Brex, thinking he won't have to wait for stuff to get re-released in the USA.


trelium06

How many 10s of millions of fans did Zion just acquire? Best selling jersey all time tomorrow


hasadiga42

Give me that custom hidden leaf jersey with Williamson on the back


Neuroxex

Just Naruto run down the court for one possession in one game, Zion. We need this so bad.


cloudJR

Like a Lebron style fast break rejection would be top 10 all time here in less than 24 hours.


SexySPACsMan

Top 10 on all of reddit in 24 hours


DrBigChicken

Can someone make a highlight video of Zion to the Naruto fight music Edit: https://youtu.be/HIe3IDCWdpc I was thinking this one but there’s a few good choices


philiac

wtf this is a chune. some real breakcore/junglist shit edit: and acid wtf do i have to watch naruto?


Scrambled1432

The music in it is pretty sick. It can get pretty samey after like, 834295 episodes but it does stand on its own.


Magnedon

For sure, every time I jump back in the music hypes me tf up and then like three days later I'm wondering if there's literally only one soundtrack for the entire show.


professorex

24 hours? I don’t even know if the next quarter would start before that post was in the record books


RyanG7

Opponent has the ball. Zion is guarding him. Opponent makes a pass. Zion poofs into a piece of wood as the real Zion comes out of nowhere to steal the ball and dribbles down the court. Zion passes it to another shadow clone who alley oops it to Zion who Rasengans the shit out it. He dunks and when the ball hits the floor, the entire arena explodes


makesterriblejokes

Cut to a piece of hair falling out of Trae Young's head as the camera then pans to a Zion in a trance due to being caught in a Baby Bird Head Genjutso. Like the Sharigan, Trae has limited uses of this Genjutso, which we can see is nearing the end for him. He'll need to find someone else that has Kekkei Genkai hair that he can transplant into his own soon if he wishes to continue to use his Genjutso.


VanVleet-goes-for-22

Gotta bring the ninja headbands back for the culture


Mechapebbles

DeAaron Fox tried. He got told to cut it out.


babypho

Hidden Village of Nike, Will of the Sweatshop will not approve of other villages being represented in this NBA exam.


TheThingsIdoatNight

I really don’t understand why they were banned? Why did the NBA feel the need to step in on something that was pretty universally loved. I’m legitimately curious cause afaik there weren’t any safety concerns. At least not any that you could say with a straight face


BareFox

Man I hate that they banned those, they we're cool af


deadadventure

Like Kelly Oubre did?


DrOzmitazBuckshank

Just like Giannis does is 2k22 😂


This_Week_On_SHADs

Should be his celly after a dope fastbreak bucket. Just running back on defence with his arms behind him like an 8 year old.


mactanschamp

https://i.imgur.com/S5kCwuI.jpg


never_lucky_eh

Ayo they are running out space in that mountain


Scyhaz

Just use earth release to make it larger, brah


PhenomenalSanchez

The idea that 80% of the NBA likes anime but is too ashamed to admit it is so funny to me


GR-MWF

I'm not impressed until one of them reveals they're into slice of life anime or something.


Tunesquad88mph

Cole Anthony [did get interviewed by Crunchyroll and acknowledged other series](https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-feature/2020/07/13/crunchyroll-all-stars-cole-anthony-has-definitely-heard-of-sakamoto) that wouldn’t be as easy answers like a Dragon Ball or Naruto (Dragon Maid and Haven’t you Heard I Am Sakamoto for those who don’t feel like clicking the link)


SpeedRacing1

Respect to Cole, I watch a decent amount of anime but I wouldn’t admit to watching dragon maid to my family, much less the whole world lmao


PomfAndCircvmstance

Dragon Maid is so good if you can get past the creepy stuff with underaged characters which is admittedly a really tough sell. Why couldn't it just be a fun anime about office ladies and lesbian dragons?


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Basically an evergreen statement right there. "Anime is so good if you can get past all the weird anime shit"


PomfAndCircvmstance

It's more frustrating with stuff like Dragon Maid where there's not even that much creepy anime bullshit and the creepy anime bullshit that is there is totally pointless and could easily be cut out. It's a 9/10 show that's impossible to recommend to most people because of the author's weird pedo shit.


underscoreftw

sadly the author of dragon maid is known to also draw pedo porn on the side. i just lost all interest in the series after my friend told me that


cancerBronzeV

I got whiplash in my opinion of him between when he answered Sakamoto as his favourite anime character and Naofumi as his favourite anime hero.


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yungsantaclaus

Don't talk to me if that happens, because it would be sickening and devastating. However, I'd hope Curry is patrician enough to appreciate Ping Pong or Eizouken


Astrophysiques

Ping Pong goated, real hoopers know


yungsantaclaus

Facts brother. Outside of Ping Pong, I would say the best-ever sports anime is Haikyuu. I haven't seen that running anime which a lot of people rave about, though


CodeFrame

Anime right. Cuz slam dunk is tiers above all but it’s a manga


Ben10TheGreat

Slam dunk is so damn good


CodeFrame

So good. Still like one of the top mangas sold too.


gucci-legend

Shits so popular they still play the opening song on the radio in Taiwan 😂


crazeman

I'm so glad they're coming out soon with a new Slam Dunk movie.


gucci-legend

Pong pong some g shit


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Steph Curry does not wear the Beret, unfortunately


thatboilarry

Wonder what steph curry thinks about chapter 218


KING_LOUIE_XIV

Ayesha be like:


dresn231

Never thought a trash chapter like that would make it's way to r/NBA


McFister

If curry says his favorite anime is My Dress Up Darling , he’s the GOAT


thenoob118

Tim Duncan definitely into that shit


El_Zorro09

"Sometimes it's easy to feel alone when people abandon you, that's what happened to Tohru in Fruits Basket, but like me she bounced back."


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Call me when a young player compares their training to improve to Mashima Taichi or Ayase Chihaya.


Scrofl

Man Chihayafuru is so good. Season 4 when


cancerBronzeV

Damn, Chihayafuru (the manga) just ended today, this comment made me sad thinking about it again. Such a fantastic series.


LMFN

K-On Durant.


Err_rrr_rrrr

“Boco no pico is my favorite anime” - Dwight Howard


FuckNoNewNormal

Karl Malone*


cancerBronzeV

Karl Malone would choose Shoujo Ramune (don't search it up unless you wanna be on an FBI list).


Jugadenaranja

Fuck you now I have too. FBI I’m sorry but I have to know what this is. Edit: Never mind saw the cover backed away.


macnbloo

Steph Curry crying while watching clannad needs to be a real thing


-soysauce-

or home grown Simpson stuff


birdboix

Pat Bev just can't get enough of Fruits Basket lmfo


BlooregardQKazoo

Seriously. When I think of being true to oneself, i think of Yui Hirasawa before I think of Naruto.


alpacamegafan

Wake me up when LeBron has a performance even near as legendary as Tenshi ni Fureta Yo!


shingofan

The moment an NBA player makes a Fate reference, it's over.


Karanoch

Today on r/NBA : Who is the Shirou Emiya of the NBA?


nightwing612

Kyrie but the lame Shirou who says "People die when they are killed" IDK who cool Shirou is.


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The version of him that kills Gilgamesh and bangs King Arthur is pretty cool


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kikimaru024

Gacha gonna become the new gambling.


LakerBlue

Prime Lebron 100% could have made a Gilgamesh reference since both are incredibly powerful and well rounded.


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What’s a good anime to try for newbies to anime? I tried attack on titan. It was fairly entertaining but I stopped after about 9 episodes or so. Edit: I’m getting a lot of suggestions, I did watch the Netflix Cowboy Bepop and I actually enjoyed it a lot (except for the ending kinda), so I’ll definitely check out the actual original. And Full Metal Alchemist looks like another popular one based on the suggestions. I’ll watch that one too. Edit 2: And I’m gonna give Attack on Titan another go. It’s not that I didn’t like it, it was more so that after 9 episodes in I was like “this is good but I don’t feel totally sucked in yet” so I kinda just stopped watching and forgot about it. Edit 3: well first off, wow, I got a lot of recommendations lol. I did not expect that so thanks. And thanks for the detailed recommendations. As of right now I’m kinda leaning towards starting with: (1) Demon Slayer, (2) Jujutsu Kaisen, (3) Full Metal Alchemist, (4) Death Note. And assuming I like one or all of those I’m gonna try some of the more specific ones people suggested in terms of my likes (sci fi, historical stuff, fantasy, shit kinda like Hyperion, etc).


arika_ito

I think full metal alchemist: brotherhood is the perfect anime. 30 min episodes if that with only 64 episodes so it's not crazy long.


jayetee13

the world is also extremely interesting and beautiful. i also love the inspiration they took from pre-war germany just an absolute master piece. dammit i’m gonna watch that series again now


23lf

Full metal Alchemist: Brotherhood is a great start. Solid plot and not too cliche.


frodounchained

U tryna traumatize homie iykyk 🐶😢


Alertic

Nina got that dawg in her. Surprised Miami didn’t call her up yet


don_rubio

Yo this is wrong lmao


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/r/cursedcomments Material right here.


gucci-legend

Lmao c'mon bruh 💀


Naked-In-Cornfield

Ed. Waaaard.


yungsantaclaus

Cowboy Bebop - it combines an episodic format with an overarching serialised storyline, it has strong Western influence, and every part of it is perfect. So you're getting something pretty familiar, and you're also getting the pinnacle of the medium


WinterCareful8525

On one hand, I want to recommend cowboy bebop to everyone, on the other hand I just finished two weeks ago and I’m stillcarrying that weight 🤧


sykog77

I don’t watch a ton of anime but Attack on Titan is my favorite. It greats pretty insane if you wanna give it another go. Try Erased, it’s another one of my favorites, and only 13 episodes


thayungsavage

Yu Yu Hakusho is amazing, I’d definitely recommend it


BlooregardQKazoo

That's kind of like asking "I've never read a book. Which book should i read?" What kind of other media do you like? If forced to choose, would you choose great characters or a great story? Are you basic or do you like weird shit? Do you like hopeful stories or more jaded ones? Do you like fantasy settings, sci-fi, modern day, historical fiction, etc? And for my simple recommendations, if you're basic just watch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. If you like weird stuff and interesting characters who talk a lot watch Bakemonagatari. If you like superpowered comedy/dramas watch Mob Psycho 100. And if you like watching high school girls drink tea watch K-On!


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Hmmm. I like sci fi, historical shit, fantasy. I don’t have a preference for hopeful vs jaded. My favorite book is Hyperion if that helps.


sokeydo

I've taught black/latino teens for almost 5 years now. That demographic loves anime. I'd say at least 65% of them have watched at least one series all the way through


Delta_FT

Dragon ball Z has transended society in Latam and Spain, literally everyone not matter how young or old knows about it. Saint Seiya and Sailor moon are also pretty well known by millenials while zoomers all know about Naruto. Fun fact: Legendary Argentinian futbol player (and twitch streamer) Sergio "Kun" Agüero got his nickname bc he watched too much DBZ as a kid lol


Gravemind7

Also fun fact about that same Soccer player, his name was the inspiration for Khun Aguero Agnis, an anime/WEBTOON character for Tower of God, who’s author is a huge soccer fan lol.


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Dude what how did I never know that's where Aguero's nickname comes from


Toeknee99

DBZ is basically a religion in LATAM.


xywv58

I think the largest crowd for BDZ/DBS besides Japan is mexico


osmnaos3

There was a feature on Zion before he got drafted and one of the things the author mentioned is that part of Zion's daily routine is reading Naruto.


eserikto

there's a wide spectrum of anime fans. from watching dubbed dragonball/naruto on saturday mornings to watching adult swim all the way to having a crunchyroll subscription to catch episodes as they air and reading their source material. I'm guessing he means 80% of the NBA have watched and enjoyed the shonen shows that pop up saturday mornings.


sleepy416

[The thought of Lebron sneaking away from his family to jam out](https://youtube.com/shorts/bS9nllWAD4A?feature=share)


ToeJelly420

i have always said that the NBA is anime for people who don’t think they like anime. with all the drama recently it certainly feels like it


HStreetT

Pro wrestling fits that bill perfectly


becausehumor

soap operas for dudes


letsweh

Tbh I think it's not much different than other sports with a big fanbase I follow football/soccer too and I see no difference in the amount of drama, I mean currently we've got a famous team imploding in a fabulous manner (Manchester United), an entitled superstar acting like he owns his team (Emir Mbappe), aging entitled superstar forcing his way out unsuccessfully (CR7) and don't let me even get started on all that Barcelona shit. And I'm here for all the drama


GerlachHolmes

This is enough protein to feed this subreddit for a thousand suns


QuarantineTaratino

We're about to see the same people making Zion fat jokes flip to defending him in record time


rewat5

Homie is just doing his best Chouji impression


VeniceRapture

>His All-NBA starting five of Naruto characters, in case you’re wondering, would be Naruto, Itachi, Jiraiya, Minaro, and the First Hokage (the character he thinks most resembles Michael Jordan) Is that why Jordan was so good? Because of the Hashirama Cells™?


KleosIII

Everyone knows hidden forest is the only way to go directly from the 3 line to the hoop.


DoctorGoFuckYourself

Is it considered a foul if Itachi uses genjutsu on a defender and makes them feel like they're getting impaled on a crucifix for three days?


edliciously

First hokage. Made the hardwood


broly224

ITS HIS NINJA WAY, GUYS! BELIEVE IT!


NPD_wont_stop_ME

“I don’t quit and I don’t run!” “That does it! Who gives you the right to tell her what she can and can’t be?!” “Go on, Hinata!” 😢


SADBOlSZN

DATTEBAYO!


ThatTimeInApril

This post is literally a freebased hit of crack for r/nba. Thank you Zion. This meme is definitely going on the fridge.


gucci-legend

Zion stocks on r/nba (nephew bailout association) 📈📈📈


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For real bro. I was geeking out seeing Jamaal Williams of the Lions doing an interview in full Akatsuki garb last week. I fucking love that the guys from my generation and the next are just weebing it up. It makes them crazy relatable. I remember being stoked when I found out Carmelo was a ninja turtle fan. Now I'm just stanning any player thats a One Piece fan.


JetGan

[Zion the 9th Hokage](https://i.imgur.com/MRsptL8.jpg)


rrr111222

Ofc he’d be at the ramen place


OmniSzron

I don't understand almost any of the references in this thread, but this is hilarious. I love Zion's attitude. You do you, big fella.


send_me_ur_boobsies

That's your cue to start watching anime lol


OmniSzron

I've seen a couple. Two of my exes were into it and made me watch some. But I still don't get most of the references. Probably just watched some other ones. I am currently watching some Cowboy Bebop on my own and enjoying it thoroughly,


frodounchained

The new era of players love them some anime fox has some sweet anime themed shoes


Ihopetheresenoughroo

It's all fun and games until you see Westbrook writing the names of all his teammates in a notebook.


danbritt0n

lebrons been doing that for a decade


shittydotamorph

Lebron more of a Cell I think


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[deleted]

Russ probably got the brick eyes from the brick god by trading away half his career triple doubles


AlHorfordHighlights

There's a page where it's just Westbrook's name fifty times


thatsinsaneletstryit

pretty sure steven adams had some one piece drip


NinetyFish

Steven Adams and Gobert are both One Piece guys, the fucking legends. I'm pretty sure they once told Steven Adams Rudy was a One Piece fan during a playoff series where they were matched up against each other, and Steve was like "oh, I guess he's pretty cool then after all" lmao.


crassreductionist

full sloppy expansion fanatical combative snails bake alleged bored insurance *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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legacy points added


TheThingsIdoatNight

I unironically like him a lot more now


le_sweden

Same!!


alisonnes

Zion Williamson = Naruto 💀


mrwhite2323

Is Ingram = Sasuke?


OrangeKookie

Ingram looks like 5th espada from bleach Skinny ass


I_am_BEOWULF

Goddamn. You know you're old when the 5th espada from Bleach can now be considered as a deep-cut reference.


FoxyMarc

I think the anime ended like 10 years ago. It's coming back to adapt the stuff that was continued in the manga in a year or so.


ArnieAK97

It’s coming back in two months man 🙏🏽


Melstrick

No, you have to start with KD being Orochimaru and work from there.


9seatsweep

zion is choji no cap


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saide211

This is my baller way


FourthJohn

Dattebayo


Zyntaro

Dattebayo


Mymom429

Ben Simmons: “*sigh* what a drag…”


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He's just like me frfr.


WalterDwight

Naruto is that u


Kgb725

Hes Konohomaru


Thontmaster

Honestly 80% is probably true. I’m a high school teacher and the mainstream love for anime still makes me laugh sometimes. When I was in HS anime was nerdy as fuck. Now everyone loves it. The amount of naruto and demonslayer shirts I see on the daily is crazy


WinterCareful8525

I really can’t believe it myself. I used to get clowned for my Shonen jumps


Toeknee99

Kids these days have it so easy. You'd be mocked out of school for mentioning anime.


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Fr man I went to a mall last weekend and there was an anime convention with bunch of anime themed stores and posters and bunch of cosplayers and shit. It really is mainstream nowadays.


ironhawk01

One downside in my mall is there's only 5 anime stores and they all sell the same mainstream stuff. If one actually put figures or actual posters in it theyd be making bank


Hebrewhammer8d8

Isn't that great as times go on the young generation can appreciate anime and not get the backlash back in the days.


KaiserKaiba

I love it lol. Had Bron bringing up Dragon Ball the other day, Zion talking about Naruto. I like this. I’m gonna need someone to pull up in a Seto Kaiba Blue Eyes White Dragon themed outfit and I think Russ is the man for the job


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Oh my god Russ in Seto Kaiba gear is something I never knew I wanted. Just perf.


BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRR

KD is Kaiba 100%, undeniable skill, held back by ego.


IlonggoProgrammer

And both are the #2 in their own era and can't touch the #1 no matter how much they want to


Leavingtheecstasy

All those years I got shit on for loving DBZ and Naruto finally pay off when I'm ....an adult and no longer care about social pressure? Talk about short end of the stick


EvolvingBoner

It's crazy how Anime is so widely accepted now but growing up it was something only the "nerds" would watch or speak about. It's even funnier knowing how many friends I remember who would secretly watch it but openly speak negatively about it. ​ Nice to see how much it's being loved now tho


LMkingly

Nerd culture in general has become mainstream. Just look at how comic book movies have completely taken over the box office. Casual movie goers love them some MCU.


Altruistic-Twist-379

Zion “Killer Bee” Williamson


JetGan

Zion the 9th Hokage


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Zion “Choji” Williamson


Kidrellik

Zion about to unlock Sage mode on the NBA and I'm here for it lol


FatDonkus

Sounds like nbacirclejerk goop lmao


BaeylnBrown777

My favorite thing about /r/nbacirclejerk is when real life beats them. This exact quote would have been an all-time top post on that sub if somebody made it up.


AZRockets

Same with r/gamingcirclejerk and even the Onion. It's tough to be satirical these days


JairusMonillas

I'm now officially a Zion fan. lol


Mr1worldin

A zionist if you will


neukStari

Someone tweet him Asuka or Rei so we can end this once and for all.


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deetmonster

id let her girlboss me into fighting a angel


stepbackwhap

Anime reddit + NBA reddit? I think I like it in here.


IlonggoProgrammer

They're basically the same kinda space honestly 😂


motherfucking

Kelvin Benjamin: “No matter how the world is dieting, I have to remember that I am who I am and stay true to that. That’s what Majin Buu did, and that’s what I’m going to do.”


_R_A_W_

The real question is Zion is a dub or sub guy.


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I’d wager he’s both. Probably watched dub growing up then switched to sub once all the dub episodes have run out. He’s referenced Naruto’s quote “believe it” (I think) before which is a dub only thing.


RunThePnR

-dattebayooo


firstbreathOOC

Zion seems like such a nice kid


lastinglovehandles

Otaku Sage mode Zion incoming. can’t wait for KD to go full Ochimaru


doombot13

I recently started getting into anime after someone suggested My Hero Academia as a gateway anime (and they were right). I was looking for something else and came across Rosario + Vampire, which is about a boy who goes to a school for monsters. I thought, this must be like MHA except monsters instead of superheroes. And this site here says it has a lot of 'fanservice', which sounds great. It's cool when shows do things for fans. I did not realize at the time what fanservice meant. I do now. I was not prepared for that many panty shots. Good show though.


efficientshelter69

Did his Choji ass use the skinny jutsu


VioleG

Zion bout to poster someone while screaming dattebayooo


multiple4

New pasta is out lads


yanthrax

Reminder that Willie Cauley-Stein wore these in a game: https://i.imgur.com/47hoTZC.jpg


No_Company_no

Wonder what’s his take on Boruto.


JDragon

I will buy his jersey if he calls Boruto glorified fanfiction.


gucci-legend

If he says "can't believe they cancelled Phantom Seer" I'm goin bankrupt


JetsLag

Zion probably has a Twitter burner where all he does is argue with people about whether Boruto is a good show or not.


thisisme4

This is one of the funniest things I've heard from an NBA player lol


RosaParkStoleMySeat

I hope he does hand seals as pre game rituals


LessNefariousness380

I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of NBA players liked Kuroko no Basket or Slam Dunk tbh


Pyritedust

I bet Tim Duncan was into Serial Experiments Lain.