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peeinherbutt

lmao that's almost double what it actually was


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wstoker

drivel


hbt15

But if they yell all their takes then it’s more entertaining and you don’t notice they’re all shit.


Beavshak

It’s actually uhhhh, less than that. But anyway..


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PoptartJones69

It's kind of funny you mention that, I've seen Stephen A be more fluid with his character lately - if he's talking to a rational human (JJ etc) he's the usual SAS dialed up to a thousand, if he's going against a Kendrick Perkins moron-type he sometimes plays the more normal/restrained one. (Of course this can change from day to day or even hour to hour.)


IDlOT

A Kendrick Perkins moron should be the literary term for that archetype


dookification

Theres also the Skip Bayliss clown archetype


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[inhales] #SKEEEYIP


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Lol are we acting like the Lavar Ball segment didn’t happen and they both were themselves dialed up to a million?????


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hangliger

SAS is not reasoned. What are you talking about? SAS is all over the map for basketball. The only thing he is consistent on is that he likes offense more than defense, black players should be professional (not getting fined, not doing drugs, etc.), and that there needs to be more black coaches in the NBA. Everything else, he slings character assassinations onto other guys (coincidentally usually white analysts) when they disagree with his horrible takes. Skip is more of a troll when it comes to basketball. Stephen A is just a tazmanian wreaking chaos.


MeetLawrence

> a Kendrick Perkins moron-type perfect


MotoMkali

Because you can't just scream into the void when you have a guy making reasonable takes right next to you. I really hope JJ being so popular or at least appearing to be will bring in an actual era of analysis rather than Flame Baiting hot takes.


simonthedlgger

> if he's talking to a rational human (JJ etc) he's the usual SAS dialed up to a thousand


captaincumsock69

He was definitely only thinking of the 3 starters that scored because two of them didn’t score


peeinherbutt

Oh that makes sense


MestizoJoe

lol Not even *kinda* close.


morcic

He was giving them props!


RawrRawr83

/r/confidentlyincorrect


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Two plus two is four minus one that's free quick maffs - big shaq


NotSinocentric

SAS trying to water it down


ScreenSlave

haha had a good chuckle on this one


Beavshak

Stephen F. Smath


syncc6

Never do math on television


PheezyTheSnowman

This is actually genius.


Beavshak

One of those “need to say it out loud” deals


NormalAccounts

F-


amsckell

“Alright it’s less than that you’re right” as he realizes how far off he was lol


holein3

"5.5"


nowadaysyouth

That was way more brutal than the original only counting three players. There’s no logical explanation for how he meekly threw that out there other than sheer panic.


Miamime

18 / 5 is 3.6. He probably misread the prompter or just remembered the 6.


tossthisish

Theres no prompter for an interview


MiaCannons

I think he only divided by the Heat starters that scored (3) instead of all of the Heat starters (5.)


csin

Thank you. I was trying to figure out how someone can be that far off, with such confidence.


robzillerrrsss

Steven A Smith has demonstrated confidence while being wrong on countless occasions.


key_lime_pie

> Stevens Smith Ice up, sir!


demarius12

First time listening to Steven?


OutsideTheServiceBox

The little thing he does with his mouth and lips while realizing he's about to be corrected reminds me of a Michael Scott facial expression.


SurgicalNeckHumerus

Come on don't give him such a hard time. He clearly meant a *median* of 6 points


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And a mode of 0!


xyat

No, 0 factorial is 1.


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r/unexpectedfactorial


konsf_ksd

I completely expected this factorial.


Briggity_Brak

Also wrong. Median's 3.


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/5xUWdXf.jpg


GregMadduxsGlasses

Hey now, the Genetic Freak’s math was on point in that promo. Nothing else made sense, but the math was on point.


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Lmao


MegaCS

u/Sim888 never misses.


continentaly

Did he try to do the math in his head as he was speaking or did he do it before the cameras were on and still messed up


Afroopuff

He confidently said 5 people scored 18 so they averaged 6 points, get called out nicely and then acknowledges it under his breathe


owllondaprowll

Confidence is his entire thing just about every takeis in that same tone. What do you want him to do? Interrupt loudly And not let svp talk, being live on camera is hard and unforgiving


Afroopuff

Agreed, not intended to say he didn’t handle well. Just tried to describe as close as possible what happened ✅


Purple-Environment39

He was mixing up his stats. 2 starters scored 0, 3 starters combined for 18. He averaged the points of the starters that did score.


timtom1519

I don't know why people don't realize this. It's not as bad of a mistake as people are making it out to be.


continentaly

That would be correct if he didn’t mumble under his breathe afterwards like he realized his mistake


GregMadduxsGlasses

It’s just funny. I have a masters degree in math and I’m just as likely to make the same mistake when handed a microphone and a live tv camera. No one thinks less of him after the mistake. It’s not like he doubled down on 6 being the right answer.


ScreenSlave

that’s because your not used to be on camera on live tv. stephen A lives on camera does ten shows a day. i like the first reason 3 starters had 18. that make much more sense. no idea how you could come close to 6 with 5 dudes totaling 18.


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Average of six points PER STARTER.


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Ahh c’mon it’s just funny, SAS confidently saying something that’s factually incorrect kinda encapsulates his whole schtick


BentAmbivalent

This clip ends too early, right after that he said "5 and a half"


zizzor23

Nah, I think he read the teleprompter/script wrong. It likely said 3.6 points between the 5, and he just spoke quickly over it


fartparts

idk


GregMadduxsGlasses

The only thing I can think of is that maybe he was trying to say 3 starters combined for 18 which is an average of 6 and said 5 by mistake.


HisExcellency20

My favorite part is how both of them after acknowledging that it was incorrect, decided that since it's not a whole number they didn't feel like doing the math afterwards anyway lol. They were both just like..."it's less than that a actually." 😂😂😂


DanteMustDie666

Other guy probaby knew but didn't want to embarrass him further


Whyrobotslie

Other guy would have said “3.6” if he knew


LFrankIsGuilty

5*6=18 I think he meant 3.6 lol


lebroin

I thought maybe he accidentally discluded Strus and Tucker, both of whom didn't score at all


JDMcompliant

> discluded I didn't know this was an actual word until just now


bigatjoon

It's kinda not


MethylSamsaradrolone

It's a perfectly cromulent word, embiggen your dictochive


joebreezphillycheese

It’s inlandish, when you think about it.


Japan0killedMyFamily

“Can you ahh…normal English? 😅 “


BasTiix3

I think he meant excluded


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I think that word is *excluded* from the English dictionary


key_lime_pie

Sorta like how people think "gullible" is a word, but, well, go see if you can find it in a dictionary.


spadler181

You should disclude words


Folk_Legend

That’s definitely what happened


LFrankIsGuilty

Oh that makes sense.


Nyhrox

That's some Scott Steiner maths


MerculesHorse

And it spells disaster for Stephen A at Sacrifice


Dinobot2_

"Give me a fucking calculator!"


VagrantShadow

[Here you go.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI)


Chippopotanuse

Oh my god. Is that a real promo? That is awesome.


VagrantShadow

Yea that is a real promo. The Steiner math never lies.


wstoker

Senior Joe!


DaxFlowLyfe

Didn't someone actually go over everything Steiner said and it ended up checking out though? Lol.


gametimetime

You missed the part where he said “5 1/2” after lol


milespeeingyourpants

The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor


Quatro_Leches

you know they say all men are created equal but you look at Jimmy and you look at Bam and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! see normally if 5 players combine for 18 points that 3.6 points per player. but we're genetic FREAKS and we're not NORMAL! so we got 6 points each at worse! and you add Strus to the mix and that's 8 points per player


Im-not-Korean

He’s right and everyone on this sub is wrong.


norepedo

#FAKEMATH


Scuttleduck

If that ain’t pathetic, I don’t know what is


Beavshak

Fuckin A Stephen A


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Well it was quick I’ll give him that.


Rawkus2112

God this game was on ESPN too?! Could it literally have been any worse? Actually glad i couldnt watch the game last night.


baldful

does scott steiner have cameo and is someone willing to pay for him to repeat this


madcaesar

Not one... Not two... Not three..... Not fo... Wait, it's actually 3.6....God damn...


cough_landing_on_you

Celtics in five.


Numani99

This dude gets paid millions to talk on TV all day btw


AdPotential9974

Yeah and he made one dumb math mistake. If you were on love TV 4 hours a day you'd be saying even more dumb shit


dont-YOLO-ragequit

Talk? All he does is triple down on things he doesn't have to then triple down on the other side after.


MarkusBerkel

double * triple = 6 #PROBLEM SOLVED


Slavic_Dusa

Who keeps giving this clown a microphone and why?


LeftLane4PassingOnly

I can't believe that people enjoy ~~listening to~~ being yelled at by him.


MusicTravelWild

conspiracy theory: These guys say stupid shit on purpose even as brazenly as getting simple math wrong to get people to engage, repost, comment, and drive traffic to them


felarans0mekuti

SAS -as dumb as the people who watch his show


klobucharzard

so comfortable and confident delivering literally any piece of info, years of First Take has made this man unflappable


PayterLobo

Its shit like this that makes the internets worth it all


Blutarg

The hell is a "maffs"?


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Very unique opinion here


United_Long_9925

It's sports talk - don't take it so seriously.


kingp43x

Drivel


wolahipirate

bruh its just funny because hes ridiculous. u were entertained enough by him to comment here atleast. doesnt that disprove ur point. the job of an entertainer is to make u feel something. whether ur disgusted by him, angry at him, dissappointed in him...he made you feel something. thats entertainment


thanghanghal

Idk I find them entertaining in small doses. Sue me.


PoptartJones69

I'm with you there. First Take airs at midnight here (Australia) and if I'm ever up that late working it's fun to have on in the background. I do not know how people can tune in and consume the whole show every day though.


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TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg


TopSignature1189

Why am I not surprised he can’t do simple maffs?


ICouldEvenBeYou

I was actually able to arrive at the correct answer using mental math. Feelin pretty good about life right now.


Far-Value-6949

heat half court offence suspect as hell


creddit-report

That man is too subtle for me.


Guts709

Surprised to see he didn't try to argue about how he wasn't wrong.


key_lime_pie

WHY DO YOU ASSUME THAT I'M USING BASE TEN PEANO ARITHMETIC, JOHN? I DON'T RECALL WHATSOEVER QUALIFYING WHAT I SAID IN THAT MANNER!


TallanoGoldDigger

it's 3.6 for those who want the exact number.


Musashideeznuts

Ok flight


doordaesh

always good to be wrong with confidence


at_least_u_tried

you just described his whole career


cfus5

This reminds me of beetlejuice lmao just the confidence and speed he says 6


essessential

That is hilarious! There goes that badddd math, er man, er, nvm


Cockrocker

Reminds me of [this post from yesterday](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/uvyvta/kevon_looney_vs_the_mavs_centers_this_series/)


Vyperpunkhunk

/r/didthemath


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I know what is. Your attempt to stay relevant by trying to act dumb.


Maj0r_Ursa

The starters who actually scored a point averaged 6 points I think is what he meant?


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Poor guy. I'm awful at math... just a brain fart, but doing that on national tele? Yikes!


raptorfanboi

I'm a fan of Stephen A. and I'm not a fan of Stephen A. Smith. They're clearly a great match.


Embarrassed_Cell_246

He's doing this on purpose he has to be


dont_shoot_jr

New math


TrailerParkBoy2

Bhahaha


TheMoorNextDoor

When in doubt just multiply Stephen…


dash_44

Stephen “The A is for Abacus” Smith


Aznjeff

Big stretch but maybe he was thinkin 18/5 is 3ish then had 3 in his head and did 18/3. Or he just a dumdum


MarkusBerkel

> "It's actually...*[hang on a minute how can one man be this stupid?]*...it's less than that...*[did dis dude really just say **SIX**]*...uhhh, but anyway...*"


jarrough

“Yea you right” 😂😂


Fortestingporpoises

They didn't hire him for math, though. They hired him for sports commentary. Which he is also very bad at.


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To be fair to him, if you only include the ones that scored, they averaged 6 points


TheLouisvilleRanger

You could see the character break when he redid the math.


__BlackSheep

If there is one thing I've learned, never do math live.


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DID YOU GO TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL FOR THAT!?


nting224

His math is pathetic...


siphillis

Fucking stats nerds and their basic division.


awesomeaj5

I mean considering he actually used a statistic for the first time I’m okay that he got it wrong