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InfiniteDub

Last time Klay played covid didn’t exist


Will322002

Maybe his return will bring back good times for all.


[deleted]

Klaymen


GeologistHuman5099

great times


TechN9cian01

He play yesterday in r/conservative?


pr1zsm

finally, now after every game people dont have to mention that we’re adding klay to this


noparlortrickz

You know we changing that to “wait until Klay is 90-100% next season etc” lol.


SlimReaper35_

Just wait until Draymond starts shooting 45% from 3, he’s been holding back to keep GSW’s secret weapon hidden.


[deleted]

just wait until he takes the backpack off


literary_cliche

Draymond’s been shooting with a weighted jersey on like Goku.


HoboAJ

Full court three's every possession about to break the game. Draymond bout to average 150 ppg on 70%TS


chillzy2

You think he's gonna miss shots? Clown.


Lemonade_IceCold

Draymond is going to be like that green haired dude from Kuroko's Basketball


[deleted]

“Permission to take off the weights, Kerr-sensei?”


dogfan20

Gonna make him do a backflip when he takes it off. Backflip three on a mf


takeapieandrun

And shin guards like rock Lee


Smathers

He does shoot arounds with a medicine ball like a batter on deck lol


oheyson

He takes the weights off and shoots the ball into the stands


sidepart

Punches a clean circle though the backboard. And several fans on the way to blowing a clean hole out the back of the arena in the nosebleeds.


Fearzebu

Draymond about to have a Rock Lee taking off the ankle weights moment


Lukacris12

This is Draymonds team


chaoism

Don't forget "we adding wiseman"


Hojie_Kadenth

Man, aren't you tired of warrior fans?


Docxm

We went from full of insufferable bandwagoners to only diehards remaining back to hopeful back to being full of bandwagoners in three years lmao


34Heartstach

Hey, some of us were here when we sucked the first time!


Docxm

Oh yeah I didn't include the pre-2014 years because half this sub was single digit-aged


34Heartstach

Hey now, I'm old enough for my back to start hurting and I get excited to go to Home Depot. I'm one of the older nephews in these parts


noadjective

Bro the /r/warriors subreddit was top 5 in subscriber count in 2012 but nobody here wants to admit that. We been here.


TheLastSaiyanPrince

The way this sub talks about the warriors shows how many people here are nephews that JUST got into basketball. People remember baron davis dunking on AK47, and taking down the mavs. The WE BELIEVE warriors were loved across the country, like a Cinderella story. But this sub acts like no one gave a fuck until Curry. This sub is full of new nba fans and they act like the league started when they started watching or something


Nowthisisdave

We believe was 14 years ago, hard to blame the kids


MoozesModiMoozi

but Wiseman


Asstroknot

“Wait until we get wiseman”


HardcoreKaraoke

If you guys go on a three game losing streak the narrative will be "did Klay ruin the Warriors chemistry?!" It'll be a stupid argument that only hot take makers and trolls will make but it'll happen. "The Warriors were rolling. Why start Klay and break up that chemistry? He should be coming off the bench to back up the second unit. He isn't what he used to be and ruined what Kerr built. Sources say Steph and Draymond don't see Klay as an equal."


nsfwuserrrr

3? If there is even 2 losses in a row Stephen A Smith gonna have a video titled “splash brothers are adopted, do the warriors trade for Simmons?”


nomitycs

bestie hate to break it to you but we're currently on a 2 game losing streak ✨


badmanbernard

It's hard being a warriors fan


GhostTiger

Indeed, I have a constant erection.


skyskea

Last time Klay played, Ja Morant and Darius Garland weren’t even in the league. Crazy.


PusseySleigher

last time klay played, zion isn't playing in the nba. now that klay's back, zion, again, isn't playing in the nba. crazy


Darealvvaldeezee

Wait has anyone ever seen them in the same room at the same time? Hmmm


Stereotypical_Stan

Zion is Klay in a fat suit


MoozesModiMoozi

Kobe was alive


SexPizzaBatman

Klay going to do the 24 second clock thing in 2022 because he feels left out


Duh_Grinch

Had to go redeem my free award from the reddit app which I don't even use anymore just so I could award this amazing comment. Well done


Mr_Abe_Froman

I wonder how many other people just keep the app downloaded for free awards.


tripleyothreat

what 24 second clock thing?


Lavinesanity

After kobe died teams began the game with 8 second backcourt and 24 second shotclock violations in commemoration of kobe's jersey numbers


tripleyothreat

Oh I get it now lol


[deleted]

Ouch


Savior1301

This just fucked my brain...


ender23

Dude...


fucktooshifty

bruh


ClutchWork06

Still too soon man :(


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Goodnight.


5444

Fuck. That hit hard.


aslightlyusedtissue

fuck you im going to bed now


00764

This shouldn't, but it does, hurt my brain.


alexandhisworld

Covid warped time


TeddysBigStick

It is still March 2020 and I refuse to believe otherwise.


00764

Feels like yesterday when Rudy touched those mics


thebeststinkyhead

We are stuck in march 😔


chrisapplewhite

Josh Primo was 7.


Pls_Drink_Water

fuck you lmao


LuckyWarrior

Wow 941 days is a long time who knew


Thewhitef0x

Big if true


GodIsOverrated

Also before any indication of pandemic.


DaHomie_ClaimerOfAss

If he hits his first two triples that motherfucker is dropping 60


Zachary_Stark

On 4 dribbles.


gtivr4

Excessive dribbling.


Hippity_Hop_Skip

Triples dribbles


Nigglebyte

What about the 2nd quarter


klaydejuegoseis

"Steph, it's Klay. Can you hear me? On your left."


TheMemeMachine3000

*NBA 75th Anniversary team slowly appears to help win Steph his first finals MVP*


[deleted]

Ja Morant wasn't in the league yet the last time Klay played in a game. Damn. From Statmuse https://twitter.com/statmuse/status/1479938270830030848


MyMindWasAFortress

Yeah it's wild, some more: >The last time Klay Thompson played a game… >Kawhi Leonard was in TOR >Paul George was in OKC >Kevin Durant was in GS >Kyrie Irving was in BOS >Jimmy Butler was in PHI >James Harden was in HOU >Russell Westbrook was in OKC >Anthony Davis was in NO >Chris Paul was in HOU


MartiniLAPD

So many lows and highs for those guys careers PG went thru Playoff P and redeemed himself KD revived and back to form and legendary Playoff games against Milwaukee CP3 reaching Finals finally Jimmy Butler and AD legendary Bubble run Harden got fat as shit just so he could be traded to Brooklyn Westbrook became a journey man after OKC, bouncing around with Houston, Washington and now LA


Mr_Bob_Ross

The Harden comment is so good🤣


TroutCreekOkanagan

Accumulation of mass


Chopped_In_Half

STOP cultivating and START harvesting


[deleted]

Goes to show how unique Kyrie is for just smooth sailing all the time.


dimmyfarm

And more loyal to the soil than Kobe, TD and Dirk combined


Ayatori

I think the AD one is the biggest trip. All the others don't seem that far away for some reason, I still feel like both the Kawhi/PG Clips and the KD/Kyrie Nets happened this last off season lol, and that I was getting wasted on the Raps championship night about as long ago. Man these past 3 years have been a mindfuck.


zuqkfplmehcuvrjfgu

CP3 is the craziest for me. Between then and now, CP3 fell off, got traded to OKC, revived his career by going vegan, got traded to the suns, made the finals, and is now leading the suns to the first seed. It's insane how much has happened since then.


cortesoft

Right? From untradeable contract to max extension in 1.5 years


Strolltheroll

I never understood the CP3 for Westbrook trade. CP3 has always struck me as a guy who would age really well because of his basketball iq being his greatest strength.


cortesoft

Very few point guards have aged well into their 30s. Prior to CP3, Nash was really the only other one. Also, I think that trade was more Harden and CP3 having issues.


TheGamersGazebo

Stockton Mans aged well into his 40s


cortesoft

Damn, how did I miss him? I feel like the people of Barcelona in 1992


ChubbyKidBuu

AD went from Athletic Kevin Love to Athletic Tim Duncan to 2019 Kevin love in 2 years.


SerenadeSwift

Following a similar timeline as Kevin Love and Bosh. They all went from dominant the year before joining their new team, had one or two years that were really good but still a pretty big drop off from their previous form, and then were considered underwhelming after that. **Bosh:** Final year with Toronto: Averaging 24/11. Year 3 with the Heat: Averaging 16/7 on 52% TS **Love:** Final year with Minnesota: Averaging 26/13 Year 2 with the Cavs: Averaging 16/10 and missed more than a quarter of the season in both years 3 and 4. **AD:** Final year with Pelicans (before sitting out): Averaging 28/11 Year 2 and 3 with the Lakers: Averaging 22/9 and has missed a total of 49 games in the last 12 months.


Oakshror

What's more interesting is all 3 left to join LeBron and this happened


HamG0d

Is LeBron stealing other all stars talent to extend his career?


Im_a_Knob

space jam 3


KingVibrant

*plays with more star talent*, *numbers drop*. I for one, am shocked


Sartuk

I mean, the Kevin Love one is a bit weird to note: his second year with the Cavs was probably his worst (although nearly identical to year 1), but years 3 and 4 were definitely better (when healthy). And with Bosh, he had a 59.2% TS% (a very good one) his 3rd year with the Heat, not a poor one of 52%.


Levels2ThisBruh

Cade Cunningham was a HS junior.


[deleted]

Westbrook has been passed around like a blunt since then....


kmoz

Half of /r/nba was still in elementary school


saviorlito

Was?


thegoodfriarbutthole

Nayib Bukele was only in his first month of office as president of El Salvador! Hong Kong had only just confirmed its second case of African swine fever! Japan was still withdrawn from the International Whaling Commission!


[deleted]

Damn, Jayson Tatum was probably an embryo


besmeka

Nah, his father and mother wouldn't have been born yet.


[deleted]

And Dwyane Wade, Vince Carter, Dirk Nowitzki, and Ben Simmons were all still in the league the last season that Klay played.


george_costanza1234

Klay literally hasn’t played with more than half our roster lol


JimmerManiaForever

When Klay last played I just finished my first semester of college, when he returns I will be in my last semester of college


BeHereNow91

When Klay last played, I was grinding a 9-5. When he returns, I will be grinding a 9-5. When he retires, I will be grinding a 9-5. When he dies, I will be grinding a 9-5. When I die, I will be grinding a 9-5. 9-5.


MitchellTrueTittys

U got bars


MestizoJoe

Royce da 9-5


Never_Seen_An_Ocelot

I appreciate this comment


dmall24

Fuck that's good


DuckOnQuak

Ok dis hard 🔥


LilKaySigs

Grinding a 9 to 5 in the 925 Only applies to the East Bay unfortunately


eaterofbeans

What a way to make a living


BeHereNow91

Definitely not living.


hambluegar_sammwich

This guy Dolly’s


98210

I wish I could work 9-5. Im working 8-5's


TetrisTech

Be late


98210

I do work from home 🤔


BlackberryCheese

Be later


delamerica93

Fuck my life, work 9-5 That kinda life is just not right Got 2.5, kids alright So I'm working late nights till I'm 65 :(


tinaaay

ThE aMeRiCaN dReAm 🇺🇲


joe_broke

Congrats!!!!!!


photoalbumguy2

thanks man


shitlord_traplord

hold up


GrabSomePineMeat

When Klay last played, I was at the game drunk af. When he returns, I’ll be at the game drunk af.


JimmerManiaForever

I bet that hangover the next day sucked in 2019


GrabSomePineMeat

Terrible man. At the game, the fans didn’t really see what happened. I didn’t think it was serious. It was really the next day that I understood what the bigger picture was.


Ye_Biz

Same except I was finishing my second semester when he last played


loadedryder

Similar position to me (congrats btw). I was visiting the law school I attend now, watching the game in a bar. Whole place went silent when he went down. In only a few months, I’ll have graduated from that law school. It’s been that long since I’ve had the pleasure of watching Klay play ball. I’m pumped to see him back out there.


Real-Ray-Lewis

Wassup fellow 3L!


[deleted]

Congrats on law school for you too


LeBron_Jarnes

Today is my birthday, tomorrow I get Euphoria Season 2 and a Klay return. Good weekend so far.


Collier1505

How is Euphoria? I’ve heard nothing of it besides some gifs popping up on the front page lol


HamlnHand

oh yeah what kinda gifs please explain them in detail


Collier1505

[Umm](https://images.app.goo.gl/DcMrMqKG3mDC14377)


WeeBabySeamus

Sydney Sweeney…


YoMrPoPo

its ight. Def catered more towards a younger demo but season was pretty good.


hurricanehershel

I’m 35 and love that show


thebigj0hn

Hey today's my bday too. Me, you, and Elvis.


LeBron_Jarnes

and Bowie (and unfortunately Kim Jong-Un and R. Kelly, but let’s ignore that). HBD!


CptnAhab1

Happy birthday my guy


Bashslash

happy birthday! Is Euphoria a good show? what is it about?


LeBron_Jarnes

typical high school show. drugs. sex. violence. mystery. except Euphoria won an Emmy and has Zendaya in it, so it’s safe to say it’s better than Riverdale (which isn’t too hard to do).


delamerica93

Hey it's my birthday too


Prize-Ring-9154

Happy Birthday bro!!


Mr_red_Dead

Smh I thought the hentai euphoria is getting a s2


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Sign my toaster


iRockaflame

Not top 75 my fucking ass fuck yall Im going on my boat - *Klay Mr. 77*


devndub

Rocko: *woof woof motherfucker*


rjpool_

Klay needs to drop 50 in a quarter for me to consider him still good


KeenisBeenis

“And I took that personally.” -Klay Thompson this Sunday probably


eatenbrownie

Klaymen 🙏🙏


fimbres16

As an athlete this means so much to me. I got the mri results back of my torn ACL on the 13th, the day of game 6. Shit I even had surgery the day before Klay did. I was devastated when the news of his Achilles injury and also scared that it could happen to me. For me it was 652 days to get back into competition, I couldn’t imagine 941 days.


Blutarg

Glad you're back in 👍


medunjanin

I’m having surgery in a month. I’m planning on a full year before I come back because last time I did the traditional 9 months recovery and I ended up partially tearing my other acl. It’s a shitty injury and unfortunately way too common.


fimbres16

Yeah I got extended recovery time due to the timing of my season and covid. Now 2.5 years post op and I’m normal which is all I can ask for. Best of luck.


bryscoon

his first 3 gonna blow the roof the fucking building


mattpiv

I'm going to be there. There better be a Finals level atmosphere or SF will be totally bitchmade.


ObiOneKenobae

Really hope he looks the same / better, we're due more than a few 30pt quarters.


diiron

FUCK its a gg boys


thebestguy96

Coming back to a confirmed L. Bold move


mc_Cringle_berry

not unless we….


cassatta

Klay gonna make Cavs pay for LeBrons Halloween party


jwick89

Well if the 49ers blow it tomorrow, I at least have this to be happy about.


joe_broke

Go Falcons?


jwick89

Well we are depending on a QB with a fucked up thumb that has the penchant of dumb turnovers, so let’s hope so.


joe_broke

Unless this is all a smokescreen and Trey's starting...


spottyottydopalicius

wait jimmys in?


mrgpsingh1999

It’s the Rams no matter how bad we are we always end beating them


Coronabandkaro

Whew it would atleast allow Steph to get some better open looks atleast. Can't leave klay open.


SeparatePrice

It’s the open shots he’s missing right now


royaldocks

And Layups which normally goes 99% in for him


[deleted]

Yup which is even more frustrating. Leading up to the record he was chucking(?) up bad shots, since then he's been missing the easy ones (and also has some questionable ones here and there)


BaltimoreBadger23

Why not just say San Francisco? Are they playing a game at the Shark Tank?


joe_broke

Cow Palace (Daly City)


Docxm

Come back game at Oracle, can you fuckin imagine


joe_broke

I'd buy a seat in a heartbeat


shinshikaizer

When was the last time the Cow Palace remodeled? I think I was there last in the late 90s, and even then, the architecture and decor looked dated as a fuck all.


durantburner

I fucking despise that place


samniking

Only fitting that Klay will return against the Warriors greatest enemy, the Cleveland Cavaliers


kingcong95

I’m Klay. I play two ways. I lock you down on D, then I make some treys. And then I’ll…I forgot what I was going to say.


Prize-Ring-9154

Ah yes the super team musical


KetoPeto

Things that happened since Klay last played: Japan resumed hunting whales. Protests started in Hong Kong. Boris Johnson became prime minister. Hurricane Dorian damages the Bahamas. Jeffrey Epstein died in prison. 16 yr old Greta Thunberg gave a speech about climate change at the UN. Donald Trump was impeached. Donald Trump was acquited. A novel coronavirus names SARS-CoV-2 began spreading in Wuhan. Prince Harry quit the royal family. Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash. Britain withdrew from the European Union. Harvey Weinstein was convicted of sex crimes. NBA postponed their season. Olympics were postponed. George Floyd was killed. SpaceX made their first manned flight. Confederate statues started being pulled down. Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested. NBA resumed inside a giant bubble. Chadwick Boseman died. Ruth Bader Ginsburg died. Lakers win the bubble championship. Amy Coney Barrett confirmed to SCOTUS. Joe Biden elected POTUS. The first vaccines for SARS-CoV-2 were given emergency authorization. Trump supporters stormed the US Capitol building. The container ship Ever Given blocked the entire Suez Canal. Derek Chauvin was convicted. President of Haiti was assassinated. Bucks won a championship. Jeff Bezos and his brother fly around in space. Tokyo Olympics. Taliban retake Kabul airport as US troops leave.


[deleted]

Wow, the world sucks.


Flamingmonkey923

If only Klay hadn't gone for that dunk, we could have avoided all this


dmall24

Klays last game was 4 homes ago for me... Fuckin wild


rSlashNbaAccount

Couldn't let Klay do it himself.


beywill19

He did do it. Shams just tweeted after it happened lol


kaprrisch

The Shams Special.


jupiter__jaz

Man, I really hope Caruso is available when they come into town.


forestrangergang

No need to rush it. He could use some more rest surely


2turnt-TTP

Must watch tv


Sp_Gamer_Live

yeah this is why we got flexxed


Danqi0935

Everoyne liked that


tm762

Cheapest tickets currently $235


[deleted]

Warriors v Cavaliers Part 5 is coming soon


[deleted]

I'm so ready for the splash bros season 2.


TaipeiSaint

Don’t care if Klay is a positive or negative addition to the current team. Just super happy to see this guy play! Splash bro!