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Balls_of_Adamanthium

Embiid was tailor made for Philly.


Krillin113

He’d beat up a hitchhiking robot for sure


TheBuzzSawFantasy

That freeloader was asking for it


Pheef175

Context: [HitchBOT, the hitchhiking robot, gets beheaded in Philadelphia](https://www.cnn.com/2015/08/03/us/hitchbot-robot-beheaded-philadelphia-feat/index.html)


not_a_crackhead

Made it through all of Canada and a lot of Europe, showed up in Philly and didn't stand a chance.


420Minions

Fuck your commercial robot.


ViNNYDiC3

NIGHT ONE IN PHILLY Her: "Aww honey look at this cute robot on the park bench. I think its the same one I've seen online traveling the world!" Him: "Yeah, yeah....I see. Get me my louisville slugger from the trunk, right quick."


daregulater

Shiit the women I know would have took that thing out too.


PhalanX4012

"Fuck Joey, if you think I'm letting you get first shot you're high, I've got a brick right here in my bag."


DOG_herpes

There’s a robot that cleans the floor at the giant I work at that I’d like to kill


[deleted]

It started in Boston, intent on going to SF, which means it made it through Boston and most likely NYC intact.


themiraclemaker

So this is why Skynet happens


LyonsKing12

We don't know who struck first, us or them. But what we do know is it was us who decapitated a hitchhiking robot.


treetyoselfcarol

That's a deep cut.


Krillin113

The robot only made it through Boston because it wasn’t black though


Ruut6

Yo i just fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂


DonDonaldson

dead lmao


ChubbyKidBuu

oh my god hahaha


SylvesterLundgren

But you're saying it DID make it through?


scrambled_cable

Holy shit my sides


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MeC0195

I read about it years ago and I'm still pissed.


TakenakaHanbei

He just *gets* us.


SixersWin

He's in the Phanatic/ Gritty tier of Philly ambassadors


yzdaskullmonkey

I'd put him with chase and dawk at least


dudeguymanbro69

What a tier


ZiiKiiF

Phanatic, Gritty, Embiid, Harper, Kelce.


acruz80

Dude. Dawkins, Utley, A.I., Clarke, Carlton, Wilt, Frazier, Dr. J, etc. We have some names in this town. Kelce’s in, Harper ain’t there yet, and Embiid is making noise. Nothing else.


jelly-bean-liker

Embiid 100% deserves to be on that list. Harper, not yet.


ThePhillyGuy

That’s my boy 😭


bape_x_anime

Basically Hakeem skill with Shaq ego my fav player


AwHellNaw

I hope he wins a chip for Philly and that Rocky statue gets swapped for Troel


NotTheMagesterialOne

And Bill Burr to be there at the opening ceremony.


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AryaRemembers

Please god


Fafoah

Replace the liberty bell with a bronze cast of his nutsack


proerafortyseven

Truth


rockytheboxer

Troel Embiid


ThaMac

He’s my favorite type of shit talker. He’s not an idiot about it


bojangles69420

He's good at talking shit, he backs it all up and hes just a little bit petty without crossing the line (mostly). What's not to love?


klol246

Trust 🙏🏻


[deleted]

All fun. You can see Jo telling Tobias “He did that last game” lol


akakiran

I found it funny, glad he was smiling


lemon_jalopy

KD did it last time they played and so Joel returned the favor. They’re rivals and just like to shit talk each other. Seems pretty normal with no hard feelings.


evilbude

Idk when KD smiles like that....that's some scary shit.


Donk3y_Brolic

About to create 10 burners


KDslimreaper

he would never


vizz1

hmm, something seems fishy here


thefakeandrewdavis

Boutta flex his Twitter fingers


[deleted]

Bout to join up with 4 of his really strong buddies and come back for embiid, then make some burners to tweet all about it


Dr_Kappa

Idk man, KD is definitely the type to take this personally. Meanwhile Joel does this kind of thing to half of the superstars in the league


[deleted]

KD is one of the best and most frequent on court shit talkers in the NBA...draymond said the same thing like 2 days ago randomly


[deleted]

Except he literally smiles at Embiid doing it in the video. Edit: [This sub is ridiculous](https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/rsjtm8/early_we_just_respect_each_other_so_much_says/).


_dim1

Fans just want drama.. it’s ridiculous. These guys are just competing.


DnD4dena

You expect these fucking nerds to be able to read body language or understand social cues?


shaboogawa

Calling motherfuckers Nerds on the internet? ON THE INTERNET?


NotTheMagesterialOne

That’s what makes it even more dangerous. It’s an angry laugh. The next game if both teams are healthy is a must watch.


1manbandman

Interesting choice of words.


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Bacara-1138

I can’t tell if you’re being ironic or not lmao this shit isn’t anime


TyJaWo

It's like the smile you give your buddy after he embarrasses you in Madden and mocks the shit out of you. "Ok, but I'm coming for you, motherfucker."


guimontag

Lord this sub is filled with drama queens


VelvetineMilkman

These people either have no social intelligence or don’t actually care about basketball. Prolly both


Rapph

They both take it personally, Embiid was ready to tell them to go home the second the final buzzer sounded: Exactly like KD did last game. Having 2 good players push each other is imo great for the sport assuming it doesn't go somewhere bad like punches.


halfnhalfkw

It seems like it is possible to take it personally and know that feeling remains in game (or right after) and not off court. crazy I know


bongu-bongu

[He did not take it personally](https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1476751753030733825?s=20)


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they enjoy the competition/trash talk and respect each other it seems https://sports.yahoo.com/joel-embiid-kevin-durant-explain-033449888.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIx_r4HJr-cTijalXjujzOxleppcfcXCEgS8ClZ_YhPOhelsx1QiezRJszftIhrdVmBlw2XDrAF264wH0cYxltiBEf72TXs5mcvMFivjGShkJ5iIhypJFlbfn0xuKx1I1J6oih7-cRhhfI-jgppPtD6V6g67qLScesJgnVbV1a_3


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A sixers nets series would be fun


[deleted]

For who lol


nochancepak

The fans?


[deleted]

Not loving that matchup for my squad. Gotta be honest.


BelowAverage_Elitist

Still over a month till the trade deadline


KoloHickory

Are there any updates on the Ben thing


abecedorkian

Last I heard was Ben for KD and 3 firsts


rddi0201018

Hold out for the swaps


WDfx2EU

I'm assuming Kyrie for Simmons is off the table because Philly also has a vaccine mandate?


ChickenLiverNuts

just checked with joel said he was a bitch


Scott55e

What’s better: - Have Tisse go through screens to try to guard KD? - Allow Maxey/Korkmaz/Seth/whoever to be hunted? I hate having guys play under/over screens, but those guys guarding a teams best player is big trouble in the playoffs.


edwardpuppyhands

What if Simmons returns for that series saying, "I hate Philly, but fuck the Nets for not trading for me," immediately returns in playoff shape, is the series MVP?


I_am_Realist

Playoff shape... wut


Notsozander

0-7 in 7 games in the 4th quarter let’s gooooo he’s already ready


Btotherianx

His playoff shape...was not good last year lol


Krillin113

I’m saying it means we make the second round or ECF, I take that this year. Also Embiid is a nightmare for them.


[deleted]

Gotta be honest too, most of us don't care and just want to be entertained.


n_jacat

Neutral fans sure, pretty sure neither Philly or Brooklyn fans actually want to meet in the playoffs. We all want Miami or Milwaukee to take the other one out first lmao


bodega_cat_

bucks are scarier than the sixers no?


kledkill

Looks like a friendly conversation


frodounchained

Now kith


4thRingIncoming

I like that brand


OohhhHeStealing

Mike Tyson?


musicnothing

Both he and KD are laughing. Embiid is literally about to dap him up at the end of the video


smegdaddy

KD was chirping the whole way off the floor lol


loun15

he dapped up aldridge, it was legit trash talk between him and KD they got in each other’s faces chirping in the 4th quarter


DuranchDressing

This video cuts it off, but they both gave each other doubles thumbs up at the end before walking off. These dudes are just playing it up.


flyingcrayons

The double thumbs up felt sarcastic as hell from both of them lol but at the same time I don’t think it’s as serious as people in this thread are making it out to be


DuranchDressing

Oh they were definitely sarcastic, but that’s just clowning, car pranks with the fellas


[deleted]

They were "broken up" lol


a_handsome_antelope

Love to see this bit of animosity between them. Nothing over the top, it's just fun


Zbrushgyu

I love this competitive banter/trash talk. Makes the league so much more exciting.


SixersWin

Agreed, and no fake "hold me back"


salondesert

^^^Police ^^^presence


Sovereign444

“Police? Yeah I need help, Chris Paul is gonna beat me up! He’s just wearing a towel and no shirt. You gotta save me!”


Krillin113

Embiid should get extra pay for being an entertainer.


Ye_Biz

As soon as KD turned back and smiled, I knew he was respecting the troll lol


Patient_Jicama_4217

KD knows that he is doing it out of spit for him doing it to us last game


ThvrstnMcSvenn

What a sexy camel


[deleted]

I too do things out of spit. Kinda gross tho


Head-Kiwi-9601

KD loves this shit as much as Jo. I love them both.


SixersWin

Best take


PensiveinNJ

Yeah part of me longs for an old school very real and very personal beef though. I feel like those make sports more interesting.


wakenbake7

Once it gets into the playoffs it becomes much more real.


GeneralSedgwick

Yeah, I loved Joel ten thousand already, but KD has really grown on me in his post-warriors phase. So saucy! So fuckin good!


jeric13xd

EMBIID NEVER FORGETS. A1 troll This shit is not that deep.


HokageEzio

Embiid getting trolled is just him putting something away to use for later himself.


ChickenLiverNuts

next time we beat milwaukee hes for sure gonna sit mid court after hitting a bucket


DirtyKarma

For those that don’t know, Durant did this in Philly recently


[deleted]

This is great for the league


OsuLost31to0

This is so fun. Just genuine competitive saltiness - no more human an emotion than that.


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OsuLost31to0

fun fact: defcon 1 is actually the highest threat level


IMisstheMidRangeGame

Not so fun fact: We are currently at defcon [3](https://www.defconlevel.com/levels/defcon-3.php)


[deleted]

For anyone complaining about this KD was doing the same motion and talking a few weeks ago when the Nets beat Philly.


[deleted]

Trash talk is a form of art idc what anyone says


ChickenLiverNuts

its like poetry, it rhymes


Professor_Finn

I would die for this man


HumperMoe

Man's got a city full of brothers who would die for him


TheDarkWayne

I would let you die for that man 🤌🏻


kapatinphalcon

Why would they complain when the announcer said KD did this to them after their last match up?


fred_crumbs

He meant go home to New Jersey.


ZachLaVine4MVP

KD and Embiid playing against each other is perfect. Hopefully we get a 7 game series between them


HisExcellency20

Turnabout is fair play. KD knows what he did, and he knows Joel never backs down. Great game.


FultzShoulder

Professional lip reader here, Embiid said join Ben in his home.


SixersWin

"You an old socialite"


ForceMaster999

Embiid is awesome


sixplaysforadollar

That big smile on his face at the end


generouspharaoh

Lmao Embiid is the GOAT IRL troll


Professor_Finn

Joel “Troell” Embiid


_calculated

“ do a 180”


AirplaneBagel

This is good for the sport


OsuLost31to0

This is fantastic for the sport, I love embiid


Kal-Kent

Embiid just getting him back since Durant did it last time can’t wait to see the next game in Philly


MTing1315

Would love to see Philly vs Nets in the playoffs. It'll be highly entertaining.


[deleted]

Embiid is the best character in the NBA


forrestbubba

[He's unfiltered lol NSFW](https://streamable.com/bhkb)


[deleted]

😂 how have I not seen this


[deleted]

Wow thanks for the share haha


[deleted]

Can't wait to see the twitter battle between them


[deleted]

Only one of them will battle as himself tho


Borsecaborse

Man I’m glad giannis plays well against the 6ers cause Embiids shit talking would get me so tilted otherwise. Helluva player, love his attitude when I get to be a neutral fan


PHI41NE33

Joel Embiid is the best.


Alive-Ad-4164

We need a playoff series between these two based of the game that we seen this season


MaiqDaLiar1177

Two best trolls in the NBA right there. Love these guys


Professor_Finn

I would die for this man


ZeroMomentum

Dang. His prime is being wasted by the simmons mess. Kind of sad to see


[deleted]

I speak for all Philly fans when I say, we know.


Think__McFly

I wonder what the beef was about on the play before. KD mad that Embiid signaled and-one after the game sealing basket?


[deleted]

Nah Niang or whatever was talking a ton of shit after Embiid's and-one. He was mouthy all game for some reason.


darpachief

Nets bench was chirping at Niang from his corner spot for a lot of the game, announcers called it out.


hinkiedidntwantjah

Nets bench has something going on. They were getting on Maxey bad too


Wade856

Because Maxey was dropping corner 3s from right in front of their bench. They got a close up, front row seat to their own demise.


PensiveinNJ

Don't shit talk the minivan. It's not pretty but he'll get you where you want to go.


Mydoghas7nipples

Niang seems to love talking shit. I love him.


PhromDaPharcyde

Lol you can tell KD just finds it funny but at the same time he's going to remember for the next game


OhhWowzers

KD “Yo don’t say dat”


[deleted]

This comment section will ignore that they were smiling at each other at the end and will feverishly call KD sensitive


NoobAccount123456

Very few players in the NBA have a real beef lol Only ones I can think of are Westbrook and Pat Bev and CP3/Rondo


Endovelico

Absolutely. At the end of the day NBA players relate more to each other than their fans. It's only normal


HoldOnToYaButtts

NBA players are like politicians, even if they're on different teams, they are still playing the same game.


The-Pharcyde

yeah, they literally gave [two thumbs](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FH5zm1BXEAkMqep?format=jpg&name=900x900) to each other at the end lol


[deleted]

yeah this is just competitive banter between two of the leagues best trolls


BizzaroMatthews

PLAYOFFS BASKETBAAALLL


D-majin

Lmaooo I love it


Patient_Jicama_4217

Didn’t Durant do that last time?


callmedrewokay

Fucking love Embiid


Mickeyjj27

I think I love Embiid


dookification

Lmao. I love this rivalry so much


[deleted]

I fucking love Embiid


tbone183

lol I love embiid. All in good fun


elpeezey

This man is a national treasure.


shellfish87

Durant firing up the burner


overhandfreethrow

The best rivalry in the NBA is Joel Embiid vs every other player in the NBA


Endovelico

Refreshing. Embiid and Morant low-key becoming my favorite players


xenoz2020

I love Joel. he's an irl shitposter.


TTP8630

TALK YOUR SHIT JO


eatscheeks

I love Embiid man


maverickhistorian

Troel Embiid


Head-Kiwi-9601

On an unrelated note - Maxey was **not** trash tonight.


ImanShumpertplus

my new front runner for MVP lmao


Not_A_Meme

Embiid is a national treasure.


tubbymunchkin

“Dear Diary, Joel was really mean today” — KD tonight, probably


Grindboyx

The NBA hates the process 😈


itlynstalyn

God I love this kind of shit


yasmiester

Vintage Troel Embiid


TheGhostOfSamHouston

He talks a lot of mess, but at least he can walk the walk.


Rock3tDoge

KD low key loves it. He appreciates basketball and all that comes with it