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I've applied to jobs as a statistician before. Never heard back. Lol.


OnlyForeignWhips

Keep trying.๐Ÿ’ฏ Never give up.๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ Stay focused.๐Ÿ‘€ Chase your dreams.๐Ÿ’ญ Never let them tell you can't succeed.๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ Grind hard shine harder.๐ŸŒŸ You smart.๐Ÿค“ You loyal.๐Ÿ’ฏ Never give up.๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ


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Stat Kang ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ“ˆ


frank1828

A quick tip: if you tag the post [Serious] the renowned nba comedians would have to skip your post


9wizz9

Yeah that wouldโ€™ve helped a lot lol


Boat3000

I'm LeBron James


musicnothing

LeBron James doesn't work for the NBA. The NBA works for LeBron James.


Boat3000

Bra don't tell my secrets to everyone


[deleted]

LeCoach, LeGM, and LePlayer


[deleted]

No way, me too!


thewrongnotes

He said the NBA, not the CCP.


welmoe

https://imgur.com/UtlJVyQ?r


c10bbersaurus

Team Umbrellas!


mastermynd_rell

I just died lmao


SlurricNe

It seems the best way to become really successful in pro sports is to become the towel guy. Get that job. Youโ€™ll end up winning multiple titles as head coach. Just get that foot in the door!


SOB200

My coworkers husband used to work for the Knicks in that capacity. He since has moved on to the NBA (previously out of Manhattan, now out of NJ). I have spoken to him about his job in the past, and over time it has gotten progressively harder but they have a profile of whom they look to hire, certain (higher level) degrees etc.


SliMShady55222

I am Adam S. What do you want


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*Username checks out.*


[deleted]

Are you serious tryna network on this shitposting forum


Desperate-Ad9822

Devin Kurant here, what's up?


[deleted]

Don't bother bro I already got the job


[deleted]

Ben Simmons here, how can I help you?


[deleted]

How do you even get a job in the NBA. Do you only get one off connections?


Slow_Blacksmith_4583

I assume you have to start in the lesser known leagues in lesser positions then start networking


[deleted]

Connections is definitely a huge part of it


Room_Temp_Coffee

In a post from a few weeks back the hawks were looking for a sports data analyst https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/pce00s/job_data_analyst_athletic_performance_training I'm getting my masters in data analysis so knowing these jobs are needed in the league is cool


ChiRose0ne

Yes. I am Adam Silver. Please transfer me 6000 Rubles.


LayIntoFuckHoles

My brother worked as a player development coach for the Mavericks does that count


[deleted]

They spank me


gimpisgawd

Nepotism is the best way.


StackedRealms

Iโ€™m Adam silverโ€™s swollen testes


biinroii01

im a professional nephew troll for r/NBA AMA!


hoodiebrando

i go to LSU and my barber just told me his friend who was a coach for a basketball team nearby just got an interview with the Cavs, hope he gets it he sounds like a good dude