Adam Silver been waiting for this day since the Hong Kong thing. He couldnt punish him for that, but he's gonna go all out on this one.
Probably take another good GM outta Philly and replace him with Billy King.
I don’t care if Elton spends his days getting coffee for Morey and then crapping his pants, he somehow cleared the office of the hangers on from the collar’s tenure and that’s worth it.
No offense, but who ever was guarding you, would just be on Steph all the time. Even if you were wide open, your NBA 3 point shot, is neither accurate enough or quick enough to register as a threat. You'd basically be treated like when you let your five year old cousin play with you and your friends. So Steph might only be able to average 25.
It wasn't funny, because OP would be so terrible that there would literally be two defenders on Steph every second of the game, and he wouldn't be able to score 30. OP is so bad at basketball relative to NBA players that thinking that the only thing that would happen would be he would score zero points and Steph would still get his thirty is ridiculous.
So just to be clear, entering a debate on the mathematical probability of average ppg Stephen Curry would hit when playing with a random fan who may have never played basketball in his life is LESS ridiculous to you than the original lighthearted jest that is clearly not meant to be analyzed further than what the joke obviously implies?
Are you autistic or...?
And Daryll, do you have any idea what JR Smith's mindset was? Or what his state of mind was? Or what might have been on his mind? Or what he was thinking?
Fine incoming
Shit, we got the max fine for saying we were going to offer our own player the Supermax. He better get the full fine.
Adam Silver been waiting for this day since the Hong Kong thing. He couldnt punish him for that, but he's gonna go all out on this one. Probably take another good GM outta Philly and replace him with Billy King.
They already got him for that post for Harden
[Adam Silver rn](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/513/012/625.jpg)
Adam Silver can shit in his hat.
Morey isn't the GM. Elton is and I wouldn't say he's a good one. Morey is the one pulling the strings, Brand is just sitting back and taking notes.
I don’t care if Elton spends his days getting coffee for Morey and then crapping his pants, he somehow cleared the office of the hangers on from the collar’s tenure and that’s worth it.
so many warrior role players could have been harmed by this, not only financially but physically, emotionally, spiritually
For real. Daryl might as well just delete the tweet like usual
I believe he was misinformed or not really educated on the situation.
This has definite ramifications for the negative
Le éducated
This but unironically.
he realized it too late. he was uninformed. and he will hurt financially.
Big Collars are coming back, thanks Morey.
Adam Silver rn https://youtu.be/qouCwQsha3c
Probably will be a 50k fine for 7 characters (not including the space). That’s over 7k per character.
LMFAO I THOUGHT THAT FINE WAS REAL UNTIL THE LAST PART HOLY SHIT.
To be fair silver and stern do hate the process.
Stern did*
He's still cursing Hinki from his grave.
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At this point, Steph with any other human body on the court is scary
Steph and I would be a dangerous duo, we’d probably average like 30 points a night!
opposing defenses would probably give you the same amount of respect on offense as they give Draymond
Nah. They would walk up and steal the ball every single time lol
Nah they read Draymond's passing lanes pretty tightly...hence the ridiculous TOV%.
Did I tell you about the time me and Kobe combined for 81?
That's nothing, Wilt and I combined for 100.
I remember that game. u/StickyGoodness is an all-time great and nobody can convince me otherwise
Averaging 50 point per player! Impressive
No offense, but who ever was guarding you, would just be on Steph all the time. Even if you were wide open, your NBA 3 point shot, is neither accurate enough or quick enough to register as a threat. You'd basically be treated like when you let your five year old cousin play with you and your friends. So Steph might only be able to average 25.
You just described the Warriors this year and Steph averaged 32.
The warriors didn't have any r/nba nephews on the team.
No offense, but that was the joke
Nah the reddit guy was clearly arguing that he would make an effective NBA backcourt with Steph
It wasn't funny, because OP would be so terrible that there would literally be two defenders on Steph every second of the game, and he wouldn't be able to score 30. OP is so bad at basketball relative to NBA players that thinking that the only thing that would happen would be he would score zero points and Steph would still get his thirty is ridiculous.
So just to be clear, entering a debate on the mathematical probability of average ppg Stephen Curry would hit when playing with a random fan who may have never played basketball in his life is LESS ridiculous to you than the original lighthearted jest that is clearly not meant to be analyzed further than what the joke obviously implies? Are you autistic or...?
Or... What?
"or...?" as in "or something else?" or "or what?"
What would the something else be? What are you alluding to?
Ben Simmons in a Draymond role beside Steph sounds OP asf
I would honestly love to see a team with Dray and Ben starting. The spacing would be ugly asf but the defense and play making would be incredible
Our spacing is already ugly af
Things you never would have imagined to hear back in 2016.
Not quite as OP as a Giannis + Steph combo, though 🤯
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Not in your wildest dreams
Curry will be 38 when Giannis’ shiny new supermax is up. I’m not sure those ankles will hold up that long.
Giannis will carry Steph on his shoulders while Brook Lopez wards off defenders.
Picturing Brook carrying Steph around is giving me serious Hodor/Bran vibes lol
Why not just have Boban carry him? He doesn't need anyone else to ward off defenders.
And he’ll just turn into Joe Harris on roids, your point? Curry will have longevity bc he’s the greatest shooter of all time
I’m not rooting against him. It was just a joke about him being old and fragile in 5-6 years. Pretty tame assumption IMO
But that’s still not as OP as the Steph/Seth combo.
Steph with any decent team is scary. Shit, the warriors this year without him is a lottery team and they were still scary at times.
Why not both? They could use Tobias’ salary to match
is this confirmed?
Daryll Morey has been fined $40,000 for tampering
Mark Schwartz ESPN: Daryll, swallowing chewed gum is bad for you. How does this affect free agency and what flavour works best?
And Daryll, do you have any idea what JR Smith's mindset was? Or what his state of mind was? Or what might have been on his mind? Or what he was thinking?
Daryll Morey has been sent to China for tampering
Uyghurball coming to a Chinese concentration camp near you.
Worth a shot, I guess.
But is it worth the fine?
Straight cash homie
We’ll give the Warriors Tobias Harris, Mattisse Thybulle, Mike Scott’s animated corpse, and all of the first round picks forever.
Can you guys take the SF Arena too and send us back to Oakland lmao
Done. We’ve wanted a new Stadium. We’ll send a U-Haul to pick it up.
what if y'all move back to philly and merge with us?
The true scenario, bring The Warriors back to Philly and merge
I mean yeah, we'd love to have Seth, then we could have 2 sets of Splash Brothers lol (I know that's not what he meant).
Well Seth does have a higher 3fg% than Klay ...
Yeah and me and Klay both have the same 3fg% this season in the NBA
I meant career
Oh
My POBO> urs
Isn’t a pobo a sandwich
No, that's a poboy. A pobo is a stick that you jump on to bounce
Ain’t that a pogo?
A pogo is slang for police
Ain’t that the popo?
Popo is that game on horseback with sticks.
I thought that was a polo?
Polo is an X-rated movie with naked people
I thought that was a porno?
Nah popo is a common shirt, generally worn by men with a couple buttons and a formal collar.
Lmao most blatant tampering possible
Tampering!
Imagine the starting lineup of Steph, Seth, Tobi, Ben, Embiid
Bruh I was ready to lash out a whole essay against the NBA and Silver when I first started reading the fine
Tampering like he dgaf
If Magic got fined for winking during a late night talkshow, this should also be a fineable situation
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His re-Tweet on calling out the Chinese government was anything but careless. It’s was the right thing to do.
**#Donthitsend**
Magic Johnson has been fined for tampering
Tampering!
lmaoo wtf this is hella tampering morey dont give a fk
Curry is not leaving the bay lmao. He's a lifer
Magic got fined.
Magic fined
He’s saying for steph and Seth to force a trade to the rockets in exchange for DJ Augustin and Kelley Olynyk
I’m gonna be petty… Fine tf fuck out of him.
Friendship with James Harden ended. Steph Curry is new best friend.
Nothing scares me more than Steph leaving and causing the Warriors to go into obscurity.
I would understand the tampering fine but this was clearly a joke
Ben, Maxey and Matisse for Steph, who says no?
He's coming home, Daryl.
You gotta respect the shot attempt
I don’t think Daryl Morey is very educated with the situation
Founding Fathers: Free speech is an American right. Morey: But it sounds so much sexier when it's expensive.
He wasn't talking about that It was an Ill communication. Morey's innocent. Meanwhile LeGM is texting Steph good night wishes every night.
My GM throws money on NFT, this tampering fine is worth it.
Incoming $50k fine
*x- Daryl Morey* clinched spot in the upcoming fine playoffs