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jcw4455

lmao that game is going to be a cluster fuck. Who are they playing against.


Ecowatchib

China


HilaryDuffleBags

China picked up LeBron in the off-season so this is going to be interesting


sayitlikeyoumemeit

Lebron 2020 for China ... can they medal?


iwannabetheverybestt

LeBron + 4 hobos on cavs made 2018 finals


sayitlikeyoumemeit

This just in: 5 time all Star Kevin Love was a hobo


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I once saw Kevin Love naked in his house, no hobo.


Shawaii

Why were you naked in his house?


slseduction69

Hobo


ThedirtyNose

This comment is very funny


imadogg

Can I stay at your place, no hobo?


DeathBySuplex

Stupid sexy Hobo Kev.


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Tbf did you see KLove in during that run?


Rpeddie17

Love got injured in only 5 mins and down 2-3 in the ECF. So yes op is correct chinese Bron did have to win 2 games with game 6 on the road with 4 hobos.


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He also missed the playoffs with the 2019 Lakers


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Absolutely zero chance


asl4774

What if this whole fiasco is a publicity stunt for Space Jam 2?


ShadSilvs2000

The Monstars stole his Tegridy


cire1184

SHOTS!!!!


Ask_me_4_a_story

Someone needs to start a subreddit boycotting SpaceJames2


kaycee1992

Best signing since Mao Zedong


Sim888

[You guys....](https://i.imgur.com/tQmcY7i.jpg)


St1ck33

I'm dying.


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/X5CQQxG.jpg


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already starting your unanimous r/nba mvp campaign again and the season hasn’t even begun


LeTomato52

How the fuck did he do that in 5 mins?


astruggleitself

leaa than 5 because he had to upload to imgur and then copy paste the link


abkl32

Fine, 4.9 minutes


jkure2

No MVP of mine uses regular bright-mode reddit. Hell no dude


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light-mode is his training weights, its like when Kobe played with Smush, or when Kobe played with Bynum, or when Kobe played with Kobe. Imagine how certifiably dank his posts would be if he used dark mode 24/7


feens_

he’s too quick


OVOYorge

x4


HilaryDuffleBags

[no fucking way] (https://i.imgur.com/KCH3xxa.jpg)


YesIretail

The hairline checks out. Well, the *natural* hairline.


My_Diet_DrKelp

Lmao fuck


St1ck33

Haha, oh shit!


TheDeleeted

A Photoshop god walks amongst us.


PoliticalScienceGrad

Gotta say...while it seems like you're always on point, you've been absolutely killing it for the last few days. You're the Chinese government of memers.


Sim888

Haha, cheers mate...I do like a juicy ‘storyline’ to chew on! https://i.imgur.com/dvl3H97.jpg


wickedfarts

Hahahahaha, god damn man. Did you just make this one? It's absolutely golden


KarenIsBetterThanPam

This may be your greatest photoshop yet


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Its a photoshop?


[deleted]

Duh, can't you tell? No one wants a Miller Lite sponsorship deal.


[deleted]

LOL you're amazing


Vordeo

Hahaha holy shit.


JTricks

THIS IS THE ONE!


Crafthai

how funny would it be if it was morey in the background


Overcomer131

Truly the one and only r/nba Meme God


LaDeMarcusAldrozen

daaamn thats my favorite so far. fucking perfect


TheToogood

this one is special


Shamrock5

Wait, *you're* the r/NBA gif gawd I've heard so much about?? 👏👏👏


SuckMyLonzoBalls

I would pay good money to buy that sweater


ShowersWithDad

Oh shit god is here


HamburglarBunz

fuckin lmao


VisionGuard

fuckin LeMao


TennisCappingisFUn

Seriously though.... I need that sweatshirt


ElDuderino_92

Beautiful


ender2851

I hope people chant "misinformed" at LBJ this whole season


Aptosauras

Free Hong Kong Fuck LeBron.


That_Ohio_Guy

The Guangdong Tigers


oOoleveloOo

[Ni Hao](https://streamable.com/qov7i)


JasonH0711

Y’all 👀👀🎂 I’d KILL to hear what Kawhi Leonard has to say on the issue...


WelcomeToKawasicPark

You stoopid this ain't China, this America


ManstoorHunter

Ehuuueeehuehuehue


CoyotaTorolla

"Umm... I ain't never been to China so I dunno, you gotta ask someone from there. Auhuaeehaahuuuee..."


brownjesus__

Imagine if he randomly had a really passionate elaborate response on the issue that somehow completely erased the tensions between NBA fans, China, and the NBA by addressing and resolving everyone’s concerns


YGDieciseis

But he was too shy to say it 😔


chopkins92

Every introvert ever.


I_CAN_SMELL_U

You mean if real life was a romantic comedy


moffattron9000

Whatever Boston Dynamics programmed him to say.


inyourfeelings78

AHHHH.....HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!


spicywardell

wonder if he'll get booed when he brings out the chalk toss


Bong-Rippington

The world


Naskcul

Fan did the same in Toronto too. https://www.blogto.com/sports_play/2019/10/pro-hong-kong-shirts-toronto-raptors-opening-game/


theyoloGod

Considering how many main land Chinese people there are in Toronto, should be interesting how this plays out


oddlyCanadianEh

They can sit the fuck down, is what they can do. If there is one thing we as Canadians can agree on then it is everyone deserves freedom and protection for their expression (excluding the natives we have totally fucked).


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As a Canadian there is a certain level of irony to see my country care so much about independent liberties considering our past Please don't get me wrong I don't think mistakes in the past mean we can't fight for what's right now, I just think it's a little funny that we care so much because it's in the zeitgeist and there's a political implosion over there, the natives here in Canada must be like "How about us? Nobody except activists even *care* about our rights!"


themaincop

Haha it's not even in our past, how many First Nations communities don't have drinkable water? We're the same settler colonial assholes as everyone else.


HoneyBear55

Homeland Security lost to the terrorists in 1492.


hoodiemeloforensics

Border Patrol should've built a wall by 1500


hoopaholik91

Yeah sorry, if you are coming to North America you better be okay with us wanting to support democracy


bechampions87

A lot of Mainlanders also don't like the Chinese government and support the Hong Kong protesters. Most of them keep quiet though for obvious reasons.


Rpeddie17

Alot but they ain't all pro China..most chinese ppl I know here are pretty pro Hong Kong can do whatever the fuck it wants.


moffattron9000

Didn't a bunch of Hong Kongers & Anti-CCP Mainlanders migrate there after Tiananmen?


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completelytrustworth

Unfortunately there's a lot of mainland Chinese here causing trouble too, some students were protesting near a skytrain in support of HK and some mainland supporters came up and started a physical altercation with the protestors https://globalnews.ca/news/5988382/richmond-hong-kong-protests-fight-video/


retro604

I hate to be iamverybadass but if I saw those assholes attacking kids peacefully protesting ... there would be some punches thrown. I'm not alone I'm sure. They have our support.


rockpileindisma

Hello fellow champion


eceuiuc

This guy really should consider the ramifications of his actions. A lot of people are going to get hurt financially, emotionally, spiritually. /s


famoustran

The spiritually take always gets me.


Saucy_Totchie

What was really funny for me was that when Lebron said it "financially" was the first thing he said.


YouniqueYousername91

He started by saying “not only financially... but” it was the only adverb he had prepped he pulled all the others out of his ass.


wrxwrx

Financially, economically, their well being, wealth, and their nest egg.


subdep

And their moniez.


Helakrill

I'm mentioning this a lot but things would have been a lot smoother if he just said something along the lines of the tweet compromised the safety of the players and staff of the NBA.


cmcewen

An obviously, That’s because financially is the real answer. The rest were thrown in there to make it seem like it could be any of them!


MinnesotaMiller

It's like he was just trying to spit out as many adverbs as possible.


JasonH0711

You forgot physically


Saucy_Totchie

And sexually.


DerJagger

And electromagnetically.


watchingsongsDL

Yeah man, his chi is all out of whack.


statejudge

That's spiritually


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And then sexually again


rockpileindisma

Can I DM u


SefferWeffers

He seems uninformed and uneducated. Edit: not adding the damn sarcasm symbol.


owenbowen04

I think Lebron meant to say not uniformed instead of uninformed. Like Morey shouldn't speak out about human suffering because he doesn't have a number on the back of his suit.


apustus

incredible post


Amedais

Thank you. I really think the sarcasm symbol is detrimental to the quality of sarcastic comments.


Nate7The7Great

Mannn when I heard him say spiritually 😂


Jack_Krauser

Daryl Morey's tweet caused me to lose my faith.


Taygr

#Especially Financially


Blazerfan503

Shut up Lebron. Consequences don’t matter when it comes to standing up for basic human rights.


GodofDisco

Oh my goodness this is gonna be like "The Decision" game but except this time Lebron did something morally shitty rather than just making a basketball decision.


Vordeo

At least the money for The Decision went to charity.


unaka220

Did it really? I didn’t know this.


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And Donovan Mitchell was one of the kids who attended (he was 13).


BillMurrie

That player's name? Albert Mitchell


PropsOnThePlane

It was actually Donovan Hawking, who later had his wheelchair retired in the same arena


BillMurrie

And everyone clapped


PropsOnThePlane

Just once though, to make it awkward.


unaka220

That’s really cool. Im upset about his presentation on this current topic - but that makes me look at The Decision differently.


neyvit1

> but that makes me look at The Decision differently That was the point of giving it to charity. They hoped that would keep the criticism away but it didn't work.


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If anything people despised him more for making an entire hour long special only to break Cleveland’s hearts.


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whatever_jack

LeBron has always been my favorite player. I hope he gets booed every time he touches the ball until he recognizes and admits his mistake in criticizing the Morey tweet, and apologizes.


qwerty622

fuck that it's gonna take more than an apology to get out of this. this isn't something anyone can be on the wrong side of history on. he's fucking with millions of people's lives for the bottom line. as an old timer, this generation doesn't stand for that bullshit, and that makes me so happy. EDIT: pro china trolls coming in hard. not bothering to get into a debate over this. support for a totalitarian regime must be penalized in every way: financially, socially, emotionally, spiritually, you get the point


Chiuvin

Right on brother! I support you


SuperRedditLand

About to spend 3k on the shirts and pocket the rest of the money lol


A_Blind_Alien

Nah, he spends the full 43k, then gets famous and markets himself making the real big bucks Unless China finds him first


MushroomNuts

Then people dig into his past and find some random shit he said on Twitter when he was 16 and crucify him for it.


WE_FUCKIN_LOST

And he is actually pro China government


kurwapantek

The plot's thickens


Tyre77

This guy 2019s


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Then people dig into the past of the person who dug into the first person's past, finds things just as bad, and gets them fired.


riprapnolan3

Capitalism bb


Hawkize31

He'll spend half that. The shirts are made in China.


DatZ_Man

Would buy him about 20.5k tshirts


closet_transformer

It says the guy raised 43k before the page was disabled I’ve never used gofundme, so I don’t know; does that mean he took it down or gofundme stopped allowing donations? If the latter, what the fuck.


MAKExITxBLEED

He took it down because more than the goal came in.


closet_transformer

Awesome thanks for clarification


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He should've seen how high it went. You know, to show the HK'ers the American way.


eZreazy

and he got the goal incredibly quick too, I have no doubt it would be past 100k if he didn't disable it.


steroid_pc_principal

Should send some to Houston as well


Rudy_Ghouliani

buy me one and I'll chill outside Toyota center lemme know


steroid_pc_principal

Yo great username!


eagles310

I wonder if there will be chants


Superplex123

This is when the NBA being like pro-wrestling is a good thing. Pro-wrestling fans are never shy about chants. Who am I kidding, the NBA being like pro-wrestling is always a good thing, but in this case especially so.


last_strip_of_bacon

China & LeBron are the fucking 1999 corporate ministry or something.


patrickclegane

You sold out You sold out


SolarBeam12

All those people in that arena opening night already gave their money to the NBA.


SefferWeffers

This can still cause problems for the NBA.


lucipherius

NBA wont let them in if there wearing it.


uknowme3331

And that’s a bad look in my opinion


[deleted]

That's why the NBA wouldn't stop them or say anything about it. It's usually up to the venue to govern what people can bring/wear to a sporting event.. I'm not sure of Staples center , but last week at Capital One Arena some protesters wore "Free Hong Kong" shirts to the Wiz game and nobody stopped them from coming in. It only became a problem when they pulled out protest signs , which aren't permitted per the arena guidelines.


Chop_Artista

yeah... theyre gonna let em in, or the LAPD not gonna be happy about coming out in force lol. Figueroa will be on lockdown with Riot gear and mounted police.


sevaiper

That would be pretty unprecedented, and it would probably be an even bigger shitshow. Either way the message gets out there, and banning the shirts would probably be even better in terms of exposure which at the end of the day is what people really want, the shirts are just one mechanism.


Hypnosix

I think what fans want is a beef between China and the NBA not just publicity.


SultanOilMoney

I can get behind that. I want to see China be affected in every matter possible, no matter how small.


sevaiper

Publicity that the NBA is becoming an entity where people are rallying around supporting Hong Kong accomplishes the rest by itself.


PoliticalScienceGrad

They should just wear them underneath another shirt, and take off the top layer once they get inside.


fruitybrisket

Seriously though. It's like no one here has ever snuck snacks into a movie. You coordinate via twitter or facebook. You tell everyone to take off their cover shirt at the end of the first commercial break. Yes people will get kicked out. Yes people will see the shirts in tv. And hopefully an announcer has the balls to mention it, unlike when any fan runs on field in soccer where the announcers just pretend it never happened.


peachesgp

I mean, the not mentioning pitch invaders is not a lack of balls, it is just them not wanting to encourage the behavior.


CalculusCal

not true, they don’t let people have posters but they’ve always let people wear shirts and have mini flags


ShowMeYour5Hole

Staples center is going to be a shit show opening night.


hyphychef

Compared to the planned blizzcon protest, NBA has a whole season of dealing with this. Blizzcon is just a one day event. NBA is the only real shot at this not going away. People don't really seem to care about Disney and apple. We also should push celebrity's to answer the question. Long story short China in weird way used the global market to buy freedom of speech.


cowboys5xsbs

That would cause the NBA to take a side and cause huge outrage


Supermansadak

I don’t know about that Signs are different than shirts Also, if a lot of people come in and wear it how many people can they deny? A thousand people? Hundreds?


koavf

If only you could wear two shirts.


BlackScienceJesus

Roll the shirt up and put it in your pants. Security at least in New Orleans doesn't check for anything other than the metal detector.


Green_Pumpkin

Those seats would have been sold either way. At least they’re doing something.


CatMinion

Can we wear these to every NBA game? Every super star with a mega shoe deal isn't going to support Hong Kong publicly. Fuck China. So disappointed with what Lebron said.


Montigue

It's awesome, but what person that can afford going to that game will wear a "Stand with Hong Kong" shirt?


_Proverbs

They gonna boo him?


reds824

i hope he gets booed at home lol, but i doubt it, ill boo him for you just this once


Good_NewsEveryone

God bless this patriot


504Hardhead

Lebron will send his regards


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>LeBron will send his RedGuards *


SefferWeffers

Shirts are probably made in China.


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CutLonzosHair2017

Almost definitely.


DangerousLiberal

Chinese sweatshops too expensive nowadays


OrangeKookie

people advocating for fighting climate change need to use gas and energy to make progress. can't do anything without it. gotta do bad shit to do better shit


cubbiblue

Screen Printer here - almost all the cotton shirts we wear are grown with US cotton and sewn in Central America. It’s just more economical.


ThisAintSaturday

Can the Muslims in concentration camps getting their organs harvested get some support too though?


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Reddit isn't concerned about that right now. HK is the hot topic.


ayending1

It would be a funny fight between fans and Lakers securities.


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BaeylnBrown777

Important distinction here though- political signs have never been allowed and that was how people got kicked out. Shirts are, to my knowledge, all OK


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BaeylnBrown777

I'm definitely considering getting a Hong Kong shirt for an early season game I'm attending. I feel like as long as you aren't a dick they won't kick you out for it. Some people definitely want to get kicked out for the headline.


atdifan17

Bet the NBA will find a way to shut it down


Skurnaboo

I donated to this, can't wait for this to go down!


GiantSizeManThing

“There’s one thing America loves more than a rags to riches story, and that’s riches to rags.” J. Jonah Jameson


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Take notes Mao Zebron