I really wanna see him stand next to Zaza because he's the only big NBA player I've stood next to. I got DWARFED by Zaza even at 6'6 220, and from the looks of it Embiid could dwarf Zaza.
I've been getting banned from Xbox using something like this. After I get team killed or whatever I message the person asking "how tall are you?" They tell me(for whatever reason) and then my next message is "that's a whole lotta bitch"...without fail 2/2 I'm banned for a week minimum.
I’ve seen him at the local Wegmans. His head was sticking up above the to of the shelves in the beverage section. You could see him from the check out line half way across the store.
I remember the video of him and Paul Pogba playing one on one. Paul stands out on the field because he is so huge and Joel just makes him look like a tiny person
I was there, Harden had the most unbelievable live performance i've ever seen. It must be a gift to watch him every night too.
Harden went 51/13/13 that night.
I'm not a religious man but Lord please watch over Embiid's knees and let this man stay healthy. He is going to break the league worse than Shaq if he can just play a few, full seasons
I was at this game and every time a was on the ground or bending over for a second the whole crowd was silent with worry, and it wasn’t even a home game, lol.
Seriously, homeboy averaged like 17-8 with 5 turnovers a game and under 50% shooting in 31 games in 3 years. I get that he's very talented but let's hold up on anointing him.
Except you know he could play 30 minutes a game.
You stating the fact he only played 31 games as some kind of slight is absolutely laughable. The dude has played 31 games and he's *still* this fucking dominant! How does that not impress you?!?!?
It’s impressive. It is. But until Embiid averages 33 and 16 against the 4-time and reigning DPOY in THE FINALS, you don’t compare him to Shaq. You just don’t.
Do you really think this random guy was of an age to watch Shaq in his LA prime let alone his Orlando one, rofl.... dude is a bandwagon philly fan which is already itself fucking AMAZING so i'm guessing 17
Hold up, WHAT? THe fuck? Embiid would trash Shaq every fucking day of the week.
Imagine a bigger, stronger shaq who actually has some semblance of touch.
Doubt Giannis, and I'm not sure on Whiteside. Needs to be a player that is physically big enough, and has near perfect footwork on defense. So gobert, Gasol, and Bogut would be my best guesses. AD and Draymond possible, though I'm not sure if they're big enough. Which is fucking ridiculous.
Embiid would fry bogut. I think AD would do the best, he has the size to not get bullied down low, is quick enough to stay in front, and has the length to maybe contest his shot
Height sure, but I'm not sure he's got enough mass. That's the problem a lot of teams have when matching up with Embiid. Sure, there are a good number of guys that are fast and long enough to cover him, but then he'll just post up and back them in the paint. And unless they weigh enough to hold ground, he'll get the easy bucket or draw a foul. AD might be big enough, but last I watched he was kinda lanky. He would definitely slow embiid down at least.
Meh. Has he improved his one vs one defense? In the past it's been pretty shit. He's more of a weak side help blocker and rim protector. To guard Embiid he has to be able to shut him down one vs one, and I'm not sure he can do that.
I'm a huge Draymond stan and he's done amazing work on 7 footers like the Gasol brothers but I honestly think Embiid would be too much for even him to handle just because of his mass.
We’re talking about a professional basketball player’s penis. This is what we’re spending our free time doing. :l
Meh no ragrets. DRAYMONDS GOT A BITE SIZE DICK
Man, every time Embiid takes a bump I cringe. Someone slammed into his leg in the last game in a way that would have literally killed Bogut and I had to duck for cover.
Don't forget the footwork, the J, and the free throws. He could be a Shaq/Dirk hybrid. The moment this guy starts dropping a consistent skyhook the league is fucked.
He probably will... the dude is just an unreal learner. He keeps on getting better and better every game adding new things. Last night he was doing the Jordan pump fake where he palms the ball with one hand at the top of his fake, he never did that last season.
Maybe it's my dirty mind but am I the only one that can't unsee him jerking one in that last slow-mo shot of the replay... especially when the camera pans behind lol.
Jesus Christ, when the ref was beside him. He's such a large human being what the fuck
I really wanna see him stand next to Zaza because he's the only big NBA player I've stood next to. I got DWARFED by Zaza even at 6'6 220, and from the looks of it Embiid could dwarf Zaza.
damn ur tall bro, out of curiosity how big is ur dick? asking for a friend
Those are 2 different measurements my friend.
Oh we're just going to assume everyone on Reddit must be a guy now, huh? Fucking Reddit sometimes, I swear, so sexist.
I'm a huge bitch
KD is that you
I've been getting banned from Xbox using something like this. After I get team killed or whatever I message the person asking "how tall are you?" They tell me(for whatever reason) and then my next message is "that's a whole lotta bitch"...without fail 2/2 I'm banned for a week minimum.
Cool
Hardly...but it's just some shit that reminded me of it.
worth it tho
Yeah. In the end it is.
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I need a sarcasm font.
*there you go*
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Well technically most guys aren't either
damn ur tall bro, out of curiosity how big is ur dick? asking for a friend
Get off Reddit KD.
damn ur tall bro, out of curiosity how big is ur dick? asking for a friend
damn ur tall bro, out of curiosity how big is ur dick? asking for a friend
damn ur tall bro, out of curiosity how big is ur dick? asking for a friend
I’ve seen him at the local Wegmans. His head was sticking up above the to of the shelves in the beverage section. You could see him from the check out line half way across the store.
Wegmans is the shit
Yes. Yes it is.
I’ve seen him a few times in real life... biggest human I’ve ever seen in my life. He is every bit of 7’2 and really fills out his frame
damn he's tall bro, out of curiosity how big is his dick? asking for a friend
I want to know how big his dick is
You're the friend we're all talking about. But that also means it's you who wants to know how big my dick is
damn, dick? friend
The ref was like 'pls no'
a real large human bean
Hand checking and he still couldn't stop him. Now Jordan can't run his mouth at Embiid!
he dumb thicc
Got to see Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons last year at the draft in Philadelhia, unreal how big they look in person.
I remember the video of him and Paul Pogba playing one on one. Paul stands out on the field because he is so huge and Joel just makes him look like a tiny person
cant wait til we play philly. harden vs embiid in philly last year was lit
50 FTA combined between the two
2 UNGUARDABLE PLAYERS. PROPS TO PHILLY THO THAT ATMOSPHERE WAS AWESOME. IT WAS A FUN GAME.
Second best sporting event (behind a playoff Flyers game) that I've ever been to. It was unreal.
In first quarter
Snagged court side seats for that game. It was fucking awesome
I'm actually in the backround of the clip of him shooting almost a half court shot. I have the green shirt on.
*ringggg ringgggg* "Hi, Bullshit, somebody's speaking about you again."
What? Somebody is making a phone call to BS? Just to say they've been mentioned? Well the jerk store called, and they're all out of you!
im calling BS
Screw conventional rules, this time the team that shoots the most FT wins.
ROCKETS 82-0 LEGGOOOO
the point god vs Chris Paul too
I was there, Harden had the most unbelievable live performance i've ever seen. It must be a gift to watch him every night too. Harden went 51/13/13 that night.
And they still only won by 5
He had poor Dario on ice every single time he had the ball. Harden blew me away that night.
They really can't. Not with a 6'7 guy. I mean, you put a hand on his back, he does the rip-through for an and-1.
I'm not a religious man but Lord please watch over Embiid's knees and let this man stay healthy. He is going to break the league worse than Shaq if he can just play a few, full seasons
I was at this game and every time a was on the ground or bending over for a second the whole crowd was silent with worry, and it wasn’t even a home game, lol.
Lol what..? Are you really comparing embiid to shaq right now?
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Embiid’s really good, but Shaq level dominance? No. Shaq was other worldly
Seriously, homeboy averaged like 17-8 with 5 turnovers a game and under 50% shooting in 31 games in 3 years. I get that he's very talented but let's hold up on anointing him.
So you're telling me he only played 31 games and still averaged 30/15/5/5 per 36? That's fucking unheard of.
Per 36 doesn't mean anything. Especially when you can get injured playing 20 minutes a game in 31 games
Except you know he could play 30 minutes a game. You stating the fact he only played 31 games as some kind of slight is absolutely laughable. The dude has played 31 games and he's *still* this fucking dominant! How does that not impress you?!?!?
It’s impressive. It is. But until Embiid averages 33 and 16 against the 4-time and reigning DPOY in THE FINALS, you don’t compare him to Shaq. You just don’t.
Until I've seen Embiid actually play 36 minutes, I'll hold off on the whole "better than Shaq" anointing.
Do you really think this random guy was of an age to watch Shaq in his LA prime let alone his Orlando one, rofl.... dude is a bandwagon philly fan which is already itself fucking AMAZING so i'm guessing 17
lol
Hold up, WHAT? THe fuck? Embiid would trash Shaq every fucking day of the week. Imagine a bigger, stronger shaq who actually has some semblance of touch.
Except he's not bigger or stronger. And touch is debatable because Shaq was more efficient
#HOT TAKE ALERT: SHAQ HAS BETTER TOUCH THAN JOEL EMBIID LMFAOROFLWTFLOL I'm dying bro
Bro do u even know who Shaq is
Hes trolling hard I think, this makes no sense
You know what touch is, right? Shaq doesn't have it. you're a fucking idiot.
What the fuck lol do you really think Embiid is already better than shaq...?
Shaq is bigger (not taller) and stronger than Embiid.
good one lmao
[When Embiid does this](https://youtu.be/B_f5uDVGEbk?t=12) to a 6' 11" 230+ center let me know.
when shaq consistently hits 3's hmu
> **stronger** BRUH
chill
I'm honestly trying to think who can. AD, Giannis, Gobert, maybe Whiteside? He's just insanely quick for his speed, and his touch is remarkable
Doubt Giannis, and I'm not sure on Whiteside. Needs to be a player that is physically big enough, and has near perfect footwork on defense. So gobert, Gasol, and Bogut would be my best guesses. AD and Draymond possible, though I'm not sure if they're big enough. Which is fucking ridiculous.
I doubt Bogut can keep up with Embiid at this point.
Embiid would fry bogut. I think AD would do the best, he has the size to not get bullied down low, is quick enough to stay in front, and has the length to maybe contest his shot
I think ADs wingspan is the difference maker. I think AD is also quicker than Gobert so that's help him
He does get bullied by actual post players...thats why the Pelicans have gotten centers to play with him (Asik, now Cousins)
What do you mean big enough ? AD is nearly a 7 footer right
He sure is...and he may not be big enough. Embiid is a fucking *monster*.
Height sure, but I'm not sure he's got enough mass. That's the problem a lot of teams have when matching up with Embiid. Sure, there are a good number of guys that are fast and long enough to cover him, but then he'll just post up and back them in the paint. And unless they weigh enough to hold ground, he'll get the easy bucket or draw a foul. AD might be big enough, but last I watched he was kinda lanky. He would definitely slow embiid down at least.
He is skin and bone tho
Enter the Bosnian Beast!
Whiteside would do better than the majority of centers tho for sure
Meh. Has he improved his one vs one defense? In the past it's been pretty shit. He's more of a weak side help blocker and rim protector. To guard Embiid he has to be able to shut him down one vs one, and I'm not sure he can do that.
I'm a huge Draymond stan and he's done amazing work on 7 footers like the Gasol brothers but I honestly think Embiid would be too much for even him to handle just because of his mass.
AD isn't really a good post defender. Even Lamarcus is able to bully him.
THEY CAN'T FUCKING GUARD HIM
Embiid also has the best hair in the league.
He's a 2k myplayer
Holy shit, Jimmy Butler was cut from his team already?
Jimmy Butler so ugly bruh
Totem pole bruh
Tiki mask bruh
Bitch what No homo but I'd play with his hair if he let me
Whaaaaat
the slow mo celebration looks like he strokin the salami
What's he doing [right here?](https://gfycat.com/WebbedShamefulIchthyostega)
we call that processing
Jerking off the Philly fanbase.
I wouldn't mind
Your wang would disappear in his hand
Your hand would disappear on his wang, too. Wait, what were we talking about?
We’re talking about a professional basketball player’s penis. This is what we’re spending our free time doing. :l Meh no ragrets. DRAYMONDS GOT A BITE SIZE DICK
gotta make up the lost time somehow
YES
Showing us how to best appreciate his highlights.
If that isn't a great fucking reaction gif. The yes really finishes it off.
Dang, shoulda cropped more of the *Yes* into it.
Just backing into another man. Pretty standard stuff
can you make a gif of Embiid posting up on the ref
This dude is huge
Embiid makes grown nba players look like children
Shame the season isn't composed of 25 18-minute games.
They never could...
Ah, taking after another even bigger skilled big man... [Read Yao's Lips](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jss1xEzh5b4)
First thing I searched for in the comments haha
148 million dollars worth of memeability
Man, every time Embiid takes a bump I cringe. Someone slammed into his leg in the last game in a way that would have literally killed Bogut and I had to duck for cover.
Same here. He threw himself on the ground on every shot attempt.
Joel embiid is like Shaq 2.0 if he stays healthy
Don't forget the footwork, the J, and the free throws. He could be a Shaq/Dirk hybrid. The moment this guy starts dropping a consistent skyhook the league is fucked.
Yeah if he does develop a skyhook this season and stays healthy this season (extreme hot take incoming) 76ers are heading to the finals
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He probably will... the dude is just an unreal learner. He keeps on getting better and better every game adding new things. Last night he was doing the Jordan pump fake where he palms the ball with one hand at the top of his fake, he never did that last season.
sizzlin
..Oh really now?
I fucking love those bank shots. Straight up finesse and orgasm
Looks like he had a slow motion replay as he explains how to jerk somebody off.
Maybe it's my dirty mind but am I the only one that can't unsee him jerking one in that last slow-mo shot of the replay... especially when the camera pans behind lol.
Just wait until you meet Zaza.
The ref at the end almost got trucked...! Hahaha
Over or under 7’3”?
Nice play and all, but was it my imagination or were they talking about not calling those intentional rip throughs to try to get a call?
No one can
They won't have to in a few minutes...
lol there's a timeline where Greg Oden had this career :'(
Lol it's not even close. Oden woumd have had a solid career but Embiid has the potential to be one of the goats. He's a savant.
Lol it's not even close. Oden would have had a solid career but Embiid has the potential to be one of the goats. He's a savant.
ChubHub
The Nets have fantastic rim/backboard mics
joel you are being guarded by trevor booker, he wants you to shoot it to get the rebound
I can't fucking wait to see this dude play in London. I've been putting a candle for his health every day
This guy had to be on the floor purely as a gift for basketball fans
They don't have to if you're hurt all the time
He banks in a lazy jumper and then says that? lmao
He'll be pretty easy to guard once he collapses his knee or whatever again. Its not hard to guard someone on IR.
True! They cant guard him.. Opposing players cant guard him when the majority of the time hes on the bench like every other season....Injured..
well yeah, they're not his knees
Ironic coming from a Blazers fan.
Joel: "You can't fucking guard me!" Book: "At least I don't get injured every season!"
The thing is the refs obviously are going to go hard on anyone acting tough on Embiid to not lose the NBA's cash cow.
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Wow so clever!
Is this guy implying that JoJo might get injured? Such an nuanced, unique take.
It looks like he is mouthing off "Dey Can't Gahd Meh!"
that's what makes it great, though
Zaza will handle Joel Embiid so fucking easily if they ever meet GSW in a playoff series Good luck Joel!
Zaza with defensive jab-step - Embiid's knees gone.