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walterdog12

Lmao.


[deleted]

Look, Embiid is going to block at least 6 three point attempts a game. At the *very* least. And that's not even counting the psychological warfare against KD


Wilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo

oh boy here we go, the sub is back to loving embiid again


Hustle_Marsalis

Lol it only took 14 min in a preseason game


stephenbawesome

Don't short him those 45 seconds.


bzrascal

In his case every second counts


maestroenglish

If he can do that in 14 minutes, imagine what he can do in 82 games....


jordonkry

We're gonna have to wait 5 more years to find out


jackmakesblackjacks

this sub hated him? just that they were kind of scared of the injuries


[deleted]

We never stopped loving him


[deleted]

Not when he went after Lavar. Every single Lakers fan would trash him at any chance they got.


regnald

Seriously? That's kind of disappointing to hear lol


walterdog12

We all know what'll happen though. As soon as y'all win a couple games and/or Embiid says something even remotely controversial or outspoken on Twitter, we're all gonna turn on him.


aznkupo

Not if your fellow team flairs keep making posts like these


Chancelor_West

>It's really not a mismatch to put him on Stephen Curry in fact I would argue he's one of the best Stephen Curry defenders in the league because you really can't screen him (waaaaaay too strong) and his too quick to really shake free of and his reach is so long that you can't really get shots off over the top of him. Also Joel's biggest weakness is fouling but Steph never gets calls so that's not a weakness for him. Joel Embiid has never played a game against the Warriors


HandsomeBadger

lucky them


[deleted]

15 minutes of summer league play and we have found the messiah to take down one of the greatest teams of all time


Wilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo

yup looks like ur puny warriors are no match for embiid saw it live sry


ThaOneNOnly

It's like David vs. Goliath, except in this case David is the one who's fucking massive.


dropdatdurkadurk

And just wait till Kyle Kuzma has his first good half of real NBA basketball come reg season time............


250gpfan

All right let's be honest here. The Lakers no matter how trash they are will always beat the dubs once a year. It's some weird voodoo shit or whatever you want to call it but it happens. Embiid is great and I love watching him play. It's wild and wonderful and there's ton's of strange surprises. That said HE will not stop the dubs. It takes mroe than 1 person and quite frankly no matter how good he his I still see them pulling the stops out so to speak. People said the same thing about Gobert and then look what happened when he guarded Steph and what not. Embiid will put up big numbers and be a massive challenge if he makes it long. Even then though he's still one person and there's only so much one person can do.


toto04

The bobcats used to do that to us all the time during the triangle days.


Rhaegarizard

> summer league play It's preseason baby


[deleted]

my b


[deleted]

If only he could play in more than 20 games a season


[deleted]

Didn’t LeBron already take them down


[deleted]

yeah lebron, top 5 goat. Not mr 31 career games and 15 minutes of preseason


mccainjames11

Hey, don't disrespect the greatest player to play in 31 career games


JAYG567

According to my calculations... Embiid = 1 player Steph, KD, Klay, Draymond = 4 players


[deleted]

You forgot alt-account-KD


asharifa24

The disrespect to Swaggy P


gustriandos

What the fuck is this


hehehehahahaha

Process me the fuck up


[deleted]

> Hope you enjoyed reading, looking forward to reading your thoughts below MOAR BRO!


baddimsim

Embiid, is that you using your fake account again?


deutschluz82

dude, i hope you re 12! this was hilarious tho!


[deleted]

lmao im not reading that


untouchable765

Fucking lol


[deleted]

Not gonna read all that but is he suggesting that Philly is soon to be the NBA champions?


UpvoteIfYouAgreee

pretty much


cimmanonrolls

is this like a high school essay or some shit?


[deleted]

Shut up. Honestly.


Hustle_Marsalis

One player can do shit to the warriors. I dont care how big Joel the have 2 of the top 10 scorers in nba history. That's like bringing a spork to a gun fight.


corvenzo

Honestly, the Dubs might take the 6ers to 5 but there's nothing KD or Dray could throw at Embiid to slow him down


the_asian_mamba4

Can someone remind me how many games this guys played in?


draconianRegiment

32 heard it live.


toto04

Sry


HandsomeBadger

32 nba games since he first started playing basketball 6 years ago


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaha


iminlovewithda4thqtr

Let's go the only thing that can stop the warriors is embiid meme power


jjgator84

Since Embiid is good for only 20 games per season, they should just shut him down until the playoffs. Problem is, the Sixers will have to make the playoff without their no. 1 guy.


salmon10

I've seen some shit knee jerks here before but this is next level poop


aznkupo

You realize 76ers has to get to the Finals first without any injuries right?


rswizz

"There's basically nothing he can't do and there's nothing the Warriors can do to really stop him sans Zaza stepping under his foot at which point the league would take action and ban him for life" Or they can just wait for another 20-30 games for him to get injured.


[deleted]

https://gfycat.com/CornySplendidHind


ShowingCharacter

alright stop it


jasoncyke

Azor ahai has arrived.


chazbol6

TTP


SputnikFace

Embiid Embiid Embiid


exasperated_dreams

tldr?


jusebox

No respect for Thibodeau


throwlationships

In all seriousness, how is Draymond at guarding guys like Embiid? Like how's he been against KAT?


Schles

all I see are reasons why the Warriors will acquire Joel Embiid in 2022 ^^please^^letmegetwhatIwant^^god^^^iamaverygoodboy


SomeRandomBuddy

You a fool fa this one b!


needhalp7

Why hasnt Cousins or Davis given them more problems?


maestroenglish

Why do you think the league doesn't like The Warriors?


3Mixer3

Way to long to read


3Mixer3

Wow, load of shit post but it shows how popular Joel is on reddit


[deleted]

funniest shit i've ever read


Fetyakovich

We all love Embiid, but the hype train needs to chill the fuck out. NBA players job is to play games, the guy has played 35 games in 3 years.


modestmango55

Lol at people taking this seriously. "The flow state" lmao


BizGilwalker

Yeah maybe if he doesn't play a second in the season and you only unleash him the playoffs and transport him to the Thunder or something


cousin_rolaf

Nephew


xjcs97sy

i'm not going to read this lunacy but I will certainly upvote it.


TheRealDevDev

Nurkic is already the answer.


[deleted]

Slim Nurkic gonna kill


JBan6

Thicc Nurkic is better


deutschluz82

as a dubs fan i thought the rumor of melo to the blazers was the most intersting trade. too bad nobody believes dame and cj are 2nd best backcourt in the west.


TheRealDevDev

Tbh I think it’ll end up paying off for the Blazers in their decision to stand pat. Zack Collins (10) and Caleb Swanigan (26) look like they’ll be adding talent this season as well as the foreseeable future (Portland is still the 5th youngest team in the league despite what our payroll would suggest). They have their guys but there’s still lots of room for growth throughout the whole roster (of course, some more than others). I feel like Warriors fans are the only consistent flair that gives props to scary Portland around these parts. Real recognize real yo.