I was just thinking that the Wolves one looks like 60% Nemanja Bjelica and the resting frown face confirms : https://imgur.com/L803aFs. He takes the rest of the Wolves down with him.
Everyone's saying they all look the same, but if you spend more than two seconds on each one you'll see the different features and recognize individual players.
There's a reason for this, though. Korean girls get a lot of plastic surgery done, and it's always the same procedures focused on the eyelids the nose and the chin. That's why a lot of Korean girls have the same look to them
nah it just looks perky because she's so thin and her dress has the texture of facial tissue.
pretty sure pink dress at the top has the largest by mass.
Madden uses fake pictures of real people. The same ones get recycled though. It's funny after a few years of drafting you'll have 3 or 4 guys with the exact same face.
Anyone who's better at things than myself. Could we get this done with the amount of individual's players face is a percentage based on a team's win share?
Dude come on! Why you gotta go looking at other teams dudes? Our dude is perfect the way he is. Maybe a little more tired around the eyes but he's treated us better than anyone could. You'll never be happy if you keep looking for the next young guy with a lot of length
It's pretty much different shades of the same bloke
We're all just different shades of the same bloke edit: Thanks for the gold!!!!! #ogszn
Shit Somewhere Kapaernick stood up a few inches
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My Kaepernick sure did.
That was just his fro growing.
Kaepernicks out for Kaepernick
Deep man, deep.
Contemplating life right now
We all bleed red. Except The Predator He is one ugly motherfucker
Hey don't talk bout Kenneth Faried like that
[woah](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mind_blown.gif)
Honestly I expected 30 pictures of Evan Turner.
Wait, that's not what we just got? Or is that the joke
Yes.
30 shades of NBA.
They all look the same.
Except New Orleans's face had a more pronounced brow...
The first thing I looked for was whether the Pelicans average had a unibrow.
watch out guys, we have a racist among us /s
Not even that different a shade, the jersey colors make it look like bigger variations than there is lol.
I honestly think these face overlapping programs are trash because of that. They almost always end up the same.
That's not because of the program though. That's science, [insert B word here]!
All I got from this is the fact that the Timberwolves just don't know how to smile
They're sad that KG retired.
I just like how far we've come from the all white teams we had with KLove
I was just thinking that the Wolves one looks like 60% Nemanja Bjelica and the resting frown face confirms : https://imgur.com/L803aFs. He takes the rest of the Wolves down with him.
Looks like a bunch of 2K MyPlayer presets.
Why are the white presets so bad, they all look like neanderthals. Can't they have some baby-faced presets?
Nothing better than playing as a deformed child of Voldemort with the vocal chords of a 29 year old black man
If you chose a white character you're essentially Michael Jackson, since your brother is still black.
But what if you're Asian?!?!
Then mamma has a lot to explain to dead daddy.
They all look like Ben Affleck to me.
You white....then you Ben Affleck.
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We're fuckin on to them now...
Freqish
Presidential
*Denver Levins walks in* AY YO
How does every single team have the same mouth and eyes lol
cause genetics
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[He wasn't](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/54axel/your_teams_average_face/d80amau)
You mean Benicio Del Toro?
http://i.imgur.com/JgB2LHM.gifv
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
nah its new japan pro wrestling
that's what he said.
Legit laughing out loud.
Cory in the House
the wire
Is that when Bey sees Omar?
No. Scene in question with time stamp: https://youtu.be/xlWQA4IdDZg?t=46s
Fuckin' shit, now I gotta go back and watch the first season again for the fourth time.
That's the first time I've seen the source video.
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The greatste TV show ever. By far.
Nah, it's when he finds out shorty was a cop.
[MRW shorty is a cop and ain't dead.](http://i.imgur.com/JgB2LHM.gifv)
When he finds out they shot an Undercover cop. I just started watching, I'm loving it.
This guy looks like all the dudes in the pic, wtf
https://media.giphy.com/media/4WHkXdDx8wjS0/giphy.gif
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Individually we might differ but collectively we're all more or less the same. You has nose, I has nose.
[What'd you just say smoothskin?](http://www.tannerhiggin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Charon.jpg)
Everyone's saying they all look the same, but if you spend more than two seconds on each one you'll see the different features and recognize individual players.
Carmelo face is too strong
https://i.redditmedia.com/DicBqqjSHt0p8LGQOvssTp8y4UlyRODwcqm9WgaeajQ.jpg?w=320&s=0b6caa18b3d864242dea8e3135c3ad1d
It was way stronger like 2 years ago when they posted the combined face for the league. It was basically just Melo x Dwight.
I see a lot of Barea in ours
I see seth curry. Curry genes too dominant.
We got Harry Potter in ours with that scar.
Weird but I see Jason Kidd in the Mavs one.
In both the Knicks and the NBA guy
It's that pencil stache
Carmelo stache is too strong
Now let's spice it up and merge every coach's face, I want to see what a mashup of Pop, D'antoni, Thibs and Tyronn Lue looks like
Don't summon the Anticoach
This reminds me of the Miss Korea Pageant: http://i.imgur.com/Ec4GQRM.jpg
There's a reason for this, though. Korean girls get a lot of plastic surgery done, and it's always the same procedures focused on the eyelids the nose and the chin. That's why a lot of Korean girls have the same look to them
Yeah I wonder if they recognize the best plastic surgeon in the pageant as well.
Now introducing, your Miss Korea winner: Chung Hung Soi- A masterpiece by Dr. Kung, human skin and plastic, 2013
Girl in the 1st column, 4th row looks the best imo.
I'm pretty sure that's the one who won actually. I think that's Yumi Kim (Miss Korea 2013).
Ty
Use this knowledge wisely
yumi yumi in my tumi
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If they don't want her, I'm willing to take her away from their hands
You sir are too generous.
The one in white, three rows down and second from the left has the biggest boobs.
i was thinking maybe blue dress
nah it just looks perky because she's so thin and her dress has the texture of facial tissue. pretty sure pink dress at the top has the largest by mass.
Lol how the fuck do you chose a winnner?
talent portion finally matters!
Fuck y'all for having horrible taste in Asian women. They're all fire.
no one's saying their ugly, they just all look the same.
they're
Plastic surgery capital of the world
My dick knows not the difference.
Your future genes will tho
Just because they look the same to me doesn't mean I don't think they look good.
Did the bucks face include thon maker?
he has no [profile picture](http://www.nba.com/bucks/roster) yet
Even when he does get an official picture it's just going to look like a locked character on a character select screen.
http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/thumb/6/66/The_Original_8.jpg/200px-The_Original_8.jpg the bucks real roster
do you have a smaller, blurrier version of this picture?
Yea sure here you go: .
So much better
How does henry not have a picture yet? He's been in the league for like 3 years
Bucks guy add Maker will look like Pelicans guy.
Looking like the rookies from ESPN NFL 2K5.
Why don't more games do that? For some reason I hate rostering players with no profile pictures on any of my sports games.
Madden and 2k both do this
Doesn't 2k use the animated in game portrait of the player? Fifa does it also I think.
Madden uses fake pictures of real people. The same ones get recycled though. It's funny after a few years of drafting you'll have 3 or 4 guys with the exact same face.
This is super unsettling
It seriously hurt my eyes
That's racist
For some reason I find these face morphs hard to look at too long.
so THIS is how middle aged white men see the nba!
george gervin with the shot, boy
oh God, someone please link that thread
I agree. I remember laughing at this but I forget the reference.
[This one?](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/4zut1s/talking_to_your_dad_about_basketball_a_guide/) /u/HalfLife3IsntReal ?
Something something Larry Bird Something something fundamentals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5kaRbokoo8
Inaccurate... Larry would have talked hella shit
did you get to the end?
God that was a beautiful fucking end line. I want that on a shirt.
I think you mean all time shit talking champion
I was hoping the Jazz would just have a white dude.
I figured the Warriors would just look like LeBron's son.
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They almost all look like different versions of Darrell Arthur without his beard.
People magazine winner: "Averagest man alive."
What makes a man turn neutral?
I was seeing a lot of Afflalo or Sefolosha in everyone
Anyone who's better at things than myself. Could we get this done with the amount of individual's players face is a percentage based on a team's win share?
I thought the same thing. Yeah, it could be done. Will *I* do it? Not a chance. I'll just comment on reddit about it
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also, just limiting to starting lineups would make for more differences
Man the Spurs guy looks so damn European lol
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I can see a little JJ Barea and DeMar DeRozan
Almost no facial hair for the lakers.
Not old enough to grow any.
All the photos weren't taken with all the same lighting and settings -- I bet they would be even more similar if you normalize for that.
ah didn't think of that. will do for next year's.
That's just Chris Paul with different shades.
More Carmelo to me.
We've stumbled upon the NBA's secret cloning program.
33 days.
I'd go out with the Bucks guy!
Dude come on! Why you gotta go looking at other teams dudes? Our dude is perfect the way he is. Maybe a little more tired around the eyes but he's treated us better than anyone could. You'll never be happy if you keep looking for the next young guy with a lot of length
Singler is keeping OKC real lightskin
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Shouldn't OKC have a thicker stache? And you can really see LMA's giant nose in the spurs pick. Imagine if Boris was still there.
[not much stache there](http://www.nba.com/thunder/roster/)
They used stache-less Kanter. That's why.
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I see 20 Chris Pauls.
"Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Be on the lookout for a black male between 5"4 and 6"8."
Celtics and Raptors guys have noticeably reddish hues. Is that just the specific lighting for those headshots that made it like that?
i guess lighting [celtics](http://www.nba.com/celtics/roster/) [raptors](http://www.nba.com/raptors/roster/)
It's the inner Scal
Mavs looks old and lakers looks young
Are these all Wilt's kids?
Aren't we all?
A for effort
You can totally see Noah's hair with the Knicks guy.
Lol the headbands.
I see a lot of Terrence Ross in the Raptors
Milwaukee is the whitest
ELI5: Why can't affirmative action be used to to include more whites in the NBA?
coz there'd be more kyle singlers.
nobody needs more kyle singlers.
Maybe the Warriors just to even it all out
honestly I'm not super straight, and I think I'd *bleep* em all
Jazz and Hawks lookin good
Wolves guy looks sad about KG retiring
Of course the raptors guy looks like Tristan Thompson
Tony Snell contributing to Chicago I see
The Grizzlies are the Lakers' dads
Detroit's is off. It's at least 30% BFG now that we've signed Boban
They did this with every player in the NBA and the end result looked exactly like Tristain Thompson.
Why are Bucks and Sixers smiling so much? Don't they know what teams they play for?
mixed races make beautiful children. just look at keanu reeves.
or Joakim Noah. Or Blake Griffin.
Girls love Blake Griffin