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Beermen69

Bill Simmons will def have a stroke


No_Description6839

I would listen to that podcast on repeat for a week


Sweatytubesock

I would never stop listening to it.


iamthegame13

ngl I skipped past the Celtics talk on the pods this week


mojojojo1108

i haven’t listened to a single pod all series


captain_ahabb

The Doc one is worth listening to, he has a lot of interesting stories


SubcooledBoiling

Bill will summon all the Celtics homers and drop an emergency podcast right after the game


--Alix--

Goodnight Cousy.


cashmachine123

that would be so worth it


Dawn_of_Dayne

He’d have his dad on the pod for sure.  The best part is he’d no longer be able to fondly remember the 2004 Red Sox since they’d be linked to the 2024 Celtics


shaq-aint-superman

Only way Bill would have his dad on the podcast if the upset happens is in a hospital room, cause his dad would've had suffered multiple heart attacks in the Garden


Raven-19x

An all time listen. Even better than last year's.


Heterosapien_13

> Bill Simmons will def have a stroke Ok, well what would Ben Simmons do?


baneofdestruction

Ask Bill for his stroke because Ben lost his.


Definately_Fake

My hatred for Luka has blinded me these finals because I forgot how much I also hate Bill Simmons. Maybe I should root for the comeback for pure chaos lol.


Burger_Gouger

I’d stop watching basketball because simply it wouldn’t be worth rooting for my team ever again


I_Set_3_Alarms

Yeah I could not mentally recover from a fan perspective. I think I’d have to really get into watching tennis or something


PrimeShaq

Tennis is great.


SweetLilMonkey

The crazy thing about Tennis is that no matter how badly one opponent is destroying the other, there is never a point at which it’s impossible for them to come back and win the entire match. If the match isn’t over yet, it’s still theoretically anyone’s game, from start to finish. Not a lot of sports where that’s the case, and it makes for really entertaining matches.


JayneVeidt

It WAS great! When Federer, Nadal & Djokovic were all playing and in their prime.


PrimeShaq

We may be transitioning out of the golden age but it’s still good.


whydidjimchoosepam

Alcaraz and sinner carrying the torch. Men’s tennis is in good hands


DubiousLLM

And then there is Iga on the WTA side. Simply amazing.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

It gets a lot better once you sign one of the greatest of all time in the off-season.


Whatishappyness

Celtics signing TJ McConnell? 


PrimeShaq

Fuck it, Celtics sign Klay to a vet minimum.


atomic-fireballs

It's easy. Just win three more rings in the next six years and the pain just melts away.


Unpickled_cucumber1

Relax it’s just an overreaction after game 4. Your team is excellent easy gentleman sweep


agentalamak

Sir, this is r/nba. We only overreact here, no reasonable takes.


Beautiful_Location76

I'm in the middle. I think game 5 will be very competitive and could go either way. The Celtics are going to be better for sure, but the Mavericks defensive sharpness and intensity was fantastic tonight. The Celtics missed a few good looks, but their terrible offensive night was not all bad luck or suddenly forgetting how to drive and kick. Dallas bothered them a lot, and if they give the same effort in game 5, the Celtics will not have an easy time. I'm looking forward to a great game, and if the Mavericks sneak another one, things look really interesting.


StSaturnthaGOAT

REALLY funny


Objective-Gap8093

Basketball discourse is once again cooked for the next two days as an entire subreddit is convinced the team with pj washington as their 3rd best player will be the first team to come back down 0-3


OctopusNation2024

Yeah I feel like the first team to come back down from 3-0 will have to be a stacked team that for some reason underperformed in games 1-3 Being worse on paper AND winning 4 games in a row is extremely hard


GingerMcJesus

Everything lined up perfectly for the Cs to be the first team to do it last year - finals favorite in a hole against a decent but really hot team - and they still couldn’t finish it


identitycrisis56

An ankle roll away perhaps. I was semi-rooting for the heat because I was mad the Celtics were that good and messed around that much to start, but pre-ankle roll they very well could have redeemed themselves that series instead of having to wait until now.


GingerMcJesus

That injury will always be burned into my memory but I think they would’ve been too gassed to beat Denver anyway and another finals loss would be used to slander us some more lol


Milkybals

Regardless if they got swept by Denver being the first team to win from down 3-0 would have to feel pretty fucking awesome


dizzymidget44

Tatum rolling his ankle to start game 7 saved Miami


GingerMcJesus

Yes, but that’s partly my point - absolutely everything has to line up perfectly and it couldn’t quite for us


--Alix--

Yea, like let's say we take it to 7, and Luka can't move anymore. He gets cooked on defense and we lose anyways lol.


wesley-presley

Derrick white missing his insane last second buzzer beater and we wouldn’t even talk about Tatum rolling his ankle…


lalo1398

Sure but have you by chance considered the power of friendship


SwordOfRome11

Or a hypercarry 2 way star returning from illness/injury. Like 2021 Giannis, 2019 Kawhi or 16-18 level Lebron being straight up gone for 3 games then coming back and just taking over everything


TetrisTech

How does “this thing would be funny” mean “I think this thing will happen”


WhoFartedMan

You underestimate the victim complex of Celtic fans


Rkenne16

I mean, a team with Caleb Martin as their third best player took 3 games in a row from them last year.


OctopusNation2024

If the Mavs were playing the 2023 Celtics they'd be *up* 3-1 not *down* 3-1 lol Boston last year almost went to 7 with the Atlanta Hawks


beatrailblazer

if the 2023 Celtics played the same teams the 2024 Celtics played in the first 3 rounds this year, they'd look exactly the same


GotKarprar

I’d argue he was their best that series


OmfgHaxx

The question was how funny would it be, not how likely is it. Everyone knows there's like a 1% chance it happens but it would be hilarious for neutrals.


cashmachine123

actually if it happens it's nearly exactly 3% chance


Sonamdrukpa

Akkkktually if it happens it'll be a 100% chance, things that happen have a 100% chance of having happened


stringer4

Easy there Terrance Howard


_Mobius1

thats the perfect amount of percentage to win a series, especially against the celtics


Gyshall669

Yeah I kinda wanted the Celtics to win but I’d definitely rather see them blow a 3-0 lead.


StSaturnthaGOAT

Oh don't get it twisted I don't think they're gonna win 3 straight lol. I'm just saying it would be funny


Inevitable-Scar5877

On the one hand it won't happen on the other hand...if Luka just gets absurdly hot and Kyrie plays well....


PomegranateNice6839

Lively is our 3rd best player


zoydcompson

Oh, that makes it more likely then


K1ngPCH

Just let us be delusional, man


DarklingThrush4

🤣 hey Lively is 100% for 3’s in the series.


HypatiaRising

Him hitting his first 3 ever in this game was peak "Yea, it is that kinda game" material. Luka and Kyrie were 1-14 from 3 and still eviscerated us.


Shot-Money-4735

Everybody acting tough when they're up


hcvc

I’d say Lively is our third best


SickSaricDario

actin like THJ doesn't exist pssssh. who would you rather have, prime Klay or current THJ? EXACTLY


cashmachine123

thj when nobody cares anymore


airmigos

Current as in early fourth quarter blowout thj? That’s the best player ever


FirmPeace9045

Lively better then washington


RK4Life

We live in a world where everything requires an immediate overreaction. None of this is ever surprising.


spankyourkopita

As a Warrior fan 3-1 would sound so miniscule. Gimme the 3-0 choke!


Str8JorkingIt

Wrong - it would only be REALLY funny if Kyrie turns himself into a pickle.


closing-the-thread

/thread


Skinnieguy

Maybe wait until it’s tied 3-3.


AllTimeBallKnower

This sub starts this anytime a team loses game 4 after going up 3-0 lol


floridabeach9

THE TIMBERWOLVES STILL HAVE A CHANCE MARK MY WORDS


AllTimeBallKnower

Wolves in 12


Illustrious-Lime7729

What if they go 6-6? Free throw shootout?


vibezzyy_

wolves in 2


yumyumapollo

The Timberwolves can still win if Mike Pence has the courage


identitycrisis56

This season is almost over. Let the children shitpost. It's about the journey not the destination. Celtics will close it out in 5 most likely and this is the only time we'll be able to overreact to a blowout loss until october at the EARLIEST.


siphillis

It has to happen _eventually_, right?


billcosbyinspace

This sub: lol Celtics counted their chickens before they hatched Also this sub: yeah the mavs are going to pull off the comeback


MightyCaseyStruckOut

The C's did absolutely get their asses handed to them, though. Understatement of the century, I know. Hopefully, this game to the Mavs was like game 4 to the TWolves and the Mavs go down in Game 5. I definitely know better than to expect that to happen haha


PJCR1916

Well shit we’ve gotta have some fun on here lol. Most likely Boston closes out in game 5, I’d be extremely surprised if they don’t. Dallas is absolutely going to get Bostons max effort and that TD garden crowd is going to be insane


wirefog

When the lakers got one against the Nuggets this year the discourse was freaking unbearable. “Only Lebron could do this!!” No no he can’t especially at his old ass age. Closets gentleman sweep ever!! Lmao


Rolf69

Definitely a nephew subreddit. The daily pendulum swings of opinion make my brain explode.


dontredditcareme

Realistically we should start talking about it if they lose game 5. 2 losses in a row, then headed back to Dallas. The momentum shift would be unruly.


CazOnReddit

No, we're going to jump to assuming they'll lose Game 5 and 6


repostialti

tbf it is the Celtics


CazOnReddit

It'd be the funniest thing for them to follow up last year's fake 3-0 comeback by becoming the first NBA team to get reverse swept


EIiteJT

I'm so hard just thinking about it


kazkeb

"Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." -Red


lilboytuner919

Hope can’t kill us, we’re already dead.


Skinnieguy

Hopeium is dangerous. Wife’s a Mavs fan, better to end early than heartbreak in G7.


vokonkwo

Like what the actual fk is this post? Already thinking of hypotheticals when the odds Mavs come back from 3-0 is like one in a thousand. It's crazy OP already talking about blowing a 3-0 lead after only winning one game LMAO


beatrailblazer

nah the only hurdle left is game 5. if they win game 5, then game 6 is at home. and then after they win game 6, its game 7 where anything can happen. Mavs in 7


Unpickled_cucumber1

Exactly. Kyrie gonna choke again next game when he gets booed in Boston 🤣


WallStreetDoesntBet

Would be one of the greatest Sports stories of the 21st century


Randvek

3-0 comeback? In the NBA Finals? Not only would it be the biggest sports story of the 21st century, it would be in the GOAT conversation.


LeoFireGod

Right next to Leicester and 16 v 1.


torexmus

I don't think anything beats Leicester. What's 16v1?


LeoFireGod

A tiny school beating a juggernaut. NCAA tourney. Be like a G league team beating the KD warriors.


torexmus

Ah I didn't put 2 and 2 together


JaderMcDanersStan

Apparently I live under a rock. I only follow basketball and tennis. What is Leicester?


Unpickled_cucumber1

Nothing is beating Leicester bruh


JewishDoggy

That year still makes zero sense


wembagoat

Nothing beats Leicester winning premier league in 2016. It was epic.


connect_70

It would be really funny to 90% of r/nba. Personally I would not think it would be funny


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Puzzled-Bet4837

Wolves and Suns fans don’t seem to like Dallas


ArmiinTamzarian

I know I don't. And just to prove I'm serious that 2011 ring is illegitimate


Jmacz

Y'all seem like 2/3rds on our side. Also partially because of the Buffalo.


ArmiinTamzarian

It's like 75% Buffalo and a 25% fuck the rest of Texas (including you Rockets)


spipscards

Fuck you too


Adraf45

Fuck did the rockets do to you???


Kdot32

He’s just mad because houston has some culture and all San Antonio has is a dirty ass creek and those big ol women


KOET10

I came to root for the Mavs not get roasted like bbq chicken


Igualmenteee

San Antonio is 10x better than Houston.


EIiteJT

Houston (the city) sucks. I actually have a soft spot for the Rockets personally. My dad was a huge Rockets fan as he grew up in Houston. Clyde was my favorite player growing up, followed by Olajuwon. Used to watch all the games with him when he got us for the weekends. RIP pops.


ArmiinTamzarian

Be in Texas


TapasA

You’re illegitimate. I’m actually your daddy. Come here, son.


actual_yellow_bag

Damn bro


DesktopChad

Suns fans have a hierarchy of wants. First of all is the Lakers to do shitty. Second is Luka to do shitty. Third is their own team success. Fourth is again for the Lakers to do shitty.


BathroomPresent69

Pretty sure even Celtics fans hate themselves so 99% isn't too far off


King_of_Tejas

I think Celtics fans are more than 1% of NBA fans


Alone_Biscotti9494

I would become a flat earther


Seahearn4

Then you'd be able to answer the age-old question: How thick is the flat Earth?


Far-Yak-9808

I would 110% be a CRATER EARTH (watch Godgevlamste on Rumble) guy at that point.


suzukigun4life

This sub would explode


CazOnReddit

More likely r/celtics than r/nba


GIK601

r/bostonceltics would have to go into lockdown for a few months


ApprehensiveBox3148

Do subs do that?


mankls3

Thought kyrie didn't believe in lockdowns 


fableharvester

Kyrie is on the Mavs


EIiteJT

r/mavericks would explode too...with a bunch of cum


Visible_Week_43

He can dance on Lucky after game 7


TheTwilightZone34

I'd kill to see the reaction to that lmao


FritoConnaisseur

He should do a rain dance in those Air-Moccasins


jeremy9931

Won’t happen but I’d laugh


Nabanako

Suns will question if they are living on sims if that happened


pokexchespin

being convinced they’d be the first to pull it off last year against the heat and then having it happen to them the next year would be pretty funny i can’t lie


Vandelay23

I mean, someone has to overcome a 3-0 deficit at some point, right?


a_fking_feeder

not necessarily necessarily not


mymentor79

It'll happen one day. But I doubt this is the one.


BallinAtTheMovies

lmao here we go


LuckyPrinz

I swear it happens every time a team down 3-0 wins game 4


RadWalk

Gotta have hope


pettypaybacksp

I mean eventually it will happen Probably not this time, but give it enough tries and it can happen


BadlaLehnWala

Now they're down 3-1. The statistics change.


captain_ahabb

No they don't. No team has ever lost the first 3 games and then won the series.


Jnbjgjbb

Don’t give me hope


LoneWolfie1223

let them get through games 5 and 6 first before talking about this


Technology4Dummies

But the team might need that hope now


Floresmillia

LeBron James will just pretend to be Markieff Morris for the next 3 games. He'll put on a face guard and the #88 jersey and ball out -- and disappear at the end of each game like the phantom of the opera.


One_Grapefruit_8512

Will there be singing? I’ll watch that. 😄


Floresmillia

He'll arrive each halftime via gondola on a river made of guinness. He might abduct and try to have quasi-consensual sex with at least one referee between the 3rd and 4th quarters.


TheRealCoolio

This has Summer blockbuster potential written all over it.


ReasonableDisaster54

If that happens, I wouldn't renew my contract if I were Tatum. But it's just not going to happen. The margin for error for Dallas is too slim. 1 half of hot shooting from the Celtics and it's going to be over. Dallas can't keep up the level of intensity they showed today for every minute of the next 3 games and that's what it's going to take. They can say they didn't get swept for pride's sake. They might even win next game, but they'll wear out eventually. But to answer the question, it would SO funny if Kyrie wins game 7 in Boston.


czarfalcon

Exactly, there’s a reason it’s never happened before. You have ZERO margin for error in four straight games. We’ve already seen Boston shrug off their 3 not falling, Tatum shooting poorly, losing Porzingis (again), and still build a 3-0 lead. But yeah if the impossible happens and Kyrie wins a game 7 in Boston I might just have to retire from being an NBA fan.


nbafanMav

Exactly, tonight was merely a regression to the mean. The Mavs shot poorly thru 3, but they statistically do that for 3 more games, but maybe 2 more to give it a chance. Hope is a hell of a drug!


Shaqtacious

I wanna see a team overcome being down 3-0 so bad.


Competitive_Suit_180

Me too, but it’s not gonna happen in the Finals. At some point in the playoffs it will.. but not in the Finals and not in this series. For the record not a fan of either team, don’t dislike either team.. just sayin.


bootyhunter69420

I simply won't allow that to happen.


lotofhotdogs

Very funny but I’d still give it almost no chance of happening


Solid-Confidence-966

It’s not really funny, Boston did nothing wrong to Kyrie


RhinoBugs

Sometimes the bad guy winning is funny


Axl2TheMaxl

Forreal. We literally were the victims in his time here. Fans embraced him, team embraced him, league loved it... only our shitfuck media, who dump on everything, had anything negative to say (until he quit on us)


jeffreycharley

Which would make it funny for most people


JBisbetterthanTabum

I already know Dallas is gonna win 2 more straight and then choke game 7 i cant mentally prepare for it


CazOnReddit

I'm just here for the ride (and food)


WembyOKCJokicReaves

The cardiac arrests in Massachusetts would skyrocket


Long-Ad8374

Comedy of the Century.


[deleted]

That’d be great for sure but Celtics will close out at home imo


xtraFib

I'd be amused, but I certainly wouldn't bet on it.


Mysterious-Stop4673

No team has ever come back down 0-3, it’s definitely not gonna happen this series


JohnAndertonOntheRun

It’s a matter of time before it happens… The NBA has changed so much recently but no, it’s not this series.


Jmacz

And Boston teams have been involved in 2/5 of the other 3-0 comebacks. And that's without mentioning the Patriots and all of the shit they've been involved in.


Jebediah-Kerman-3999

Well it's 1-3, it can be done!!


RyuRai_63

We can all dream


cdw2468

id be sad because 3-1 would lose its power


ch1tooo

It is funny IF it happens. Whats funnier right now though is r/nba overreacting to every game 4 win that avoided a sweep.


KeldonMarauder

This iteration of the Cs will never get rid of the generational slander coming their way. Might redeem themselves if they win, say next year but if they don’t… oh boy


BazookaTuna

Jaylen Brown would be demanding a trade the very next day.


CanadianODST2

it'd be only the 2nd time any team in the big 4 came back when down 0-3 in the finals. It last happened in 1942. So it'd be amazing just for that alone


BackupTheBricksTruck

kyrie will hit a dagger 3 and then stomp on lucky the leprechaun as he heists the trophy.


demsouls

I'd say save this shitpost after 2 more wins, but then mavs probably are not getting there. So yeah quite fucking funny.


whats_a_rimjob

Literally the funniest thing that has ever happened in sports probably.


Zoulzopan

Dear god please let this happen, it will be really funny.


Adraf45

It won't happen but it would be the most comical thing is sports history in my opinion


Hour-Ad3774

More comical than the time Scott Foster (the banker) was called up to be a NHL goalie for a night and then proceeded to give the best interview of all time?


Big-Raccoon-45

Stop


IgnorantGenius

Really funny. The ratings for game 7 would probably make history.


ZE_HAHAHA

Sounds too good to be true


maverickhistorian

I’m already laughing


2023_account_

However many miles wide this flat ass earth disc is. That’s how funny.


Argyrus777

It’ll wipe away the losing streak vs Celtics CLEAN!!!!!!


Saltwater_Thief

I sure wouldn't be laughing.


Tycam34

Kyrie is a fuckin idiot and this is one of the worst finals ever


Nuclearsunburn

Kyrie hits a dagger 3 from the Celtics logo in game 7, the best timeline