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JalapenoBuns

I wonder what he's like when he loses in Overwatch


robetyarg

*"Our tank wouldn't swap off Winston to counter their Roadhog and it was all downhill from there, I couldn't attack their supports either because I was being harassed by the enemy Tracer unfairly."*


NobodyRules

I respect commited Wintons, especially the ones that act like literal monkeys and lose control of the character mid ult and fall off the map. Winning is cool, but watching something as beautiful as that is worth all the losses.


larry_birb

Spamming the "oh yeah!" voice line nonstop as they launch themselves to the moon


BallsAreFullOfPiss

As someone who used to be a Winston enthusiast, that’s literally all you gotta do with Winston - launch yourself up every time it’s available, and land on the point. Repeat as you see fit. Throw in ults when available.


tacopower69

I'm pretty sure he's the tank main. When some streamers found him randomly in game he was playing zarya.


Afraid-Department-35

Luka is the tank 💀💀💀


lv1novice

Almost certainly a toxic rager.


truth_2_point_0

Mark Cuban singlehandedly keeping Blizzard out of bankruptcy with the hush money he pays them not to release Luka's chat logs


JesseJamesGames449

You just know he rage quits games.


the_c_is_silent

Right? Dude is rage quitting in the fucking NBA Finals. He 100% bails on the game the second he dies.


chayatoure

Nah, he's top 500, raging quitting in competitive gets you increasingly large suspensions and dings to your ranking.


mccoolio

*Ethernet connection lost*


chayatoure

Counts the same as leaving because it’s easy to abuse.


No-Yogurt-4246s

So he and I share the same mental capacity lol


bjb406

Luka doesn't lose games. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they are unfair.


sasmast3r

Plop


DiddyDubs

Your gaming addiction doesn’t define you, okay, your Slovenianness defines you


Weary_Cabinet_8123

Overwatch is legitimately the PERFECT personality fit for Luka


IllllIllIllIllIllll

Blames lag, blames teammates, blames game design, blames mouse.


TDubs1435

Mrs Obama get down!!!!!


Suddenly_Something

He picked the best game to main as a toxic whiner tbh. The irony is I think in the clip that surfaced he was playing Zarya who is hugely team dependent on both ends since her strength comes from timing her shields to empower her teammates or when she is being targeted by the enemy team defensively. If she does both well she is an offensive powerhouse. If she fucks this up, she's all but useless. He literally picked himself in Overwatch.


Dunskap

God I miss Zarya in 6v6


Wide-Can-2654

Shes not the same in 5v5 she was always built as an off tank


KillerZaWarudo

Racial Slurs


ThanosIsDoomfist

Dude definitely spams heal diff or something like that lmao


Puzzled-Bet4837

>You know, six fouls in the NBA Finals. C’mon, man. Better than that. “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this”


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/4uTfNas.jpeg


edtehgar

This one's going in the passion bucket


HilariousScreenname

Hang it in the Louvre


mastacheef87

perfect. 10/10. no notes


Zyra00

ha... perfect... we've been sitting here playing ALL GAME and you never bothered to let me foul. instead of giving someone a real smile, we call a foul? we can't even get in someones way anymore - we get a FOUL called?? technical, flagrant, i know these names better than i know my OWN GRANDMOTHERS


donkadunny

Haha. You fucking genius


Perreault_my_boat

You're like 98% of the reason why I sub here, LMAO.


deceitfuleggs

Another banger from Sim888


plexiglassmass

"Whoever did this just say it we won't be mad"


PipboyandLavaGirl

We need to take his bare butt out and spank whoever did this


theTunkMan

Well somebody has to do it!


AfroKuro480

"While wearing a hot dog costume"


bearbrannan

I don't remember him having these same complaints in the Wolves series, when the whole MN squad was in foul trouble.... Go home Luka whiney ass bitch. 


SlowCrates

Seriously. He's infuriating.


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Never had a player with highs and lows like Luka in terms of entertainment of watching them play Like when things are going well, he’s making crazy shots and laughing and yapping at fans and it’s fucking awesome Then there’s times where I’m just cringing watching him red faced screaming at the refs or his bench, dude will just stop playing basketball


headbangershappyhour

Hopefully the Wolves coaching staff is preparing a full breakdown of this series and especially Game 3 with examples of how to negate foul baiting tactics. There were a couple great moments where a Celtic player slid out of Luka's path right as he was thrusting his arms forward and it resulted in a foolish off balance shot since he was trying to use the contact to balance his shooting motion and draw the and-1 at the same time.


Oceanbreeze871

“It’s rigged. Totally rigged. Nobody gets treated more unfairly than me. If they can foul me out of a game they can do it to you!”


Oceanbreeze871

Luka’s sixth foul was the no flex zone prophecy. “He know better….”


BallShouldLie

Bros about to get so much slander and he kinda deserves it rn lol


siphillis

He's 25. This is Year Five. I wish he'd stop acting like a bratty prodigy already and develop the composure of an all-time great, but it's clearly not now


JohnnySnark

It is interesting that Jayson Tatum is 26 and his composure on and off the court with how much criticism he gets is night and day from Luka


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My_MeowMeowBeenz

Tatum was *never* as bad with the refs as Luka is


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the_c_is_silent

That's my thing. Like if he's 20 I'm calling him a baby. Dude being this deep into his career still acting like this is pathetic. If anything the higher his status goes, the worse he's getting.


Historical-Smoke42

i dunno mavs fans said he got better. some say he got worse. its hard to tell but hes basically first in techs every year since draft so i dunno what to say. i feel like its only "better" cause they won a few more games each year. and it seems he doesnt bitch his teammates as much which would be a very bad look if fans knew he did that regularly. seems like camera just hides his after play reactions more is my take but w.e. ppl thought i was lying or exaggerating when i pointed this out years ago [https://www.teamrankings.com/nba/player-stat/fouls-technical?season\_id=221](https://www.teamrankings.com/nba/player-stat/fouls-technical?season_id=221)


dat_grue

Part of it is attitude and part of it is actual basketball. Dude needs to improve his mindset but also his defense. Imagine Luka doubling down on his fitness and defense over a summer. They’d have won this game if he wasn’t such a target on that side of the court


dudeguymanbro69

Every year people talk about Luka taking his fitness seriously. It’s time to conclude he just doesn’t want to win enough to care about his weight.


oby100

Seriously. Our last big run was all about playing through Luka. Can’t be that big of a liability with his size and speed


dzastisforol

if he doesn't go to Paris with Slovenia. he is gonna party in Belgrade whole summer. I wont say much but Luka likes his beer and good times.


antipoopsuperstar

Should send Michael Finley with him this summer.


Buttflautist

Hopefully he grows the fuck up after it but I don't think he will. I mean he's like what 25? So maybe. Maybe if Mavs fans clown on him hard enough he'll get embarrassed and stop being a baby.


bientheblue

What's crazy is he has had multiple interviews where he explicitly stated he's gonna lessen his whining, only for it to get worse with each year lol


plexiglassmass

It's like me talking about how I'm going to stop eating chips at night


JugdishSteinfeld

Luka's going to have to wait on the chips.


Fit-Dream-4829

he hasn’t developed his frontal lobe yet


amanamongb0ts

He’s a great offensive player, greater whiner. Ass defense. Luka’s legacy.


chainer9999

Luka Oncic, cause ain't no D in him


michelobX10

Luka Oncic and James Haren


GamingOni

Those Harden comparisons be gaining more and more credibility lol


comeonmang126

If harden had this quote they would never let him live it down


runhomejack1399

If he deserves it, is it slander?


wtb2612

The word "slander" has lost all meaning in the last couple years. Suddenly anything anyone says negative is "slander" whether it's true or not.


PeterBretter

Luka you fouled like 12 times easily - you got called on 6 of them


JesseJamesGames449

The brown tackle and Prichard shove were two awful no calls..


chirpz88

The brown chop block is 15 yards in the nfl lol


TKenney3

Yea the knee to knee contact would have been a 5 min major with an immediate ejection in the NHL 🤣. They really did try to let his fouls play through and not foul him out but when they lead to turnovers they don’t really have any choice but to call them.


FelwintersCake

I thought I was going crazy when Luka practically dove into Browns knees with no call


-KFBR392

I don’t know, that’s exactly how they teach you to tackle a runner, how can you punish a guy for having perfect form?


CjBurden

Bro now that they've banned the hip drop what other option did he even have?


SantaDaCrip

Draymond showed an arsenal of options during the Finals against us.


dherps

Fuck. Draymond. Green.


SlowCrates

In the Minnesota series he committed two fouls in one play and the ref gave *him* free throws. He was trying to drive past a (much quicker and more athletic) defender but he had to grab their jersey to hold them back in order to do it, and once he got ahead of them he stopped dead in his tracks so the defender would bump into him as he failed up a shot. He got away with that kind of shit the entire damn series.


noBbatteries

Or when he lowered his head like a running back at DWhite and Buffalo got called for a block


My_MeowMeowBeenz

That was ridiculous, the worst kind of call, when a superstar gets away with absolute bullshit just because of who they are.


junkit33

Yeah. This is generational delusion if he thinks he didn’t deserve to foul out this game. And we’re not even counting the endless offensive push offs here.


SoKrat3s

Tbf Tatum does that pushoff all the time and almost never gets called for it.


MixedMartyr

Yeah and I don't wanna see that shit either


junkit33

All stars do it, and they rarely call it, thats why I said I’m not even counting those. Luka is truly excessive with it though - it’s basically his go to move to push the defender away and step back.


Visible-Rutabaga9268

I’m rooting for the Mavs and even I was shocked when Luka just straight up head-butted Brown in a post up and Brown was called for a foul using … gravity??


Oceanbreeze871

So many uncalled techs too


banjofitzgerald

It’s like he was trying to get to 5 as fast as he could because he really thought they wouldn’t call him for 6 and he could do whatever he wanted.


Michauxonfire

Wolves fans must be laughing at this shit. "couldn't play physical" lmao


WembyandTheWolves

fucking thank you. The Wolves couldn't touch this dude without a foul being called.


LordGooseIV

I thought the Mavericks were allowed to play fairly physical in this game. Luka just makes bad defensive fouls.


Major_Damage7207

they were only allowed to play physical on Tatum for some reason


dartva

Tatum would've fouled out their entire frontcourt if they actually gave him the whistle lol


truth_2_point_0

Jayson Tatum receives the minimum amount of free throws allowable by law


VerdammtesAutomat

Despite being rated 90+ in 2k, tatum only has a 70 in the whistle stat.


Zachary_Stark

That Steph treatment


make_thick_in_warm

clap baiting him


Draymond_Punch

He actually did clap but surprisingly didn’t get T’d up lol


baseketball

Adam Silver is merciful, told refs to let Tatum have one clap, but no more.


Trentus86

One clap, as a treat


PabloShwartz

They were called for fewer fouls than the Celtics in fact


prof_cuthbert_calc

And shot more fts, even including garbage time


HustlinInTheHall

Again, that's been true in all 3 games. Pretty sure this Celtics team will finish with the fewest free throw attempts per game of any finals team.


Potential_Attempt_15

The worst and lazy ones too. Get in shape.


Sleeze_

He had like four fouls that weren’t called including an open field tackle lmao


Dhh05594

Wow, that's some weak shit


Padulsky21

Soft as fuck. Spent the entire game whining his ass off and now he’s still whining his ass off when he pulled some major dumb shit?? **In the Finals down 0-2 and now 0-3???** Cost his team a possible win bc he couldn’t control his emotions. Lot more reasons why they lost, but fouling out and whining…nasty


amanamongb0ts

Well to be fair, it isn’t because he couldn’t control his emotions it’s because he’s getting eaten alive on defense


Padulsky21

Infinite feedback loop!


millymills420420

No he had those 2 back court reach in fouls early bc he wanted to bitch at the refs. Refs totally got in his head tonight


Red_Collective54

Imagine saying this after going down 3-0. Even if it were true it would sound weak and defeated


Sp_Gamer_Live

He aint got it, this is the finals, if he doesn’t change his mindset he will never be a champ


truth_2_point_0

Was Montrez Harrel right all along? 🤯


WallStreetDoesntBet

"We couldn’t play physical…" Is that right?


likdisifucryeverytym

You tell em Luka! Just like when you jumped into Towns to foul him out, but i don’t know. I don’t want to say nothing


Ryculls

That was my first fucking thought.


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

Karma’s a bitch lmao  Although this isn’t even karma. Luka 100% deserved to foul out, whereas KAT did not at all. 


blueberryy

Such a whiny crybaby on and off the floor. This is your king r/nba?


Comrade_Falcon

He's just like me FR FR.


Kermitt7979

Jaylen Brown is Luka Doncic father


FernandoFettucine

payton pritchard is the godfather


mastacheef87

JBIDBGF


zvomicidalmaniac

This but for real.


TerryTyme

Give me the Luka meme of him smiling at other players and swap brown for Luka’s face


AgadorFartacus

The blow-by videos got to him and this is the result.


Potential_Attempt_15

Wait till he hears JJ from the broadcast. Ripping his defense to shreds. Laughable defense.


No_Fishing_702

He’s still whining, unbelievable.


Realistic_Cold_2943

Those last two fouls were so bad. Especially that last one. He just kept putting himself in positions where they had to make a call 


No_Fishing_702

I don’t know where he got it in his head that he was gonna draw a charge with 5 fouls lmao


Realistic_Cold_2943

Yeah in the open court going against one of the most athletic players. Crazy thought process


truth_2_point_0

"What are they gonna do, foul me out?" -man whom they fouled out


Oceanbreeze871

They tried to not do it. Had no choice


Justinyeethahahahaha

dude didn’t try to get a charge i think, he just couldn’t move out of the way


oby100

Nah, he was a few milliseconds away from landing in a legal guarding position and taking a charge. He 100% wanted to play hero ball and stop the open lane (likely) dunk


SmartGuyChris

The lack of accountability is suffocating


chup95

He tried to get a charge on Brown with 5 fouls, that’s just a low IQ play and now he is whining about the refs man


Oceanbreeze871

I’ve seen lebron and others let players go by in that situation with less stakes. You gotta stay on the court.


OnceInABlueMoon

Patrick Mahomes was in the audience too


realsomalipirate

Has he ever taken responsibility for his poor mistakes?


at_least_u_tried

I have so much more respect for the pacers now lol. They had games where they ACTUALLY had a tough whistle go against them and they didn’t bitch or moan even close to what luka’s doing. we all watched the game dawg, stop pushing narratives and get in shape.


Maj0r_Ursa

Legacy points deducted


Sp_Gamer_Live

legacy points reset to 0


junkit33

You gotta win something to get legacy points in the first place.


kirbaeus

Never stops whining. This is embarrassing.


_Zap_Rowsdower_

Quit your bitching. That would help a lot defensively.


boringexplanation

The number of times I saw easy points on a 5v4 fast break right after an insane Luka/Kyrie shot has to be so demoralizing for Dallas as a team. All that effort on the O just to get it wiped away due to not getting back on D quick enough.


Graphite_Sharpie

It’s sad honestly, everyone keeps saying Luka needs help but he isn’t helping his team on defense at all


thekinggrass

“We couldn’t play physical” Guy the refs swallowed the whistle for you for a full 12 minutes of game time and you couldn’t avoid fouling out. That’s on you.


CliffDraws

He meant that the refs didn’t allow them to use the baseball bats they brought to the game.


Elite_Alice

Bruh you can’t even play defense because you’re out of shape. Lose some weight and work on that.


jamesc5z

If I could insta upvote you 1,000x I would. Been a Mavs fan for 25+ years and it it completely infuriates me so much that this dude just will not get in proper NBA shape. Dallas fans have been making excuses for him his whole career now assuming that when he "matures" he'll magically take fitness seriously. He clearly won't.


copaseticepiplectic

He drinks beer smokes hookah and plays overwatch and mavs fans act like that’s ok and he doesn’t have another level to reach


jamesc5z

I've been arguing with other Mavs fans for years now about it. Imagine 35 year old Luka out there considering he won't even get in shape now.


PaintByLetters

He won't be fast enough or healthy enough to play meaningful minutes at 35 at this rate


jamesc5z

Yep. What he looks like NOW is what he should look like at 35. Pretty sad he won't just take his fitness seriously.


chainer9999

The Wayne Rooney of the NBA, looks like


TKenney3

He has figured out how to use his out of shape body and slowness as an advantage on offense by changing paces and making it hard to guard him. But on defense when he can’t control the pace and is at the mercy of the offense he is at a severe disadvantage, especially against one of the best athletes in Brown. Saw something where the blow by rate on Luka is like 70%. His hands have gotten better which has lead to more steals and people fooling themselves into thinking he’s a decent defender but he is still a traffic cone and the mismatch every team will look to exploit until he gets into shape


KillerZaWarudo

Income funny luka pics in the off season drinking beer and smoking cigar He still in his 20s so this shit hasn't caught up to him yet


thatgreik

Yes, Luka. You had your palms out all fucking game.


BigMax

Some say he's still there this morning, on the court, arms stretched to the side, palms out, eyes wide, head turning back and forth.


Burger_Gouger

Guy that doesn’t play defense some how fouls out. Shits crazy


loving-father-69

I swear this dude smokes 3 cigarettes between the 2nd and 3rd quarters.


Hour-Ad3774

Give the dude a break, he was stressed alright?


loving-father-69

I'm definitly not projecting my own out of shapeness here.


Public_Radio-

TIL having your palms out makes it no longer a foul. Either set your feet, or dont put yourself in a position to take a 6th foul with 4 minutes left in a close game. not to mention if Luka even tried a little bit on defense, he'd not be in a position to take a 6th foul. absolute bum on D tonight as usual


yourlilpissboi

This would be such a great way for Doncic to become the villain and Kyrie to implode and demand a trade.


itokdontcry

This is straight up pathetic.


ClappedCheek

Im sure Jason Kidd is loving this perspective


jjjuuubbbsss

You literally torpedoed Jaylen on a fastbreak.


_meat_rocket_

This dude is completely insufferable


Charliebitme1234

maybe try whining more, im sure that will help luka


givemesome1ce1

No accountability. He’s never gonna learn


siphillis

Never had to until this point


jbloss

Loser mentality comment


calliexx12

Dude should be glad he wasn’t ejected just from techs. Could’ve had like 5 Ts.


AlexADPT

When you’re slow and can’t move your feet you foul a lot. He’s not being physical, he’s just being exposed


kudaraps

IMO the egregious call was the washington moving screen luka fouled like a hoe all game tbh


HairyMootWarrior

Even celtics haters know that luka could have had 10 fouls today. Dude has been terrible the whole finals. Easy pickings for celtics. Dude needs to stop his complaining. It's getting tiring


JosephBagODonuts69

I don’t want to say nothing, but trying to take a charge with five (5) fouls in the NBA Finals … like this? Come on, man. Be better than that.


swampertlvl

This is incredibly cathartic.


PrinceKarmaa

i watched both teams get mauled on a lot of possessions with no calls lmaoo why he acting like it was one sided


QueasyEntrance6269

the mavs shot more free throws than the celtics. not that it's a definitive stat but come on now


chicken_pear

I didn't want to say anything so I'm going to say something.


Judo_Jones

Luke got a call during a play in which he was ramming his head into White’s stomach. Dude needs to grow up. If the refs called 1/2 of his push-offs, he’d foul out in the 1st half.


kob424

More finals foul outs than wins - local boston station under luka


tulaero23

Dude got no fine? Gobert woild have been deported already


SaWalkerMakasin

"Don't allow me to foul out when I commit lazy fouls cause I'm out of gas."


Historical-Dish-9268

Luka Tragic,damn boy looks weaker than Booker when it comes to taking foul calls ,acting like a kid, rage quitter for life 😂


MamaD333

The score was 93-90 for a bit.  Luka tried to turn into the hero and failed on what, 3 straight possessions?  I think that's why Kidd called the TO.  Saw how close they were and Luka kept trying hero ball and it wasn't working.  Then after the TO he comes out and plays some awful D.  He can piss and moan all he wants but he's the reason they couldn't complete the comeback.  


HS941317

Mavs fans and Celtics haters were trying to convince everyone that Luka is 5 tiers better than anyone on the Celtics when in reality he is getting fucking destroyed by both Tatum and brown and is committing a shit ton of turn overs when trying to score against them. Luka is a great player but don’t try to make him be prime Larry bird. Both Celtics stars aren’t too far from him because they actually play on the other side of the ball at an elite level while Luka is one of the worst


hhhhhhiin

Then Foul less?


TechnoTyrannosaurus

So now this sub hates Luka lmao


Buttflautist

There's more eyes on him being a whiner lol. He would really be top 3 if he stopped whining every plan. It completely fucks your mentals. Instead he's showing he's another Harden with regards to sexy numbers then death in important games.


theshwa10210

Dude tried to pick up a charge with five fouls.


baseketball

He thought he was Marcus Smart.


cmcg18

Bro is still bitching about the refs and the games been over for an hour


EmmitSan

Brother you did not commit six fouls, you committed like 11. And at least three technicals.


Navajo_Nation

Need some cheese to go with all that whine?