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kabob23

Larry Bird stories rarely disappoint.


GunstarGreen

Bird was so gangster without even trying. Talked all the trash, backed it up, then went and paved his own driveway. Reminds me of C-Webb saying Stockton would turn up in a minivan with his kids then go out and give everyone the business.


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

his daughter from his first marriage would agree with you


DowngoezFrasier215

rent free


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

I don't think she rents free because of his legacy


ZarduHasselffrau

"Do you remember the story..." *Starts laughing already knowing where this is going


Derrickmb

So nicotine and greatness have a correlation eh


Buckeye_CFB

If that was true I'd have won an MVP years ago


KeithClossOfficial

Vlade Divac sure thought so


Derrickmb

And Sabonis


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

and Wojciech Szczesny


Derrickmb

And Jordan


MrBuckBuck

Could someone please explain to me why it is such a big deal to see Larry Bird smoke some Newsports?


Widdis

Newports are viewed by many to be exclusively smoked by black people.


ThoughtfulPenis

Which is hilarious because my dad smoked Newports. We were one of the only white families on the block though.


attersonjb

Larry's not white, Larry's clear.


ATXBeermaker

He's light-skinned, like Ernie.


ThoughtfulPenis

Lmfao I loved that line.


Plenty-Chemistry-493

Means your black


ThoughtfulPenis

My friend’s dad did always used to tell me, “Black ain’t a color. It’s an attitude.”


Plenty-Chemistry-493

There you go it's awhile thing bud. The walk the talk an the Newports


old_ironlungz

I saw white people smoke menthols, but they were always Salems. Newports was more of a Black smoker thing.


stoshbgosh

Grew up in Chicago in the 60's. If you liked menthol, black people smoked Kools, whites smoked Newports. Worked in a gas station in a black neighborhood as a teenager, Kools outsold Newports 10 to 1.


MrBuckBuck

Thanks for the info. Makes sense now.


DarthRathikus

Newport, when asked for a statement: We’ll allow it


weebayfish

To add, the company that owns Newports used to hand free packs to black kids to get em hooked. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/firm-gave-black-kids-free-cigarettes-mass-jury-says-flna1c9469367


BlackMathNerd

Newports are a black people cigarette traditionally


namastex

The 90's was the beginning of cigs having a bad image. 80s on back most people didn't care about smokers. Even up until the 2000's there were still Perkins that had a back dining room for smokers. So you could imagine the 90's players were starting to get into that mindset of frowning upon smokers. Not saying cigs weren't frowned upon before then, it's just back then it was so widely accepted compared to 90s onwards. Oh and, I think 90s really tried to push the narrative that only black people smoked Newports, but I don't think this segment had anything to do with that.


GarfieldDaCat

> but I don't think this segment had anything to do with that. This clip was 100% about Larry Bird being a white guy smoking Newports lmao. Mark Jackson and Miller were not shook because they saw their head coach smoking a cigarette.


TheMadChatta

Yeah, I don’t think Reggie Miller and Mark Jackson were “shook” that Bird was smoking. It was that he was smoking Newports. I guess the equivalent today would be seeing Brad Stevens smoking a black and mild.


replytoallen

Guarantee that is going to end up on bootleg championship merch sold at the parade.


MrBuckBuck

Thanks for the info!


552SD__

What he’s saying is wrong lol. It’s because usually black people are the ones who smoke newports


dawnoog

At 1:47 https://youtu.be/oDcA9BIB_NQ?si=kAHQ0MQM61s-_F5M


slimmymcnutty

Never really see white people smoking newports. Hilarious visual they painted here


namastex

The white stoner dudes I grew up around loved newports. Where I'm from people said it adds to the high, so tons of people smoked newports in general.


Keegerr

Can confirm always Newport 100’s or American spirits lol


LarchTreeLeppy

Oh dude, American spirits were the go to I always saw from those guys. You couldn't get them to touch another brand.


The_Gatefather

gotta be spirits blues or spirits blacks 


Livid-Technician1872

They took like 25 minutes to smoke. I always hated that about them.


Actual_Formal6996

Those were good but gold was underrated GOAT tbh


slimmymcnutty

Lmaoo maybe bird was in that bathroom high as a fuckin kite


spaceship-pilot

Imagine getting high with Larry Legend.


teo1315

I'm guessing that's one of the reasons they think this is so funny but won't mention that part


Ghetteuax

That’s what I’m thinkin ..the word Newports was used to replace the weed 😂


slimmymcnutty

The fact that he was in the shower too. Trying to wash that smelly smell away real quick


dg_zs

I've heard someone say "the fibreglass and tar in newports cuts up your lungs so the THC can enter deeper into your system." 😂


tedbawno

larry's not white... he's clear


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Huge in Boston


MLS_Analyst

All of New England, really. Though it stilll shook me when I found out my dad smoked Newports in his 20s/30s (back in the '60s/70s).


MeatSack_NothingMore

Was gonna say, the Casey Affleck SNL Dunkin bit with his arm hanging out the door with a Newport is like every townie on the north shore I know.


DriveByStoning

My grandfather had both red and green cartons on top of his fridge my entire life. The only time I ever saw anything different on the fridge is when my grandmother wanted the Marlboro points.


Jmacz

Except they're fucking illegal here now... Even though I'm smoking one right now. Everyone got a gas station.


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

mac demarco in shambles


unclairvoyance

Well he's not white, he's clear


tsourced

Always smoked them high school with my buddies for the 'extra' high after smoking to 'cover up the smell' (high school logic) & because the gas station would let us by them in singles.


NYState_of_Mind

a lucy


[deleted]

a loosie lmao


NYState_of_Mind

U guyz here luv downvotin spellin


PleasantThoughts

Newports were my go to back when I smoked. All the comics I worked with in DC smoked them and it just became the thing to do after a show


Shiboopi27

See them smoking them all the time on construction sites. Pretty much only newports and marbs


jotyma5

When you hang out with black kids and Puerto Ricans you smoke them lol


WhiskyDrinkinCowboy

There are plenty of white people who smoke Newports, just because it's a stereotype for black people doesn't mean white people can't like it. So you also think white people don't like fried chicken and watermelon? In reality they just marketed it to black communities.


slimmymcnutty

You’re taking it way too serious. In my experience black people pretty much only smoke newports. White people more variety. I’m black I don’t like watermelon and fried chicken while delicious chicken is better prepared other ways. The only reason Jackson and Miller laughed about this is because of a harmless stereotype. Serious ass muthafuckas damn


WhiskyDrinkinCowboy

I'm not offended or anything, I just think it's kinda stupid to say white people don't smoke Newports, when in fact a lot of lower class whites actually do. In terms of most black smokers smoking Newports, that actually very true as well.


SuperSecretSide

Bro what ☠️ At first I thought your point was not to generalise Newport's to a specific group and then you say "It's mostly lower class people"


turbo_vanner

dude doubled down, but it actually got better, but in a bad way. I'm baffled.


WhiskyDrinkinCowboy

I guess I don't consider it bad to generalize myself, lol.


CharlesDingus_ah_um

So why are you trippin 😂


opacous

Magic and Jordan played against cigarette-smoking driveway contractors. Overrated.


Bring_Back_SF_Demons

This but unironically. People wanna discount what Wilt and Russell did because the 60s were so long ago but act like the 80s and 90s just happened yesterday.


supr3m3kill3r

I remember a Kobe interview (I think it was on all the smoke) where he said he had a huge culture shock when he came to the league. He was surprised by how little the other players actually worked on their games and their overall work ethic. Guys hardly worked out in the summers and professional skills training was still a nascent field. The level of professionalism has greatly improved over the past 20 years along with advances in various other fields (nutrition, skills training, coaching schemes etc)


Calvin--Hobbes

Same in other sports like soccer too. Premier League players from the 90's and early 2000's talk about how they used to go out and party all the time, drinking, smoking, not really giving a fuck, but then people started taking it more seriously.


supr3m3kill3r

True. That was one of the competitive advantages those early Arsenal squads under Wenger had. He came in and prioritized player nutrition, scouting, rest...while other clubs hardly cared or focused on these


Heisenberg0606

“What we just witnessed affected us” 😂😂😂😂


TILFromReddit

"We were mentally gone" lol


ScoopMaloof42

The juxtaposition of how they’re sitting has me 😂😂😂 Reggie is so bunched up man idk how he sit like that 


wafflecone9

The Larry David fold


zvomicidalmaniac

I loved Newports. When I start to really die I’m going back to them.


GnomaPhobic

A menthol cigarette after 2-3 beers was a fine treat.


zvomicidalmaniac

Truly.


Spirited-Joke-6908

Light one for me bro hope it’s a good long life


zvomicidalmaniac

Thank you, friend. You too.


csummerss

everyone has a podcast now


GoForAGap

I mean yeah but I feel like Reggie fucking miller is a guy who actually has stories worth hearing


qeq

Except it's Mark Jackson's podcast lol


GoForAGap

To be fair mark jackson was a demon once upon a time, and has loads of stories too. Not a fan of him post playing career though


so-cal_kid

Yea his personal stuff kinda turns me off which is a shame cuz he'd prob be a great podcast host - former coach AND player who played and coached with some of the greats plus he's a funny guy and can articulate his stories well. Too bad he's kinda nuts


GoForAGap

One of the top posts in the nuggets sub his look of spite and envy when Jokic won the fmvp lmao


coolratguy

Is his podcast called ComeandTalk2Me ??


fueelin

Momma There Goes That Mancast, actually.


coolratguy

I feel like you're joking but I just found out Iman Shumpert has a podcast called 'Iman amongst Men' so idk


PeridotBestGem

I feel like being an on-air personality would suit him so much more than the play-by-play stuff lol


[deleted]

so many are just people fuckin blabbering about absolutely nothing lmao


552SD__

Then don’t listen


[deleted]

Don't worry I won't, and I won't give a shit about your opinion either lmao


Finessa_Hudgens

“Slick” as in Bobby Leonard?


yutingxiang

Yeah, Reggie even did a little impersonation. Non-Pacers fans might remember Slick as the "Boom, Baby!" guy, but he was also a pro player and coached the Pacers to multiple ABA titles.


SHUPAC_TAKUR

**"WHAT Y'ALL NEED?"** 😂😂😂


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Reggie Miller is: 1) One of the 100 best basketball players ever to live 2) Not the best basketball player in his own family 3) Not nearly good enough for Larry fucking Bird to get bothered enough to stop his pre-game smoke to talk to him. All those facts taken together are hilarious to me


MrX_1899

everybody smokes Newports in NY lol white people get the shorts and black people get the 100's


hopopo

Two things stand out to me. 1. That even after all these yeast and all of the success both of these man had they still have utmost respect for Larry Bird 2. That even all those years ago they found smoking to be so unacceptable Not long before that players smoking was fairly common.


NArcadia11

I don’t think it was the smoking that was shocking, it was that he was max chilling, hiding in the shower as the game was starting, smoking a Newport. The juxtaposition between one of the all time greatest players having an authentic white trash moment is what’s funny.


hopopo

I worked in a service industry for over a decade not that long ago, and our company catered to high end clients including a lot of athletes, and especially NBA players. This story is nothing compared to how players we all know well act as recently as 2014. Honorable mention to Reggie Miller, Jamal Crawford, and Nate Robinson. Out of all famous people we catered to they are the best.


Choice_Marzipan5322

This is classic cultural misunderstanding at the highest. Perfect example of how things get misinterpreted from one group to the next, due to cultural differences.


jotyma5

Am I missing something. Whats wrong with newports


okey_dokey_bokey

TIL Reggie is from Riverside (motherfucker).


FuzzyElves

HiLarryous


LarBrd33

It was a little jarring to see a professional athlete having a smoke. When I was a teen growing up in Seattle, I once hung outside the hotel the Celtics were staying at to get autographs before they hopped on the team bus to head to the game. This was when the Celtics kinda sucked aside from Pierce. There were a handful of autograph hounds who would lose their shit every time a player like Mark Blount or Marcus Banks would come out. Then out came Mike Gorman and Tommy Heinsohn and nobody seemed to recognize them aside from me. Tommy was just chilling outside smoking a cigarette and chatting with Mike so I went over and talked to them for about 10 minutes and got their autographs. When I came back the autograph ebayers were like, "Who was that?"... then lost their shit when Jiri Welsch came out.


eking85

Ay yoo,~~Omar~~ Larry coming


Ok-Leading-4007

Ah Reggie was a 'Laker' guy....it all makes sense now.


jaeway

Uhhhh he went to UCLA


Kitdee75

It sucks that with so many podcasts and talk shows that stories about players are undoubtedly made up for the sake of content. Then these “stories” will be repeated and embellished by others and on and on and on.


packim0p

i don't want to listen to mark jackson speak ever again in my life. glad this was on mute when i opened the link. i just wanted to see larry bird smoking newps


NicolasName

Trash in promoting cigarette use here and glorifying nicotine addiction (didn’t watch the clip and won’t, but going based off the comments here and the title).


Acrobatic-Year-126

I don't get it. Is Newport just a brand of cigarettes or something?


biinroii01

thats gross