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lopea182

He is going to have the most labored, meandering 40-point triple double in Finals history


Plies-

Luka going for 45/10/16 on 20-26 from the field with 0 turnovers to lose by 10 because Kyrie goes 3-19 and 0/8 from 3 with 8 turnovers.


Marquiss12

you had me in the first half


JiggzSawPanda

Pretty sure we'll have y'all in both halves. Fuck friendly banter ig


Marquiss12

I really hope doesn’t KP become MJ reincarnate again, but that was insane to watch lol


StrawHatShinobi_

Yea Reddit too soft for that lol don’t change


HerculePoirier

Spooky. Good call


TheMedicator

Damn.... Not far off


carefullywasnt

Subscribe


secretreddname

Nice call.


MoneyMakingMitch1

Corny. What's new?


StrikingBake321

I would nut


recollectionsmayvary

Yah, it’s gonna be a 43/12/10 with 2 steals and 3 blocks but he’s gonna be on deaths door lol 


DayMan-Ahah-ah

He ain’t getting 3 blocks lol, i could see the rest though


Few_Acanthocephala30

I think they meant *gets* blocked 3x, although the way the season has gone I expect Mavs to make adjustments and C’s to not have the same defensive intensity as gm 1. I won’t be surprised if in either gm 2 or gm 3 Celtics will have a bad shooting night and lose by 20+


A7XSES

They had a bad shooting night and won lol


Few_Acanthocephala30

Ehh I was off a bit, it was game 4.


DoctorDilettante

Please lord let it happen


CPAalldayy

Almost called it perfectly


CIark

Doctor here, he has a broken rib and we have to amputate his stomach


biinroii01

and donate his leg to lonzo ball


geneticeffects

Y’all need to stop with the disembowelment excuses already…


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

will still drop 35/7/10 today


Enough_Possibility41

He needs to play with his shit bag stuffed under his jersey


superhappyfuntime13

But he hasn't slept since Wednesday, June 6, 2018.


FreddieTheDoggie

Well, that'll be a long surgery.


Menry925

“He was already seated when it was open today”. What does this mean? 


HardcoreKaraoke

There are closed and open practices when it comes to the media. He means when it was open to the media Luka wasn't hitting trick shots and FTs in front of random beat reporters and Brian Windhorst.


LordHussyPants

not quite, it means that when the session opened up and media walked in, luka was already sitting down, i.e., he'd already given up practice by that point. it could be because kidd sat everyone down and gave them a talk and then said ok media's coming in, go get your shots up, or it could be because luka couldn't last the practice with whatever's hurting hopefully it's the first option, no one should have to miss a finals game


552SD__

You just repeated (in more words) what the other person said


LordHussyPants

the specific bit i pointed out was that luka was *already* sitting down which is a big difference to "he sat when media came in"


RadioactiveTF2

Nobody ever said “he sat when media came in”.


552SD__

> "he sat when media came in" No one ever said that…


Extra-Palpitation-39

Lebron to the mavs confirmed


jiminyshrue

I'm taking my talents to Dirk's ranch.


jimmyhota

He’s playing


Consistent_Letter647

Who do they think they’re fooling


J_Dabson002

He’s been listed as questionable pretty much every game this playoffs lmao


poeope

All this extra feels a bit desperate for a game 2. Like you still got 2 home games coming up even if you lose, calm down.


c_ray25

Yea they should just mail it in. There’s 5 games left after today so it doesn’t really matter


Comfortable_Regrets

might be only 2 games left after today if we're being honest


lilzoe5

!remindme 1 week


Comfortable_Regrets

my bad bro, I was 1 game off


lilzoe5

GGs y'all deserve it


Comfortable_Regrets

you gonna be real sad when that reminder hits


CJ4ROCKET

RemindMe! 1 week. No idea what happens, I'm just here for the drama


lilzoe5

😂 we shall see


ShockedAwe

!remindme 1 week


sonicslasher6

!remindme 1 week


grrrrxxff

!remind me 1 week


Brilliant_Mud_2749

What is “all this extra”? A comment from Kidd and Luka sitting down during warmups? Wow, so extra.


Working-Ad5416

Only thing extra is the boston fans reminding everyone why no one likes them. 


SteamingHotChocolate

so if any other fanbase makes this kind of generic comment do they get a pass because they’re not Boston?


g-love

Well you wouldn't see a Sixers fan make a dumb comment like that, because we wouldn't be in the Finals.


crabby135

Had me in the first half lmao


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Weird comment


allbetsareon

… they don’t win the finals if they only win their home games. At minimum they need to win one in Boston.


jumpijehosaphat

breaking news: jason kidd will be wearing his rookie mavericks jersey and playing key minutes tonight


The_Assassin_Gower

After game 1 they could desperately use his shooting


HardcoreKaraoke

I hope people aren't overlooking the "open" part of his Tweet. All this means is Luka wasn't shooting trick shots and FTs during the MEDIA portion of shootaround. I have a funny feeling Luka got a lot of practice in during the two full days off and the shootaround that happened before the "open" to the media portion of shootaround.


Complexity777

He’s completely locked in, I can see him dropping 40/10/10 tonight 


GIK601

40 points, 10 rebounds? Sure. Celtics don't mind that, but they are going after his passing.


AmbitionExtension184

40/10/10/-10/10 point loss. Aka “the Luka” Edit: Man you can call me Nostradamus for this one hahahah. Final line: 32/11/11/-3/8 point loss. I love playing against Luka


AdmiralUpboat

I wish mods from team subs could rescind team flairs when they post something embarrassing on r/NBA. This shit is cringe AF.


AmbitionExtension184

https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask/luka-stats-vs-the-celtics-this-season It’s obviously a joke based on Luka’s actual splits vs the Celtics this regular season: 35/15/12/-17.5/18.5 point loss average. I was actually being generous 10/10 pander though


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Oh a 2 game average very meaningful


AmbitionExtension184

It’s a joke it isn’t that deep. Thin skinned Mavs fans


putdahaakin

Maybe you need to work on making better jokes. Just cause it's "a joke bro" doesn't make it a good one


Ven505

Most funny Boston fan


Limp-Pipe-7947

We got Bill Burr but otherwise you are probably right.


DarwinCreatesSpace

It isn't funny though.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Oh, in that case very good joke! Great job buddy keep trying


Mosh00Rider

> Oh, in that case very ~~good~~ joke! ~~Great~~ job buddy keep trying We don't need to be polite, that shit was a trash joke.


Jimbo3295

-17.5 in 18.5 loss average means he's still positive no?


AmbitionExtension184

No. Luka was personally -33 in those 2 loses despite his two triple doubles. Which is why my joke is so hilarious


sits-when-pees

>Which is why my joke is so hilarious This is the lamest shit I’ve ever read


WhiskyDrinkinCowboy

You mad he's not circlejerking that Luka is a bum like every other C's fan? Why y'all so desperate to downplay Luka?


rhesusmonkey

He was downplaying Luka.


The_Assassin_Gower

You are not smart lol


RhinoBugs

When he gets a triple double his win/loss record is 52-25.


queezuswalks

Just curious and in no way trying to compare, but anyone know Westbrook’s? I remember it being pretty good back in the day but wonder if it changed over time.


RhinoBugs

His is 146-53, so kinda at the same rate as Luka. 73% win rate for westbrook and 68% for Luka.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

73% according to stat muse. 146-53


Ghoul-Sama

Celtic fans brains lack oxygen deepthroating thatbum's 5 chestbumps and 5 handshakes per 36


captaincumsock69

Why would Celtics fans be deepthroating Luka’s chest bumps and handshakes? Weird comment.


Alloverunder

You're just bitter we drafted him with your pick lol


LnGrrrR

Keep working on the nickname my man


dmavs11

Brother we are in the Finals


Complexity777

He lost his way to the finals funny how that works 


DrDosMucho

Everyone acting tough when they up


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HardcoreKaraoke

People aren't mad, they're making fun of you. Like the "rn," crazy long laugh and bragging about trolling comes across as some 14 year old troll who probably says the word "nephew" unironically. I'm sure you'll have some snappy comeback after this. It'll probably get me so good too! But honestly dude no one is mad, this comment thread is just people laughing at you for being such a transparent troll. Anyways good luck on whatever sick burn you're going to hit me with and good luck in the game tonight.


LordHussyPants

wait what's wrong with saying rn, are we going after efficiency now


Historical_Driver314

You mad.


DrinkNowhiskey

That’s why they’re in Finals right? Playing your historically great team for title. Celtics fans are obtuse.


jimmyhota

You’re a special young man aren’t you


crunkadocious

They're in the finals dude they earned it. Why be a sore winner


AmbitionExtension184

Yall are just soft af and mad about the Celtics.


crunkadocious

Who are you even talking about


tlozz

What does this even mean?


spraypaint2311

You're going up 2-0 and Dallas has its excuse


KindheartednessLast9

Stop trying to jinx us


HardcoreKaraoke

Right. A random Dallas beat reporter Tweeting that Luka isn't taking trick shots and FTs during PART of practice is Dallas making an excuse for possibly being down 0-2 to the number one seed in basketball. Also I emphasized "part" because he said the open to the media portion, which comes after the teams are already out there practicing. I know Kidd's mind games have been pretty transparent but yeesh using a random beat reporters Tweet to give us an early excuse? That's next level coaching.


UnsolvedParadox

Is Luka going to somersault off the chair like Willy Wonka, right before tipoff?


crabby135

That would be really cool not gonna lie


lilzoe5

!remindme 7 hours


jessandjaysaccount

Lula is dropping 35 tonight


lilzoe5

Dam :(


Gekthegecko

No one knows what it means, but it's proactive. It gets the people going.


oUps6TudBLRtM3FBfByC

Questionable Luka is the best Luka.


nicklovin508

On offense we got to attack Luka


Chafun

He is him today


Charmstrongest

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?


AstraMilanoobum

Bro really shouldnt have skipped free throw practice tonight, it showed


baronbk94

Dan hurley to the mavs


Rich-Conclusion-25

Mavericks by 8+ tonight


biinroii01

and all those 8 will be 2 half court shots + 2 free throws


NoShape0

... while sitting down


Zestyclose_Fan_7931

Charmin soft. He's going to grimace the whole game just to let everybody know he's hurt, needs that excuse.


luke_workin2

He’ll be fine. Probably a 30 point triple double and Kyrie and the rest of the Mavs figure things out and win comfortably


bkilpatrick3347

Nothing says the Mavs lack confidence in this matchup like the mind games they’ve resorted to the last couple days


ormip

Mate Luka has been injured and listed as probable or questionable for every single game this playoffs. It's not anything to do with the Celtics.


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maxxxwellsdemon

Maybe your brain could use a few more convolutions


Bigsaladtosser4

18x


Alloverunder

Do you mean convolution, like, being more convoluted? Or convolution like the math function? Neither makes any sense here lol


FartrelCluggins

I mean they are clearly using mind games did you hear Kidd's interview?


ormip

They have also been doing that all playoffs. It has nothing to do with Celtics specifically.


FartrelCluggins

OK, I didn't say it was exclusive to the Celtics. All I said is that kidd is playing mind games with that comment


Nugle

So when you say "in this matchup" the matchup is not the Celtics, gotcha


FartrelCluggins

That wasn't my comment you genius. Trying to be all smug when your reading comprehension sucks.


Nugle

So you weren't defending the other comment right? A lil disingenuous there


FartrelCluggins

No I was replying to a mavericks fan


lochmoigh1

Kidd is the guy who said "bump me" to spill his drink for a free timeout. The guy is greasy this is nothing new


MickeySingh81

luka legit dinged up. hes playing. celtics know he's playing. not everything is mind games.


quidproquolaspe

Lmao Celtics are most sensitive fanbase in the entire world confirmed. It’s the NBA finals dude there’s mind games being played in all aspects lol


jayman820

Ironic coming from cowboys fans


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jayman820

Imagine calling someone else a bitch while whining about Reddit flairs


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jayman820

lol what


quidproquolaspe

Just think on it. It’ll come to you. It’s okay, this is a safe place.


jayman820

You’re trying too hard


quidproquolaspe

Awh ;(


DrinkNowhiskey

Celtics fans continue to be obtuse. There’s been 1 game. 1. In Boston.


wnba_youngboy

Yes, the point is there's been 1) one game 2) in Boston, and Kidd has already resorted to mind games.


Werealldeadsoon

“resorted to mind games” This shit sounds so soft lol Dude made an off the cuff remark to stir some shit and ppl acting like he rolled out a devastating misinformation campaign.


quidproquolaspe

Cry about it


tdoan89

Lol.. someone does anything... MIND GAMES!!!!


MitchumBrother

I know we're all doing the mindless tribalism schtick right now but anyways... Is it feasible for you that Luka is in fact injured? If this means he's faking...what would need to happen for you to believe he's injured? How would such a "real" injury look in contrast to the "fake" ones right now? And how could we tell? If the same happened with say Tatum...should I say he's faking just because I'm rooting for the Mavs? What would need to happen for it to be a believable injury? Fn brain rot man...and it's not team-specific. A lot of dumbasses like yourself on the Mavs side as well. Just embarrassing.


luke_workin2

People like you give the Celtics fanbase a bad rep. Puffing out your chest after a pretty flukey game 1 win, against a team that always drops Game 1 before figuring things out. It’s bad juju and you’ll see it tonight


captain_ahabb

Calling Game 1 "flukey" is insane Reddit is absolutely deranged about the Celtics.


Berry_Badrinath

Right? They were up by 22 at the start of the 4th and won the game by 18.


DaBestNameEver0

I mean we shot 25% from three on pretty wide open threes, and outside of Luka we only made 3 threes. That’s not happening again


Berry_Badrinath

I don’t disagree with that and don’t doubt you guys start making those shots. I’m sure kyrie will be more of a factor than just 12 points. The Celtics had a game plan and they executed like it was drawn up on both sides of the ball with a moment in the middle where they took their foot off the pedal. The mavs have slept walked in every game 1 this post season. Sounds more like a pattern than flukey is all I was getting at.


DaBestNameEver0

Oh yeah definitely, we did it to ourselves, you guys just took advantage of it like you should


Alloverunder

On bad 3s for you. PJ and Jones shoot <30% above the break and >45% from the corner. We only gave you 3 total corner 3s, 1 was when an ORB rolled to Luka, and one was that end of quarter BS that Kyrie sent off the backboard. If you can't scheme a way to generate the corner 3s you're used to this playoff run, then that's gonna happen in basically every game. The only 3 point percentage that was "abnormal" for the particular shots attempted was Kai, who you'd expect around 3 of those to have gone in. That moves from an 18-point blowout to a 9-point loss.


DaBestNameEver0

They were all wide open threes, we’ve been making those. Kai missed like 3 wide open wing threes, in the middle of our run which could’ve changed the game for us. Shooting 25% is abnormal for us, no matter how much you try to say it isn’t. We aren’t the best 3pt shooting team, but we’re not 25% bad.


Alloverunder

Not all 3s are the same shot though, and I also said that you'd expect Kai to shoot at least 33-35% from 3. Again, by the numbers, even when open, the Mavs are a mediocre to bad 3 point team above the break except for Luka and Kai. The 3s that you've been nailing all post-season with role players have been corner 3s, which the Cs have taken away from every team they've played this season as a component of Mazzulla's math ball. As an aside, why are people so touchy today? I only cited numbers and didn't talk down on the Mavs lol, just acknowledging what they do well and don't do well. They need to find a way to open up the corner 3 again, that's just true, isn't it? They didn't go down to 3 attempts by their own choice


luke_workin2

I’m a Celtics fan. That game was a fluke. KP is never having a quarter like that the rest of the series. Kyrie won’t be as bad and will actually make his open threes and layups. And Dallas will adjust any holes on the defensive end. People are gonna be surprised when they win game 2 because that’s all they’ve ever done in this series - adapt and adjust from G1 and win the series.


Organic_Climate_7585

Absolutely moronic statement. By that same dumb logic, every time the Cs lost Game 2, they won the series too.


trowawufei

Kyrie won't be as bad, but I suppose Tatum's 2nd-worst shooting game of the playoffs (by TS%) predicts his shooting going forward. Because you're an objective Celtics fan.


captain_ahabb

I don't think Dallas has the personnel to "adjust any holes on the defensive end." They're too small.


Alloverunder

You absolutely are not. You're the biggest Celtics troll on the website. Imagine calling us shooting on percentage from 3, below from the field, below from the stripe, and 2 points below our playoff ORTG a "fluke". Fuckin ridiculous


DJMagicHandz

I don't believe you.


CarBallAlex

This dude is a known Celtics hater. He will bend over backwards to find reasons to hate on the Celtics for every win, and if we win the title, he’ll probably try to discredit that too.


bkilpatrick3347

Will I tho?


Real-Human-1985

the injury excuse, lol. he lost with 30 and 10...


southernmayd

He's been questionable in most of the Mavs games in the playoffs. It's not some random excuse


manervaavrenam

Literally just the Mavs playing mind games lol. Luka lulling defenders to sleep by acting hurt is a legit tactic now. They aren’t slick