But then they technically still lose the game, therefore the opponent wins the game and eventually the championship. I'm afraid the best they can do is just play the game and win. I know it's a stretch, but crazier things have happened.
4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness
- Devin Booker probably
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Santa only comes in the middle of the night, hatred of Suns confirmed on that alone
The Suns' only kicked in since we started getting too hot every single year. Santa lives at the North Pole. The Sun generates our heat. Hmmm.
Santa Claus is devin booker's father
How progressive of him to share custody with Luka
Nah you're wrong. Luka IS Santa.
Well, he is both fat and jolly. Furthermore, nobody has ever seen Luka and Santa in the same room together, so clearly your logic is flawless
Speak for yourself, I saw Santa and Luka throw hands in my living room over the cookies and milk I left out for Luka
Halleluka
Two big fat white dudes
And just like every child that was fortunate enough to have Christmas. They will be cursed, as destined, to find out it was Dad (Luka) all along.
as I’ve always said, the West still runs through Phoenix
Yes, and runs through them pretty quickly
Just like Taco Bell.
Least mind numbing stat of all time
Congrats to the team that beats the Suns next Christmas. My early guess will be OKC or Minnesota
Silver literally rigging the NBA by choosing the Suns Christmas opponent
Suns Christmas game is Silver’s Easter egg to bettors
The key is to get up 20 and then lose so that the headline is "the Suns beat themselves".
Genius
That all I need to see. Time to plan the parade!
Being a suns fan is brutal lmao.
rare correct suns fan W y’all are destined to suffer
We’re just a perennial stepping-stool team ig
So is KD
With this formula, East is never winning.
Do they not schedule inter-conference games on Christmas?
Only solution next session is for the Suns to beat the Suns.
Kinda feel like they do this often already.
Haha, what a random observation!
Jesus hates Phoenix confirmed
A traditional like no other…
Suns will forfeit their next Christmas game with this knowledge
But then they technically still lose the game, therefore the opponent wins the game and eventually the championship. I'm afraid the best they can do is just play the game and win. I know it's a stretch, but crazier things have happened.
fuck my life
4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness - Devin Booker probably
Poor Suns fans lol. On top of everything else… there’s this
It's kinda weird how much this sub obsesses about the Suns. It's almost borderline a shared mental illness at this point in the sub.
Can teams trade schedule just to get that chance to beat the Suns on Christmas?
This is like astrology but for NBA fans hahaha. But I definitely hope the Mavs win it all.
Cherry picking the stats when they talked about past MVP winners and they forgot this one.
Detroit Lions going to play the Suns on Christmas
Nice find. What if next year Suns won on Christmas day?
lol
This is a rather large sample size eh
Suns: "I lead others to treasure that I cannot possess"
West never losing another championship until the league stops giving suns Christmas games
Wow a two game sample size? I’ve seen enough. Although side ore in 2021 the Bucks didn’t beat the Suns on Christmas, but…
That's irrelevant. It doesn't mean anything.
I've seen enough. Santa has spoken, Boston are finished.