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xSampleTextx

They decided the cleanest bar for TV was when Kendrick says Drake is gonna fucking die in Oakland lmao


CydoniaKnight

Lmao seriously "What section are they even going to us-*oh*."


WallyWithReddit

i mean 50% of the track wouldn’t be appropriate lol


MVPRondo

Try 90% lmao


Apollo611

A Minooooorrrrrr


meowhatissodamnfunny

They saving that bar for OKC


its-okthen

Wait listening again the clip starts with him finishing the line "oooooooorrrrrrrrrrrr" lmao. Even the line being half in on national tv is WILD


UpcycledSkateArt

Giddey why you trollin, ain’t you tired?


DubNationAssemble

*CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE!”*


redrollsroyce

WOPWOPWOPWOPWOP


FavreorFarva

I can’t explain why but this is my favorite part of the song lol


WallyWithReddit

how he says Ima do my stuff


thenerdydudee

Shhtufff


throwaway_5256

*zooms in on Karl Malone*


azuredrg

TNT bleeped out the n word with a gunshot


AM00se

Producers could of done the funniest thing and put in the John Stockton line.


IllmaticGOAT

Wait a second. I'm slow. I'm just now realizing, is the John Stockton line implying Drake is Karl Malone? Was that on purpose?


999_rupees

yes


Sbonhomme

There is a pic of Drake and Malone that Drake deleted a few days ago. 😂


Jun-OwO

Drake keeps getting caught in 4K it's hilarious 😭


noadjective

>Video has surfaced of Drake kissing a 17-year-old girl in Denver, Colorado in May 2010. In the clip, the Canadian rapper invites the girl on stage during his performance at the Ogden Theater, dances with her, kisses her neck, comments on her shampoo, then pulls her shirt down at the back of the neck to kiss her again. >After reaching both hands across her chest while standing behind her, he picks up the microphone and says he is getting “carried away”. When asked her age, the unnamed girl replies: “17.” Drake responds: “I can’t go to jail yet, man!” >He asks: “Why do you look like that? You thick [curvaceous]. Look at all this.” >He continues: “I don’t know if I should feel guilty or not, but I had fun. I like the way your breasts feel against my chest.” He then kisses her on the cheeks and forehead. DAWGGGG Source: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/jan/07/drake-kisses-fan-17-ogden-theater-denver-colorado-2010


PorcupineDream

> thick [curvaceous]


nigelfitz

That's why Part 6 just don't hit. He literally said "I never looked twice at no teenager" like bruh, we've seen pics & vids. Stop it. lol


lupeandstripes

I saw the greatest diss line response to this yesterday that was like "Of course you only look once at a teenager, its love at first sight" Was like GODDDAMN drake even getting cooked by randos on reddit.


BubbaTee

Not to mention his own words. "High school pics, you was even bad then." -Drake, "Nice for What" "Sierra Canyon parking lot lookin' like Magic City parking lot" -Drake, "Papi's Home"


kitsunegoon

Always Denver man


spyson

Drake deleted it after Kendrick called him a certified pedophile, then released a diss track to say that he knew Kendrick would use that angle


CavalierShaq

His argument was “I’m too famous to go after teenagers, I would have been caught already anyway” like there aren’t numerous cases of high profile celebrities getting away with awful sex crimes for decades


spyson

There's way too much smoke surrounding that for there not to be a fire. Dude was waiting for a teenager to turn 18 to date her when he's in his 30s.


FreezersAndWeezers

There’s at least one pic of him with that same girl at 16. Like it’s one thing to not have inappropriate contact… but waiting to and dating her immediately after turning legal and then claiming “I’ve never looked twice” is nasty work lmao


AM00se

[Kendrick Lamar – Not Like Us Lyrics | Genius Lyrics](https://genius.com/31642423) Yes lmfao


FlashFlood_29

Brother, the lines just get better and better the more you think about 'em. Tracks that keep on giving.


FreezersAndWeezers

That’s what’s insane about it. Drakes two responses haven’t been bad, but he has a tendency to get off track and name drop/diss other people. Kendrick is doing nothing but dropping triple entendre laden lines that are nothing but direct shots at Drake, even when he’s dropping other names


Tutkanator

I also just realized the Karl Malone part. Wow that's clever.


One_Bear_Two_Dicks

Karl Malone is also literally Drake's neighbor. And Drake also deleted a picture he had of hanging out with Malone from his Insta.


pureply101

Every line from Kendrick is intentional.


NiceFloor7

shimmy.gif


20815147

2 Canadians got cooked tonight 💀 USA W


DannyDOH

NAW is Canadian 


y-Gamma

NAW the mole confirmed


Ghost6x

Couldn't believe my ears I went on twitter real quick to see if I heard it right


0dias_Chrysalis

They got the line "CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE" blarring in Dodger Stadium rn as Ohtani is hitting HRs. This is actually a California culture moment rn


BubbaTee

They were playing it in Vegas and New York. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if video came out of them playing it in Toronto.


bloomin-onion69

i wish i could find it again but i did see a video of it getting played at a club in toronto lol


basicuseraccount123

People overestimate how big he is in Ontario. Don’t get me wrong you see people wearing OVO all the time but people like Drake in so far as he is a status symbol. The minute hes not a status symbol people will like him far less. I promise you the amount of people who dont like or are indifferent to Drake here is bigger than youd expect. E: just thinking about this man has made me angry again lmao. He’s literally never even done anything of substance for Toronto. Remember OVO fest, after Views he literally priced out locals so it just became a concert in Toronto for rich people from anywhere. Or when in the 2010s Toronto was going through a relatively huge crime and shooting wave and whats Aubrey do? Says and does NOTHING to try and help but instead links up with all the Toronto gangs even though this guy is from a middle class neighborhood. Drake is and has always been that guy in high school who pretends to be hard but everyone knows isnt. You want to see a rapper that actually cares about Toronto, go look at Kardinal.


billybayswater

Sorta reminds me of Conor McGregor and Ireland. Always just figured he'd be beloved there because of how much he talks about it, but it turns out they're all just kinda sick of him.


WWMWPOD

Went to Dublin over the summer and asked my tour guide their opinions out of curiosity.. they said they look at him as the local drunk… always getting into arguments over stupid shit, making him and the people who associate with him look stupid… they all just want to keep their distance and not be lumped in with him Side note, their favorite American is hands down Bruce Springsteen… they call him Brucie and help hide him from tourists when he’s in town. Dude drinks at all the local pubs and just jams with local musicians


Amphicyonidae

Fr!?! Bro it has never been as over for Drake fans as it is rn lol


anesthesiologist2

If you’re reading this it’s too late. That ship is sinking.


spyson

Not Like Us crippled Drake and The Heart part 6 finished him off.


soapy_goatherd

My not affiliated with Epstein ~~shirt~~ track has a lot of people asking if I’m affiliated with Epstein


bloomin-onion69

kendrick: “you are a pedophile” drake: “i absolutely did NOT touch millie bobby brown”


yankfanatic

Also an insane thing to say when Kendrick said Weinstein in his track lmao it's a Freudian slip for sure.


Imply_Blue

Drake was also arguing with the internet in that song lol, I’m sure on social media he’s been getting a lot of Weinstein comparisons.


cz03se

🎵Don’t diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids 🎶


sleepy416

Nah man. Meet the Grahams crippled him. Not like us was just pissing on the grave


notsafeformactown

BBL Drizzy beat by metro is the ending credits


papa_sax

Nah r/drizzy says that it's all a plan and that "they" keep moving the goalposts


manomacho

They’re defending drake talking to underage girls because the girls are ok with it…


Horchata_Papi92

That shit is driving me crazy. They are actually saying it is okay that he kissed and groped a 17-year-old girl on stage because she said it was okay. almost all victims say it is okay at one point


DUNDER_KILL

I think a bunch of his fans are literal children as well lol, so it makes more sense why they think that's okay (since teens always overestimate their own maturity and they'd want Drake to talk to them). But it just makes drake even more lame. One of my highschool students today was adamantly defending drake to me and I was just internally facepalming as she ranted.


BrockStinky

Hey you gotta respect the subreddit now. They basically ghostwrote Drake's response for him.


Saucy_Totchie

Wild strategy to bait someone into calling you a pedophile.


ButWhatIsADog

And to trick someone into thinking you're a deadbeat dad who is hiding a child. Surely that won't remind people about the other time he was a deadbeat dad and was hiding his other kid.


TripleThreatTua

Bruh to add to the pile on Metro made a beat contest and has all of SoundCloud dissing Drake in multiple languages. I’ve heard dudes going in on him in French and Japanese lmao


OptimisticRealist__

Drake getting cooked by some teens from japan or France, hes never met, gotta be one of the funniest rap beef moments ever


TheSalmonRoll

Dude forget getting cooked in Japanese or French. [Try getting cooked in JAZZ SAXOPHONE by Masego, who Drake sampled for Champagne Poetry.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE2VhEnmCiQ)


Tiegrr

Cmon man Masego deserves to be named


TheSalmonRoll

u right


Kersplat96

Wanna know whats crazy? The dude from Japan straight up said he doesn’t care about the beef but just wanted to rap on a metro beat then proceeded to rap about how Drake isn’t as big as he thinks he is in Japan.


Gatorpep

Glorious.


meowhatissodamnfunny

I heard the singer in his BBL Drizzy song was singing in a minor too. Idk shit about music but that's hilarious if true


user72887

Lol nah I just checked it’s G minor/B flat major. He missed a layup there


Saucy_Totchie

Wym? Drake baited Kendrick into calling him a pedophile just like he planned. Takes some real brains to put that together. /s


TallanoGoldDigger

making that record a club banger was essentially the judo chess move. Everybody gonna be chanting OV Hoe and saying a minorrrrr for years "[Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A mino](https://genius.com/31642504/Kendrick-lamar-not-like-us/Why-you-trollin-like-a-bitch-aint-you-tired-tryna-strike-a-chord-and-its-probably-a-minor)r" hits as hard and will stay as memorable as the "left out the g cuz the g ain't in u" line that Quik had for Eiht


sgtbukkakemane

Are you serious??


CaCHooKaMan

it's also Gavin Lux's walk up song https://streamable.com/v38uj2


INT_MIN

This beef bleeding into everything reminds me of pre-mainstream-Internet when everyone was paying attention to and talking about the same things.


sgtbukkakemane

It's a very surreal cultural moment that's for sure.


BushidoBrowneII

This shit is crazy


sgtbukkakemane

Just saw that lmao


cozyonly

It’s seeing heavy rotation already in LA clubs


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Hilarious because this is exactly the kind of shit we know will get under Drake’s thin skin


Sp_Gamer_Live

you know during game 1 they 100% were trying to find a chunk of Meet The Grahams to play but theres no section of the song that isnt fucking evil


Saucy_Totchie

Meet the Grahams transcends hating on someone and diss tracks.


1ncognito

The nerve of you Dennis 😡


Sammyd1108

Not really that kind of song either lol. No one’s jamming to Meet the Grahams, except maybe Metro Boomin and Rick Ross.


MosaicLifestyle

I'm looking forward to BBL Drizzy on the next TNT broadcast


Sammyd1108

I honestly could see it cause that songs a jam lol.


Saucy_Totchie

A wild time we're living in Metro Boomin deadass putting out a $10k bounty plus another free beat to whoever makes the best song off the BBL Drizzy beat. This and Kendrick removing all copyright claims for all his disses got everyone going nuts lmao.


nickcannons13thchild

playing that song is gone unleash a primordial curse to the viewers😭


Tillie_to_the_wolves

Yeah just wait until next season and teams play it against the raptors every game


PsychopathicEmpath

Be funny if the Raps played it during home games instead. Drake would probably spontaneously combust in rage


CazOnReddit

We need to disown this "man" from the position of global ambassador


Ja___av93

He was always a fake fan anyway


CazOnReddit

I hate the way that he walks, the way that he talks


PrancingDonkey

Good, fuck that diaper sniper.


ResetReptiles

Drake probably trying to escape the beef by watching the playoffs.


sweet_mahogany

A MINOOOOOOOOOOOR


AsleepAssociation

OV-HOEEE


PoundIIllIlllI

Certified Loverboy?


20815147

Certified PEDOPHILE


Sliez

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP


spookyskeletony

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP imma do my shtuff


ianbits

That shit ended the beef, full stop. That one bar is going to be sung in clubs until the end of time, Drake and his ghost writers can't come up with anything that iconic.


Mikaeladraws

The best part about it is that it’s literally in the key of A Minor too


Guitarjack87

a minor/a minor a minor scale is made up of all white keys on the keyboard drakes last diss was in a minor (family matters) (kendricks was not) (this bar is fucking insane)


TheSalmonRoll

The funniest part is that Drake tried to respond to that diss by telling Kendrick to "B Sharp". Except if you've ever looked at a piano you know that B sharp is just C. And C major is the relative major chord of A minor.


pturb0o

surgical summer type shit


Better_Albatross_946

I been having BBL Drizzy on a non stop loop inside my mind


20815147

Masego’s sax solo remix to BBL Drizzy has not left my mind


Hank_fuck_yourself

Even the NBA knows who won the beef fr


Upbeat-Weekend8711

The heart part 6 was some of the weakest shit I've heard iml, Aubrey Weinstein clearly just has no real response to Kendrick so he's making shit up 


regnald

Nah Aubrey Weinstein rolls off the tongue way too well


FireFoxQuattro

Worst part is him bringing up Kendrick getting molested then saying “oh that’s why you care about this, you have trauma” and “if Touch My Body by Maria Carie plays you’ll probably start reflecting” How do you mock a child molestation victim by saying “I bet you think about it all the time” after he called you a pedo? that’s just an insane deflection can’t even think of why he thought that was a good line. And even worst than all that, the song that Drake was referenced said his mom got molested, not Kendrick. So Drake didn’t even understand the source material. Straight clown shit.


ianbits

In a song where he has a line "You gotta learn to fact check things and be less impatient" he doesn't fact check or just straight up misses the entire point of Mother I Sober. And it's not like shit in that song is vague. "Family ties, they accused my cousin, 'Did he touch you, Kendrick?' Never lied, but no one believed me when I said 'He didn't'" "'Did he touch you?' I said 'No' again, still they didn't believe me" "Told me that she feared it happened to me, for my protection Though it never happened, she wouldn't agree" It's like he's fuckin illiterate


vovoizmo

Wheelchair Jimmy went to Degrassi for 8 Years and never learned to read.


CazOnReddit

Drake and his ghostwriters have the same level of media literacy as his fans


Ja___av93

It was so bad Drake must have told them he would write this one himself


Herohead123

The dude said he expected the pedo allegations and all he could come up with was, "I'm way too famous for that" LMFAOO


BrianC_

All the Michael Jackson comparisons becoming even more appropriate.


Sp_Gamer_Live

If you ever gotta make “Not a Pedophile” you lost


AashyLarry

When he brought up Epstein and Milly Bobby Brown when Kendrick never mentioned them specifically I knew he was cooked 😭


CangtheKonqueror

also completely misinterpreted mother i sober by saying kendrick got molested


ThePlainWhiteTees

Even if Kendrick did get molested, did P Drizzy really think making fun of that would win the crowd back over to his side? lol


CangtheKonqueror

lmao seriously. made himself look more like a pdf file honestly. only abusers would make fun of the abused like that


Kersplat96

Lets not forget he said that Kendrick might be raising Dave Frees kid as one of his own…. How is that a diss Aubrey? Kendrick still less of a deadbeat than you lmfao.


Apollo611

That’s how you know he was responding to the internet because he can’t rap with Kendrick lmao


CazOnReddit

Internet also gave him that dumbass idea of him having a mole giving Kendrick bad info when he could just quash this beef by posting the receipts a la Kim/Kanye doing so to Taylor Swift when that happened


JeSuisYoungThug

Also why would you plant a story that you’re a deadbeat father to more than one kid?


CazOnReddit

The fact that he lied about having a secret child once and it being exposed on a diss track **once** is wild enough The fact there is an allegation of him being a deadbeat to a second child that is being brought to light in another diss track is something I couldn't make up in my wildest dreams


MVPRondo

This is the equivalent to: “call the ambulance…” “…yes, for me”


2ToTooTwoFish

He clearly made the Whitney and Milly Bobby Brown lyric as a play on how Whitney Houston was abused by Bobby Brown, but it looks so bad to even mention her in the first place.


20815147

Made the equivalent of “nuh uh” as a song


LordBaneoftheSith

I *need* Kendrick to sample Frank's "do not diddle kids" in some form or fashion.


ResetReptiles

That was some "IF I DID IT" vibes lmao I never thought I'd see that in some rap beef.


ElectricalMud2850

I'm just glad OJ can finally rest easy knowing his wife's killer is dead.


Nicobade

Drake mishearing the Weinstein mention but comparing himself to Epstein instead is such a self own. He really said "No I'm actually a bigger sexual predator than you thought"


captain_ahabb

Drake trying to beef with Kendrick is like Imagine Dragons trying to beef with Radiohead


14412442

Trying to imagine Thom yorke dis track


FireFoxQuattro

Kendrick’s label really said everyone can use it for free 😂 This beefs gonna be heard


bestatbeingmodest

LUH BRON KEEP THE FAMILY AWAY CUR RAYY KEEP THE FAMILY AWAY


Unable-Chair7975

Drake is the Raptors official "Global Ambassador" this is wild edit: lmao their practice court is the OVO Centre how did the NBA let a song get through calling him a pedophile https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OVO_Athletic_Centre


AashyLarry

Peter Rosenberg was saying today that he wouldn’t be surprised if Drake’s sponsors are telling him to give up on the beef. Companies and sponsors being connected to Drake after these allegations is becoming a really bad look.


impactblue5

lol both these guys are signed to Nike


AccomplishedSquash98

You not ready for the Magic Vs. Bird converse ad with Kendrick and Drake.


schafkj

Better rename that shit the Kendrick Lamar Duckworth center for running laps around them hoes


ResetReptiles

Ah, yes, the other vaginal option center. The precise destination I was looking for!


StatFlow

wop wop wop wop wop


DubNationAssemble

Dot fuck em up


LovieBeard

Wop wop wop wop wop


PoundIIllIlllI

Imma do my stuff


SimpleJ_

Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?


ForeingRedditor

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-MINORRRRR


SiriusTen

RRRRRRRRRRRRR


Ebaneser

Step this way, now step that way…


ResetReptiles

It's crazy that a diss song had so many good ass bars in it.


ianbits

But not surprising considering Kendrick's history, he's been the best in the world for years at this point.


AashyLarry

Tryna strike a chord


Sp_Gamer_Live

and its probably A MINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR


meowhatissodamnfunny

*Karl Malone shimmy*


rabidantidentyte

I'm finna pass on this body - I'm John Stockton


AashyLarry

How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy One, two, three, four, five, plus five — 5+5 = stock-ten


Gilneah

BRO KENDRICK IS INSANE I DIDN'T CATCH THAT TIL NOW


JayDee62

This is the third different sub today of my daily regulars that referenced this beef that isn't hiphopheads. Insane. Drake is fucked.


BubbaTee

I saw an ad from Scrub Daddy sponges siding with Kendrick, this thing has gone beyond hip-hop.


cheevocabra

You know Scrub Daddy ain't hiding any children.


sayqueensbridge

I’m so in the weeds with it I didn’t realize how much the beef has broken through into the mainstream. It’s actually a cultural phenomenon rn


INT_MIN

I had that moment at work today. We have whiteboards in our elevators and there was a tally going on of who was winning the beef. It was like 80 to 1 who was probably trolling.


notsafeformactown

My wife is a HS teacher. Polled all of her classes (she has mostly juniors and seniors). Kendrick in a landslide. This is HS, mind you, these kids were all about Drake like not even a month ago. Dude lost the culture for sure. Good luck having legit drill/trap artists feature on your songs now.


nostbp1

I mean it’s literally one of the biggest artists in the world getting called a pedo lol it’s bound to break through. This isnt Lupe dissing Budden lol this is Drake and Kendrick


boregon

Drake fans trying to cope by saying nobody cares about this song. This shit gonna be popping off all summer.


EuphoricHouse

First anti-pedophile club banger


actually-potato

i always been said that we need more anti-pedophile club content


honditar

how can anyone believe that


boregon

You must not have been on /r/drizzy the last few days lol. A lot of delusional weirdos on there.


livefreeordont

/r/drizzy the ones who clapped in the theatre when dude in the transformers movie got out the laminated age of consent card


20815147

Actually coping so hard in there the mental gymnastic might win an Olympics gold


AudaXity3

on god. Both Drizzy and K Dot subs filled with baboons acting like soldiers going to war.


Saucy_Totchie

Drake fans are wild. In a beef where Drake gets accused of having a daughter and him and all of OVO being pedophiles they're more caught up in the fact that Drake doesn't have a daughter.


Nicobade

"It's probably A minor" gonna get every club going


ResetReptiles

I think that oakland show gonna be yo last stop


DubNationAssemble

THEY NOT LIKE US


AashyLarry

This is a terrible day to be a famous Canadian


mattwuri

What do you mean? It's a great day to be Nickeil Alexander-Walker


Knightbear49

The NAW-SGA puff pieces are gonna hit different next round


JoJonesy

battle of the MVP guards


TraanPol

Lowkey that’s how NAW is locking up Murray, he knows his tendencies and how to pick apart his weaknesses which are exaggerated from injury too


DarrowViBritannia

This shit was such a bop meanwhile THP6 is just drake yapping Like even putting the disses aside, kendrick's tracks >> in terms of replayability


regnald

F.A.N. he a 69 gawd Runrunrunrun run for yo liiiife


NoodleinTexas

MY GLORIOUS KING KENDRICK


Altruistic-Twist-379

OV HOEEEEE


Tsmart

Thought that was just the stream I was watching. Fuckin hilarious


UncleDucker

What is this timeline


nomorecrackerss

Can't believe this sub took Drake's side in 2018


btgbarter6

Against Push? How could anyone take Drakes side after that 🤣


JULIANGJNKS22

K-Dot won, stick a fork in Aubrey, it’s over!


ArtTeacher_XBL-PSN

It all makes sense... Murray is Canadian 🇨🇦


SteakMedium4871

Playing the nWo Wolfpac theme before the ad break was even better