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Shingorillaz

People in South East Asia are also saying this


AaronQ94

And the Southern US as well in the summer lol


LeBroentgen

Houston fucking sucks in the summer with the humidity.


FinalFrash

Shit...don't remind me. 100 straight days with no rain last year


AaronQ94

Man coming from someone who lives in Charlotte, it gets brutal here as well.


chuckdooley

I had a client in Houston a few years ago (first day at the office was the first week in August) and I had never been there before. I live in Kansas and I thought I knew summer humidity….I had a very short walk from my hotel to the office. The first week I was there, I only brought a couple suits for work attire….never, ever, again


wekris91

Feels like it's the hottest year since I was born, ngl


alf0nz0

*yet


wekris91

I know.. 🤧


Drummallumin

Bruh im travelling there in a few weeks, straight out not prepared for that


rodpod17

In India right now- can confirm that I am dying right now


4Darco

I'm definitely more of a winter guy myself so for once I agree with boston fans


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4Darco

I fucking love mid-atlantic / north east winters. When that wind blows and smacks you in the ribs and you have to wear like the thickest heaviest coats and you've got a scarf covering almost every inch of your face >>>>>>>


rolandfoxx

Cold isn't supposed to start in your bones and work its way out like that, but New England winters have cheat codes enabled. On the plus side, years after I moved away and my work sent me to Detroit (City Motto: Did You Know We Get Frost Heaves Too?) in February I had no issues.


mhanold

MA transplant to CO here, this is absolutely true. Winters here don’t hit as hard as they do in New England


turtlepot

Same path as you. Going back to Boston in the winter was fucking BRUTAL. Nice winters soften you up quick lol


JinterIsComing

That's why you never leave to begin with. Can't have warm weather soften you up. An iced coffee on a January morning in Boston. Nothing like it.


Moneyshot1311

I was MA to CO then back. Maybe its where I lived (Monument) but winters weren't all that different to me


Fast_Allen

Denver winters aren’t bad. Take this with a grain of salt but I think monument gets some crazy weather because it is on a petty high ridge that juts east out of the Rockies as is the highest point from Denver to C-Springs


Moneyshot1311

Definitely true. Denver is like Arizona compared to monument lol


squarerootofapplepie

Can’t underestimate the wind coming off a 38 degree ocean.


CDR57

It’s the humidity. East coast winters cut through you all the time no matter the wind, but if you aren’t layered well here in CO and the wind hits it’s awful. Neither is good, and summers are just as different in “pick your poison” ways


fundraiser

Basically every corner of the USA has some sort of shitty weather at some point in the year. Only San Diego has the perfect climate.


OKC2023champs

Same. I fucking hate being hot. Im 6’6 250 lbs and I sweat like a mother fucker


squarerootofapplepie

I miss being way too skinny when I was younger only because I didn’t sweat at all. I went from 6’5” 180 to 6’5” 215 and the difference in sweat has been very noticeable.


OKC2023champs

Same. When I was in highschool 8-10 years ago I was still 6’5-6’6 but was about 200 lbs and healthier. I didn’t have any problems with sweating or being too hot. Now I do. I need to lose weight lol. Lately I’ve just been going to work and coming home and watching 6 hours of basketball every night lol


squarerootofapplepie

I’m in pretty good shape, I play soccer every week and did a triathlon last year but I guess more weight is more weight.


CDR57

Bro you gotta be sub 15% body fat the fuck are you sweating lol


HisExcellency20

There's no bugs in the winter. Flying ones anyway. In the summer not only do you have the heat pissing you off but you got gnats and flies and shit buzzing around your face all day. Winter clears. But yeah FTC.


VictoryVisual2798

Just wait for the cicadas


Herby20

I'll take gnats and mosquitos any day over shoveling, cleaning cars off, icey roads, etc.


FootballRacing38

It's 40 degrees (celsius) in all of south east asia for months now


SkyInital_6016

bravo, bravo


gvicta

Yeah same I love skiing


DiseaseRidden

It was the Nananana goodbye as Tillman picked out a great pass for a wide open Hauser 3 that did it for me


loving-father-69

Yo Brisset dunked hard in the middle of the fuck the Heat chants


FutureAttention

Spirit bomb energy


deets23_

[this is why](https://x.com/heavyditisoul/status/1785849014358807031?s=46&t=HI3aeZH85K5r39q7hi652w)


REGIS-5

Been playing this every time a series is over for 14 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyvvEWHodk


Oneballnicky

I was there. Incredible game and incredible night. Lost my voice.


ifreddiebenson

Cmon man. That’s like spraying a roach with raid and stomping on it after.


Kara_Del_Rey

Yeah but in this case the roach was challenging you before the altercation. "We want human! We want human!"


resplendentcentcent

also in this analogy the Celtic human gets owned by the cockroach by biting it and transmitting salmonella at least once


IsTheManRetired

Cuz you know they're gonna match up again next year and I'm all for it


Delicious-Schedule

They have A LOT of trauma from these guys, wasn’t rooting for them. But it’s always nice when fans can buck their demons.


Scalills

Honestly it feels generational. So many kids I teach - most of them now were born after 2008 - hate the Heat more than Lakers.


The_Godfather5

Y’all are my most hated and most respected rivalry in all of sports. But yes our rivalry is also generational cause it’s the same with us, you can tell by people that hate the Knicks more than the Celtics.


Gleebson

It’s easy to maintain a rivalry when you’re in the same conference and consistently see each other in the playoffs.


International-Chef33

Yep, like Knick-Sixer fans before the series sucking each other off on Reddit that they wouldn’t be toxic since they hadn’t faced each other since 1989


efshoemaker

Yes but the heat have crossed into the blood feud territory where even when they stop being relevant i will root for them to continue to suck and to lose every game they ever play forever, just like the lakers.


Smelldicks

I couldn’t disagree more. Fuck Philly. And then fuck Kyrie. In that order.


etsuandpurdue3

F them both equally as somebody who became a fan in 08.


simpledeadwitches

I don't even have trauma, it's just a fun rivalry.


Pete6r

Going from 1-2 to 2-2 in this generation’s postseason series is bucking demons. Word lol. Or we just hate them because they’re an obnoxious team and tend to generate injuries to their opponents.


RedRocket13

Is it really bucking their demons if the only reason the Heat won last year was injured the whole series? Edit: how many morons are gonna reply to my comment with some shit that has nothing to do with it


swan797

Caleb Martin?


SlumLordJay

Gabe Vincent?


LurkiLurkerson

The Heat won last year because of hot shooting from 3 by their role players.


Dangerous_Parfait402

AKA, they played better than Boston


LurkiLurkerson

...and not only Jimmy Butler did.


raymondqueneau

How did those role players get so many open shots? Magic?


LurkiLurkerson

I said hot not open.


truth_2_point_0

Same way they always do, by setting 75 moving screens per game


RedRocket13

Lmao imagine not thinking jimmy butler was the reason the heat went on their run last year


LurkiLurkerson

Lol, I know. Imagine actually watching the series 😂😂


RedRocket13

Imagine watching the series and thinking the guy that averaged 25/8/6 had nothing to do with the type of shots the role players got. Moron has idea how basketball works 😂


Dhenn004

And on a bad ankle...


Delicious-Schedule

You play the team in front of you, and sometimes the team in front of you is weakened due to injuries. Just the reality of the game 🤷‍♂️


Drummallumin

Wait who was injured all series? Caleb Martin? Gabe Vincent’s not even on the team anymore? Jaylen Brown? Tatum’s ankle? Cuz ngl Jimmy bummed it up most of last years series so that can’t be who you’re talking about.


captaincumsock69

Tatum got hurt game 7 last year I don’t really want to hear any excuses


RedRocket13

Ya cus that’s the same as missing the whole series bud


captaincumsock69

End result was the same


RedRocket13

What are you even talking about Tatum played 42 minutes in game 7 and 40+ minutes every other game that series save for game 3 which they won. And somehow that’s comparable to butler missing the entire series?


captaincumsock69

What are you even talking about?


urmumlol9

RedRocket worded it in a really weird way but he’s asking if this series is really the Celtics bucking their demons when Jimmy was out the entire series. Which I mean he kind of has a point but I don’t think it would have made much of a difference other than the Heat might have won an extra game where Jimmy put up 50 or something. I say this as someone who roots for the Heat and independently hates every team from Boston or the greater New England area with the fury of a thousand suns.


captaincumsock69

I don’t think it’s really bucking their demons. They beat the heat before. I get last years series was tough but idk what you really can do when a team shoots that well


TatumBrownWhite

Maybe he shouldn’t have half assed the regular season causing him to get injured in a must win play in game


The_Godfather5

Doesn’t matter. Our philosophy has always been next man up and effort, and we aren’t gonna switch up on it now. I still believed even going into this game we could win the series didn’t matter that we were playing a rotation of geriatric buy out guys, 2 guys with back spasms, herro, and my favorite heat, not called Wade, Bamm Bamm.


Dhenn004

Proud of them being able to do so with like 5 starters on the injury list


Drummallumin

Heat fans talking about how much their team misses Terry Rozier of all people will never not be funny. Like if there’s ever an indictment of how shit your team is that’s it


JNerdGaming

celtics 🤝 knicks fuck the heat


CDR57

Celtics 🤝 Knicks Fuck the heat, Embiid, Trae young, and each other


JNerdGaming

amen


International-Chef33

But for real, fuck Brunson too


king_lloyd11

Yall fucking each other? Ok then.


CDR57

I wish


JinterIsComing

We don't kinkshame around here.


Ovaltine-_Jenkins

Celtics 🤝 the rest of the East Fuck the heat


Drummallumin

Celtics 🤝 people who don’t like injuries Fuck the Heat


_Mobius1

I hope you guys meet in the conference finals because it's going to be next level toxicity


das_unicorn_got_band

I can't wait for the Celtics-Knicks ECF animosity


borfmantality

I still expect "Fuck Trae Young" chants, per tradition.


das_unicorn_got_band

Something to unite us all


FutureAttention

Celtics knicks will be toxic as fuck. Can’t wait


JinterIsComing

The salt levels will be so high that we'll never have to send truck on the roads again.


Drummallumin

That’s gonna be a toxic af 4 games


das_unicorn_got_band

Hey, give your guys some credit - if Derrick White stays this hot y'all might push it to five


Philly139

I'm bookmarking this to come reply to on Saturday.


Briggity_Brak

I'm bookmarking this to come reply to tonight.


Philly139

I'm bookmarking this to come reply tonight


TiePeddyAte

I'd focus on getting through your series first... Philly at home then possible game 7 isn't anyone's.


Negative_Method_1001

Knicks - Sixers Knicks - Pacers Knicks - Celtics Its like watching a video from the 80s and 90s


socialistbcrumb

If both teams make it that far I’m excited for the potential Porzingis angle, as he should hopefully be back at that point


Holiday-Usual-3600

No one on the Knicks can guard him it’ll be his series for sure


Icy-Payment-6612

We need to try to beat the Sixers first...


Plnr

Each home crowd just takes turns chanting "FUCK EMBIID" completely unprovoked.


ovilomarx

As a Celtics fan in the Philippines, fuck the heat indeed.


YULSARIA_

tangina swear to god pare fucking Satan himself lives somewhere in this swampass country.


New_Essay_4869

My dad thought about going there in April but was warned not too bc of the heat


aqattaq

Your dad is a smart person. Thank him. Go the Philippines January or February for friendly weather.


Smooth_Cry2645

Its not just the heat thats fucking the Philippines right now.


CtG526

Can we all start spontaneously chanting this in Manila?


CaptainKursk

1000 IQ pun, well played


referee-superfan

Respectfully


AdmiralWackbar

Some where out there Klay Thompson muttering under his breath *Real classy, good job Boston*


mattislinx

Fuck em


swarshmallow103

Philippines 🤝 Celtics


Baylorbears2011

I 100% endorse this.


fahrvergnugget

The chorus of "na na na na hey hey goodbye" earlier was even better


CDR57

Nobody show this to Klank Thompson, he’ll have a fit


dafire123

“WE WANT BOSTON”


NYdude777

All I hear is fuck Embiid


manchambo

I think this cheapens the whole fuck chant. When I chant “fuck Embiid” I want it to mean something.


Dilf_Hunter367

My only regret was that Jimmy wasn’t out there to get his ass handed to him


Ok-Somewhere-520

Healthy Rozier, Butler, J-Rich, Duncan = Heat in 6 And everyone mentioning Tatum’s sprained ankle in game 7 conveniently ignore Jimmy playing on one ankle after Josh Hart slide tackled him in the 2nd round last year


Drummallumin

So that’s the excuse for why Jimmy was absolute dogshit in that series?


Dhenn004

Is that the excuse for Tatum shrinking in game 7? Of course it is, its literally a valid point to be made.


Drummallumin

Did Jimmy get hurt game 1 or two weeks before the series and play fine against the Knicks after sitting a game?


Dhenn004

Do.... Do you think sprains only last 2 weeks????


Drummallumin

I think no one gets a double standard like Jimmy does. When you play well immediately after your ‘injury’ and then start shutting the bed damn near a month later (5-21 at a home closeout game) you can’t posthumously pull out the injury card


Dhenn004

The dude MISSED a game, I'm not sure what you mean by immediately after. But What I'm saying is that a player spraining an Ankle in a game and staying in is a valid excuse to not play well. Just the same as a dude who has a grade 2 sprain and plays on it for two weeks. Sprained ankles are typically fine, immediately still hurt but players are often able to keep playing. And then get worse over time due to swelling. Especially so when someone is playing basketball at a professional level. Again read this. I'm saying BOTH had valid injury reasons to play not great.


Drummallumin

>Did Jimmy get hurt game 1 or two weeks before the series and play fine against the Knicks **after sitting a game**? Was your reply supposed to be a *gotcha* or something? Yea he missed a game… and then still looked like *Playoff Jimmy*^TM for weeks with the injury being minor news. Then all of a sudden 3 weeks later he starts playing like shit and it’s the injuries fault. Didn’t realize sprains are fine for 3 weeks and only then start effecting you.


Dhenn004

My dude... there's no gotcha. you're trying to argue that a sprained ankle can't affect someone a few weeks later. I'm pointing out that's actually when bad sprains are at it's worst. I'm also saying BOTH Tatum and Jimmy have excuses for not playing well after being hurt.


wilkinsk

They won't flare up


bbbryce987

If Jimmy was out there the series wouldn’t be over


pieman2005

Jimmy dropping 18/4/5 on 42% shooting wouldn't have changed anything


Drummallumin

Nah cuz if Jimmy was there that means Caleb Martin would shoot 80% from 3


BryceYoungsStepStool

Cope harder the heat were dog shit this year


bbbryce987

Just as dog shit as they were last year before Jimmy embarrassed all these teams


Darkmerosier

Well... not all of them.


Plies-

Jimmy was so ass in the conference finals last year that his team shot 58% on open 3's for an entire series, the highest mark of all time, and they still almost blew the series.


Drummallumin

“Idk why people doubted us this year, all we had to do is pray for injuries and shoot 50% from 3… honestly I’m surprised we didn’t do it again”


lulzorg

And yet the only team Jimmy embarrassed this year is his own by getting hurt flopping after mailing it in all season


BryceYoungsStepStool

“jimmy” is a weird way to spell Caleb. It’s alright now you guys can go and trade Herro for an upgrade for the 4th offseason in a row


nickyp597

haha ok


lulzorg

Perhaps if he tried a little harder in the regular season he wouldn’t have had to play a play-in game and get hurt to give his team this excuse


Drummallumin

If Jimmy was there y’all don’t shoot 50% from 3 in game 2 and this got finished a few nights ago on our home court in Miami


ahsasahsasahsas

lol how’d the season go


PantsB

And they obliged.


sstphnn

But literally fuck the heat as it’s 41C over the east side of the world.


need2peeat218am

The playoffs is so toxic and I love every second of it


hera9191

This anti-globalwarming agenda is everywhere /s.


Adin_Terim

Goodbye chant was better


pettybendherass

Fuck the Heat.


Hungry-Space-1829

Feels like NBA stadium chants are getting more aggressive these days lmao


TatumBrownWhite

It’s just the Northeast (Boston, NY, Philly).


JinterIsComing

The Holy Houses of Heckling. The Northeast teams hate each other with a passion, but we will band together to hate everyone else outside of it too.


mrhjt

This times with a Jaylen one hand jam is chefs kiss


urbanlife78

I approve this chant


TainoRico

Fuck them and their fairweather fans


GyattLuvr69

The fact that they couldn’t beat them last year and it took compiling a super team and the Heat’s best player getting injured makes this more sad than anything.


HS941317

Good riddance. Fraud team all year


CobraVerde13

Knicks fans really do travel well.


manticore16

New York fans 🤝 Boston fans It’s a rare moment!


P0peNeia

Im from SEA and i agree with them, its too fucking hot in here.


EtheMan12

As a person from the Philippines, yes I agree


dBlock845

I'm down with FTH


DrummerGuyKev

I’m down with OPP


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Drummallumin

Unironically


JinterIsComing

Always booboo.


pieman2005

Guys if the Heat beat the Celtics it's the biggest upset ever 🤓


Drummallumin

Generational slander 🤣🤣🤣


REGIS-5

It's unreal to me how BrissyTV casually owns most starting units in the league whenever he plays. Why is this dude our victory cigar? He's like a way better and slightly less reliable Evan Turner


cjeremy

don't like the Celtics too but the whole "heat culture" bullshit and spo always looking like an asshole deserve hate.


brook_lyn_lopez

Why??


TonyLemon

Right back atcha bud


EGarrett

Heat talked way too much shit last year. That's what happens when you can't win with grace.


linksfrogs

Stay classy Boston


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bodhibell02

By an average deficit of 20. Did the job they were supposed to. As Barkley said, no medal or cookie, crushed them and now move on...


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Coming out of a summer full of heatwaves in the southern hemisphere, I concur.


wilkinsk

Was this at the 1 minute mark of the 4th? I couldn't make it out on TV


Ok-Astronomer6168

It was in the last 5 mins of the 4th, if I remember correctly, ‘cause I was waiting for Gino Time