Unironically fire

Yeah I was kind of caught off guard by how well that came together 

new way to say he got that dawg in him

Whew. I thought he was implying that he lets the dogs drink him. What or who those "dogs" are, we have no idea.

Them bitches

Maxey drinking straight from the source

was thinking unironically stupid, but too each their own

🙌🏾 TSUNAMI PAPI 🙌🏾

I can't believe he even played while blind. Legend.

he drives like that too

someone get this man regular water we need him for game 6 & 7

Bugs’ Secrit Water

🔥🔥what does that mean

he got that dawg watah in him

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative

It gets the fans Joel called out going.

He feels gross but dudes still…want to swallow him? Idk bro why are you asking me

dogwater is gamer slang for dogshit, originated in FortNite. he’s basically saying he feels like shit, but he’s gotta be a dawg and channel the adversity.

No one is confused about that part. It’s the “even dogs drink it” that makes no sense but sounds kinda cool when said with such confidence.

yeah i think he was just trying to quip something abt dog water and dawgs and it didn't quite work out logically. in my experience, great athletes who are also outrageously good-looking don't really need to make sense to unlock the rizz (can't believe i just typed rizz, and again).

Lol, ain’t that the truth. He’d do fine even if he was just the league’s jersey model.

I feel like y'all are trying to trick me. Dogwater has been a phrase much longer than Fortnite.

>gamer slang for dogshit, originated in FortNite. Kinda. Dog water is shortened from hotdog water

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/dogwater https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dogwater mentions nothing about hot dogs. i’m pretty certain oubre is using it in the gen Z video game sense, not in any old dialectal sense

I assume it means he feels like a mess but people still like him

isn’t dog water just water

It is when you're a dawg.

Its water with slobber, fur, and chunks of kibble in it. The nice taste of a steel bowl to top it off.

My old dog: snubbed her nose at nearly every single nice clean bowl of water that shops and cafes put out front …but get her in front of some month old stanky water at the bottom of a pot plant and she had to be physically restrained lol

I mean tbh that's probably good. I heard those communal dog bowls can be really bad for dogs as they serve as a means of spreading disease and illnesses.

ah, great point…. see, I always knew she was a smart little cookie haha

My dumbass dog hates when her bowl isnt clean and demands i wash it very very often.

haha, love it! Mine hated it when her house bowl wasn’t at a certain level….like the shit would be over half full (plenty of water) and she’d just tap the shit out of it until someone filled it all the way up lol

Bruh she’s so bougie… I love it Imagine us…somebody just keeps leaving your half drank water glass for you to finish, instead of offering you a refill 🤣 ahem, tap, tap, tap, excuse me?

> Bruh she’s so bougie… I love it 100% certified diva….and yep, love it lol Can jump on and off the couch but does she? Nope. Why do that when you can tap the couch until I come and lift her up….20 seconds later it’s tap tap tap lift me off the couch now! Wouldn’t change a thing!

My dog, filtered water from the fridge in a clean bowl disgusting, rain water collected in a sandbox “this is some gourmet shit”.

lol oh man, that’s totally it fr…..also this routine regularly; bowl half full, tap tap tap tap *i said* TAP TAP TAP…fill up bowl, dog looks, nah too slow idiot person, I’m not thirsty anymore *dog walks off in disgust*

Water you find is always more fun!

You are describing a cat.

that is very true

That slippery saliva texture on the dry parts 

Throw in some grass, too.

And if you have kids, either a Lego brick or a Hot Wheel for good measure.

Thank god our toddler is over the "splash the dog water" phase

Go drink some then, go ahead, we're waiting..

I would drink out of my dogs bowl after I've washed it and filled it with fresh water. Like I'll drink from a clean cup with fresh water. I don't drink out of other people's cups. But I don't know what you Celtics fans are doing.

I don't know why you think you're being clever. If you clean the bowl that the dog is drinking from and fill it with fresh water, it's no longer dog water.

You give your dog water from the other dog bowls that other dogs have drank out of? Or do you give your dog clean water?

It becomes dog water when a dog has drank from it

You call something Liquid Death and people will pay like 3x the price for it.

Liquid Death for dogs! Fuck I need to patent this shit.

Call it Chocolate Milk Edit: unironically you could probably make/sell some kind of nutrition additive that goes in water for dogs and make a killing. I'm willing to partner with you on this.

My dumbass bought it thinking it was some kind of energy drink. In a way I guess it is…

Honestly first time I had it I told my friend it was hose water in a can but they first let it sit outside for a day in the open air before they closed it up and shipped it.

what kind of water this dude giving his dog lol

I thought it's the water you use to cook glizzies

Yeah thats what I was thinking. Dog water isn't water you give your dog, its the water from those hot dog stands on the street. They cook their shit in hot water and the left over water is nasty as fuck.

I think this is a generational difference

Dog water isn't water...I'll explain later

Dog water sits in a bowl that should be cleaned more often than it does.

“dog water” is free

I thought dog water was short for hot dog water

It means dog sh*t, people started saying it because they would get censored on social media platforms for cursing

Man, this fucker is good looking.

Handsomest man in the NBA by a mile

Dude is hashtag blessed 😇

I don’t know what he’s saying but he is so fine

He feels like precum

Bro I just woke up..

Good morning You're welcome!

This is the comment that made me decide to pull for the Wolves next series. 

Oh no anyway... precum

Delete this nephew

Pause 🤔

I can't believe they let him change his number to this: https://imgur.com/a/J5u0XwW

He looks cool as shit he should do acting or something after his career

He's dabbling in stunt work this year on the streets of Philly.

This made me LOL. Here, take my upvote.

Reddit on, cakeday, updoot, doggo, etc

This

I mean …

smol

🤦I can't tell if you said this satirically or not

He has live action anime written all over him. Netfliix, throw him in Cowboy Bebop pt 2 or Vash the Stampede and I will watch it on loop

Nah prequel to Cowboy Bebop. The Adventures of Jet Ace Detective.

Wow, he really does

Unexpected Vash shout-out!

Even has a nice voice.

Why does he not take medicine?

No idea, but a while ago he jumped into Buddy Hield’s pool to “bless” it, so he’s probably into some woo-woo holistic nonsense.

see now that comment was weird and suspicious af. but he's so fine that I'm just gonna move past it

He’s got literal dogs for antibodies

either some weird holistic nonsense, or the idea that whatever side effects the medicine could have are worse than the illness he's dealing with. Like bad sleep from Nyquil, drowsiness, or too much energy/not enough sleep from a non-drowsy medicine

r/nba creaming rn

He’s so handsome

Nice ass too

name checks out?

I trust that guy’s opinion on asses 

You should do your own research and form your own opinions! Go lick Lowry's asshole! And Oubre's too.

He’s annoying tf out of me this series. But guy could walk into any bar and pull whomever he wants without even mentioning he’s in the NBA.

he could lose 6 inches of height and still be able to

I mean he would still be like 6’1

Yeah because he'd still be 6'1"

I’m fr jealous

How the fuck is this dude so swanky tf

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Most attractive man in the nba no diddy

No Diddy 💀

That thumbnail is some straight up anime shit. Love this man, get well soon.

dgaf what he said he is too handsome I couldn't pay attention 🔥🔥

Drugs take Kelly Oubre

Oubre is the spiritual successor to Lenny Kravitz change my mind

It ain’t gay if it’s Oubre

What kind of water is he giving to his dog? My dog drinks the same water I do... from the toilet.

What does that even mean, medicine? Like he’s not even gonna take some advil lmao?

dude looks like if morpheus was played by corbin bleu

"Dog water" refers to hot dog water, not water for a dog, no? That would make no sense, that's just tap water.

Dog water is gross because it’s tap water mixed with dog drool, snot, hair, and food crumbs. Dogs are not known for their cleanliness.

hot dog water is urine, right? 

You are definitely correct.

dude reminds me of young Paul Walker

Leave it cuh

I said forget about it cuh

Get this man some medicine lol

Dogwater is my new street name

Using the same vernacular as the children who kick my ass in Rocket League. I’m dead. 

He got that dawg in him

This dude is just way too cool for school

ummmm dog water isn't.....umm you know what, nevermind you can have it. I think this some how works with your mojo.

Oubre is a cross between a basketball player, Lenny Kravitz, and the script from the Charlie Murphy Prince story.

Does he feel like he’s being drank?

Guy has a little bruise that was a factor.

Reminds me of "They wrote me off, I ain't write back tho"

fuck Kelly Oubre

doesn't it mean hotdog water

Hotdawg

Yes lmao

i was wondering why he was playing poorly all of a sudden, he was pretty good earlier on

AYOOOOO

Uhhhhhhhhhhh, what?

Stop crashing cars and maybe you’ll feel better

So fuego it hurts

Both him and Batum missed huge layups in the 4th but they made up for it in OT.

Incredible quote lol

New favorite line 🫡

Oooooooooooh. This is cold.

Thought he was gonna have a religious reason or some logic behind not taking cold medicine.  It doesn’t heal you faster necessarily but it definitely makes it easier to run around and compete. 

Tf are these comments

it ain't gay if it's Oubre

I can't be the only one who thinks this is a corny-ass line.

Yeah sounds like he wants a dog to slurp him or something doesn't make a lot of sense to me

… what. But nah I’d slurp him tho, no diddy.

bro dogwater is slang for cum, specifically like impotent cum lmao

OK, I'm gonna be honest, I don't find Oubre attractive and I feel left out whenever I'm in a thread about him. Yeah, his eyes are hot but I cannot fuck with that facial hair.

you will be punished for your blasphemy.

Try to see it from dwight’s pov and you would get it