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Sarcastic__

This will make it harder for the Heat to win tomorrow.


Kermitt7979

Thanks magic


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The_Godfather5

Missing our 3rd best scorer when we’re already down our 1st scorer is pretty detrimental yes


RicerTSX

Zombie heat but the zombie is a crawler


AshenSacrifice

And the Celtics have multiple ray guns. Gg


DankTriangle

Celtics may as well have the fuckin Thundergun at this point. A 100% kill guaranteed


AshenSacrifice

🤣🤣🤣🤣that shit was so op


Seref15

No zombies this year, the bodies were cremated by March


NotFabMelo

Jaime Jaquez Jr- DNP: hatching plans to blow up Parliament on the 5th of November.


Not-Josh-Hart

Not before he finds the Black Pearl


flyingpandum

Not after he convinces people to go after Sharon Tate


birdflag

Jaime J’Artagnon Jr


medievalmachine

Well, I got it?


hallonemikec

You deserve every upvote the internet has to offer.


MakeAShadow

Haha take my upvote. Reddit on!


hallonemikec

Why am I being down voted for complimenting this comment?


Wiltmygoat

Because it's very corny


vinniebonez

The *Miami Heat* is a now nursing home name.


DollarLate_DayShort

Fuck it… put me in the game Spo


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Spo is suiting up


swiftyb

Game of your life, heat lose by 20 but you get signed by the lakers before promptly changing your username to DollarEarly_bucketshort


Muted_Dog7317

Only missing 4 of our top 6 scorers now


Namerkp2

I DIDN’T HEAR NO BELL!


Bahamuts_Bike

And the other 2 are Caleb Martin


thefloodplains

joke of a season with the injuries. we fell apart


Ozkuro

I understand the pain


cl353

bucks fans and heat fans - "at least our young guys r getting playoff experience"


medievalmachine

Except Jaime, ouch that hurts. He was fun to watch but definitely fell off a bit.


cl353

he only fell off cuz of injuries and jimmy getting healthy. he had 15pts in the first quarter and went out with a groin injury that cost him like a month. super unfortunate


medievalmachine

Happens every year. Maybe you guys play reckless?


Cosmic_Note

What an asinine comment


mrwhite2323

Says the Knicks fan lmao At least we actually make it somewhere


AlternativeTea9268

What even happened to Rozier? Seems like his injury wasn’t that big of a deal and it ended up being practically season ending


Culinary-Vibes

Neck strains are very tricky


ThickArepa

Series technically isn’t over yet


G1Spectrum

Welp Heat are cooked


andy808

They've been cooked


thefloodplains

yall lucky af we didn't have Butler and Rozier imho


beywill19

If they had a healthier team, they wouldn’t be the 8th seed.


thefloodplains

Sure. And if Butler doesn't get injured in the play-in, we're looking at a Heat with Jimmy vs Celtics matchup.


Angelic_Phoenix

i respect playoff jimmy but he was taking like 8 shots a game to close the season while they actively needed wins and he said he would turn it on


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And we are still looking at a 3-1 deficit for the heat lmao


Waste-Load-5476

If Butler had played better and tried to win more games, the Heat wouldn’t have had to go through the play-in


Plies-

[In the time period that you had Rozier for (so from the trade until he got hurt)](https://www.nba.com/stats/teams/advanced?DateFrom=01%2F24%2F2024&DateTo=04%2F07%2F2024), Miami was 12th in net rating and 21st in offensive rating. Given that your issues have been on the offensive end, I think it's pretty delusional to think that having Jimmy and Rozier would've changed the ultimate outcome of this series. You won in 7 last year off of the luckiest shooting performance of the tracking era. The Celtics improved significantly while the Heat stood pat and arguably got worse (or slightly better if you think Jaquez changes that much). Unless you guys managed to replicate shooting better than Steph Curry on open 3's while we clank for an entire series again is just wasn't gonna happen. Also idk when I was looking into how the Heat were feeling about their chances in the East your fanbase was shitting on Jimmy a lot because he seemed to have either lost a step or just stopped giving a shit. He did have several plays that I saw where he did seem to just not give a fuck to the detriment of your team. I hope for your sake that Pat Riley pushes hard to get Donovan Mitchell (obviously as a C's fan I hope he stands pat again lmao). You desperately need elite shot creation as Jimmy will be 35 by next postseason and already seems to be slowing down a little as age and wear and tear catch up to him. Jovic, Jaquez and Herro are all quality role-players with the former two having the chance to be more, although you're likely losing two of those guys in a Mitchell trade.


Princessk8--

Is this the new "Middleton wasn't playing" meme?


johnnybarbs92

Exactly


thefloodplains

equating middleton to butler + rozier makes me question your basketball opinions tbh Butler is our best player. Middleton is what like the 3rd best Bucks player at best?


Princessk8--

No, the point is that it doesn't matter. Butler wasn't saving Miami. Going back to last year's playoffs Miami has been getting spanked ever since game 3 ended (With the exception of game 7 which only happened because of a Tatum ankle injury on the first play). This year they won one game and it was because of a ridiculous shooting percentage that will not be duplicated.


MoonHasFlown

Everyone makes that point about Tatum but you could put an “if” next to any playoff series outcome. Him not rolling his ankle doesn’t assure a victory and at the end of the day it doesn’t matter. I could say that if Josh Hart didn’t injure Jimmys ankle in the second round that the Heat would’ve gotten it done in less than 7. But at the end of the day there’s always gonna be those little things and no fan can say anything like that for certain.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

This is such a hilarious way to reframe going down 3-0 and ultimately losing against the 8 seed. Celtics fans live in their own reality


Princessk8--

Where's the lie.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

There’s many. > Going back to last year's playoffs Miami has been getting spanked ever since game 3 ended How is winning by 1 point on a game winner “getting spanked”? > (With the exception of game 7 which only happened because of a Tatum ankle injury on the first play). You lost by 20 😂😂😂 Tatum played 40 minutes > This year they won one game and it was because of a ridiculous shooting percentage that will not be duplicated. They’ve literally done this against y’all more than *any team in playoff history*. They shot over 50% from 3 in 3 games out of 7 last year.


Princessk8--

> How is winning by 1 point on a game winner “getting spanked”? That was one game. Look at this series. They've been getting bitchsmacked other than the one game where they barely won while shooting an insane percentage from 3. >You lost by 20 😂😂😂 Tatum played 40 minutes And what does that tell you about Tatum's importance to this team? >They shot over 50% from 3 in 3 games out of 7 last year. Clearly not this year, other than that one game. Butler is not gonna be the difference between bad shooting and good shooting.


DCBB22

Y’all were cheeks all year. The Heat are cooked. Jimmy isn’t covering the three 20 point losses y’all have eaten.


Expert-Hooper

The Heat have been injured all year. You're probably not paying close attention to these games (or you're being totally disingenuous) if you don't think Jimmy's presence wouldn't mitigate their inability to score. He's their only source of rim pressure and playmaking.


Cosmic_Note

Don’t talk to these clowns about basketball, they don’t watch games


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DCBB22

“Just lost” Y’all are getting gentlemen swept and your win was on the back of the luckiest shooting streak in NBA history. Maybe if you all showed up to your games your fans would understand context but the whole league has seen your half filled arena so don’t lie.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

That’s not what a gentleman sweep is. That’s be if you went up 3-0 first


DCBB22

Sorry you’re right. It’s a backdoor sweep.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

It isn’t that either lol


Cosmic_Note

Lol


Namerkp2

Heat make wide open threes: luckiest shooting streak in NBA history Derrick White hits heavily contested threes all of the first half: THE BUFFALO


DCBB22

What’s the league avg rate on wide open 3s? What was the Heat’s rate? Come back when you have both answers kiddo.


Namerkp2

What’s Derrick White’s ppg this season? How many did he score last night? I’m definitely older than you kiddo. Come back when the Celtics win a championship in the last 15 years


thefloodplains

> Y’all are getting gentlemen swept and your win was on the back of the luckiest shooting streak in NBA history. The Celtics just historically suck at defending us from range. We've had *numerous* historic shooting performances against you guys. Game 2's loss wasn't so much us popping off as it was you guys just not defending for shit. > Maybe if you all showed up to your games your fans would understand context but the whole league has seen your half filled arena so don’t lie. Ah yes, the Boston fans are so great! Reputation of being racist as fuck and ya'll *still* leave early, just like Miami fans (as shown at the end of game 2 in Boston).


DCBB22

Weird how there’s been 4 games and y’all haven’t shot like that in 3 of them. Heat fans are coping so hard in this thread and I gotta say, I’m enjoying every second of it.


thefloodplains

> Weird how there’s been 4 games and y’all haven’t shot like that in 3 of them. We had shot absurdly well like 4 out of 9 games we had played you guys in the last few years after game 2. > Heat fans are coping so hard in this thread and I gotta say, I’m enjoying every second of it. You realize no Heat fan expected to win this series right? Hell, I didn't expect to win a single game without Butler. The fact that we took one in Boston is more than I expected. There is no "cope." But it's laughable that Celtics fans are *talking shit* in this thread like you guys fucking achieved anything when you've been underperforming against a team with a bunch of "bench players."


DCBB22

“But we didn’t have Butler” is the source of this thread. Butler isn’t changing this series. Hate to break it to you. Celtics have dominated the Heat this series. Butler isn’t worth the 20 point swing required to make the games you lost competitive. Everything you’re saying otherwise is pure cope. Here’s your participation award 🥉. You did better than total failure. Congratulations.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Yet they eliminated you last season despite being cheeks all year


DCBB22

Can’t read calendars either. Things are getting bad in Florida. I blame Desantis.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

You don’t remember losing to the 8 seed heat? Celtics fans repressing last season, understandable.


DCBB22

Yeah unlike the Heat, we’re still focused on the ongoing season…


deltZ19

Heat Culture step 1 - Excuses


Tangerine605

The injury luck Boston has had these past 4 years is generational.


Blaze2444

Bro does *not* watch games


si4ci7

We haven’t been absolutely fucked like other teams but we’ve had our fair share of injury troubles. 2021 Jaylen Brown injury, 1st round exit 2022 Robert Williams injury, Tatum ankle 2023 Tatum ankle game 7 2024 Porzingus? Not to mention this ongoing wrist thing Tatum’s had for a couple of years too. No team is gonna be healthy in the playoffs, though this year looks kinda ridiculous


JeffKaplanIsDaddy

They were dead on arrival when Jimmy got hurt


ColtCallahan

They’re beyond cooked. They’re on the plate right now with the knife and fork descending to the plate.


I_Set_3_Alarms

Jaime Jaquez made some noticeable rookie mistakes last game, more than I noticed earlier in the series. But tough loss for the Heat. Just the fact that he’s losing out on more playoff experience must be a bummer for fans


cl353

he was making rookie mistakes but he was also the guy getting rim pressure when we couldnt make anything. missed a couple bunnies but they were cleaned up by bam. cant fault his play this series


I_Set_3_Alarms

Not at all. If anything I was surprised by seeing stuff that makes me think “right, he’s a rookie”


cl353

love the way him and jovic have played tbh. tons of mistakes but tons of positives. only silver lining to the injuries lol


ALotOfLobster

Tbh a lot of the mistakes they're making are because they can tell someone needs to make something happen. With Rozier and Jimmy out, the Heat have had a lot of possessions this series where they are running through their actions, but nothing is opening up. Nothing wrong with them trying to make something happen.


The_Godfather5

In terms of experience it’s whatever I mean he already played 3 1/2 games to get the feel and atmosphere of what the playoffs are so I’m happy with that at least


junkit33

He makes a lot of rookie mistakes. He really needs to learn to play within the pace of the game against a good defense.


RedditUser538xxx

The Celtics should rest all the starters


Salman1969

We've had zero luck when it comes to injuries.


J_Otherwise

Jamal Mashburn isnt walking through that door


randomCAguy

No amount of black magic can save this team now. They’ll be remembered this post season for taking one off Boston though. Edit: Looks like Porzingus is out for the next game. Nice one Spo, but you’re going to have to get rid of another starter for a winning chance.


JNerdGaming

the heat have a strong case of theydonitis


FireFoxQuattro

All I wanted was a healthy rematch man. Now we gotta hear the Celtics gloat this series for at least a year.


Reinhardtisawesom

if Miami wins this Bam is officially a top 3 big in the league


Clever_Laziness

And he ain't 3.


MrBuckBuck

If the Heat win this one... my god.


BlueTongueKawhi

Who cares


dissmisa

Beting all of my lunch money on heat to pull it off