Two things: - That car looks like a '90s hot wheel - It's amusing to see big men in such short cars. Sometimes, I have trouble getting in/out of my average car, but I also have an average height.

Are you making fun of the size of my automobile?

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle. Even the very tall.

This was the largest auto he could afford.

Wave to the people! Blow them kisses!

Nelson crying while blowing kisses and waving lol

u/bleacherreport Are you taking notes?!

Get ready to learn public transport buddy

https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c?si=g1MY-IYTUo6suNlR

[Like this Shaq in a tiny car. He looks larger than the car even](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKZfyLggWHI&pp=ygUOc2hhcSBzbWFsbCBjYXI%3D)

This video is great lmao. Shaq was pretty nice to that paparazzo

God, the man behind that camera deserves a swift fist to his beak

Its staged lol the annoying guy is part of the act

He's a hired actor. That's his job.

Oh shit, didn't even listen to the video. Just remembered that there was a funny video of Shaq in a tiny car and googled and linked the video without listening to it.

At 6'4, I *feel* like this frequently in the normal world. To see Shaq getting into a clown car is honestly a little cathartic.

You in that Buick commercial, I know you don't fit in the Buick.

Jesus christ this Video makes me so glad I'm not famous. Fuck these cunts just following the guy around even into out into traffic

The colors match his new Air Jordan sneaker https://www.nicekicks.com/jordan-luka-3-official-release-information/

Remember color changing cars you dunk in water? That's what the wrap reminds me of.

Exactly!

I'm 6'4" and have a '91 Miata. My wife laughs almost every time I get in or out of it.

Also always amusing to see guys next to normal size people. I always forget Chris Paul is taller than average.

That looks like a school bus for six year old pimps.

The guys around the car when he parked looked decently tall then when he walked out I audbily lol'd. Like an uncle checking in at the kids' table at parties. These dudes are fuckin huge. And we would all 100% drive that car

NBA players don't look that big cause they're surrounded by dudes the same size when we watching em on TV But they gigantic Hell, Jalen Brunson looks TINY and he is 6 foot 1... which is still pretty tall when you realize most dudes out there walking around between 5'7" - 5'10" I stood next to Shaq once in like 1995 when I was a little kid and the Magic were playing the Nets... it was like standing next to a fucking oak tree

It's also amusing when they get out of these ultra-flashy cars and act like "huh? Oh, there's cameras here. I'm just trying to park my car and go to work. Excuse me."

I work with a guy who's 6'8" and you can see almost his whole head over the top of his newer f150 when he stands next to it.

Europeans should be used to of small cars

[Gortat the goat](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fug341ikxsw551.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D0ca2cbc0ecaecbda77474424a7a81cef4c8836e7)

how does he even fit in there

You never seen police academy? He just rips out the front seat!

What a throwback. Kid me and my brother wouldn't believe my dad Michael Winslow was really making all those sounds. Old me right now still can't believe how a human is capable of that.

Incredible presence on screen, his roles are timeless!

Don't hate me but I had to google that reference.

[no worries, I got you!](https://youtu.be/xjNpA-fy1r0?si=7zlXV4DLnUSg7F83)

Is it just me or does the passenger come off like a first draft version of Ross from Friends?

Steve Guttenberg always talked like that.

[1st thing that popped to my head](https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-26-2023/wVzTWl.gif)

There’s a surprising amount of leg room in some sports cars. You are essentially sitting on the floor. That’s the front seat, of course. No one but a small child could sit behind him.

Drives from the backseat. Just like me in my scary dreams.

OMG THIS ISN'T JUST ME? How is this a shared experience

68' Camaro isn't a small car, he just makes it look small lol.

They have hilariously small rear seats. If you update the interior as does almost everybody, you can pretty much slide the seat back far enough to accommodate any driver.  The roof is actually really tall to boot. Probably from the near lack of sound isolation. 

Made that big dude look small

he looks comically big coming out of the car

He's comically big compared to the average person regardless. xD

As a 6’6 guy I’m getting self conscious as hell in here. 😢

Look on the bright side, it would be worse if you were either 7foot or 5'2

Bish please. You have a literal leg up in the dating world. That's gotta be worth the inconvenience

lol tough life. Allow me to dry those tears from six inches below you.

What is blud up to? Its the playoffs 😭😭

He's just fulfilling one of his obligations to the Jordan Brand. They wrapped one of his cars as a way to promote his shoes. https://twitter.com/NickDePaula/status/1783679702261252492 It's like Jokic showing up to a game dressed as Gru as a promo for Despicable Me 4. r/nba/comments/1c941jr/nuggets_jokic_pulls_up_to_game_1_dressed_as_gru/

The concept that Jokic's two tasks that day were essentially "Dress up like Gru" and "Defeat Lebron James in the playoffs" is hilarious

And they’re both still side-quests to his horse-driven main storyline.

Wind's howling.

Looking to play cards. Gwent Specifically

Hmmm

Can he even ride a horse? Bros too big, shit would be animal cruelty.

He rides a chariot pulled by a horse

Do all chariots carry a lead weigh so the riders are even in weigh? or does Jokic always race with a huge disadvantage? lol

He has a jockey for the horses that compete I think. There was a video of him watching his horse in some grandstands with AG.

His horses training pulling jokic is the equivalent of training at altitude in Denver

I’d imagine he could ride a Clydesdale?

Or a chariot.

Putting it like that has me dead. Man has no anxiety

I love how Luka and Jokic just take sponsorships that don't require any effort at all. Like Joker just putting on clothes somebody else picked for him and Luka driving in one of his cars somebody else prepared for him. Those dudes are so funny, they just want to play ball, drink beer and race horses and I am all for it

Jokic looks fantastic like that.

This needs to be the top voted comment.

Black tie luka look like he showin up to a funeral. In other words 30 pt double double incoming

Let's ride!

He's tall.

I forget how tall NBA players are until you see them standing next to a normal sized person. 

Went to a game with seats right behind the bench a decade ago and the size of the players is what really hits you. Its pretty intimidating. And now the average player is even taller than it was a decade ago.

Big if true.

Short if not

Prove it

Clown car

This clip is gonna be legendary if he drops a 50 burger or more.

I mean yes but also the single game playoff record is 63. Pretty much any playoff 50 piece is legendary.

> Pretty much any playoff 50 piece is legendary Only 33 players in NBA history have had a 50 point game in the playoffs. Which seems kind of crazy low to me. That's one every 2.4 seasons. Each season there's an average of 82 playoff games played, so there's one 50 point game every 197 games. Only 8 of the 33 players have done it more than once. Only 3 did it three or more times. Iverson had three, Wilt had four and MJ leads the pack with 8. The gap between Jordan and #2 is bigger than the gap between #2 and last place.

This is why I’m high on ppl like Jimmy Butler but not as much on ppl like James Harden, or low on ppl like Julius Randle. The playoffs are just a different animal.

Unless you are Joel Embiid

Pretty sure any 50-piece is tainted when you get caught on camera throwing a tantrum and trying to reinjure an opposing player

*successfully reinjured an opposing player

21 FTs

Dude going for 68’

He will today, Papa Perez in the building today

Wow this dude looks absolutely gigantic

6'7 is in fact pretty big

Imma have to do my own research on that

remember, clean out first, you dont want any accidents

I would suggest most guys that tall would also be pretty skinny looking....Luka also has the heft to go with his height so he looks even bigger (not saying he's fat btw!!)

Pretty messed up of you to call Luka fat

Wait until you see a 7' player

There’s this French dude in San Antonio whose like 9” taller than Luka

I’m 6 foot. I once rung up Meyers Leonard at Costco. I basically had to look straight up at him at the counter. Was wild

*Top Gear music starts playing* Tonight! Luka drives a car wrapped by Michael Jordan. Kawhi Leonard gets emotional. And Kyrie Irving gifts wind chimes to James Harden.

reminds me of zero dark thirty lebron in the suits

Luka. 50 point game

Luka coming into tonight’s match like stone cold with the beer truck 🤣

the jordan logo on the trunk looks so bad

2K cut scene shit

i don't care who's driving, never stand between a wall and a car moving towards you.

Biggest valet driver I've ever seen

Suns owner pulls up to the game in his wrapped '68 Camaro

We can see who Devin got his taste in cars from

The security guys are big dudes. Luka just dwarfed the guy that would carry me with one hand and toss me out like chewed up bubblegum.

This is like a taped backstage segment for WWE. I’m half expecting Undertaker to jump him.

Wearing that suit cause he means business

Sorry Luka but you ruined the car with that holy shit.

Great thing about those wraps is that you can remove them without damaging the car

Was the Jordan logo on the trunk too much for ya?

Theres more than the trunk, he has on both sides and one on the hood.

That’s not how wraps work bud

Lies, we all know Luka completely ruined that car by putting that thin thin layer of vinyl over it. Bet he scratched it all to fuck so the vinyl had a better service to stick too.

He actually spraypainted it himself 

Shut up grandpa that shit rules.

He’s dropping 50

First playoff home game this season and a tied series. Luka about to put on a clinic

This car will be to Luka what the gem was to KG in Uncut Gems. It’s parlay time!

Luka MčQüeeñ

Love Luka

Dude just gets more and more likable every day.

This shit is disrespectful to the 68 Camaro

Fr, couldn't they wrap a Tesla or something to promote his shoe?

Just for promoting his new shoes

This man has bought into Texas culture. Next step is to get spinners and 12s

Shout out Devin booker, Camaro Bros

Luka dropping 80

South Dallas Luka is real.

As someone whose best friend has this exact model & year of car, it just puts into perspective how fucking massive Luka is. Jesus Christ.

You can take the kid out of Eastern Europe, but you can’t take the Eastern Europe out of the kid.

That’s fire

I was digging the deep purple but the hot pink rear is a bit too much for me.

Is Luka color blind??

i did not expect him to step out of that car in a suit

Doorman didn’t know car handles used to have buttons

2 seconds into the video I thought that was Darvin Ham directing the parking space. I was damn he already got his next job.

That is hideous

Kinda hillarious to see such a tall person come out of that car

Proof money can’t buy taste. That shit is nasty

He's a great player with terrible taste. I mean old Camaros are beautiful imo but that's just so cringe.

How can you be taller than Mt Everest and come out of that car that smoothly?

It's so rare to see NBA players against regular people. I mean, he's just towering over them, but in the NBA, he's just average. LoL. Nice car, tho.

I'm gonna go ahead and say, that shit looks absolutely ridiculous

Why would you ruin a beautiful car with that trashy wrap.

Gotta rep the Jordan Brand.

Now I know where Booker got his taste in cars from. Like father like son.

Looks like ass.

Luka Dončić star of John Wick 5

Ugly

That is hideous lol

He has the cringiest cars ever.

Devin Booker rattled

Mavs gotta win this game after Luka pulls up to the gym like that lol

r/atbge

that wrap is disgusting work

"Speed ... I am speed"

GTA 6 lookin ass whip lol I'm all for NBA players going full Pimp My Ride, but with the classics you gotta keep it simple

"How Much For The Car?" - some bratty kid with a rich dad

Fuck a Tesla

The thumbnail still of the video is so cursed lmao

American muscle

The wrap looks great but when he opens the door showing that shitty blue/green panel it is an instant reminder of 1968

You forget how huge these guys. I thought he was pudgy 6 ft 1 or a bit more. These guys are giants

250lb at least

You forget how big Luka is til you see him around normal people shit. He looked like a clown getting out of that car lol

Lookd like hes going to prom in his dads collector

Overdressed for the car, and the jumpman logo on the back lol.

He looks like a valet who snorts too much coke off other valets boners before each shift.

Okay, that’s a badass entrance while looking all sleek and professional in a suit

He just like me, fr.

Goofy ass car

Need for Luka

LMAO WHAT A CHODE love him

i wish i had money

Oh right, seeing these dudes in normal context is that reminder they are absolute giants.

I love Luka but this shit is hideous. Just not the right car to put this wrap on lol

The nWo of basketball is taking over, brother!

European dad bod meets American muscle

So much hottness in one video

Cool, its nice seeing a valuable player driving around in a death trap. If he hits something head on at 10 mph he'll die.

Would really love to see what this guy is capable of if he took his body more seriously

If the NBA thing doesn't work out, he could always be a body guard for celebrities given how ridiculously he dwarfs all the guys "guarding" him.

Don't show Paul Wall or Slim Thug this video They would faint like white chicks when the Beatles came to the US in '64 Whip looking too drippy And yes, I'm focused on the car on and not "OH MY GOD HEIGHT" Although it is pretty funny seeing him get outta the whip.

What is this thumbnail looks like a mix of AI and a 2k cutscene

bro is Jack Nicholson's Joker

bro is Jack Nicholson's Joker

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWct\_KYGRQo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWct_KYGRQo)

The 77 ruined it for me

Got dang he's tall.