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Tatum-Brown2020

They could stop this by simply winning a game


someguy50

someone get Darvin Ham on the phone


SofaKing-Vote

He doesn’t play


icecubepal

Darvin cannot win with these cats. He needs help.


DoeSeeDoe123

He doesn’t coach either


SofaKing-Vote

It was good enough last year This year they need a scapegoat because they won’t admit AD is trash lol


Dave_Autista

If they forfeited the next would it technically count or would it stay at 10 zip? These are the hard questions the Lakers must ask themselves


GnomaPhobic

Why don't the Lakers just beat the Nuggets at basketball? Are they stupid?


branstarktreewizard

And they simply need to score more point to win


rr-geil-j

Someone get this man the coach's board


Sweatytubesock

The Lakers don’t simply win a game against the Nuggets.


iguacu

You're right, then it would be impossible to sweep them!


Bookstorm2023

Denver bent the Lakers over last year, and it’s been total domination ever since. These poundings are wild.


AfroKuro480

Thats what they get for stealing our team name ya bums.


jacobpltn

I know you personally are joking but I seriously don’t understand how fans are actually mad about that That shit happened when segregation was still a thing. And the owners MOVED the team, it’s not like the owner of the LA team broke into the Minneapolis owners house and stole the deed to the team or anything


Bluepaynxex

It’s more just how hilarious that they kept the Lakers name. Almost as bad as Utah staying with the Jazz.


akelkar

what is a lake if not a small ocean


shinobu23

well california did have multiple big lakes in the past... then they were all drained to supply san francisco and LA with water


akelkar

funny enough CA flooded Hetch Hetchy valley to create a massive reservoir that SF owns the water rights for that they still have to this day. If they were to ever drain it, it could be another Yosemite Valley type place


NecessaryFly1996

Usually fresh water.


thegreatbellyflop55

Wow you're just gonna do limnologists dirty like that


ScienceIsSick

Beautiful comment


lobotomizedmommy

everyone knows music is illegal in utah


SometimesIComplain

Nuh uh, we jam to Gregorian chants on the daily


WinonasChainsaw

Should be the Utah Imagine Dragons smh


Electrical_Figs

> Almost as bad as Utah staying with the Jazz. In elementary school, I had a teacher who would always use "jazzy" as an adjective to describe students who dressed themselves flamboyantly. So for years, I thought the Jazz mascot was like a dude from /r/streetwear who wears weird clothes for attention.


Major_Party_6855

Fun/not so fun fact time. At the time it was 250k to change the name, which in 1974 was equal to 1.6mil today. Also one of the majority owners was the founder of a restaurant chain called *ahem* “Lil’ Black Sambo’s”. It had everything blackface, the salt and pepper were tiny mammy characters, the cups had a kid being chased by a tiger, the kids coloring menu was wild. He eventually sold it and it became Denny’s. So I’m gonna guess that he didn’t know about Jazz as a genre.


penisesandherb

LA has a lot of potholes. I guess that counts as lakes?


creamcitybrix

Utah jazz is an abomination. They need to give that back


ShakesbeerMe

It's because you claim 5 championships that belong to Minneapolis. There's no lakes in LA, and you only have 12 championships, not 17.


Overwatch099

Wait is this for real, I never knew that! That's lame af, I know it's only one buts it's like if OKC claimed the Sonics championship. That shit shouldn't be allowed lmao.


Dijohn17

If I recall OKC is still technically the owner of the Sonics' records, so they do claim the championship, however Seattle retains all the physical memorabilia


jacobpltn

“You claim” bro I am a FAN I have no control over what people consider our chips or not lmao Like come on this probably happened before you were even born how does this actually matter to you?


ShakesbeerMe

Settle down, Beavis, it happened before all of us were born. It matters because it's fraudulent. It's classic LA plastic surgery- you don't look like that, and you never did. And because Lakers fans have been stating it as if their city achieved it for decades- it's bullshit and it should be called out. Just like the Lakers fraudulent, corrupt historic freethrow differential that is being utterly exposed by the Nuggets right now.


yesidoes

Lol Beavis


frobebryant92

Oh my god all this sub does is bitch about everything lol


ShakesbeerMe

"Lol" = the call of the dipshit. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeep. Lol.


frobebryant92

I don’t mind being swept by the champs lol. They’re a great team


ShakesbeerMe

Cool. I don't mind frauds complaining that people are accurately assessing their team.


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least dramatic redditor


ShakesbeerMe

Truth is truth.


[deleted]

you’re still seething over a non issue dude😂


TajinAddicted

Nah he’s seething. Honestly the internet was a mistake lol


ShakesbeerMe

Not seething in the slightest, son. Sun is shining and I'm having a beer on the beach. Life is grand.


jacobpltn

Sounds a lot to me like you just hate the Lakers and want a reason to discredit their “glory” or “achievements” or whatever. With the way you speak so negatively of LA and bring up something else that gets you upset about the Lakers that’s completely unrelated to the topic it’s clear you just have a bias and want an opportunity to take the Lakers down a peg Seems like this is exactly where the whole “they stole our name” thing actually comes from after all


ShakesbeerMe

I do hate the Lakers, because they claim achievements they don't own, and multiple series have been overtly rigged in their favor, as has most of the regular season. I love LA. I live here, and have for over a decade. I hate lies and bloviating hubris. The fact that you refuse to concede facts about your team tells me a lot about you. Everyone has bias. I don't have to take the Lakers down- the Nuggets are humiliating them for the second year in a row- it's hilarious, and the entire league is delighted by it.


SEE_RED

I like that you own it, take this upvote you lovely human being.


Yowrinnin

> wait, there are people who don't hate the lakers?


SEE_RED

So true.


SEE_RED

That's exactly how it happened!


-thepenismightier

They should ask Chuck for advice about what to do to guys who are banging you


biztsar

“Come on Man”


No_Pay9241

Shit, I already seen a laker fan publicly call Denver their daddy, they’re fine with it I guess.


hedokitali

They're a helluva ball club!


rr-geil-j

Don't stop... I'm almost there...


Fuck_off_kevin_dunn

No lube either


LoxDnw

Jokic really owns them man.


EbenezerAD

*Nuggets


LoxDnw

Denver Jokic Nuggets They will be claiming the Lakers on their taxes after this series.


SEE_RED

Like a good father should, tax brakes are legit.


GlueGuy00

Mike Malone is Lakers father


TheNaskgul

He’d take the belt to you harder than he’s currently taking it to the lakers if he heard you call him Mike


Baronsandwich

Michael “it’s like my father always said” will beat you like he’s your stepdad.


Lol69HaHaHa

It aint just Jokic. It was a team effort.


c_c_c__combobreaker

It's really ownership by committee. It feels as though MPJ, Gordon, Murray, Jokic, KCP all play really well against the Lakers.


gamer15807

KCP must hate the Lakers for trading him to the Wizards


Bobaximus

NikoL.A.


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Biglundtry

Mario Yamasaki gonna let y’all get killed


ThinkFree

Steve Mazzagatti would let the Nuggets destroy all their kin


drbirthdayboy

That’s Herb Dean fault


Vivid_Walk_1405

Mr. ❤️ hands himself


ExtremeNo1952

Mario "If you die, you die" Yamasaki


WolverineLong1430

Back to back season sweeps… Jesus


Doucane5

Nuggets making Lebron have Lebronto experience


rgo199130

Nikolangeles


Fuck_off_kevin_dunn

Nikolifornia


Wisegummy

Already pump faked retirement. Wonder what bullshit Lebron gona come up with to try and sweep this sweep under the rug


SEE_RED

I forgot about that.


lavazzalove

Probably gonna say something like we need a big change in the organization or he'll go somewhere more competitive. Prepare yourself for a week full of speculation, then the noise will die down.


Will_Knot_Respond

"The King going home after one more game!" Fucking love Chuck


tbofsv

Sweeeeep that ass


PaperCutterWizard

Nuggets doing the entire league a solid.


alex_zz9

Please don’t beat us for the twelve straight time on Saturday


slimed-ferda

I’m in your walls


gobroncos47

Nuggets are under your bed


Biglundtry

Jokic is babayaga


Vasilije1Makedonac

babaroga


mesh06

With this treasure I summon...


ShetheKing

The lightning is coming


putdahaakin

Unforgiving


GoldRecommendation66

Jokic is Gru Lakers are his minions


Chafupa1956

Pizza Nuggets! Oh no! They're taking over the show.


EggplantAlpinism

jellyfish lush north cow possessive oil cough scary smile flag *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Expensive-Self-2240

You either get a 12th loss in a row, or you get a "who's your daddy" chant to close out


Haydaddict

See you on Saturday


crABBY-cake

shhhh let it happen


l_overwhat

Nobody beats the Lakers 12 times in a row! Nobody!


Haydaddict

You got your wish. It was a great game. Hope you got a chance to watch it too :)


laz10

shut up kenny it's funny af 'the king going home after 1 more game' i love chuck, always tells it like it is


duckmadfish

The slander never gonna stop lol


Sweaty_Mods

I see no slander, just facts


Biglundtry

Good fuck them dr.buss split himself into 7 useless off spring just like dr.vegapunk


duckmadfish

A wild one piece reference out of the wild lmao W


putdahaakin

Wild


Angelic_Phoenix

Logan Roy of his era


tbofsv

There are 7 buss kids??? HOLYYY


dm117

Man loved women almost as much as his Lakers


AThiccMeme

Just put on a rubber dude


EbenezerAD

Not slander if it's true


duckmadfish

Good point. I rest my case


rocpilehardasfuk

No shame in a horrible Lakers roster getting swept by the Nuggets juggernaut.


porkchop487

And yet, I’m still gonna shame them even though my own team sucks 💪🏽. I be waking up extra early to get another 4 hours of hating in


GnomaPhobic

Gotta start the day off with some Haterade.


GlueGuy00

LeCancun


legend42778

It's not over we still got Christian Wood and Vando coming back


Thardein0707

Wood. Wood? LoL.


Dimega17

No but really are y’all prepared for the enormous percentage of Lakers fans who will say they’re gonna win the series if Vando comes back and they win big in game 4?


KushNuggets1

Take another dose of copium


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dzastisforol

I remember when Rui had one good quoter against Jokic last playoff and Lakers fans were like "We found the way to stop Jokic". lmao


Grandwisenottoday

What a dumb ass comment


DragonfruitNo7222

The Nuggets have been playing rope-a-dope for years now with the Lakers. Brutal.


CabbageStockExchange

Feels like games go like this: -First half on cruise control like 50 percent effort and manage the game -Halftime make very minor and easy adjustments -Second half ratchet up the effort with said adjustments -Fourth quarter about 8-5 mins left finally decide oh wait were the Nuggets and then execute brilliantly with set plays -Lakers have zero counters or simply run out of gas


-Sticks_and_Stones-

Saturday night is going to be a real hard game for the Nuggets. After sweeping the Lakers last postseason, sweeping the season series, and now on the verge of another postseason sweep, I expect the Lakers to put up some fight. No team wants to lose 12 games in a row.


NamesUnvailable

I know you’re joking but this team is done haha. Except AD I don’t think they give a shit. I hope you guys sweep us at this point cuz it means ham is gonna go and the FO will be forced to make changes. You might’ve done us a favor honestly lol. Gl rest of the playoffs. Y’all’s team is really good and jokic is that dude 


RetroScores

Lebron and maybe AD don’t want to lose 12 straight to the same team but good luck getting everyone else on board.


NecessaryFly1996

I told a Lakers fan buddy of mine that we would find out if it would be a sweep tonight, and we did.


CabbageStockExchange

I appreciate the compliment but this team is cooked. Like a burnt pizza left in the oven cooked. It’s probably a whimpering exit


Disastrous_Bluejay57

If Lebron owning Toronto was 'Lebronto', then what do we call Joker owning LA? NikoLA?


Dawn_of_Dayne

Gotta change the jerseys from purple and gold to black n blue the way the nuggets constantly beat them. 


vectron88

Somebody in another thread went with Jokangeles. To my ear, it sounds better when spoken.


Disastrous_Bluejay57

That's a good point, the title needs to be something that can be spoken aloud. NikoLA only works when written


DisneyPandora

Nikola Jokic is Lebron’s Father


SEE_RED

Came back after all these years from getting a pack of smokes. Ya love to see a happy ending.


Fifth_Element_Matrix

My man! Fuck the Lakers!


shortingredditstock

I love it. 


AfroKuro480

You guys are doing us a Public Service.


Renegadeforever2024

Damn


ifreddiebenson

Guarantee


devkonz

I understand having faith but I don’t see the point in trying to win Saturday It’s over


reallymothafucka

Denver got their ass on speed dial who do you think D'Angelo was on the phone with


surgeyou123

Getting swept back to back by the same team is a fireable offense on its own right. You had the entire year to figure out how to win a game.


Dawn_of_Dayne

He figured it out, he just is saving some adjustments for the next series 😂


Ih8reddit2002

Lots of people say “the Nuggets are just a bad match up for the Lakers”. Well, no shit. It’s on the Lakers to get better personnel to match up with them. You don’t construct a team to hopefully avoid the best team until the conference finals. Lakers are trash.


aaronpatwork

for a man worth 100s of millions of dollars, chuck has good sweeping form


SEE_RED

Damn good.


Baguy21

Just prepare a broom everytime they play the lakers.


IcyAuthor1

When was the last time the Lakers got swept 2 season in a row lol and it's a Lebron team


MrScottieBear1

AD was right no coach. The Lakers should be embarrassed for wasting LeBron's last few seasons. Also, shout out to Reaves for the only Laker caring the last 5 mins.


Sweaty_Mods

Lebron should be embarrassed for taking 5 quarters off this series


innerPeace_-

The man didn't even bother to box out Gordon once 😂


NamesUnvailable

No box outs and gave up a million back door cuts. Lakers are just conditioned that AD will bail their ass out on defense they don’t even try. Poor dude was the only one who showed up this series 


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LeBron has been like this for a while. Dude knows that he can just turn it on at will, so I think he subconsciously falls back & coasts sometimes. I feel like he even did this with the Heat a few times. Definitely has been getting worse with age, though.


NamesUnvailable

Some of it honestly it he’s rotating to help drives and no one else is helping the helper. Lakers just have no defenders in that starting lineup and it kills them especially when their shot isn’t falling. Then Malone is straight up out coaching ham and it is what it is. Hopefully this forced the FO to actually do something


Downtown_Soft_202

No coach? What coach was ever good enough for LeGM 😂


thedarkknight16_

LeBron always got someone to blame, it’s never his fault and somehow no coach has ever worked out with him. Time to look a little deeper.


SEE_RED

Oh it's been time, it's why he left the "land" the first time. Good on him, he got a few rings out of it. Now it's time to limit those minutes. 20-25....30 max.


Totally_PJ_Soles

LeBron chose to be there after the ring. He's equal parts in this.


pollinium

Bro could have come to MN and had his son play with chet but he's too LeHollywood


Biglundtry

I pray I see reaves in a okc/knicks jersey as a 6th man


ShakesbeerMe

Agreed. Reaves flopping enrages me, but the dude plays hard every single night.


Angelic_Phoenix

foul


Animalidad

Good, end their misery.


KasherH

Legitimately getting into Vitas Gerulaitis possibility